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Dirty Blondes

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/25/11

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Dirty Blondes

Elegant Angel

Genre: Vignettes

Director: William H. Nutsack

Cast: Kagney Linn Karter, Manuel Ferrara, Jessie Andrews, Anthony Rosano, Sarah Vandella, Erik Everhard, Alyssa Branch, Lily Labeau, Steve Holmes

Length: 151:16 minutes

Kagney Linn Karter

Date of Production: 2/29/2011 (funny, there were only 28 days in February this year!)

Extras: I enjoyed the 28:49 minute long Behind the Scenes feature most since it was exclusive to the movie, Nutsack interviewing the ladies and showing them around the sets. The other extras included some spam, five trailers, a cumshot recap, and a photogallery.

Condoms: None

Jessie Andrews

Audio/Video Quality: Dirty Blondes was presented in a crisp 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as released by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec with 480p resolution. The camera work was solid with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows and the picture appeared to be crisp this time. Nutsack has proven himself time and again as to being able to provide the best looking porn regardless of format, his technical expertise lying in keeping it simple rather than using fancy camera systems only to use gels and filters to fuck up the results as others do. I saw no compression artifacts the video bitrate clocking in around 3.3 Mbps video bitrate; modest enough for a SD flick but better than many on the market these days and the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the female performers as most of her work these days tends to do. The editing by Robert Laplanc was pretty solid too, no major errors noticed which is surprising given how many of the competition have recently dropped the ball in this area. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. For those keeping track, the audio was offered in a 256 Kbps offering with a 48 kHz sampling rate, the musical interludes provided by My Beat Shop and Elegant Angel.

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Sarah Vandella

Body of Review: Elegant Angel is currently one of the top gonzo production houses left in porn, part of the reason is due to the works of guys like William H. Nutsack. His latest work sent to me was called Dirty Blondes, each of the ladies from the five scenes sporting blonde hair (albeit dark roots in most cases). The cover hotty was former contract starlet Kagney Linn Karter, the proclamation that “she’s back!” announcing to the world that she will be more readily available to do lots of fun stuff. With casting including Sarah Vandella, Lily Labeau, Jessie Andrews, and Alyssa Branch, I was sure this would be yet another winner in the company vaults. The company described the movie like this: “These beautiful blonde superstars are also dirty girls who love cock! Featuring the return of Kagney Linn Karter from contract status, alongside Sarah Vandella, Jessie Andrews, Lily Labeau, and newcummer Alyssa Branch. Directed by the award winning, William H.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Alyssa Branch

Scene One: Kagney Linn Karter, the blond cover cutie just out of contract for another company, was up first with studly Manuel Ferrara after she teased in some sheer bikini undies. Her ass looked as fabulous as ever, the gal taking her sweet time on the staircase as she masturbated and otherwise enticed the camera, her gaze projecting a lot of sexual self confidence. In some ways, she reminded me a whole lot of a younger, curvier Tianna Lynn, though I admit she has a long way to go to fill those shoes in terms of sexual ability. Once the tease was finished, Manuel was diddling her to an orgasm, the couple kissing and the stud going down on her to show her the difference between a superstar male and a mope. He ate her front and back before she reciprocated with a fair blowjob, Manuel grabbing her neck a bit before some powerful vaginal penetration positions took place. There was a lot of additional oral by the pair over the rest of the scene, the degree of chemistry between them escalating the quality of the scene for me. Kagney was an active rider and managed to titty fuck him dry of genetic juice, some anal fingering almost making me think he was going to tap that sweet ass of hers before the facial shot that idea down.

Lily LaBeau

Scene Two: Jessie Andrews, a fetching young hotty with a body built for speed over comfort, was up next with Anthony Rosano, her poolside tease in a blue bikini such that it looked great to see her gyrate. The tease moved to the house soon enough, the couple going to a white couch for her to slob his knob aggressively and inhale his modest member with ease. She had good eye contact and he reciprocated with a decent level of oral, even licking her foot a bit before sucking her ass and vaginally banging her. She was an active rider too, impaling herself on his pecker soundly and enjoying the taste of her own juices on his rod, the gal fingering her asshole before he beat off a round of population pudding to her face.

Scene Three: Sarah Vandella, a curvy cutie who was also under contract for a time but now free to embrace her inner whore, was then up with powerhouse performer Erik Everhard. She teased in the expansive shower and slowly removed her bikini undies, masturbating slowly as the clothing came off (to the tempo of the music). As soon as he entered the picture, Erik gobbled her snatch actively, pressing his face into her labia and ass to drive her crazy. She rewarded him with a solid hummer, going all nasty on him as she showed that he was not the only one who sexually performed in a zone. This led to a bunch of oral and vaginal sex, Erik tossing off his spunk to her face and Sarah giving him a great post coital blowjob.

Scene Four: Alyssa Branch, a brand new blond babe still showing plenty of potential, was then up with Anthony Rosano, her tease montage a bit mixed up in terms of her various attire (or lack thereof). Alyssa mainly favored some skimpy blue jean shorts, removing them to show her clean pussy as the pair kissed, Anthony going down on her slowly at first and then getting into it more as she encouraged him. Her initial hummer was short but sweet, the active vaginal pounding making up for it as did the additional taste testing along the way. In terms of cuteness, Alyssa was all you could hope for, her sexual skills still needing polishing up but showing a lot of potential. For his part, Anthony kept going back to rimming her tender ass, unleashing a modest lot of spunk to her chin and face to close the scene out.

Scene Five: Lily Labeau, one of the best loved newcomers according to my fellow Xcritic reviewers, was up last with Steve Holmes, her sultry moves and lean body beckoning as she showed some fine stripper moves. Her black thong rode up her ass crack and she enjoyed herself immensely, giving off a strong sexual vibe in the large house. When the tease was over, Steve had her in his aged lap and the two kissed, her newfound attire removed all over again as a package for Steve to unwrap. She let him do his work and he savored every second of going down on her, the performance here actually solid considering he was almost old enough to be her grandfather. He choked her and vaginally tore into her sweet pussy, additional oral included along the rest of the way in the scene. She was loud and proud about getting off too, some anal fingering not leading further but providing some additional fun all the same. The scene closed up when he did her doggy style, giving her a facial and then throating her until she teared up and the credits rolled.

Summary: Dirty Blondes by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel was a polished set of five scenes starring some of the most popular hotties currently working in the industry today, the strokability, replay value, and quality of the outing meriting a rating of Highly Recommended. The cast included such notables as Sarah Vandella, Kagney Linn Karter, Lily Labeau, Jessie Andrews, and Alyssa Branch; all of them physically attractive and ready to rumble in a heated manner. In short, Dirty Blondes showing how a great director, fine cast, and supportive company can make some of the best gonzo porn available. Again, the idea that sticking to the basics rather than relying on camera tricks makes sense, the best companies accepting that strokable porn is not about offering glamour shot photography but hardcore fucking done with some passion and enthusiasm.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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