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Divorcee 2: This Ain't The People's Court, The


Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 5/24/11


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Feature.
Director: Kevin Moore.
Cast: Kagney Linn Karter, Mark Wood, Gracie Glam, Alec Knight, Jenna Presley, Bill Bailey, Taylor Vixen, Julia Ann, Brandy Aniston, Christian.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Kagney Linn Karter, Jenna Presley, Julia Ann.
Length: 01:43
Condoms: None.
Bonus: Two bonus points: one for condom-free sex and the second for the cast, which includes three Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls: Kagney Linn Karter, Jenna Presley, and Julia Ann.

Synopsis

The Divorcee 2 is a five-scene feature that includes four boy/girl couplings and one girl/girl scene. It features a very fine cast: among the five female stars, three of them have been awarded my Must-See Girl award over the last few years.

Julia Ann plays a lesbian divorce court judge who has never seen a female complainant that she didn't like. In case after case, the guys appearing before her receive short shrift as their pleas for justice fall on Judge Ann's deaf ears. On the other hand, Judge Ann encourages illicit liaisons between herself and the women who come before her bench. Fuck her, girls, and you'll get everything!

The plot, and its development by the cast, is effective and nicely ties together the five sex scenes. But, if you don't want to see the story unfold, you can choose to watch the movie as a wall-to-wall flick instead of as a feature. This DVD feature, which is, I believe, unique to Smash Pictures' releases, is very effective. It allows you to watch the story the first time you watch the movie and then zero-in on just the sex in subsequent viewings. Nice feature!

The sex is uneven. Two of the scenes (Scene Three with Jenna Presley and Scene Four with Julia Ann and Taylor Vixen) really rock. The other three lack one or more important features (like cunnilingus or female orgasm) that left me wanting. Thus, this movie rates a recommended rather than a higher rating.

Check out some photos of the girls in The Divorcee 2 here. Pay particular attention to the photos of the three Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls in the cast: Julia Ann, Kagney Linn Karter, and Jenna Presley! Enjoy!

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate PDF document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for The Divorcee 2 can be accessed here.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Kagney Linn Karter, Mark Wood.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Gracie Glam and her husband Mark Wood appear before judge Julia Ann. Gracie, who's obviously well off (her attire is impeccable), is represented by lawyer Alec Knight. On the other hand, poor disheveled Mark represents himself. Gracie hurls insult after insult at miserable Mark. But, poor Mark simply begs for justice: he's living out of his car since Gracie's grabbed hold of everything except his clothes and toiletries.

Of course, Judge Ann rules in favor of Gracie, giving her everything. After she makes her ruling, Judge Ann retires to her chambers and the courtroom clears...except for Kagney Linn Karter, who plays the court reporter (her blouse is so tight that her erect nipples clearly poke through the fabric), and thoroughly dejected defendant Mark Wood. Kagney takes pity on poor Mark and tries to cheer him up...by consoling him with her words, by caressing and hugging him, and by cradling his head with her magnificent breasts. Mark responds quickly to Kagney's kindness and hugs her back by squeezing her ripe and shapely ass cheeks with his hands. Then, Kagney brazenly kisses Mark's mouth and strokes his pants-clad penis. He responds by fondling her still-clothed breasts.

Promising to make him feel better, Kagney drops to her knees, opens his zipper, pulls out his mostly-erect cock, and sucks/strokes him to full mast with her wanton mouth and skillful hands. She even deep-throats him. As you can imagine, Mark's mood improves immediately and he fucks her throat to prove it.

In due course, Kagney strips off her blouse and bra and lets Mark nurse on her scrumptious boobs. Meanwhile, she continues to bare her body...right there in the courtroom. Once she's delightfully naked, she bends over the complainant's table, into standing doggie, and enjoys a thorough pounding as Mark fucks her pussy, gently chokes her throat, and spanks her ass cheeks from behind. Of course, Kagney squeals with delight and encourages Mark with her nasty commentary.

As the scene continues to unfold, Kagney performs pussy-to-mouth on Mark's rod and then mounts and fucks him frantically--using her amazingly erotic and sensual moves--in reverse cowgirl. Meanwhile, she giggles and screams passionately and strokes her bejeweled labia with her perfectly manicured fingers. Then, she turns around, into cowgirl, and rides Mark's redline-speed dick as he pounds her furiously. Of course, Kagney fucks back enthusiastically and gives herself a screaming--and very satisfying--orgasm.

To finish up, Kagney lies on the complainant's table, in missionary, and lets Mark thrust in-and-out of her pussy until he's ready to explode. At the last minute, Mark pulls out and, after Kagney drops to her knees, he pumps his load into her mouth and onto her face and tits. She sweetly sucks him dry and asks, "Is that what you wanted?" Of course it was.

Foreplay: Stripping, mutual stripping, kissing, tit sucking/squeezing, caressing/fondling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl (she cums), reverse cowgirl, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth.

Sex rating: 4.075
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 3.00
Production values rating: 3.90

What I Liked Most:

  • Kagney Linn Karter's magnificent body. I never tire of her voluptuous naked curves or her intriguingly-pierced genitals.
  • The plot development leading up to the sex scene was nicely done. The acting, as well as the storyline itself, is believable. In particular, Kagney plays her role very well.
  • Kagney is a very demonstrative fuck. She continuously talks with Mark, tells him how much her pussy wants his cock, talks nasty, begs him to fuck her harder, giggles with delight, and groans realistically and enthusiastically.
  • Mark takes time to increase Kagney's pleasure by spanking her ass cheeks, by pulling her hair, and by gently choking her throat.
  • Kagney's magnificent tits bounce delightfully as she and Mark fuck.
  • Kagney Linn's fucking moves, as always, are extraordinary. Damn, I love to see her fuck...especially in reverse cowgirl!

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There is no anal pleasure whatsoever. At the very least, Mark could have rimmed her asshole. Remember: assholes need lovin' too!
  • Mark never fucked Kagney's tits. Incomprehensible! Wouldn't you slide your cock between these tits?
  • The video is marred by jerky camera movements. Remember, videographers: smooth and fluid is the way! Jerky camera movements are amateurish!
  • The editor did not provide transitioning footage between all the sexual positions.
  • The audio is marred by unpleasant ambient noise and by the director's instructions, which are audible and should have been edited out.

What I Didn't Like:

  • Mark never eats Kagney's vagina during the scene. I'll never understand guys who pass up an opportunity to eat pussy...especially Kagney's beautifully pierced one!

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Gracie Glam, Alec Knight.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: While Kagney and Mark fuck each other's brains out in the courtroom, Gracie and her attorney, Alec, retire to a nearby office. Gracie, ecstatic, confesses that she owes everything to Alec. He, magnanimously, agrees and tells her that his retainer plus 10% of the settlement more than covers what she owes him. However, he doesn't resist--at all--when she throws herself into his arms, hugs him tightly, and kisses him deeply. As their passions build, they begin to strip off each other's clothing so that he can briefly worship her all-natural boobs with his mouth and hands and so that she can greedily suck and stroke his already-erect cock. Gracie gives Alex a very nice blowjob, replete with deep-throat, gagging, and stringers. Then, at Alec's request, Gracie bends over the desk so that he can shove his tongue between her thong-clad ass cheeks (he quickly removes those panties for better access) to rim her asshole and devour her tasty pussy. Meanwhile, Gracie encourages him with her words and coos of pleasure.

Sex begins when Gracie sits on the edge of the desk, in a sort of elevated missionary position, so that Alec can slip his cock into her cunt and pound her hard and deep. "Fuck that's big!" she coos. As the scene continues to unfold, Alec sits back in the desk chair so that Gracie can fuck him in cowgirl. But, before she mounts him, she straddles his face and makes him eat her pussy while she, in turn sucks her juices off his cock 69-style. Once both of their genitals are clean and wet, Gracie mounts and fucks Alec in cowgirl using sexy and enthusiastic moves. Of course, Alec fucks back and the two of them do a nice job fucking each other.

To finish up the scene, Gracie bends over the desk, into doggie, so that Alec can penetrate her from behind. Then, she tosses her hot little body back and forth as the two fuck each other frantically. She even jiggles her ass cheeks for him. And, she strokes her own sensitive clit, too. Gracie comes close to climax, but doesn't appear to jump over the cliff into orgasmic bliss. But, Alex does get to cum after her pulls out and she drops to her knees in front of him. Alec gives her a facial that coats the outside of her closed mouth with his semen. Then, she sucks him dry: "That's so fucking good. Thank you for winning me everything."

Foreplay: Mutual stripping, caressing/fondling, hair pulling, tit squeezing, cunnilingus, labia slapping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, boy-on-girl rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: Rimming (only).
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Facial (closed mouth).

Sex rating: 3.70
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.00

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What I Liked Most:

  • Gracie Glam has a fine body and an adorable face. She even looks like a million dollars when she's dressed.
  • Gracie and Alex play their roles--as attorney and client--quite well.
  • Gracie uses her nasty words, coos, and moans to motivate Alec...and us. We all know what she wants and how she feels.
  • Gracie's cute and adorable natural tits bounce and gyrate delightfully in reaction to Alec's strokes.
  • Alec pulls out of Gracie's vagina and uses his hard cock to stroke and tease the outside of her labia and her clit. Nice touch, Alec. Gracie loves it and begs him to put his dick back inside.
  • Alex takes time to eat Gracie's pussy during respites in the in-and-out action. He also pulls her hair and spanks her butt to increase her pleasure.
  • Gracie boldly sits on Alec's face and makes him eat her pussy while she, in turn, gives him pussy-to-mouth.
  • Gracie shows off her damned sexy and effective fucking moves during cowgirl.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • Although I appreciate the rimming, I wish there had been some anal penetration.
  • The video is marred by jerky camera movements. Remember, videographers: smooth and fluid is the way! Jerky camera movements are amateurish!
  • The editor did not provide transitioning footage between all the sexual positions. In addition, the editing also caused a lack of continuity on a couple of occasions.
  • There is annoying ambient noise in the background.

What I Didn't Like:

  • Gracie never appears to have climaxed during the scene. What a pity. To not give that adorable body the ultimate pleasure is, well, a crime against humanity.

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Jenna Presley, Bill Bailey

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: The second trial of the day begins with the bailiff calls Taylor Vixen and Bill Bailey. Judge Ann reviews the complaint and then asks Taylor to give her side of the story. Taylor accuses Bill of a laundry list of off senses, including fucking her sister and letting that same sister park her double-wide trailer on their lawn (thus killing their grass). Bill tries to object, but Judge Ann, who already has the hots for Taylor, overrules his objection. Meanwhile, Jenna Presley, in the audience, listens carefully and decides that Bill is somebody she simply must fuck.

Bill tries to tell his side of the story, but is repeatedly interrupted with mocking questions and assertions by Judge Ann and by his wife Taylor. Bill never does get to tell his whole story. Instead, horny Judge Ann then declares that she's going to take a break for a one-on-one meeting with Taylor. Judge Ann raps her gavel and the courtroom empties...except for stunned Bill Bailey and voluptuous Jenna Presley who obviously wants Bill so bad that she can taste it.

Seeing that Jenna is the only person left in the courtroom, Bill sit next to her and begins to whine about losing his wife. Jenna then stops him mid-sentence: "It'll be OK. I don't think that you need that fuckin' slut anyway." The two continue to chat, Jenna doing her best to cheer him up. Then, brazenly squeezing her massive tits, Jenna declares: "I think you've moved on to bigger and better things." Then, she leans in, caresses him, and plants a big kiss on his mouth...right there in the courtroom! Of course, Bill responds positively and the two are soon making out passionately.

Finding the spectator pew too confining, Bill then lifts Jenna and carries her to the front of the courtroom, sets her gently onto the complainant's table, and begins to undress her while she encourages him with words and sounds. Of course, Bill can't resist the lure of Jenna's tits and zeroes-in on them with his mouth and hands. Of course, her wet and fragrant pussy beckons him, too. So, he bares her vagina, spreads her legs super wide, and attacks her cunt with his tongue and fingers. She, of course, loves it and begs, "Eat my little twat!" He does such a good job that her "dirty little twat" creams and cums for the first time during the scene. Bill lets Jenna eat her cum off his fingers and then again attacks her massive breasts with his hands and mouth. Then, she shows him "what a real fucking slut can do" by helping him tug off his pants and then attacking his oh-so-lucky cock with her insatiable mouth and extremely talented hands. She gags on him on many occasions, takes him balls-deep down her throat, and makes stringers, too. And, she repeatedly compliments his penis with naughty and suggestive words. What could be better?

As the scene unfolds, Jenna bends over the complainant's table, in doggie, and commands: "Shove it in that dirty little fucking cunt!" Of course Bill complies with her request and the two are soon sharing some intense in-and-out action as Jenna spanks her own ass and gives him explicit instructions to, among many others, "Stretch that little fucking twat out for me!" and "Claim that fucking cunt!" Eventually, she asks: "You want me to fuck you? Let me show you what I can do!" In response, Bill lies atop the table and then Jenna gives him greedy pussy-to-mouth before mounting and fucking him in cowgirl as her mammoth boobs dance inches away from Bill's lucky face. Later, Bill and Jenna enjoy spoon (Bill pounds Jenna's "dirty fuck hole" through an orgasm and makes her cream all over his cock), missionary, and on-her-side.

While Bill pounds Jenna's vagina while she lies on her side atop the complainant's table, he reaches the point of no return. Then, he pulls out and splatters his load all over Jenna's remarkable boobs. She sucks his still-spasming cock dry and then uses her fingers to scoop semen off of her tits so that she can eat it greedily. She swallows.

This is an excellent scene and is well worth your time.

Foreplay: Mutual stripping, kissing, body kissing/licking, caressing/fondling, tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus (she cums), finger-fucking, multiple-finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, labia slapping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, gagging.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, standing doggie, spoon (she cums), on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Breasts.

Sex rating: 4.875
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 3.80

What I Liked Most:

  • Jenna's beautifully-sculpted body is the stuff of dreams. Her superbly-enhanced breasts are ripe and in-your-face, her belly is firm and muscular, her legs are long and pretty, her eyes are mesmerizing, and her tattoos and piercings complete a very fine package.
  • Bill gives Jenna outstanding cunnilingus. He makes her cum with his tongue.
  • Jenna is quite assertive with Bill. She really wants him and won't take no for an answer.
  • Excellent chemistry develops between Jenna and Bill.
  • Jenna's command of naughty language is one of the major reasons she earned a Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl award in 2010. Believe me, her constant flow of sexy talk is in the forefront throughout this excellent scene.
  • Bill does an outstanding job eating Jenna's pussy to orgasm during foreplay.
  • The foreplay in this scene is excellent. Both the pussy- and penis-play are exceptionally good.
  • Jenna's big boobs dance and gyrate as she and Bill fuck each other to heaven and back. Bill adores Jenna's breasts and takes repeated opportunities to suckle and squeeze them during the scene.
  • Jenna spanks her own ass and strokes her clit with her manicured fingers to increase her pleasure.
  • Bill pops all over Jenna's huge boobs. She scoops up fingers-full of his semen and eats it, swallowing as much as she can.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There is no anal pleasure whatsoever. At the very least, Bill could have rimmed her asshole. Remember: assholes need lovin' too!
  • The video is marred by jerky camera movements. Remember, videographers: smooth and fluid is the way! Jerky camera movements are amateurish!
  • The editor did not provide transitioning footage between all the sexual positions. In addition, the editing also caused a lack of continuity on a couple of occasions.
  • Bill never fucked Jenna's tits. Incomprehensible! Wouldn't you slide your cock between these tits?
  • There is annoying ambient noise in the background.

Scene 4

Scene Type: Girl/girl
Performers: Julia Ann, Taylor Vixen.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: As mentioned during the above review of Scene Three, Judge Ann takes Taylor Vixen into her chambers for a little chat. Even though Judge Ann admits that the meeting is "somewhat inappropriate," she continues and shamelessly commiserates with Taylor for putting up with her awful husband. Judge Ann even admits that she wants to do whatever she can for Taylor to "...make this process move along a little quicker." And, it's obvious that Judge Ann wants something from Taylor in return. "Do you have any ideas?" inquires Judge Ann? "I'll show you," replies Taylor as she stands, bends over the judge's desk and brazenly kisses her mouth. Judge Ann tries retain a modicum of decorum. But, she really wants Taylor and is soon stripping off Taylor's clothes (She even asks, "May I?" to which Taylor replies, "Yes!") and caressing her curvy body. She even spanks Taylor's butt and gently "scratches" her fine ass cheeks with her nails. Once Taylor's nude, Judge Ann removes her own gown to reveal her hot and sexy red underwear. Of course, Taylor simply must caress and squeeze Judge Ann's big and bountiful bra-clad breasts. But, she really wants to suckle Judge Ann's nipples. So, she removes the judge's bra and then takes their massive beauty into her insatiable mouth. Judge Ann responds by pulling on Taylor's flowing brunette hair.

The judge is the first to taste pussy when she positions Taylor in missionary atop her desk. Using her fingers and tongue, Judge Ann teases and pleases as Taylor coos with inescapable delight. Taylor even fucks back! "You're gonna make me cum!" screams Taylor as her body revels in its first orgasm of the scene.

From this point on, the women take turns pleasuring each other with fingers and tongues. Taylor spanks Judge Ann's ass and licks and finger-fucks he spit-lubricated pussy to a quick screaming orgasm in kneeling doggie; Judge Ann sucks Taylor's breasts and finger-fucks her pussy to climax while Taylor sits on the judge's desk; Taylor eats and finger-fucks Judge Ann through another orgasm in and missionary. And, during breaks between positions, the girls enjoy lots of mutual breast suckling, hungry kisses, and passionate embraces/caresses. Judge Ann, in particular, loves to suckle Taylor's natural and pretty tits.

To finish up the scene, Judge Ann sits pussy-to-pussy in Taylor's lap and the two girls kiss while rubbing their vaginas together. Julia whispers: "I think you should get...everything." Taylor replies: "So do I. I did today!"

Foreplay: Mutual stripping, kissing, body kissing/licking, spanking, caressing/fondling, hair pulling, tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary (she cums), kneeling doggie (she cums), sitting (she cums).
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.

Sex rating: 4.60
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 3.00
Production values rating: 3.80

What I Liked Most:

  • Julia Ann is a living legend and, along with her one-time partner Janine Lindemulder, is the reason I like to watch porn. Julia Ann, who's in her early 40's (according to iafd.com), has been performing since 1992 and has never been more passionate or hotter than she is right now. Thank you for being you, Julia Ann.
  • Taylor Vixen is hot and sultry. She has a hypnotic face, fine natural-looking breasts, and a curvy body that's definitely made for sex.
  • Julia Ann, exerting all the power of her office, is quite "suggesting" that Taylor fuck her. Taylor takes the bait instantly and assertively "attacks" Julia with her wanton kisses and caresses.
  • Excellent chemistry develops between Julia and Taylor. They have a wonderful time with each other.
  • Taylor really likes Julia's touch and fucks back brazenly.
  • Both sets of grade-A breasts bounce and jiggle delightfully...especially when the girls kneel in doggie.
  • Julia Ann's pleasure is absolutely obvious. She giggles and screams with untold pleasure when Taylor licks or finger-fucks her pussy.
  • Taylor's orgasm, while she sits on Julia Ann's desk and enjoys being finger-fucked, is breathtaking. Julia's orgasm, during missionary, is even more intense.
  • The women enjoy lots of caresses and breast worship while they fuck each other.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There is no anal pleasure whatsoever. At the very least, the girls could have rimmed each other's assholes. Remember: assholes need lovin' too!
  • The video is marred by jerky camera movements. Remember, videographers: smooth and fluid is the way! Jerky camera movements are amateurish!
  • The videographer also succumbed to the "pornism" of oblique camera angles. This practice, caused by turning the camera this way and that while filming, makes it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the edge of the screen.
  • The editor did not provide transitioning footage between all the sexual positions.
  • There is annoying ambient noise in the background.

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Brandy Aniston, Christian.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: The last case seen by Judge Ann in The Divorcee 2 ought to have been a simple one. Brandy Aniston appears in Judge Ann's courtroom as scheduled. But, her husband, Brian, doesn't show up. "He fled the country," explains Brandy. Judge Ann, sizing up the situation, decides to rule in favor of, who else, the woman. But, just as the judge is rendering her decision, Brian Aniston's lawyer, Christian, storms into the courtroom. Christian announces that he's the legal representative of Brian Aniston. Christian then explains that his client is ill and is recuperating out of the country. He further explains that he's going to pursue his client's best interests. Suddenly, Brandy realizes that she might be in trouble. So, she asks the judge for a short recess so that she can find out what the opposing side is up to. Amazingly, Judge Ann agrees, retires to her chambers, and the spectators file out of the courtroom leaving Brandy and Christian alone.

Brandy and Christian sit together on a pew in the back of the courtroom and she boldly suggests that they can work out a deal. And, to sweeten her words, she caresses his thigh with her hand. Christian tries to maintain his professionalism and even mentions the unethical nature of what's transpiring. But, Brandy is relentless with her words, an offer of cash, and her audacious moves. Like any red-blooded American male, Christian simply cannot resist when she offers "money and a blowjob." "I like the sound of that," he replies. "But, a blowjob is just not enough." Little does he know it, but she just won the war. As she leans in to kiss his mouth, she murmurs, "You drive a hard bargain, sir."

Foreplay continues, right there in the empty courtroom, with mutual caressing (with and without clothes), mutual stripping, fellatio, and breast worship. The focus of the foreplay, however, is Christian's cock. Brandy spits on it, strokes it with her hands, and gives him a spirited blowjob that's augmented with deep-throat thrusts, stringers, and balls suckling. He responds by groaning ecstatically and by pulling on her long dark hair.

When Christian's dick is titanium hard and ready to roll, Brandy kneels on the pew, in doggie, and enjoys a deep and fast fucking by Christian's pistoning cock. Meanwhile, she encourages him with naughty commentary and massages her own asshole. Later on, Christian gets to fuck Brandy's pussy while laying behind her in spoon. Then, she sucks his cock clean using pussy-to-mouth and mounts him in cowgirl. Brandy does most of the "work" during cowgirl, thrusting and grinding her body so as to obtain the maximum pleasure from Christian's dick. But, Christian does get to do his share as he reams her balls-deep while she straddles him and enjoys the ride.

After another bout of pussy-to-mouth, Brandy and Christian move into their last position of the scene: reverse cowgirl. As Christian pistons in-and-out of Brandy's pretty pussy, she squeals with delight and her boobs dance joyfully. She nearly cums. But, Christian, sadly, has to slow down to keep himself under control. So, she doesn't get to climax. Once he regains his composure, he resumes fucking her frantically until he's ready to pop. Then, he pulls out and the two move into position so that he can pop all over her face. She milks and sucks him dry and then asks, "So how about that divorce?" "Well, Mrs. Aniston, I think you've persuaded me." "I always win!" she replies with excitement.

Foreplay: Stripping, kissing, caressing/fondling, hair pulling, tit sucking and squeezing, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls gagging.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Open mouth.

Sex rating: 3.075
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 3.90

What I Liked Most:

  • Brandy has a sultry and exotic look that is quite appealing. She has a tattoo that asks, "Must I go through hell to get to heaven?" Good question.
  • Brandy is extremely assertive with Christian. She knows her divorce settlement is dependent on getting Christian, her husband's lawyer, onto her side. She'll stop at nothing in that endeavor.
  • Excellent chemistry develops between Brandy and Christian.
  • Brandy gives Christian's dick a spirited, very slobbery, and skillful blowjob that's accompanied by excellent handjob action.
  • Brandy does a nice job using nasty vocabulary to inflame Christian's lust.
  • Brandy's big and nicely-enhanced tits look damned nice when they hang and jiggle...especially when Christian fucks her pussy in doggie.
  • Brandy strokes her own clit to increase her pleasure while Christian fucks her.
  • Brandy's labia swell beautifully as blood engorges them in reaction to her mounting pleasure.
  • Brandy fucks back erotically and effectively...even during spoon!
  • Brandy and Christian take time to share open-mouthed kisses while they fuck.
  • Brandy performs greedy pussy-to-mouth on Christian's cock between positions.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There is no anal pleasure whatsoever. At the very least, Christian could have rimmed her asshole. Remember: assholes need lovin' too!
  • The video is marred by jerky camera movements. Remember, videographers: smooth and fluid is the way! Jerky camera movements are amateurish!
  • The editor did not provide transitioning footage between all the sexual positions.
  • There is annoying ambient noise in the background.

What I Didn't Like:

  • Christian never eats Brandy's vagina during the scene. I'll never understand guys who pass up an opportunity to eat pussy!
  • Brandy never appears to have climaxed during the scene. What a pity.

Extras

The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains a full motion chapter selector that identifies the girl(s) appearing in the scene, multiple chapters per sex scene, a positions menu so that you can jump to clips of sex in your favorite sexual position, a very short (three minutes) Behind-the-Scenes (BTS) featurette, previews of eight Smash Pictures releases, website access information, and a five-minute self-running slide show of hard and pretty-girl photos accompanied by smooth jazz music. You can also choose to watch the movie with the storyline or as a wall-to-wall sex movie without plot development.

The BTS contains video of Taylor Vixen’s still photo shoot, video of the cast hanging around the set, and bloopers.

The selection of extras provided on this DVD is below average in today's marketplace. However, the plot/no plot feature is very nice and is the hallmark of Smash Pictures' releases. Thus, I'm awarding these DVD Extras an "average" 3.00 score.

Final Thoughts

The best things about The Divorcee 2 include:

  • the cast, which includes three Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls: Julia Ann, Kagney Linn Karter, and Jenna Presley.
  • the acting. For a porn flick, the cast members do a very respectable job portraying their characters. Julia Ann, who plays a corrupt lesbian divorce court judge, does a particularly nice job in her role.
  • the DVD option of watching the movie as a feature or as a wall-to-wall sex movie.
  • the "A grade" sex in Scenes Three and Four.

The Divorcee 2 could have been better if:

  • the sex had been more "complete." In particular, there is very little attention paid to the girls' (and guys') assholes.
  • the camera movements had been smoother and more fluid.
  • the editor had provided transitioning footage between all the sex positions.
  • there had been less annoying background noise in the audio track.

Things I didn't like about The Divorcee 2 include:

  • the lack of female orgasms in Scenes Two and Five.
  • the lack of cunnilingus in Scenes One and Five.

Recap
Average sex rating: 4.065
Average video rating: 3.70
Average audio rating: 3.30
Average production values rating: 3.88
Extras rating: 3.00
Bonus point(s): 2.00
Overall rating: 4.00

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)


Dr. Jay



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