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Captain Stabbin' 3

Studio: Reality Kings » Review by Rob Perez » Review Date: 5/12/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Public Sex, Web-To-DVD, Amateur, Anal

Director: ?

Cast: Sarah, Susan, Georgia Peach, Monicue, Casey Starr, Lesa

Audio/Video: Audio was decent to good, which is to be expected when the majority of the film is shot outdoors, but the very little outside noise you hear wasn’t a major distraction. Natural lighting made the visual appear just a little below average but it’s an amateur/reality porn production so it was superior than the usual amateur porn release.

Length: 130 minutes

Release Date: 5/02/11

Extras: Photo Gallery and Trailers for upcoming RK titles Cum Out On Top-Audrey Bitoni vs. Abby Brooks, We Live Together 17, and Round and Brown 19

Condoms: Yes

Overview: Let’s face it. In real life picking up girls is never quite as easy as reality porn films make it out to seem. But it’s still porn which means it’s all about fantasy. Captain Stabbin’ 3 is an awesome fuck flick that shows when you have your own boat sitting out on a marina, girls will be just as impressed by a floating status symbol as they would be if it had four wheels and spinning rims. Two guys, one a young stud and his much older, perverted friend (the captain of the ship) roam South Beach for the sweetest tail, then having some fun with it as the scenes draw to a close. Yep, each scene contains anal. What’s amazing is that these girls—minus Georgia Peach and Casey Starr, the only girls here with any porn street cred—are all newbies performing in what has to be their first scenes. Each girl fucks like they’ve been at this for a while, certainly well above par to keep my boner hard throughout the entire film. And when you see how lean and tight these girls are you’ll be left in amazement at how each of these girls managed to take a pounding up their asses.

Scene 1: Susan – As Susan and her new friend make their way to the boat, the captainis already there to welcome them on board. Susan’s friend manages to get her to change into a bikini, which she does and, to my delight, shows off what a body she has. After a little seductive poses and teasing for the camera, Susan is ready to bang away, allowing her friend to sample her goodies before slipping his cock in her pussy. He basically fucks her in three positions—mish, spoon and doggystyle—before he decides he’s gotta get himself some of that ass. unbelievable the amount of cock Susan took in her ass and how effortlessly it goes in and out. Perhaps worried that he’d prematurelydrop his seed in Susan’s tight ass, her friends pulls out and fucks her vaginally again before splattering his cum on her titties. Annoyed that he didn’t get a go at it, the captain sweet talks Susan into giving him a little head. I should note that the captain appears in every scene, getting a blow job from the ladies and shooting his load as though he’s marking his territory. Fortunately the camera did it’s job properly and never panned to him or my nut wouldve been improbable.

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Scene 2: Sarah – This time the sequences go, first the captain gets his cock sucked first followed by a cum spray on her chest, then she gets fucked. Sarah arrives with a new friend in tow and being impressed by the size of her friend’s boat. When the captainorders him to clean the deck, he goes off with Sarah to relieve himself of some pressure building up in his balls. Sarah seems to enjoy sucking the captain and her friend off, and showing that incredible body. After getting drenched in od man DNA, she meets up with her friend and she almost instantly is smitten with him. He gropes her a bit before sticking her with his big giant cock, as she handles him in reverse cowgirl. After turn herself around and riding him for a few minutes anal begins. He slowly sticks her ass as while she spreads those cheeks wide open and squeeling happily in delight. He really goes in hard and deep while they’re in doggy, then he gets her on the couch for some anal spooning. I am convince that Sarah enjoyed this wonderful encounter. We hope to see more of her and that ass of hers getting fucked.

Scene 3: Georgia Peach – This scene had to have been filmed around 2006, 2007 as it’s been at least that long since we last saw this curvy, luscious starlet. Dressed appropriately for the Miami heat, Georgia is wearing one of the sleaziest bikini’s we’ve ever seen and we like it. After her friend jacks Georgia off, getting her pussy wet, Georgia sucks on his big cock for easy slip in slide in Georgia’s pussy. More of the standard sex positions follow, although we sure didn’t mind watching Georgia go up and down on his cock exposing one of the best, big booty white girl asses ever. And it’s an ass that craves anal, as demonstrated when she bends down to take all of him in. I remember watching Georgia take on multiple dudes at once so one cock up her ass was no sweat for this Southern peach. He pulls out and blasts a creamy load all over her big soft tits. Of course the captain wants some but opts instead for a blowjob which Georgia excitedly goes for, deepthroating every inch of wrinkled old cock and licking his aging scrotum before he blasts one on her face.

Scene 4: Casey Starr – Although she’s made a bit of a comeback recently, Casey Starr shows up here in what is also a scene shot before her hiatus from porn. A bit on the curvy side, Casey has no qualms about wearing a bikini on the beach, showing off her curves and getting a rise out of the guys and me. It’s her last day in Miami and she has yet to get laid, so the captain suggests a little rubdown with baby oil in exchange for a lengthy blow job. Casey can definitely do that, so she strips down to nothing and buries her face in captain’s log. Casey seems to enjoy every minute her mouth is full of cock but is even pleasantly more surprised when the captain turns the tables and goes down on her bush. That deserves a few more sucks on his cocks, which she does until her tits are used as a target for his ball juice. After cleaning up its now up to the captain’s young horndog to stick it to Casey, rubbing her down in exchange for a blow but he also gets a little a pussy and a whole lotta of ass as he works his way in. Casey looks as though she’s in a trance which each stroke of her friend’s wand working its magic in her ass. After all is said and done he shoots his load directly in her mouth. It’s easily one of the films best scenes yet.

Scene 5: Monicue – This time the captain is on the prowl and he proves he can also talk the talk, picking up Monicue, a sweet young tight thing. At first she’s hesitant, knowing full well what the captain wants, but when he mentions he has a boat, she asks, “I wanna see the size of your boat.” You know he’s got her. Monicue is wearing a micro bikini, perfect for her tall, slender, athletic frame, and a mouth she uses to suck off the captain and drains him of his cum. When his friend wants a piece of that action, she quickly wastes no time getting on her knees and letting him fuck her. All is going good until she actually begs for his cock in his ass. Imagine how tight that ass must be, and for her to want it tells you this ain’t her first time getting it in the backdoor. They then switch to reverse cowgirl where we can see her in all her naked glory, going back and forth from vaginal to anal. Some more intense anal action follows when she starts riding him, facing forward with her ass in full view. Even with the camera that close to the action Monicue’s ass still looks tiny. Another cum blast in a girl’s mouth, these chicks just seem to get nastier after each scene.

Scene 6: Lesa – Lesa just happens to be at the dock when the guys come by and notice her. Lesa is there to meet the owner of the fanciest boat in the marina. And she’s horny, a always a great thing. She’s got that fuck me look in her eyes, and without any prodding, is touching herself, showcasing her goods, and giving the guys a long peak at what she’s got to offer. This time the captain wants to sample, sucking on Lesa’s tits and doing a little fingering of Lesa’s pussy before she throats his cock. Lesa is one of those girls that has a body built for sex—tight, toned, and ready. Plus with those eyes it’s easy to fall prey to her advances. She sucks off the captain for a while before he has to bust one out on Lesa’s chest. But Lesa wants to get fuck which leaves the captain’s friend to finish the job. First he explores every inch of that body before sampling some of that sweet stuff. She goes down on her knees to blow him until she begs for his meat to be inside her. Some great shots of Lesa are in view while in spoon, but Lesa is a nasty girl and she wants in her ass. After some additional lubing, he slowly slides his pole in her ass while in doggy, pronouncing that she has the nicest and tightest ass, while trying to keep from cumming prematurely. Man, Lesa looks good with her ass up in the air with a big cock in it. She flips over for anal mish, this time with her eyes in view telling him not to stop fucking her ass. It’s pretty much a competition to see how long he can hold on to his sack juice, which he does manage to hold on to for a decent amount of time until he blasts on her chest. Hands down the best scene in this film.

Final Thoughts: From a critical standpoint, I Recommend this title. From a personal standpoint, I would havenormally given this a highly recommend but given the audiences demand for quality—from the girls down to the production of the film—many would disagree with my final analysis. But it’s worth checking out, especially if you, like me, are a fan of anal-themed, reality porn films. What I enjoy most about the major reality porn studios is their ability to recruit girls that are brand new or way off the radar of the porn mainstream. How often do we see girls walking by and imagine what it’s like to fuck them? They’re not always 10’s but the 6’s, 7’s, and in the case of a girl like Lesa, the 8’s of the world we see everyday and just want to bang them. As for the looks of this cast, I’d give them an average score of 7, respectable, but what made this movie for me was their sexiness, fucking abilities, and the fact that they make it seem that they’re so easy to pick up, get them back to your place, and within a half hour of meeting them you could be nailing them. Best of all, you could be balls deep up their ass (although if you do happen to run into these girls in real life I don’t recommend you assume it is that easy to pick them up). That’s the beauty of reality porn; they make picking up girls seem so real, so effortlessly. Captain Stabbin’ 3 successfullycontinues with that formula, giving us a film you can jerk it to again and again.

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