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Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 5/3/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: "Light" feature
Director: Jonathan Morgan
Cast:Alektra Blue, Rebeca Linares, Danny Mountain, Jayden Jaymes, Tommy Gunn, Lisa Ann, Rocco Reed, Carolyn Reece, Dane Cross, Chris Johnson.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Alektra Blue, Jayden Jaymes.
Length: 01:35
Condoms: Yes.
Bonus: One bonus star for the cast, which includes Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls Alektra Blue and Jayden Jaymes.


Boobwatch is a "light feature" comedic parody of..what else..Bay Watch. It consists of five boy/girl scenes (Scene One is a boy/girl/girl and Scene Four is a boy/boy/girl) that feature busty female lifeguards who not only "save" their charges from untold disaster, but also give them a sound fucking as well.

The movie's script, which is quite amusing, revolves around Alektra Blue, a clairvoyant (and oh-so-gorgeous) lifeguard who can "see" danger far removed from her beach-front lifeguard shack. Once Alektra sees someone in trouble she--or one of her busty teammates--"rushes" to the side of the endangered guy, "saves" him, and then gives him the "gift" of her sexy body. Of particular note is the lighthearted--and spoof-like--way in which the lifeguards reach the guys. They run...but in very-well-executed slow-motion. Thus, we can savor the girls' bouncing boobs as they frantically rush to the rescue.

I truly enjoyed three of the scenes: both of those that feature Must-See Girl Alektra Blue (Scenes One and Five) and Scene Two, which features another Must-See Girl, Jayden Jaymes. Scene Three, featuring Lisa Ann and Rocco Reed, is definitely a "toss-it-back" and quite tedious scene. And, Scene Four--which features Carolyn Reece, Tommy Gunn, and Dane Cross--is a typical fuck-one/suck-one boy/boy/girl scene that contains neither cunnilingus or double-penetation...both of which I consider essential in a boy/girl/girl scene.

Although the sex in a couple of the scenes fails to live up to my standards, I must admit that the filming of this movie is very nice. I appreciate the above-average production values, the great locations, the excellent special effects, and the musical soundtrack. Now, if I could have all that plus five-star sex, I'd be in heaven.

Check out some photos of the girls in Boobwatch here. Enjoy!


Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate PDF document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Boobwatch can be accessed here.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl threeway
Performers: Alektra Blue, Rebeca Linares, and Danny Mountain.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: A Weenie Roast Gets Violated: Alektra Blue, playing a lifeguard with clairvoyant powers, "sees" Rebeca Linares and Danny Mountain "in trouble" even though they are in a suburban neighborhood miles away from her lifeguard tower. Running in delightful slow-motion that highlights her fine, big, and bouncing boobs, stunning Alektra arrives at Danny's Mountain's outdoor cookout just as he's checking on his grilled hot dogs. While Danny's girlfriend, the busty and hard-bodied Rebeca Linares watches, Alektra exclaims that she's trying to protect the beach from open flames. Danny then replies that "...we're nowhere near a beach...and this is a perfectly safe barbeque!" Alektra doesn't believe Danny. So, she opens the lid of the barbeque and pronounces: "Just as I thought...burnt weenies."

Exasperated, Danny doesn't know what to do about the blackened hot dogs. Luckily, Alektra knows just where to find another "weenie..." one that's ready to be devoured by her voracious mouth! First, though, she strokes and squeezes it through Danny's pants while he bends down to kiss her beckoning mouth. As you can imagine, Rebeca quickly becomes envious. So, she sweetly asks, "Can I see that weenie?" Alektra magnanimously steps to the side so that Rebeca can join the fun and the two girls are soon ministering to Danny's cock with both of their mouths and all four of their hands. As the girls give Danny slobbery head, they take time to make out with each other, too. And, they take time to progressively bare their fantastic bodies, too.

When it's time to move on to sex, Rebeca lies in missionary atop a bench and enjoys a thorough pounding by Danny's hard (and condom-sheathed) dick as Alektra, in turn, sits on and fucks Rebeca's face while reaching across to stroke Rebeca's clit or kiss Danny's mouth. This very fine "love triangle" provides everybody with lots of pleasure. And, it's damned easy on the eyes, too. In due course, the Alektra moves into doggie (nice fucking-back moves, Alektra) so that Danny can fuck her from behind while Alektra, in turn, plays with Rebeca's body and suckles her perky nipples.

As the scene unfolds, Rebeca shows off her champion cowgirl moves while she frantically pounds Danny's dick and kisses his open mouth. Meanwhile, Alektra busies herself by spanking Rebeca's fine ass cheeks and rimming her asshole, by masturbating, by licking Danny's pistoning cock, and by suckling Danny's balls. Danny, Alektra, and Rebeca all work together flawlessly to give Rebeca a massive orgasm. Then, the girls suck her cum off of Danny's lucky dick.

In the last position of the scene, Alektra mounts and then uses incredible moves to fuck Danny's dick in reverse cowgirl. Meanwhile, Danny feasts on Rebeca's big and bountiful breasts and, after she straddles his face, her tasty twat. Then, to end the scene, Danny blasts the girls' big tits with a generous load of his A-grade semen. Then, Alektra sucks and milks him dry, cum swaps with Rebeca, and rubs her cum-covered boobs against Rebeca's.

This scene is the stuff of very sweet dreams.

Foreplay: Stripping, kissing, caressing/groping, hair pulling, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, multiple girl fellatio, deep-throat, jawbreakers.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl (she cums), reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: External breasts.

Sex rating: 4.95
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.70

What I Liked Most:

  • I adore Alektra Blue's body. It appears that many of you readers do, too, since you voted her body "the best" in the 2011 AVN Fan Favorite contest. I don't know about you, but I particularly like Alektra's pierced clit hood.
  • Rebeca Linares' body, too, gives me a raging hard-on. It seems like her her hard-bodied and increasingly voluptuous body (nice implants!) looks better every time I see it!
  • Alektra and Rebeca give Danny a two-girls-on-one-dick blowjob. And, they give him double-fisted handjobs, too. Sweet!
  • Alektra is delightfully assertive in wedging herself between Rebeca and her boyfriend Danny in order, of course, to "save" him.
  • Alektra Blue's fucking moves, as always, are incredible. And, the torrents of naughty vocabulary that flow from her mouth are definitely motivating.
  • The trio enjoys lots of "love trains and triangles," during which each one pleasures another. Some of these groupings include tasty face fucking.
  • The girls really get into it with each other while one of them fucks Danny.
  • Alektra repeatedly gives Danny voracious pussy-to-mouth.
  • Rebeca takes several opportunities to masturbate while Danny is fucking Alektra.
  • All four of the girls' magnificent tits bounce delightfully while they fuck.
  • The camera angles and special effects are quite nice...especially the slow-motion sequences.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • Danny should have fucked the girls' tits. Both pairs of grade-A boobs scream out "fuck me!"
  • I wish there had been some anal sex. There's a bit of rimming, but that's it.
  • There is an overuse of oblique camera angles. Sometimes, there is no transitioning footage between sexual positions.
  • There is some ambient noise (an airplane passes overhead) that should have been edited out.

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Jayden Jaymes and Tommy Gunn.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: There's a Fly in the Gym. Back on the beach, Alektra "sees" Tommy Gunn in danger and then dispatches one of her fellow lifeguards, Jayden Jaymes, to save him from...get this...a housefly that's buzzing around the gym. As Tommy works out on an exercise machine, he hears the annoying sound of a fly. He tries to swat it away...to no avail. Indeed, the insect flies into Tommy's open mouth and causes him to choke. Then, as if out of a dream, voluptuous lifeguard Jayden Jaymes, dressed in a skin tight red swimsuit and running in slow motion, bursts into the gym, spreads Tommy's mouth, examines his throat to make sure his airways are clear, and then gives him mouth-to-mouth. Tommy quickly recovers and thanks her. Jayden, the consummate professional, then gives Tommy a quick once-over to make sure that everything is fully functional...including his immediately-erect dick.

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Jayden quickly tears open Tommy's shorts, pulls out his massive and titanium-hard dick, and then attacks it with her greedy mouth and well-practiced hands. Her beaming face betrays her sublime pleasure as she sucks and strokes him to heaven and beyond. She even deep-throats him and makes delightful stringers from his rod to her mouth. And, she increases his motivation through the use of well-chosen naughty words and coos of pleasure. Even better, you can only imagine the spike in his libido when she slips her magnificent tits out of her swimsuit and erotically jiggles them for him! Of course, he simply must squeeze them. And, his dick gets the ultimate workout when she slips it into her cleavage and fucks it with her boobs. Wow!

Without benefit of cunnilingus (this is the major flaw in this otherwise fine scene), sex begins in doggie when Jayden straddles the exercise machine and enjoys a thorough reaming as Tommy fucks her to orgasm from behind (damn, her dangling tits look fine!). While Tommy slides his condom-protected cock in-and-out of Jayden's vagina, she, in turn, strokes her sensitive clit and groans with unbridled lust. Later, Jayden straddles Tommy and fucks the shit out of him in reverse cowgirl. During this segment--which I think is the hottest of the scene because it allows us to savor Jayden's incredible body, bejeweled vagina, and colorful tattoo up-close-and-personal--Jayden does most of the "work" while Tommy lays back, enjoys the ride, and fondles her boobs and clit. Jayden cums hard and long, but continues to ride Tommy with undimmed gusto while her generous pussy makes Tommy's cock glisten with girl juice.

As the scene continues to unfold, Jayden lies on her side, in spoon, and enjoys Tommy's pistoning cock as he reams her vagina from behind. Jayden cums yet again and then Tommy gapes her pussy for us...how beautiful! Then, in the last position of the scene, Jayden again mounts and uses her awesome moves to fuck Tommy's lucky cock...this time in cowgirl.

At the last possible moment, Tommy pushes Jayden off of him, stands up, tears off his condom, and shoots his voluminous load of semen onto Jayden's breasts and into her cleavage. She sucks and milks him dry and pronounces him "fully functional."

Foreplay: Stripping, kissing, caressing/fondling, tit squeezing and fucking, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl (she cums), doggie (she cums), spoon (she cums).
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: External breasts.

Sex rating: 4.20
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.60

What I Liked Most:

  • Jayden Jaymes has an exceptional body and beautiful tattoos.
  • Jayden is delightfully assertive in getting what she wants from Tommy as she tries to "save" him.
  • Jayden uses her fantastic tits to fuck Tommy's lucky dick during foreplay.
  • Jayden gives Tommy a very fine blowjob. Damn, she really seems to adore his penis!
  • Jayden's big and bountiful breasts look super fine when they dangle...especially in doggie and, to a lesser degree, in spoon.
  • Jayden is a very demonstrative fuck and always lets Tommy--and us--know how she feels through the use of her ecstatic groans and nasty vocabulary.
  • Jayden's erotic fucking moves, especially in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl, are simply mesmerizing. Believe me, you'll wish she were riding you instead of Tommy!
  • Jayden cums at least three times during the scene. Each of those orgasms is a delight to behold.
  • Jayden lovingly strokes her own clit while Tommy reams her pussy.
  • Tommy frequently suckles Jayden's erect nipples and squeezes her delightful boobs.
  • The close-ups, camera angles, and special effects (especially the slow-motion sequences) are superb.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There is an overuse of oblique camera angles. Sometimes, we do not get to see Tommy Gunn insert his penis into Jayden after they transition from one position to another.
  • I wish there had been some anal sex. Assholes need lovin' too!

What I Didn't Like:

  • Tommy never goes down to eat Jayden's luscious vagina. If I were with her, I'd spend hours licking and probing her scrumptious and beautifully bejeweled pussy with my tongue. So, I'll never understand guys who forego cunnilingus.

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Lisa Ann and Rocco Reed.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Danger! Shark Infested Waters. Alektra's clairvoyance again comes in handy when she "sees" a man (Rocco Reed) entering shark-infested waters. Well, the water's not really shark-infested. In fact, Rocco's just stepping into a bubble-bath-filled Jacuzzi when popular MILF Lisa Ann runs (in slow-motion) into the bathroom to "save" him from a shark. When Rocco points out that there's no shark in the water, Lisa Ann takes credit for that absence and then tells him that she's going to stay around to protect--and have sex with--him.

What follows is perfunctory and cunnilingus-free foreplay (see list below) followed by tedious, mechanical, and no-chemistry in-and-out action in four positions (list and photo links below) that doesn't bring busty Lisa Ann anywhere close to orgasm. Of course, Rocco does cum...all over the outside of Lisa Ann's pussy.

Some scenes are not worth writing about. This is one of them. In fact, I had a hard time keeping hard...if you know what I mean! Nonetheless, you can see the scorecard for this scene on Page 3 this document.

Foreplay: Stripping, kissing, caressing/fondling, handjob, fellatio, stringers.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: External pussy.

Sex rating: 2.775
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.70

What I Liked Most:

  • Lisa Ann is quite assertive in convincing Rocco that he needs saving...and fucking!
  • The elegant bathroom, in which the scene is set, is very attractive.
  • The Jaws-like musical soundtrack is effective.
  • Lisa Ann has a repertoire of very nice fucking moves...and she uses them quite well whenever she gets to do the fucking. Too bad she didn't make herself cum!
  • The slow-motion special effects are really good.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There is an overuse of oblique camera angles. Sometimes, we do not get to see Rocco insert his penis into Lisa Ann after they transition from one position to another.
  • I wish there had been some anal sex. Assholes need lovin' too!
  • Rocco should have fucked the Lisa Ann's tits.

What I Didn't Like:

  • Rocco never goes down to eat Lisa Ann's vagina.
  • Lisa Ann never cums during the scene.

Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/boy/girl
Performers: Carolyn Reece, Tommy Gunn, Dane Cross.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: You Never Know When the Water Will Splash. Alektra again sees Tommy Gunn in trouble. This time, she contacts her colleague Carolyn Reece and alerts her to a potential "water hazard." When Carolyn arrives on scene, running in slow-motion, of course, she finds Tommy Gunn explaining his encounter with Jayden Jaymes to his buddy Dane Cross while Dane washes his car in a suburban driveway. Given the fact that the two of them are hundreds of miles away from the ocean, Dane has a hard time believing Tommy's story. Of course, Carolyn's appearance on scene brings and abrupt end to Dane's non-belief.

Carolyn wastes no time "saving" Tommy and Dane from their splashing water hose and soapy water. As part of her lifesaving technique, Carolyn gives Dane mouth-to-mouth and then invites the guys to try out her other lifeguard skills...by having sex with her!

The three soon morph into one pleasure-inducing organism as they kiss, fondle, and undress each other erotically. Once Carolyn's boobs are uncovered, Dane suckles them greedily. Meanwhile, Carolyn quickly tears off the guys' pants, drops to her knees, and ministers to both fully-erect rods with her hands and mouth. She even suckles both sets of lucky balls!

Tommy is the first to dip his rod into Carolyn's pussy when she bends over into doggie. While he frantically pistons in-and-of of her pussy with his condom-covered rod, Carolyn, in turn, sucks and strokes Dane's cock while motivating the two guys with her sounds of ecstasy and naughty words. In due course, Tommy leans against Dane's car and then lets Carolyn fuck his cock in reverse cowgirl (her moves are hot and sexy). Eventually, "doubting Dane" gets his turn to ream Carolyn...in missionary and while she lies on her side. Meanwhile, Carolyn continues to blow and stroke Tommy's cock. During this segment, substantially more chemistry develops between Carolyn and Dane than between Carolyn and Tommy. Perhaps that's why he's able to gift her with an orgasm.

After Carolyn climaxes, she begs the guys to "cum all over me." Who'd deny her? So, the guys do just that. Dane "splashes" all over the outside of Carolyn's pussy--and onto her erect clit--first. Damn, her cum-covered cunt looks pretty! Then, following Carolyn's request, Tommy shoots his load onto her tits as she squeezes them together for him. She sucks and licks Tommy's still-quivering cock as the scene comes to an end.

This scene lacks two essential elements. First, neither of the guys ever went down to eat Carolyn's pussy. That is inexcusable. Second, they didn't double-stuff her holes. I see no reason for a second cock in a scene unless it's used as part of a double penetration.

Foreplay: Mutual stripping, kissing, caressing/fondling, hair pulling, tit sucking and squeezing, handjob, fellatio, balls sucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, standing doggie, on-her-side (she cums).
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: External pussy; tits.

Sex rating: 3.525
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.50

What I Liked Most:

  • I really like Carolyn's all-natural-looking boobs. They're adorable when they bounce and gyrate when she fucks--or gets fucked.
  • Carolyn Reece is quite assertive in getting the guys to fuck her.
  • Carolyn is very talented in using her hands and mouth to pleasure two cocks at once.
  • Carolyn increases her pleasure by stroking her clit while one of the guys plows her cunt.
  • Dane fondles Carolyn's body, squeezes her tits, and pulls on her hair while she gets her pussy reamed by Tommy.
  • Whenever Carolyn gets to do the fucking, her moves are always enthusiastic and sexy.
  • I literally cheered for Carolyn when she came with Dane. Generally speaking, boy/boy/girl scenes do not provide enough pleasure to the girl to cause her to cum because she's too busy fucking and sucking to pay attention to her own needs. Thus, a female orgasm during a b/b/g scene is something to celebrate.
  • The camera angles (especially the shot-from-above and shot-from-below footage) are quite nice as are the super-tight close-ups and special effects.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There is an overuse of oblique camera angles. Sometimes, we do not get to see the guys insert their penises into Carolyn after they transition from one position to another.

What I Didn't Like:

  • Neither guy had the common decency to go down on Carolyn's pussy to eat it. This is so typical in boy/boy/girl scenes in which the guys generally appear to be impressing each other instead of pleasing the girl.
  • The guys don't double penetrate Carolyn's holes. I'm not a fan of boy/boy/girl scenes to begin with...but, if the guys don't double-stuff the girl, what's the reason for the second guy?

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Alektra Blue, Chris Johnson

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Oh no!!! Pool-Like Dangers Ahead. Super lifeguard Alektra Blue gets one more clairvoyant peek at danger in Scene Five when she "sees" Chris Johnson in peril as he relaxes on an outdoor chaise next to a beautiful pool in the backyard of his expansive home. Alektra immediately emerges from the mansion and runs--in slow-motion, of course--toward Chris while Beach Boys-like music plays in the background. "Sir," she shouts. "Were you not aware that there's no lifeguard on duty here?" "Yeah, it's my pool," he replies. "Well," she huffs. "Don't you know the dangers of not having a lifeguard in a pool area?" Chris explains that he's not even going in the pool. Yet, Alektra is still adamant: "I'll show you why you need a lifeguard."

Alektra quickly tosses aside her gear, bends over, and gives him a dick-stiffening kiss to show him she means business. Meanwhile, she reaches down, grabs and squeezes his cock, and bares her magnificent boobs so that he can feast on their bounty. Insatiable, Alektra soon tears open Chris' pants, pulls out his fully-erect dick, and gives him a noisy, slobbery, and spirited blowjob that's accompanied by deep-throat thrusts, balls suckling, and jaw breakers. She also uses one and both of her hands to pleasure his lucky penis. Meanwhile, Chris' hands explore Alektra's superlative curves and tug on her lustrous black hair. He even has the presence of mind to tell her exactly what he wants her to do. I don't know about you, but my mind goes completely blank when my dick is inside a woman's mouth!

Chris, who knows exactly what he wants, soon helps Alektra remove the rest of her clothing and then attacks her gorgeous vagina with his mouth and fingers while Alektra squeals with delight and talks delightfully nasty. Wow! I'd give almost anything to switch places with him...especially when Alektra helps out by fucking her own bejeweled pussy with two fingers while Chris suckles on her clit and fucks her vagina with one of his fingers (three total fingers).

After a bit more noisy and stringer-intensive fellatio, Alektra and Chris move on to sex. They begin in reverse cowgirl, a position that allows Alektra to show off her outstanding moves while Chris lies back and enjoys the ride. As the scene continues, Chris gets to take over the in-and-out action when he pounds her while she lies on her side and on her back in missionary. But, Alektra stays engaged by fucking back passionately...no matter the position.

From the perspective of pleasure, the best position is doggie. Alektra's magnificent tits dance and gyrate joyfully in reaction to Chris' redline-speed strokes in-and-out of her super-soaked pussy. Alektra loves it and shows her pleasure through her naughty words and sweet sounds. And, her body loses total control when the pleasure makes it climax!

After Alektra cums, Chris continues to pound her in doggie until he can react to her pleas to "give me that fucking cum!" When he can no longer hold back, he pulls out and, after she drops to her knees, he showers her fantastic breasts with a substantial load of his seed. Then, she sucks him dry and massages his semen into her flesh as this fine scene comes to an end.

Foreplay: Stripping, kissing, caressing/fondling, hair pulling, tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, multiple-finger-fucking, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, balls suckling, jaw breakers.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, standing doggie (she cums), on-her-side; double vaginal penetration with two sets of fingers.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: External breasts.

Sex rating: 4.825
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.40

What I Liked Most:

  • Ditto regarding all the things I said about Alektra's body (and pierced clit hood) in my review of Scene One.
  • This scene definitely has the best--and most complete--foreplay in Boobwatch.
  • Excellent chemistry develops between Chris and Alektra...definitely the best in Boobwatch.
  • Alektra is deliciously assertive with Chris. She knows what she wants from him and gets it! Isn't it wonderful when your woman wants you THAT much?
  • As always, Alektra Blue's fucking moves are out-of-this-world. She made me lose a load while she pounded Chris' condom-sheathed cock during reverse. There's no question that she's a Must-See Girl!
  • Alektra isn't averse to pleasuring herself while she fucks Chris. She often uses her spit-soaked fingers to stroke her magnificent bejeweled clit and sharply spanks her labia with her hands.
  • Alektra uses lots of naughty language to motivate Chris--and us.
  • Chris has so much fun fucking Alektra that he pounds her at redline speed. He also thoroughly enjoys spanking her nicely-enhanced tits and gorgeous ass cheeks while he fucks her pussy.
  • The camera angles (especially the shot-from-below segments) and special effects are top-notch.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There is an overuse of oblique camera angles. Sometimes, we do not get to see the Chris insert his penis into Alektra after they transition from one position to another.


The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains a full motion chapter selector that allows you to jump to the scene of your choice; multiple chapters per sex scene; the trailer for Boobwatch; an 18-minute bonus sex scene from Anarchy that features Alektra Blue, Dale Dabone, and Anthony Rosano; a three-minute-long self-running slide show accompanied by surfer music; trailers for six Wicked Pictures releases; Wicked Pictures' promo reel (about one-minute long); and about five minutes of phone sex ads. This selection of Extras is about average in today's marketplace. Three stars.

Final Thoughts

The best things about Boobwatch include:

  • Alektra Blue and Jayden Jaymes. I never get tired of watching these two Must-See Girls. I'll bet that you'll adore them both as much as I do.
  • the girls' ample breasts. Real or enhanced, all ten of them are gorgeous.
  • the plot is funny and the girls' intentional overacting is quite amusing as they deliver their hard-to-believe lines.
  • the slow-motion special effects, used whenever one of the lifeguards is approaching her charge, are delightful.
  • the shot-from-above and shot-from-below camera angles are quite nice.
  • the musical soundtrack is quite a bit better than that found in most porn movies. Although not particularly inspired, I do appreciate the fact that the music accompanies the entire scene...not just the scene set-ups.

Boobwatch could have been better if:

  • some anal sex had accompanied the vaginal in-and-out action.
  • there had been more titty fucking. Damn, with a cast of ten magnificent tits, you'd think that every guy would fuck that ample cleavage.
  • the videographer had resisted the urge to use trite oblique camera angles that are seldom seen in mainstream, yet are the norm in porn.
  • the editor had given us transitioning footage--at least the insertions--between positions.

Things I didn't like about Boobwatch include:

  • the lack of cunnilingus in Scene Two. Tommy never goes down to eat Jayden's luscious vagina. If I were with her, I'd spend hours licking and probing her scrumptious and beautifully bejeweled pussy with my tongue. So, I'll never understand guys who forego cunnilingus.
  • the lack of cunnilingus in Scene Three. Rocco never goes down to eat Lisa Ann's vagina.
  • the lack of a female orgasm in Scene Three. Lisa Ann never cums during the scene.
  • the lack of cunnilingus in Scene Four. Neither guy had the common decency to go down on Carolyn's pussy to eat it. This is so typical in boy/boy/girl scenes in which the guys generally appear to be impressing each other instead of pleasing the girl.
  • the lack of a double penetration in Scene Four. I'm not a fan of boy/boy/girl scenes to begin with...but, if the guys don't double-stuff the girl, what's the reason for the second guy?

Average sex rating: 4.055
Average video rating: 4.90
Average audio rating: 3.90
Average production values rating: 4.58
Extras rating: 3.00
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 4.287

X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)

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