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All Ditz and Jumbo Tits


Studio: Porn Fidelity » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 8/29/11


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: All sex.
Director: Kelly Madison
Cast: Carly Parker, Carson Carmichael, Kelly Madison, Lana Lotts, Lisa Lipps, Ryan, Trina Michaels
Must-See Girls in Cast: Kelly Madison.
Length: 02:51
Condoms: Yes (in most scenes).
Bonus: One bonus star for the cast, which includes Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Kelly Madison.

Synopsis

Imagine this. You're a good-looking male 20-something graphic designer who reports to a stunningly gorgeous slightly older woman who has, believe it or not, natural 34FF breasts. Now, imagine that this voluptuous babe--who happens to be related, I'm told, to Janine Lindemulder (Kelly looks, acts, and sounds quite a bit like Janine)--wants you. What would you do? The same thing as young Ryan did when Kelly Madison, her boss, came on to him: enjoy the fucking ride! Soon, their passionate relationship led to marriage...a rather unique form of marriage in which they promised, in essence, to love, honor, and fuck all the girls they can!

You see, both Kelly and her hubby Ryan love girls. Can you imagine it? Marrying somebody who will bring home scores of girls for you both to fuck? Talk about an enchanted life!

Kelly and Ryan soon started their own production company and built their own studio so that they could produce adult entertainment for Kelly's website. When they found it hard to find good talent, they jumped in front of the camera. In due course, they branched out and started putting their best scenes on DVD. The result is the Porn Fidelity line of adult movies. A couple of these releases are reviewed on this site, including Porn Fidelity Volume 2 and Run for the Border. Although these DVDs don't have production values as high as releases from other studios, the sex is really quite enjoyable.

In every Porn Fidelity release I've seen so far, Kelly and Ryan welcome another girl into their midst for enjoyable--yet not overly edgy--couples-friendly sex. Yes, Kelly and Ryan are in every scene--at least those scenes that I've been privileged to preview. Another girl joins them and both Ryan and Kelly have their way with her. Ryan and Kelly fuck unencumbered by condoms. However, Ryan wears wears protection when fucking the other girl.

To me, the best thing about Kelly's and Ryan's scenes are how much fucking fun they have with each other and with their "guests." Believe me, Kelly and Ryan have an idyllic marriage.

Kelly is a stunningly beautiful woman. Of course, her enormous tits are breathtaking. However, her hard body (I don't think there's an once of fat on her belly) adds even more to her appeal. On top of that, her appetite for sex is nearly unbelievable Amazingly, this superb specimen of womanhood is in her late thirties! Damn! What a woman!

All Ditz and Jumbo Tits features Ryan and Kelly along with a plethora of extremely busty babes--some of whom are legendary. Included are Trina Michaels (pitter-patter goes my heart!), Lisa Lipps, Carly Parker, Carson Carmichael, and Lana Lotts. Note that all of Kelly's guest stars are blond. That's why they call the movie All DITZ... Actually, I don't think they're really ditzy...just busty.

The audio in All Ditz and Jumbo Tits is pathetic. That's why the movie earned a "Rent It" evaluation. But, if you like huge tits, you're gonna be in heaven when you watch All Ditz and Jumbo Tits.

Review

Most of the five scenes in All Ditz and Jumbo Tits follow a similar pattern: Kelly somehow attracts a busty babe back to her home or office and then they both share a half-hour or so with damned-lucky Ryan.

Scene One

Scene One is a threeway boy/girl/girl scene in which legendary Lisa Lipps joins Kelly and Ryan. If you haven't seen Lisa before, you're gonna see two of the largest knockers on the planet. The scene includes lots of foreplay and vaginal-only sex in several positions. It rates 4.5 stars on my boy/girl scale.

  • Tease: Lisa is already with Kelly in her bed (there's really not any scene set-up). The women, dressed in sexy attire, complement each other and caress each others' bodies. They talk about how they unexpectedly met out on the street--after having tried to get together for so long.
  • Foreplay 1: Soon, Lisa releases Kelly's magnificent tits from her blouse and bra so that she can squeeze, lick, and suckle them. Kelly encourages Lisa to do whatever's nasty! Lisa readily agrees, slips her own mammoth mammaries out of her top, and then gives Kelly an erotic open-mouthed kiss. Kelly reciprocates by suckling Lisa's unbelievable tits and by stripping off her clothes because Lisa feels "constricted."
  • Foreplay 2: When Kelly hears hubby Ryan approaching, she cuddles Lisa's head tightly to her bosom--to hide her face from Ryan. Ryan is overjoyed when he sees who's cuddling with his wife. Within seconds, Ryan has his hands all over Lisa's body and is greedily suckling and squeezing her boobs while Kelly lies next to Lisa, watches lustily, and masturbates.
  • Foreplay 3: Lisa lies on her back atop the bed and Ryan straddles her so that she can tenderly and sweetly suck, lick, and stroke his already-rigid rod. She can't deep-throat his big cock. But, her mouth readily accommodates at least half of it while she uses her tongue to lick the underside of his shaft. In due course, Kelly joins Lisa so that the two women can share Ryan's cock and balls. Both women get ample opportunities to pleasure Ryan orally--both individually and as a team. And, both women get their gorgeous boobs suckled by each other and by Ryan.
  • Foreplay 4: While Kelly lays on her back and blows her husband's cock, Lisa moves Kelly's into the piledriver position. Then, Lisa voraciously, sensuously, and noisily teases, licks, eats, and tongue-fucks Kelly's tasty twat: "You taste so good!" Lisa drives Kelly fucking wild. In due course the women kiss so that Kelly can taste her juices on Lisa's lips. Ryan gets in on the lip-to-lip action by sliding his cock between the womens' mouths. Hot stuff!
  • Foreplay 5: Lisa lies on top of Kelly so that the two women can mash their bountiful boobs together. Wow, what a sight! Meanwhile, Lisa continues to service Ryan's cock with her gluttonous mouth and Kelly gobbles his balls.
  • Position 1: Eventually, Kelly purrs, "Honey, it's time for you to fuck my pussy, baby. She's got me so fucking wet I can't stand it!" To prevent her new gal-pal Kelly from getting any "pussy burns," Lisa ravenously licks her pussy so that it's super slippery. Then, Lisa grabs Ryan's dick, sucks it to make it nice and juicy, guides it into position, rubs its tip up and down on Kelly's clit, and then sticks it in Kelly's beautifully groomed pussy. Ryan then takes over and knowingly fucks his wife in the missionary position using long and deep strokes: "Just go nice and slow," Lisa advises, "so she can feel every inch and every vein and everything on your cock!" Lisa continues this delightfully erotic instruction throughout this delicious orgasm-inducing segment. Meanwhile, Lisa squeezes Ryan's balls and butt cheeks and strokes his rod as he pounds Kelly. Damn, Lisa really knows how to collaborate during a b/g/g scene! Kelly loves it and giggles, groans, and pants ecstatically. She also plays with her abundant breasts and encourages Ryan to "fuck my pussy." Without a doubt, Ryan is on cloud nine as he fucks his wife and suckles Lisa's humongous tits.
  • Position 2: Lisa lies missionary style atop the bed and Kelly straddles her doggie style. Then, while Ryan pounds Kelly's pussy from behind, Kelly, in turn, greedily suckles Lisa's nipples. Meanwhile, Lisa gently and lovingly caresses Kelly's face and body and encourages her with naughty commentary. God, what a beautiful sight!
  • Position 3: Kelly spits in Lisa's cleavage and then moves away so that Ryan can straddle Lisa's chest and fuck her enormous tits as Lisa squeezes them tightly together. Eventually, Ryan pushes Lisa's hands out of the way and then uses his hands to squeeze Lisa's "monsters" around his rod. Wow, how I'd love to be in Ryan's place right now! Meanwhile, Kelly licks Lisa's huge areolas, squeezes her boobs, and caresses her curves. Throughout this segment, Lisa keeps herself busy by talking naughty (she promises to swallow Ryan's load) and by stroking and squeezing handfuls of both Ryan's and Kelly's flesh. Ryan really wants to pop between Lisa's tits. However, he controls himself because he wants to feel the inside of her pussy even more.
  • Position 4: Lisa straddles Ryan reverse cowgirl style so that he can piston his happy cock in-and-out of her bald-shaven pussy (great close-ups capture the action). Believe me, you ain't seen nothin' if you haven't seen Lisa's incredible boobs bounce while she's being fucked in the reverse position. Damn! While Ryan pounds Lisa's cunt, Kelly reaches down and jacks Lisa's huge and erct clit. Lisa keeps her mouth occupied by suckling Kelly's boobs.
  • Position 5: Lisa and Ryan roll over onto their sides so that they can fuck spoon style. Both Kelly and Ryan do everything in their power to please Lisa. As Kelly says, "It takes a village" to fully fuck Lisa! Lisa agrees with one proviso: "It takes a village...to make an orgy!" Hell yeah!
  • Position 6: Both women lie side-by-side on the bed. Ryan frantically fucks Lisa's pussy missionary style causing, of course, Lisa's huge breasts to jiggle delightfully. Meanwhile, Kelly watches in rapture while she masturbates and fondles her own breasts.
  • Popshot: Ryan pulls out of Lisa's pulsating pussy, rips off his condom, and showers her boobs, neck, and hair with a substantial amount of his cum. (In a very amateurish way, the popshot is repeated in slow motion without benefit of ANY audio! I almost thought something was wrong with my computer.) While both women giggle with delight, Kelly then licks Ryan's semen off of Lisa's tits and eats it.

Scene Two

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Busty blond Carson Carmichael joins the Porn Fidelity couple in Scene Two, aptly subtitled, "Fuck it Your Way." This is my first look at blond and bountiful Carson and I've got to admit that I like what I see...a lot! The scene is a b/g/g vaginal-only threesome that disappointed me even though it is very enjoyable and pleasurable. Unfortunately, I didn't get to enjoy any female orgasms during the scene. The girls may have cum, but the footage didn't make it into the final cut. Even so, the scene earns four stars.

  • Scene Setup: While Ryan works diligently in his office, Kelly reluctantly goes out to Burger King to pick up some lunch for the two of them. While pulling into the drive-through, Kelly spies scrumptious Carson using a pay phone. Sneaky Kelly soon finds out that Carson is stranded--and offers to give her a ride. As you might expect, Kelly brings both food and pussy back to the office. How generous she is to her lucky husband! He gets both Whoppers and whoppers!
  • Foreplay 1: Carson sits atop Ryan's desk wearing a tight black top that simply cannot contain her big tits--her areolas peak out from under the fabric. She, Kelly, and Ryan share some good-natured banter and then Carson sits in Ryan's lap so that he can get a good look at her whoppers. He doesn't only look, of course. He squeezes, strokes, licks, and suckles their firm flesh. Then, Kelly, too, sits on his lap and the women smother Ryan's lucky face between their still-clothed breasts. Carson's breasts don't stay covered for long--as soon as Ryan slips her top down, both he and Kelly start to gorge themselves on Carson's ample flesh. Kelly's tits, too, come out to play.
  • Foreplay 2: Ryan invites the women to come with him to "the back," which just happens to be a bedroom set in their studio. They all jump atop the bed, cuddle, strip, fondle, lick, suckle, grope, and do every other good thing that two voluptuous girls can do with each other and a horny guy during foreplay. Soon, both Carson and Ryan are nursing from Kelly's abundant breasts.
  • Foreplay 3: Agreeing that Ryan can have all the whoppers he wants (lucky SOB), Kelly confesses that she wants something from Wienerschnitzel. So, while Ryan kneels on the bed, the two women help Ryan out of his pants and take his already rigid dick into their insatiable mouths. Both girls suck and lick his cock in unison...they work as an excellent and well-trained team. Later, Carson kneels upright so that Ryan can feast on her boobs while his wife continues to eagerly blow his cock. For the net several minutes, both girls take turns--or work in tandem--pleasing Ryan's aching cock with their hands and mouths. If one girl is blowing his rod, the other stuffs his mouth with her boob, suckles his balls, or otherwise drives him wild. In my favorite part of this segment, Ryan kneels on the floor next to Carson as she lies on the bed. Kelly straddles Carson, boob-to-boob, and then Ryan slides his cock between both girls' mouths as they kiss. Awesome! Later, Ryan spends several delicious minutes fucking Carson's mouth and throat (she deep-throats most of his rod).
  • Foreplay 4: "Baby, whines Kelly, "watching your cock go down her throat is making me so horny." Ryan knows when his wife is in distress. So, after a bit more cock-lubricating fellatio courtesy of Carson, he has his wife lie on her back missionary style and stretch her legs back behind her head. However, before he plugs Kelly's pussy with his cock, he has insatiable Carson go down on Kelly's pussy and eat it until it's nice and wet--and ready for his cock. While Carson expertly pleasures Kelly's pussy and clit, Kelly squeezes her own gargantuan breasts. Meanwhile, Ryan checks under Carson's skirt so he can see her clit ring.
  • Position 1: By now, Kelly's really ready: "I want your cock SO bad." So, Carson moves out of the way so that Ryan can position himself between his wife's legs in the missionary position. Carson then grabs Ryan's cock with her hand and uses it to slap Kelly's clit and tease her labia. "STICK IT IN," Kelly screams. So Carson guides his cock into Kelly's super-saturated cunt so he can pound it hard and fast. Kelly's engorged labia slip around Ryan's dick as he reams her. Meanwhile, Carson feasts on Kelly's breasts and lends a hand wherever she can. Kelly loves it, breathes deep, screams, and talks nasty.
  • Position 2: At Kelly's suggestion, Ryan flips her over and fucks her like a "little dog" as she kneels atop the bed. Lusty Kelly soon starts to thrust her body back and forth, forcing Ryan's cock deep inside her. Meanwhile, Ryan and Carson look on in wonder at Kelly's superb body and magnificent tits as her ravenous pussy swallows his cock. God, Kelly's tits look good as she rocks back and forth! Later, Ryan takes over and thrusts his cock in-and-out of Kelly while grabbing handfuls--and mouthfuls--of Carson's fabulous body.
  • Position 3: After Ryan "complains" that he has to do all the work, Kelly orders him, "Lay your ass down. I'll fuck you good!" Ryan immediately complies and then really enjoys himself as Kelly fucks him in the reverse cowgirl position. Even better for Ryan, Carson lies next to him, shoves her boobs into his face, and erotically strokes his abdomen. Kelly looks awesome as she tosses her superb body up and down on Ryan's dick. It must feel pretty damned good, too, because both Kelly and Ryan moan and groan ecstatically. Later, Kelly leans back on Ryan's chest and lets him do the fucking--Carson helps out by jacking Kelly's clit while Ryan fucks her. Kelly's magnificent all-natural breasts look extremely good as they bounce and gyrate in rhythm with his strokes. Damn, I could watch Kelly fuck like this for hours!
  • Position 4: Generous Kelly knows that Carson is just dying to get fucked. So, she lifts herself off of Ryan's rod and invites Carson to take her place. Carson then mounts Ryan reverse cowgirl style, and gleefully rides his dick: "Oh my God! That cock feels so good in my pussy!" While Ryan and Carson fuck, Kelly watches intently as her husband's cock slides in-and-out of Carson's pussy: "Your pussy's just eatin' that cock up!" Kelly gets a wicked thrill by watching the action--she's a real voyeur! Carson agrees, "It feels as good as it looks!" Later, Carson leans back on Ryan's chest and lets him pump her pussy at redline speed while Kelly jacks her clit. During this segment Carson's hard body, inviting pussy, clit-hood ring, and in-your-face big tits look absolutely incredible.
  • Position 5: In my favorite segment of the scene, Carson fucks and grinds (great moves, Carson) Ryan's cock in the cowgirl position as Kelly stands over his face. While Ryan and Carson fuck, Carson leans over to eat Kelly's pussy: "The harder you pound, the better she licks!"
  • Position 6: Just as both women appear to be ramping up to simultaneous orgasms, the action abruptly cuts to missionary. Carson lies on her back atop the bed and uses her fingers to hold her labia wide open while Ryan pounds her "I love your cock in my pussy!" While Carson groans ecstatically in reaction to Ryan's thrusts, Kelly massages dollops of cream into her humongous tits and rock-hard abdomen. Then, she does the same to Carson's tits so that they both can be titty-fucked!
  • Position 7: The women lie side-by-side on the bed and continue to apply globs of lotion to each others' breasts. Then, Ryan gets to fuck both sets of titties, one after the other. Each girl squeezes her boobs tightly around his cock as he fucks them. Damn, all four of those gigantic and creamy tits look SO fine as he fucks them!
  • Popshot: Ryan fucks Carson's tits until he's ready to explode. Then, he shoots his load directly into her wide-open and inviting mouth and onto her pretty face. Again, the popshot repeats in slow motion without any audio. Then, Carson sucks him dry and appears to swallow his load.

Scene Three

Scene Three is my favorite in the movie because the flawless, blond, and stacked Trina Michaels joins Kelly and Ryan. There's something about Trina's overall appearance--especially her face and curvy body--that really turns me on. Coupled with her superb looks is her naughty and quite daring demeanor. All in all, Trina is a recipe for white-hot sex. This scene ears a solid five-stars.

  • Scene Setup: This scene's set-up pretty much follows the pattern of real porn shoots. Kelly and Ryan sit at their breakfast bar awaiting Trina, who they hired to do a scene with them. Trina, as is often the case during real-life porn shoots, is a bit late. But, Kelly and Ryan are ready for her--Trina's model release is filled out, her paperwork is in order, and her check is signed. When Trina arrives, the Porn Fidelity couple helps her choose a sexy lime green and skin-tight outfit. Then, Trina retires to the restroom to get dressed and made up. Of course, we get to watch every second! Damn, Trina is fuckin' gorgeous--both naked and dressed!
  • Tease: Ryan invites both Trina and Kelly to join him upstairs in the bedroom. Ryan shoots a few clothed and topless stills of Trina and Kelly. He also gets some close-up shots of Trina's gorgeous bejeweled pussy. While Ryan shoots the photos, Kelly grabs his swollen cock and strokes it through his pants.
  • Foreplay 1: Ryan gets so horny by shooting the photos that he soon exclaims, "Fuck the photos!" Then, he lies down on the bed so that both girls can strip off his pants and underwear. His cock, which is already larger and harder than it's ever been, gets an absolutely royal treatment when both girls go down on it to stroke, squeeze, lick, suck, and swallow it. Ryan goes particularly wild when he frantically fucks Trina's throat. It's so hot that Kelly offers to give Trina the "best-ever award" for cocksucking. Fellatio of this sort must be what God had in mind when he made man in His image. Even better, from Ryan's point of view, is the sight of both absolutely stunning women--their pretty faces, and their magnificent boobs--as they orally worship his cock in every way known to womanhood.
  • Foreplay 2: Kelly pulls her boobs out of her top (gasp!, their beauty is overwhelming) so that Trina can ravenously suckle, stroke, and squeeze them. Meanwhile, Trina uses her hand to give Ryan a handjob.
  • Position 1: After a bit of two-girls-on-one-cock fellatio--to make sure Ryan's cock is super slippery--Trina mounts Ryan cowgirl style so that he can fuck the shit out of her. Extremely tight close-ups highlight the action as Trina lowers her bejeweled, perfectly groomed, and puffy pussy onto Ryan's rod. As always, Kelly gets extremely excited watching her husband's cock fill another woman's vagina: "I fuckin' love watchin' this! I wish I had a cock...I'd fuck her!" Kelly doesn't just talk nasty...she also slaps Trina's world-class ass cheeks. Eventually, Trina bends down low so that Ryan can nuzzle and squeeze her tits while she erotically fucks and grinds him. Meanwhile, he thrusts his cock in-and-out of her pussy until she cums. Afterward, insatiable Trina continues to hurl her perfect body up and down on Ryan to force him ever deeper into her accommodating cunt. Even though this sex is first-rate, the best part of the scene is how much fun the trio has while they fuck. This is what sex is supposed to be like.
  • Position 2: Flawlessly, and without missing a stroke, Trina and Ryan tumble backward into the missionary position. Ryan pounds her gorgeous pussy balls-deep until she cums again--at least twice. Meanwhile, the girls lick, squeeze, and suckle each others' magnificent breasts. Wow! This is great titty play! While Trina suckles Kelly's breasts, Kelly watches Trina and Ryan fuck and fingers her own clit until she cums.
  • Position 3: Ryan and Trina lay on their sides so that they can fuck spoon style. While Ryan reams her pussy, Trina jacks her own clit. Meanwhile, Trina lifts her left leg up high so that Kelly can lick her transparent high-heeled shoes, legs and feet. Kelly also uses Trina's shapely leg to fuck her tits.
  • Position 4: Kelly is curious to know how well Trina eats pussy. So, she lies back on the bed missionary style and spreads her legs wide. Trina, kneeling in the doggie position, then devours Kelly's pretty pussy while, at the same time, Ryan fucks Trina's pussy from behind (nice camera angles and close-ups). Ryan squeezes handfuls of Trina's butt cheeks as he pounds her pussy. However, Kelly seems to have the most fun: "Oh fuck, Trina. You lick good pussy! I like it too good to talk! She shut me up!"
  • Position 5: Trina and Kelly transition to 69 as they lie on the bed--Trina's on the bottom. Trina gives Ryan's cock a few sucks to make sure it's nice and wet. Then, Ryan slides his cock into his wife's pussy and pounds it frantically while the girls lick, squeeze, and stroke each others' bodies. Trina even sucks Kelly's juices off of Ryan's cock on several occasions and licks Kelly's clit as Ryan fucks her pussy. This cock-in-pussy and tongue-on-clit technique pays big dividends when Kelly screams through an orgasm. Throughout this segment, both Trina and Kelly show their appreciation--and pleasure--through the use of deliciously naughty commentary.
  • Position 6: Trina sucks Kelly's cum off of Ryan's cock and then Kelly lays atop the bed in the missionary position. Trina spits on Kelly's pussy and then guides Ryan's cock into that delicious hole. Kelly is conflicted. Although she wants more pleasure, she wonders, "I don't know if I can handle another fuckin' orgasm!" Of course you can, Kelly! While Ryan pounds Kelly's cunt, Trina increases Kelly's pleasure by modeling her magnificent body and by jacking Kelly's clit with her fingers. Kelly's tits increase Ryan's pleasure by bouncing and jiggling provocatively.
  • Popshot: Trina exclaims, "I wanna feel your cum roll down my throat!" So, Ryan pounds Kelly even harder until he's ready to explode. Then, he ejaculates directly into Trina's wide-open and very willing mouth. Trina shows us her full mouth and then swallows every drop. Trina, you're awesome. Sadly, the popshot sequence is repeated in slow motion without benefit of audio. Don't get me wrong...slow-motion popshot repeats are great. However, the editor needs to dub-in some sort of sounds. I know editors can't use real sounds in such circumstances. So, they need to create something, for God's sake!

Scene Four

Another gorgeous blond, Carly Parker, joins Kelly and Ryan in Scene Four. Carly is a very pretty girl who's pictured on the bottom left of the box cover. This b/g/g trio is lots of fun and earns five stars.

  • Scene Setup: Carly and Kelly pose for still photographs as Ryan expertly clicks the shutter release. The girls are anxious to expose their titties, but Ryan wants to hold back for a while. Ignoring Ryan, the girls slip their boobs out of their tops. After admiring each others' assets, each girl squeezes, strokes, licks, and suckles her own and the other girl's breasts. Of course, Ryan takes lots of pictures and tells the girls they look great. Kelly wants to know, "Yeah, but how great do we look?" Carly follows through: "Are we making you hard?" Of course they are!
  • Foreplay 1: After a few more pictures, Kelly grabs Ryan's cock through his pants and shows his hard-on to Carly. Within seconds, the girls are on their knees and pulling down Ryan's shorts while kissing each other. Soon, Kelly's slapping Ryan's dick against Carly's boobs while stroking it with her hands. Then, the girls begin to gobble Ryan's rod, using their mouths and hands to expertly please him. Carly gets first crack at fellatio and expertly deep-throats his rod. Soon, Kelly joins them for a little two-on-one action. Damn, Ryan lives a charmed life. As fellatio continues, the girls take turns sharing Ryan's cock and balls as well as each others' tits.
  • Foreplay 2: During fellatio, Ryan fucks Kelly's mouth while she sits on the floor with her legs splayed wide. Carly takes advantage of Kelly's position to perform pleasurable cunnilingus on Kelly's gorgeous and perfectly groomed pussy (great footage of Kelly's huge boobs). Meanwhile, Ryan watches both hot bitches as they please him--and each other. Carly really enjoys herself: "I love this pussy. I can't wait for you to get fucked while I watch!" During this segment, Carly also takes opportunities to suck Kelly's boobs and Ryan's cock and to share open-mouthed kisses with Ryan.
  • Foreplay 3: While Carly caresses both their bodies, Ryan and Kelly share a little delicious 69. Ryan ravenously eats his wife's pussy while she, in turn, gobbles his tingling cock.
  • Position 1: Carly is anxious to see Kelly get fucked: "You'd better get over here and fuck her. C'mon. I wanna see you fuck her!" So, while Kelly lies in the missionary position, Ryan moves between her legs. Carly gives his rod and balls a few lubricating sucks and then shoves it into Kelly's cunt. Then, of course, Ryan pistons in-and-out of Kelly's pussy as her pretty labia flutter open and closed like a butterfly's wings. Then, Carly straddles and fucks Kelly's face. Meanwhile, Carly uses her fingers to spread Kelly's labia wide and to jack her clit. She also repeatedly sucks Ryan's cock clean, kisses his mouth, and comments on the action using delicious language.
  • Position 2: Kelly rolls over into the doggie position. Then, Carly spits on Ryan's penis as he inches it back into his wife's pussy. Ryan does most of the thrusting while using his hands to squeeze Kelly's superb butt cheeks. Carly, a true team player, keeps herself busy by sucking Kelly's juices off of Ryan's cock, by stroking Kelly's body (especially her nipples), and by encouraging them with naughty talk. Carly also makes time to masturbate.
  • Position 3: Ryan fucks Kelly's pussy spoon style using long and deep strokes. Meanwhile, Carly uses her fingers to stroke Kelly's clit and labia and her mouth to suckle Kelly's nipples. Kelly's clit reacts by swelling large and hard. Kelly loves it and screams, "Harder!" Ryan complies and forces Kelly over the top into a body-quaking orgasm.
  • Position 4: While Kelly watches intently and masturbates frantically to keep her pleasure flowing, Carly fucks Ryan in the cowgirl position. Carly uses fantastic thrusting and grinding motions that cause her gorgeous breasts to bounce and sway. Later, Ryan becomes so inflamed that he takes over and pounds her pussy with redline-speed strokes. Wow, what energy, Ryan!
  • Position 5: While Ryan pounds Carly's pussy from behind in the doggie position, Carly, in turn, eats and finger-fucks Kelly's delectable cunt. Kelly loves it and screams out, "Suck that nasty pussy! The better you fuck her, the better she eats me!" Carly does a first-class job of cunnilingus and makes Kelly cum in her mouth (Kelly's entire body spasms when she climaxes!).
  • Position 6: After Kelly cums, Carly lies on her back so that Ryan can plow her bald-shaven pussy missionary style. Ryan slips his cock inside very slowly--to tease Carly--and then slides in-and-out with increasing vigor: "Damn, you know how to fuck a girl!" Meanwhile, Kelly kisses Carly and licks her nipples. Kelly also feeds her breasts to Carly and strokes her curves.
  • Popshot: While Ryan fucks Carly missionary style, she begs him, "I want that cum in my mouth so bad!" So, Ryan does the lady's bidding and pumps his load directly into her open mouth. After swallowing purposefully, Carly then sucks his cock dry. Then, while laughing triumphantly, the girls kiss.

Scene Five

You can probably tell that I really liked the whole scenario behind this movie and the sex in it. So, my review has been way too long. To finish up, I'll just give you the outline of Scene Five. It features, of course, Ryan and Kelly. This time they're joined by big-boobed blond 30-something Lana Lotts. I think that the foreplay continues a bit too long (more than half of the 35 minute scene) and am extremely disappointed that Ryan never penetrates Lana during the scene. Even so, the sex still earns four stars.

  • Scene Setup: Kelly and Ryan are watching one of Lana's movies on their TV. Out of the blue, Lana shows up on their doorstep to fuck them both.
  • Foreplay 1: The sex begins with great POV fellatio. Lana is great in first-person...her nasty commentary is beyond incendiary. And, her handjob and cock-sucking techniques are superb. Both girls get several chances to blow Ryab. There's also lots of two-on-one cocksucking and plenty of tit groping. The best part, however, is Lana's superb use of naughty language.
  • Foreplay 2: Ryan gets to fuck Lana's humongous titties. Lana greases up her boobs and then holds them tight around his cock as he fucks them. More fellatio, tit-squeezing and sucking, and pussy-stroking follow.
  • Foreplay 3: Kelly straddles Ryan so that he can eat her pussy and finger-fuck her asshole until she cums. Meanwhile, Lana continues to suck his cock. Lots of boob jiggling and nasty talk complement the action: "The better you suck his cock, the better he eats my pussy."
  • Position 1: Kelly rides Ryan cowgirl style using superb thrusting and grinding moves. Meanwhile, Lana talks very nasty, licks his balls, and strokes his cock as it emerges from Kelly's pussy.
  • Position 2: Lana and Kelly transition to 69 (Lana on the bottom). Ryan fucks Kelly's pussy doggie style while Lana strokes Kelly's clit and labia. Lana also licks Kelly's pussy and Ryan's rod as it slides in-and-out of Kelly's cunt. Kelly screams through an orgasm. Then, Lana sucks Kelly's cum off of Ryan's rod.
  • Position 3: While Ryan sits in a comfy chair, Kelly energetically rides him reverse cowgirl style as her magnificent boobs dance joyfully. Lana licks Ryan's shaft and licks squeezes his balls. She also fingers Kelly's clit.
  • Position 4: Kelly lies back on a chair missionary style. As Ryan slides in-and-out of Kelly's pussy, Lana jacks and slaps Kelly's clit with her experienced fingers and motivates them with naughty talk: "I wanna see him fuckin' cum all over your fucking pussy!" The pussy fucking, clit-jacking, and naughty talk combine to make Kelly cum again.
  • Position 5: While Ryan continues to pound his wife's pussy missionary style, Lana straddles and fucks Kelly's face: "I'm gonna cum all over her fuckin' face and she's gonna cum all over your cock!" Lana's clit swells logarithmically as a result of Kelly's superb cunnilingus technique. Sadly, however, Lana never makes good on her promise to cum for us.
  • Popshot: The girls work hard to make Ryan cum. They take turns devouring, deep-throating, and stroking his cock and squeezing his balls. Meanwhile, Lana looks at us and commands, "I want you to stroke your cock. I wanna see you stroke your cock. Show me how you get yourself off. Show me how you make yourself cum!" Yes, ma'am! When Ryan cums, she sprays both girls' faces with his semen as they kneel cheek-to-cheek before him. Then, Kelly sucks him dry.

DVD Perspectives

Video (technical): The video is definitely gonzo in style. Somebody--I dare not call him or her a videographer--points the camera toward the action and holds it sort of still while the trio fucks. Lighting is haphazard and is often insufficient--especially during the introductory scene set-up segments. Sometimes multiple light sources are used at the same time during a scene. Thus, a single performer's body can be pink, yellow, and orange--all at the same time! The editing is choppy--at best--most of the time. On the bright side, the image is generally sharp and clear...although some signs of pixelization are evident in under-lit footage. Also positive is the superb use of extremely tight close-ups of the pussy-swallowing-cock action. Three stars.

Audio (technical): The audio is as near to pathetic as I've seen in a LONG time. There is consistent ambient background noise throughout the sex scenes. Even worse--get this-- the popshot is repeated in slow motion at the end of most of the scenes with absolutely no soundtrack whatsoever. The sound is also terrible during edits. Moans and groans are cut in half and replaced with completely inconsistent sounds. To call this audio amateurish would be an insult to amateurs everywhere. One star.

Extras: The Extras include a full-motion chapter selector by girl, interactive menus, trailers, a self-running slide show, and website info. More important, however, are the Behind the Scenes feature and the Cast Spotlight. If you click the "BTS" button, you can choose to watch a four and one-half minute slide show of behind-the-scenes photos. Or, you can watch a three-minute behind-the-scenes video. My favorite Extra is the "Cast Spotlight." It's really a meet-the-girls sort of thing in which you can watch Lisa Lipps, Carson Carmichael, Trina Michaels, and Carly Parker tease and masturbate for you. The entire Cast Spotlight lasts about a half hour. You can watch it from the beginning to see all four girls' scenes. Or, you can use a chapter selector to go to the particular girl you want to see. During Lisa's scene, she and Kelly play with each other. The other three scenes feature tease/solo/masturbation action. I really liked the Cast Spotlight feature. That's why I'm giving the extras four stars.

Aesthetics: As I understand it, Porn Fidelity, Ryan and Kelly's company, has its own studio that contains several sets. They are nicely appointed and are of different types--kitchen, photo studio, bedroom, office, and so forth. I like how they refrain from simply fucking on somebody's couch. Instead, a variety of sets and props are used. The girls appear to have done their own make-up. So, it's OK, but not noteworthy. The girls' costumes are appropriate for their scenes. There's no music during the sex scenes, so there's no audio aesthetics to evaluate. I will say, however, that the "music" that plays when the menus are displayed is extremely annoying. I had to mute my computer to get rid of the fucking very repetitive noise. Three and one-half stars.

Final Thoughts

Recap
Average sex rating: 4.50
Average video rating: 3.00
Average audio rating: 1.00
Average production values rating: 3.50
Extras rating: 4.00
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 3.40

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)


Dr. Jay



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