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Strap it On 7

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Aaron Scott » Review Date: 5/2/11

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Take two girls and add one dildo, and you have the makings of the seventh entry in the Strap It On series - a series that shows that when it comes to action, who needs a man?

Featuring performers Kelly Leigh, Payton Leigh, Joclyn Stone, Eden Adams, Anita Blue, Alyssa Dior, Marley Mason, Cala Craves, and Natasha Skinski, SIO#7 gives us  5 scenes of gal-on-gal action - with all of the scenes pretty much following the same routine - a little talking, a little kissing, followed by some oral, and then the strap it on and screw each other to orgasm.  Change scene. Repeat.  That's it.

With the action being the same in each scene - it all comes down to the talent.  And while a couple of the girls are somewhat attractive, most are either butter-faced, or appear old enough to be someone's grandmother.   A couple of the stars could be considered plus-size, and while that may be someone's fantasy, it isn't enough to save this presentation.

The pair-ups go as follows:

Scene 1:Eden and Peyton

Scene 2:Anita and Kelly

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Anita and Kelly

Scene 3:Alyssa and Joclyn

Alyssa and Joclyn

Scene 4:Natasha and Lana

Natasha and Lana

Scene 5:Cala and Marley

Cala and Marley

The Extras

Light on the extras, we are given an 8-minute Behind the Scenes "bonus" that has Natasha and Lana chatting before their scene.  Nothing of substance here, just a little talk about what the could do with the strap-on.  Lana seems to spend a lot of time grimacing, or perhaps that is because she is worried about her dentures falling out.  Yawn.  A photo gallery set to music is also presented, as well as a still-shot with website information for Platinum X.


Starting off with the audio - the pre-action talks were clear and everything could be heard.  During the fun, moans and groans were strong (and the sounds the girls were making were clear, as well). 

Video quality is both a blessing and a curse.  While the image was clean, and everything was visible - this presented a problem as much of the talent was less-than average looking, and the clean image lets you see every flaw, ever wrinkle, and every ounce of cottage cheese.  Still, it isn't the fault of the quality, so video gets a better grade here.

Final Thoughts

While presented as the "Cougars and Kittens" edition, one would think that the cougars wouldn't need to be pushing retirement home age, and that really kills any mood the production hopes to set.  If young girls getting it on with grannies is your thing, this might be the video for you.  However, there are far more worthwhile titles featuring girl-on-girl action - with infinately more attractive talent, and for that your money is better spent elsewhere. SKIP IT.

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