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Superman XXX: A Porn Parody


Studio: Vivid » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 5/4/11



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

The Movie:

So how could AVN Award winner Axel Braun follow up on the immense success of his Batman XXX movie from 2010? How to top one of the most universally lauded adult pictures of recent years? Why, take it one step further and rather than make a sequel to the Batman picture, why, let’s take on the biggest name in comic books – Superman! And thus, ladies and gentlemen, we have Vivid’s Superman XXX, in which Ryan Driller plays the titular man of steel.

The plot , and there definitely is one here, the movie begins when a plane is about to go down, likely killing everyone on board. Thankfully Clark Kent is on board, and faster than a speeding bullet he’s out of his suit and into his tights to save the day. This sets the stage for what’s to come, as Clark sets about trying to hit it off with fellow reporter Lois Lane (a perfectly cast and perfectly sexy Andy San Dimas) while maintaining his secret identity and thwarting the evil plans of Lux Luthor (Eric Matserson) and Miss Teschmacher (Alexis Texas) and the even more sinister plans of General Zod (Ben English) and Ursa (Zoe Voss). Thankfully his best pal in the whole wide world, ace reporter Jimmy Olson (James Deen – who is too old for this part but hilarious in it anyway) is around to help out wherever he can.

But let’s get to what you all want to know about before we delve back into what makes this one fun, as well as hot. Without further ado…

Scene One - Lexi Belle, Alec Knight and Evan Stone:

Scene Two - Kristina Rose and James Deen:

Scene Three - Alexis Texas and Eric Masterson:

Scene Four - Andy San Dimas, Zoe Voss, Ben English and Hef Pounder:

Scene Five - Andy San Dimas and Ryan Driller:

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Nicely shot with good attention to detail in terms of the costuming and the little quirks that pay homage not just to the comics but to the big screen adaptations as well, Superman XXX really benefits from some great casting choices and fun performances. We already know all involved can fuck, but Braun gives them time to act as well and if no one here is Oscar material, everyone involved is obviously having a good time with the material and that comes across in their work. The effects are low budget but kind of charming in their own corny way, while the story flows reasonably well and while it might not be deep, it bridges the sex scenes together quite nicely. If it doesn’t quite hit the heights that Braun’s Batman XXX did, it comes damn close and as such turns out to be as entertaining as it is arousing.

The DVD

Video:

Superman XXX looks just fine in this 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer. Braun has put some care into shooting this film and it shows, with nice compositions and good use of color and thankfully Vivid’s transfer replicates this well. While detail never approaches high def levels of clarity it’s definitely better than your average porno DVD – things look very good here, Vivid has left little room to complain.

Sound:

The only audio option on the disc is an English language Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track, which was a bit disappointing as a 5.1 remix could have made a few of the more effects intensive or action intensive scenes more fun and spread the score around more than the 2.0 mix does. That said, what we’ve got here sounds fine. The levels are well balanced and there are no issues with hiss or distortion to complain about. The music in particular has good clarity to it.

The Extras:

Extras aren’t quite as plentiful as you might have hoped for an A-list release like this one, but the disc is hardly barebones. First up is a behind the scenes featurette that runs just under a half an hour in length. Here we get a look at what it was like on set and are treated to some interviews with the cast and crew as they do their thing on set. Also included on the disc is a ‘clean’ version that takes all of the sex out of the feature – what you’re left with is a rather amusing twenty-five minute version of the film that, while obviously very choppy in terms of how it’s put together, plays out like a fairly standard, albeit exceptionally goofy and raunchier than usual, Superman adventure.

Rounding out the extras are trailers for a few other Vivid releases, some irritating advertisements, animated menus and chapter stops.

Overall:

A fun storyline, five great sex scenes, interesting production values, good pacing and the fact that it’s one of those rare instances where everything comes together, pun intended, as it should make Superman XXX easy to recommend. If you enjoy feature based adult films and/or the whole parody trend that’s sweeping the industry by storm, definitely give this one a shot. Even if you don’t, hey, Andy San Dimas and Alexis Texas are both in fine form here. It’s worth it.

…Superman shows up just in time to sort of save the day. Lois was already forced to go down but it could have been worse right? At any rate, she’s so grateful for the rescue that she talks Superman into flying her around Metropolis before thanking him with head. She strokes him and sucks him with impressive precision and he bends her over in front of him and bones her from behind, standing doggy style. He gets on his back and she goes up top for some cowgirl and reverse cowgirl action, and he finishes off on her face which she greedily cleans up.

General Zod and his cronies get lovely Lois Lane under their control and decide to take full advantage as Andy is forced to give the two men head after they bust into the office and knock out her boss. Zoe gets in on this action too, playing with Andy’s ass in a very appealing way and apparently much to her delight. Zoe gives Andy what she wants as she finishes off the two Kryptonian evildoers and winds up with a whole lot of spunk on her cleavage and neck. But wouldn’t you know it….

You just know Lex is gonna get some when and where he can, and if he can get some from the best ass in porn, why wouldn’t he? When his plot goes south, she decides to cheer him up the best way she knows how, and that’s with a nicely played blowjob. Once he’s primed, she goes back and forth between using her mouth on him and riding him cowgirl and reverse, giving us a nice look at those award winning cheeks in action. As Lex reaches his max, he pulls out and strokes off into her mouth and onto her face, ending a very steamy scene. Alexis, if you’re reading this, you look lovely in black leather.

Jimmy Olson, little devil that he is, makes time in the janitor’s closet with hot Hispanic office girl Kristina when our second scene starts – you see, Lex has unleashed Hell so to speak so the two are hiding out in the closet when the mood hits and before you know it, Jimmy’s got his cock in her mouth. Once she’s had a mouthful he flips her around and taps her pussy and ass from behind, doing the best that he can with the limited space that he has to work with in the closet. She gets into it the harder he hammers her, getting her down on all fours for some very intense fucking, and he finishes the scene by pulling out and shooting his load into her mouth.

The plane isn’t the only going down in the opening scene, as foxy stewardess Lexi is giving Alec and Evan blowjobs in the cockpit. She goes down on the guys like the champ that she is, enjoying her work and giving the scene her all, before taking off the fetishistic uniform (admit it, you’ve got a stewardess hang up too) and riding one boner and then the other, pleasing one with her mouth and one with her pussy before winding up with a whole lot of jizz all over her face and cleavage.



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