Even though I was excited to view Eager Beavers as this is my first reviewed movie, I did not have high expectations for it. Not recognizing any of the names except one certainly did not help, and you never know in an all-girl flick if the girls are going to really be into the sex, or only sort of into the sex. What made me even more suspicious that this film was likely not exciting was that it was an all European cast, not that I have anything against Euro girls, in fact they are often hotter than American girls, but when it comes to all-girl action I often find Euro girls to be less into the action than their American counterparts. Thus, I wasn’t expecting much when I watched, and unfortunately I didn’t get much.
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Alexa and Kitty: This scene had absolutely no passion or hotness to it. One of the most boring scenes I’ve ever watched. The girls are certainly pretty enough but they don’t make it apparent that they even like each other. It takes what seems like forever for them to get into each other at all, which really only happens at the end when they play with a double-edged dildo. That part could have been hotter had the girls found a way to actually enjoy playing with each other, but you never got the sense that these two were even attracted to each other.
Anita Pearl and Gloria: This scene was a little better, at least at first. Certainly having the gorgeous Anita Pearl didn’t hurt. I was happy to see Gloria explore Anita’s ass with her tongue, but Gloria was just too bushy down there for me to enjoy seeing Anita orally please her. Also, when Gloria took off her shirt it was clearly obvious that these were two European girls. I mean, arm pit hair? Gross!!! I just wanted to go to the next scene… I mean, please, could anything be a bigger turn off? I actually did get to laugh though, as the girls for their final part were using two plugged in vibes and when they tried to use it on each other got the wires tangled. Humorous, but definitely not worth the time.
Jasmin and Linda Shane: This scene had so much promise, I mean what could ruin a scene with two beautiful blonde women in a barn? Feet can, that’s what. This scene was all about feet, which already is a turn off for so many. Feet being licked and sucked, dildos going in and out of toes, feet penetration. If you’re into feet, I suppose this was a good scene to watch, but feet definitely do not do it for me. Bored beyond belief during this scene.
Klaudia and Blue Angel: This was the featured scene, and finally there was the possibility of some hotness here. I mean, two hot young girls and a cucumber, I got excited. BUT, a condom on the cucumber. Now I’m all for safe sex, but come on, get real. Also, when the girls used their fingers they had a condom on the fingers, what gives here? The only good part about the scene was that the cucumbers were large enough to get at least Blue Angel, a very pretty blonde, to moan loudly enough. This was the only time during the entire movie I didn’t need to turn up the volume to hear moaning.
Extras: Had some hard-core pics from the scenes, nothing special.
Trailers: Trailers for three films by Vouyer that definitely seemed more intense and interesting than this waste of time, including an all-girl film featuring a lot of strap-on play.
Final Thoughts: As I said above, an all-girl film is risky to watch because the sex can be really good, or really really boring. In this film, the girls are nice to look at, are very pretty, but the sex was really really boring. Avoid this movie, because there is plenty of worthwhile porn to watch, even all-girl porn. This movie however is not worth anyone’s time.