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Scream XXX: A Porn Parody


Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/24/11



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Scream XXX: A Porn Parody

Vivid Entertainment/Axel Braun Entertainment

Genre: Parody

Lily LaBeau with Danny

Director: Eli Cross

Cast: Lily Labeau, Danny Wylde, Jessie Andrews, Evan Stone, Angelica Lane, James Deen, Zoe Voss, Scarlett Fay, Sarah Shevon, Rocco Reed
Non-sex roles: Eli Cross, Ron Jeremy, Belial, Jack Lawrence, Andy Appleton

Length: 126:06 minutes

Date of Production: 2011

Extras: The best extra was the 10:05 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, introducing the cast and concept (establishing that not all the cast did a lot of homework regarding their roles). There was then a 26:36 minute long non-sex version of the movie, bouncing from clip to clip in an interesting fashion, 3:21 minutes of Bloopers, four trailers, the usual spam and other extras offered on a Vivid production.

Condoms: None

Jessie Andrews with the mighty Evan Stone

Audio/Video Quality: Scream XXX was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Eli Cross for distribution by Vivid Entertainment. The lighting was solid and there were a number of touches used to emulate the “look” of the original movie to a degree, the color tones and standard definition resolution admirably handling the task of conveying the conceptual feel of the times the parody was trying to project, even the editing a step up from some of the company’s other parody efforts. The audio was presented in a basic 2.0 Dolby Digital with a 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps aural bitrate, the vocals clearly heard even if they lacked the punch and crispness of what I expected from even a pornified project such as this. The music was decent too, so the aural aspects combined with the visuals to make an entertaining parody, though not a parody in the strictest form of the term.

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Angelica Lane with James

Body of Review: Eli Cross is an award winning director that has a lot of talent for combining ultra hardcore smut with entertaining storylines well above average for a director in porn. Of late, he has been freelancing, some of his more interesting work done for Vivid Entertainment in the form of Scream XXX: A Porn Parody from Axel Braun Productions. When I think of the director’s strongest titles, Corruption and Upload come to mind but he has always been able to show a comedic side too, his dramas on the heavy side but always a notch or two above average for the industry. This time, he set out to make a parody of a popular mainstream movie but unlike others in the field, he pornified it conceptually as well, making it stand out in terms of creativity even if he couldn’t toss in some fisting, sock puppet theater, and a multi-disc approach guaranteed to shut up some of his long time critics. Without spoiling the feature elements too much, the movie is a look at a serial killer killing off porn industry employees, the lighter nods to specific aspects of mainstream features enough to merit some attention. Of note here were hotties such as Jessie Andrews, Lily LaBeau, Zoe Voss, and Angelica Lane to name a few. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Zoe Voss with Scarlett Fay

Scene One: Lily Labeau, a fetching young blond with a desirable body, was up first on the plush purple couch with moper Danny Wylde, the plot furthered before they started getting into each other. A short kiss led to her giving him an aggressive blowjob, some choking during the vaginal positions stemming from her begging him to take her after he rubbed her the right way. The rough sex aspects were limited but he grabbed her to position better too, Lily giving an active ride in most positions. They finished up when he beat out a round of genetic juice to her open mouth, Lily sucking his balls dry as she savored the taste.

Sarah Shevon with Rocco

Scene Two: Jessie Andrews, another completely sexy babe with light hair and just enough baby fat to give her curves, was up next with the mighty Evan Stone. They were in the office and she sprawled out on top of his desk in a coy manner, his hands freely roaming around as her clothing came off, delighting the gal as she masturbated. Evan chowed down on her snatch and she throated his cock, licking his balls and otherwise applying some hand to gland combat on it before the next round of vaginal plowing started. At first glance, Jessie looks like she could be the much younger sister of Aurora Snow, her sometimes unpolished skills making her performance more interesting as she took whatever he dished out with a flair reserved for someone into the action. This scene also ended when he bust a nut of spunk on her face as she knelt before him, the glazed look working for her.

Scene Three: Angelica Lane, a lean blond with a body comparable to her peers on the set, was up next on a platform with James Deen, the two tossing each other around as he positioned her to go down on her and finger her. She was over the top when it came to showing enjoyment but as soon as her attire was removed and her pussy all juicy, he gobbled her up and started vaginally banging away. The long, even strokes worked for her and she had some fun, slowing down for the ensuing anal action (where she let James do all the work). This continued until he rubbed out a wad of population pudding on her abdomen, Angelica grabbing his cock to provide some post coital cock sucking.

Scene Four: Zoe Voss, a skinny redhead newscaster, and appealing blond Scarlett Fay, were up next on the bed as the chasing of a scoop led Zoe to some oral-centric lesbian action. They fingered and ate one another, an oddly shaped metallic dildo jammed into their pussies and appeared to get off, the look in their eyes as they went at one another satisfying me that they had fun (and weren’t completely doing gay for pay).

Scene Five: Sarah Shevon, a pale brunette lady, was up next in the bedroom with Rocco Reed, the feature elements poking fun at the manner in which most parodies are made. The couple kissed at length and took their sweet time, some titty play leading to Sarah dropping down to her knees to fulfill her oral obligations with a very nice blowjob. For the most part, she took a cautious approach to blowing him, Rocco responding with a vigorous vaginal penetration technique where she pushed back to meet his thrusting pecker. This scene also moved into passive anal by the gal, her respiration rate slowing as he prodded her backside deeply, the generic moans not unexpected before the ending load of spew was launched at her face.

Summary: Scream XXX by director Eli Cross for Vivid Entertainment worked as entertainment as well as a porno, Eli transforming a tired mainstream franchise series into something new rather than just copy it and add sex. Using a cast of attractive young ladies well suited for their roles, he showed again that he could provide a winner without the mega-budgets of his past (where he showed the industry how to succeed with ample amounts of blood, sweat, and tears), meriting a rating of Recommended this time. Parody purists might fuss a little but frankly, they would be in the minority about this one since the show covered both sides of the coin well enough, my wish that the sex was “harder” almost going without saying just as the modest extras could have been worked on some more. In short, Scream XXX A Porn Parody might well have been on a tight budget but if it serves to showcase the director’s abilities to get the job done better than most of his peers (even adding in subtle nods to his previous fuck flicks if you pay attention, the pointed comments about parodies well in line with Eli’s very public statements from the past), perhaps we will see his wicked sense of humor pushing the envelope further with subsequent releases so check it out.


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