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Justice League of Pornstar Heroes XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody


Studio: Exquisite » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/26/11
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The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes: An Extreme Comixxx Parody

Exquisite Multimedia/Extreme Comixxx

Genre: Parody

The pairings

Director: Sinister X

Cast: Roxanne Hall, Evan Stone, Scott Lyons, Kristina Rose, Rocco Reed, Shyla Stylez, Tom Byron, Andy San Dimas, Barry Scott, Chanel Preston, Tommy Gunn, Amber Rayne, Talon
Non-sex roles: Ron Jeremy, Bill Bailey

Length: 138:57 minutes

There was even animation ala "Super Friends"

Date of Production: 2/1/2011 (cover); 12/22/2010 (press releases)

Extras: All the extras were on the second disc, well except for the large case holder and the set of trading cards that proved to be a nice addition to the package. There was a pop shot compilation from the scenes, a photogallery, and a series of Behind the Scenes extras. They began with 39:37 minute long series of interviews, including the director (holding up a production t-shirt that looked pretty good using the company logo and the movie logo, one on each side), followed by a 51:06 minute long feature called “Let’s Make a Movie” that was more like a true BTS (complete with flubbed lines, Evan Stone mugging, and the scenes being shot), a 76:38 minute long special called “Lizzy TV” which was dedicated to costumes, Tom shaving for his role, more BTS material, special effects, photogallery shooting, etc.), and a 65:15 minute long feature called “Fun with Superman and Wonder Woman” that was even more BTS material centered on two of the scenes (Rocco with Kristina Rose and Chanel Preston doing Tommy Gunn). In short, while additional sex scenes and such would have made it even better, this was a solid set of extras by any credible standard, all original to the production.

Condoms: None

The Team

Audio/Video Quality: The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes was presented in anamorphic 1.78:1 widescreen as shot by director Sinister X (an all new alias for an established director) for Exquisite Multimedia. This standard definition version was presented in the MPEG-2 codec, the bitrate hovering around the 4.7 Mbps mark when I spot checked it, the colors all bright and indicative of the original characters thanks in part to solid lighting. There were few flaws in the visuals to speak of, limited grain and no observed compression artifacts, the special effects suitable for a cable TV movie as much as a high grade porno, the composition tending to strongly favor the women yet still keep the costumes as a central selling point unlike some of the recent productions by others. The editing showed some care and frankly, it worked for me on both levels, the cheese factor well established but the smut factor selling me on the rating given. The audio was presented in 2.0 LPCM with a 48 kHz sampling rate and 1536 Kbps audio bitrate, the blend of vocals to special effects nicely played. Perhaps future efforts will incorporate more ambient noises and music too but this was a decent effort in terms of audio and visual elements in play.

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Roxanne Hall with Scott Lyons and the mighty Evan Stone

Body of Review: Exquisite Multimedia has been a gonzo porn company for a very long time, their limited forays into features and parodies usually leaving much to be desired but now they are trying to reinvent themselves with talented director “Sinister X” by releasing The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes. Having watched scores of porn parodies over the years, even back in the heyday of porn in the late 70’s and early 80’s, I know that most of them are so lamely made that aside from curiosity sales, most fade away only to be brought up later as examples of why porn is so laughed at by mainstream Hollywood and audiences alike. There have been a few that have transcended this degree of incompetence but given tiny budgets, the need for quick turnaround times, and performers that are either good sexually OR able to read a few lines without fucking them up, the odds are stacked against most productions except as stroke flicks or for cheap laughs. This time, the subject matter is a decades old comic group of heroes beloved far and wide, containing iconic characters that inspire many. While seemingly a natural thing to pornify, it overlooks the fact that of all the obsessive fanboys in existence, comic book readers of all ages are the worst about nitpicking little details. The flip side is that such people tend to have relatively chaste sex lives and are natural consumers of modern pornography, I used to know from personal experience. Surprisingly though, when all things are considered, this was a fun little fuck flick full of sequel potential, not hurt in the slightest by the inclusion of Xcritic blogger Chanel Preston; an award winning hotty able to combine intelligence, a smoking hot body, and a sex positive attitude few of her peers possess. As the mythic “Wonder Woman”, she lives the role and makes one forget about some of the more questionable casting here, reminding me that the cover itself was a change of pace in how it featured primarily men in direct opposition to industry standards. There was also an interesting integration of the 1970’s cartoon “Super Friends”

Ron Jeremy as Penguin (ala Danny Devito from Batman Returns)

That said, the costumes were cute takeoffs of their mainstream counterparts, “X’s” added in all the right spots to signify the parody as such yet keeping the same names, color schemes, and proportions. My quick take on the movie was that it was a great parody compared to most in the genre, able to poke a little fun at the characters but still be respectful of their fans, yet still embracing the core reason why so many enjoy porn in the first place. The sex might not have been the hardest of the hardcore smut but at the same time it wasn’t anything close to the vanilla trysts so frequently seen in the contract company offerings, my hat is off to the company for how well it handled the material. The company website described it like this: “When a great evil threatens porn's very existence, The Justice League of Porn Stars Heroes comes together to battle the Legion of Poon. Can Batman and Robin tag-team Catwoman into submission? Are Wonder Woman's truth juices enough to get the General talking? Will the sexy Mob Boss stop the Flash in his tracks? Can Superman get Zatanna to turn a real trick? Will the Green Lantern let Harley Quinn strip him of his ring & more? What are Lex Luthor and Poison Ivy scheming? Can our porn star heroes save the day? Only watching "The Justice League XXX" will reveal the answers!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Rocco Reed as Superman

Scene One: Roxanne Hall, a curvy dame playing Catwoman, was up first with the mighty Evan “Batman” Stone and Scott “Robin” Lyons, exchanging sexual favors for information. Ever the skilled cocksucker, Roxanne slobbed their knobs aggressively and greedily, far better than most of her younger industry peers could do. This led to the dynamic duo banging her vaginally and anally, even doing a DP with taste testing as she actively rode them. The guys stayed in costume and she kept her mask on too, something common in this show but relatively rare elsewhere for some reason (if you’re going to spend all that time & energy making a hero flick, why ditch the outfits that identify them as such?), her thick thighs looking as awesome as her ass during the pounding thrusts. The scene finished up with the men tossing off wads of genetic juice to her mug too, glazing her in heroic measure to open up the sexual portion of the movie in a heated manner.

Kristina Rose

Scene Two: Kristina Rose was up next as Zatanna, normally associated as a good guy (and second stringer in the Justice League mythos) but played here as a villain putting on a show interrupted by Rocco “Superman” Reed. The twisted manner in which the scene was set up was curious but as someone who adores the gal, I’m just happy she was included, her rounded rump and oral skills put to good use here. After weakening the man of steel just enough to perform her own kind of magic on him, she began with a kiss and soon dropped down to blow him aggressively, leaving her fishnet stockings on as she brought him back to life. Her eye contact enhanced the scene and she was soon riding his cock vaginally in a manner denoting a love connection, additional oral in the form of taste testing showing her appreciation for her own juices from his dick. The energy levels were high and it ended in a facial of population pudding, Kristina remaining in character (both as Zatanna and as a sex crazed strumpet) until milking him dry.

Shyla Stylez

Scene Three: Shyla Stylez, a very thick Poison Ivy with a red wig on, was up next with Tom Byron, his role as Lex Luthor perhaps the most in tune of the entire cast. The pair kissed and he tried titty fucking her, Shyla engaging him orally as she knelt down before him. This was a blowjob only scene and while I wish she did more, her oral talents were never wasted, the passion and chemistry displayed between them a nice prelude to other bouts of boning. It also ended in a facial where he jerked out the spunk, Shyla savoring his seed in a naughty manner (I just wish more was done with the scene).

The Flash in motion

Scene Four: Andy San Dimas, playing a silly mob boss in stripper gear, was up next as she seduced Barry Scott, his version of the Flash (the most common version of the character being named Barry Allen; pretty close) admittedly on the weak side. Still, Andy wrapping her lips around the pecker of any meat puppet in range is always worth a look, her aggressive style of throating including a lot of eye contact and enthusiasm. Her messy hummer had less hand to gland action than the last scene but she used both hands in a capable manner, throating him and providing excellent oral before various forms of active vaginal penetration. They became a bit rough at times, the way he jabbed at her with his cock and way she treated it in return being examples, the guy spanking her and grabbing her neck seemingly turning her on even more. He must have been dripping wet with sweat given the moist way her body looked too, wonderfully ending when she blew him to completion into her mouth.

Andy San Dimas with Barry Scott

Scene Five: Chanel Preston, playing the hottest Wonder Woman porn has seen to date, was up next as the answer to every fanboy’s dream. She was in her cover outfit looking all hot when she shed bullets fired at her by Tommy “The General” Gunn courtesy of her bracelets. The special effects were cute and while her magic lasso couldn’t suck the truth out of him, her mouth sure could as she dropped down to provide a heated hummer with hand to gland assistance. She throated his meaty member with ease, the streamers connecting the two just like their personal chemistry, a hearty bout of vaginal boning in various positions helping liven things up even more. Chanel then made it even better by throwing herself into the taste testing, the look of satisfaction in her eyes speaking volumes as to her enjoyment. The scene eventually closed up when Tommy jerked out a load of semen to her mouth, Chanel swallowing it as if it was her reward for a job well done.

Wonder Woman in her invisible jet

Scene Six: Amber Rayne, as lean and sexy as ever but dressed up as Harlequin, then took care of Talon (who was Green Lantern). While I still await the mainstream version of his character later this summer, this one was amusingly pornified, the blasts from his ring probably working better if they were in the shape of a penis. In any case, Hal Jordan he was not but Amber has always impressed folks sexually so I knew she’d carry the scene no matter what. This proved true as she provided yet another fine blowjob, going down on him with a lot of passion and skill, doing just as well during the vaginal penetration positions as the scene progressed. Amber was poetry in motion and the editing lost none of her drive, the carnival setting somehow more appropriate given their backgrounds. In any case, he left on his mask and ring even when he rubbed out a round of spew, Amber appearing to swallow it before the scene was cut short.

Chanel Preston bouncing bullets from her bracelets

Scene Seven: Chanel Preston, once again looking fine in her costume, was up last as she celebrated their apparent victory with a lengthy blowbang, servicing Evan Stone, Rocco Reed, Barry Scott, Talon, and Scott Lyons, as the men surrounded her. She quickly dropped to her knees and worked them over one at a time orally, looking up at her fellow heroes while typically jerking at least one other off at any given time. She showed how much she wanted cock, lots of cock at that, and engaged them all, I only wish it could have gone further and she took them in her other two holes as well. Still, the look on her face again told the story better than I could as she proved to be into the action, the men glazing her open mouth and beautiful face until a plot twist closed things up.

Chanel Preston

Summary: The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes by director Sinister X for Exquisite Multimedia really surprised me because previous company efforts in the genre just did not work in the slightest, the wealth of extras, the way the scenes were lightly tied together but not so much they couldn’t be enjoyed alone, Chanel Preston really shining brightly as Wonder Woman but the other ladies also nice eye candy too. While there were some rough edges to be smoothed out and a few casting quirks, I found myself appreciating it as an entertaining but strokable show, one of the best hero parodies in memory on several levels, the ambitious project earning a rating of Xcritic Pick. It wasn’t as hardcore as some of the director’s previous efforts but it was the kind of crossover porno that comic book fans should enjoy more than the generic gonzo of the week and well worth picking up as a “must have” for any genre fan. In short, The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes was not merely an upgrade over previous company parodies but a solidly enjoyable series of seven porn scenes all tied into the iconic DC Comic heroes many of us grew up with, little nods to variations of the characters included in such a way that the camp value was secure without damaging the strokability. As a “first” such effort by the director, I expect he will do even better in the future, the learning curve such that even the stated masters of the genre have shown time and again how far they have come. So look for “Supergirl” and volume two of this one in coming months, the special effects as good as any other CGI-laden parody or “tribute” flick currently on the market.

Amber Rayne with Talon

 

Chanel Preston in the blowbang

 

The Extras Disc

 

Director Sinister X


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