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12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Vol. 6


Studio: Madness Pictures » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 8/1/11



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: All sex.
Director: Steve Austin.
Cast: Brooke, Isis Love, Kat, Leah Luv, Lexi Love, Madeline Marks, Marissa Jayden, Michelle Sweet, Monique Madison, Patricia Petite, Staci Thorn,Victoria Lan.
Must-See Girls in Cast: None.
Length: 01:49
Condoms: NA.
Bonus: None

Synopsis

I really enjoy watching 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating episodes! I like jacking off to those episodes so much that I can hardly wait for a new installment so I can watch another batch of girls masturbate just for me!

Here's a case where the name of the movie says it all: 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating. Yep, there are 12 girls and yep they masturbate. Most of them even get themselves off for us.

I'm definitely a sucker for pretty girls masturbating. I guess I'm just a pervert, but I really enjoy watching girls get themselves off. It's even better when they talk nasty to me while they do it. Director Steve Austin--and all 12 of his horny girls--delivers exactly the kind of solo action I like.

Although I truly enjoyed watching this movie, I recommend that you rent it rather than purchase it because, although the self lovin' is first rate, the technical aspects and production values are below par.

Review

When I first started reviewing these all-girl solo movies, I debated for a while about how I should write them up. After all, each of the 12 scenes is pretty much the same: the girl talks nasty, teases us, fucks herself, and--most of the time--makes herself cum. Therefore, if I wrote about each scene, each paragraph would be pretty much the same.

So, while I was previewing 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 1, I decided to give awards for varying attributes of the girls' performances. Here's what I came up with for 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 6. Keep in mind that these are my faves in each category. If you like to watch girls fuck themselves, you ought to watch the movie and judge for yourself!

Most Beautiful Woman: Two of the girls in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 6 really stand out in my mind as being drop-dead gorgeous...Staci Thorn and Brooke. However, since I'm such a boob-lover, I simply have to give the nod to gorgeous, shapely, and buxom Brooke.

Cutest Woman: To me, cute and beautiful are two very different things. Of the 12 nasty girls in this movie, I think Madeline Marks, Kat and Leah Luv cute-as-can be and are absolutely adorable. Madeline is a delightful pig-tailed brunette with big brown doe eyes. Although you may disagree, I find Kat to be completely delightful...I love her braces and innocent-looking face. However, the cutest of the girls in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 6 is, without a doubt in my mind, Leah Luv! God, she's absolutely delicious!

Best Outfit: Sometimes a girl's attire alone can make my dick stand at attention. In 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 6, I like Victoria Lan's black fishnet top that nicely accents her erect nipples. Her top is coupled with a cute black-and-white short skirt. And, she wears pretty high-heeled shoes. Monique Madison's pink fishnet top and short-short jeans are also very attractive. However, Leah Luv's brightly colored socks and a cute schoolgirl outfit (short blue skirt, yellow halter top, and white sweater) really do the trick for my dick!

Best Piercing(s): Several of the girls in the episode of 12 Nasty Girls sport piercings. Isis Love, Staci Thorn, Brooke, Monique Madison, Kat, and Leah Luv have pierced navels. Lexi Love and Michelle Sweet wear rings through their clit hoods. Patricia Petite has both her belly-button and clit hood pierced. And, Marissa Jayden has rings through her tongue and navel. However, the clear winner in this category is Victoria Lan who has her clit hood, nipples, and navel pierced. SO sexy!

Best Tattoos: Isis Love, Staci Thorn, Victoria Lan, Brooke, and Patricia Petite are all inked to some extent. However, I think that Staci Thorn, who has tattoos on her tailbone, wrist, and shoulder blade, wins this competition.

Best Boobs (Natural): Director Steve Austin chose several women with beautiful all-natural tits. I'm, by nature, a boob man...I like real ones and well-enhanced ones as well big ones and little ones. Basically, unless it's a botch enhanced breast, I like it! That said, my eyes are particularly drawn to the boobs belonging to both Victoria Lan and Brooke when I watch 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 6. However, I must admit that Brooke's big and shapely breasts look and hang so well that I fuckin' love 'em!

Best Boobs (Enhanced): Of course, I could be wrong, but I don't think any of the girls in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 6 have enhanced tits. I didn't see any ripples, bags, or scars.

Best Nipples: There are few things in life as beautiful as erect and perky nipples. It's like they are shouting out, "Come and suck me!" While I watched 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 6, my eyes feasted on Isis Love's, Lexi Love's, Monique Madison's, Madeline Marks' and Leah Luv's nipples. However, I like Madeline Marks' best...they swell so much that her areolas nearly disappear!

Best Ass: Wow! Several girls in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 6 have absolutely superb butts! Lexi Love, Staci Thorn, Monique Madison, Patricia Petite and Leah Luv all have perfectly-shaped and blemish-free asses. However, I'm going to give the nod to Patricia Petite. The combination of her scrumptious glutes and an elegant tattoo that extends from her tailbone down onto her ass...well, it's gorgeous!

Prettiest Pussy: Lexi Love's and Leah Luv's pussies really capture my attention. However, I must admit that I look forward to seeing hairy--yet nicely manicured--pussies like Leah's. I think the whole bald routine is getting a little stale.

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Juiciest Pussy (non-squirting): Brooke's cunt is SO wet it squishes when she fucks it AND it glistens! Even better, it splatters all over the camera lens. Marissa Jayden's vagina secretes lots of juice as she fingers her clit. Madeline Marks needs neither spit nor lube to soak her cunt...her juice flows liberally all by itself and it sloshes when she fucks herself. However, Michelle Sweet wins by a landslide! Her cunt literally gushes creamy white girl-juice as she finger-fucks her asshole and uses a vibrator on her clit.

Best Gaping Pussy: Isis Love and Monique Madison both have pussies that remain open after they finger-fuck themselves. Of the two, I like Isis' pussy the best. Her labia stay wide open so that you can see all the way to her fucking tonsils!

Best Gaping Asshole: Sadly, none of the girls gape their assholes in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 6.

Best Ass to Mouth: Both Monique Madison and Leah Luv enjoy some nasty finger-licking-good ATM in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 6. Of the two, Leah wins by a nose.

Biggest (most engorged) Clit: I fuckin' love to see huge and erect clits! So, I really enjoy seeing Isis Love's clit stand hard and erect as she vibrates it. Victoria Lan, however, wins this round because her clit swells super-big when she jacks it with a finger while simultaneously dildo-fucking her cunt.

Best Tease: Three girls featured in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 6 really know how to tease. Isis Love carries on a nasty "conversation" with us as she strips. Kat taunts us relentlessly as she preps us for her scene: "Are you really ready for this? Are you really ready to see my twat spread wide open just for you? And what's gonna happen when I stick my fingers in my snatch? You're probably gonna lose it!" Even though both Isis and Kat really know how to tease my cock to attention, Leah Luv easily wins this competition. As she strips, she teases us by telling us about her body and clothes and how she plays with her pussy every single day. Then, she asks how much we want to touch her and how much we want to lick and bite her perky nipples. She also flexes her vaginal and anal muscles so that her pussy and asshole, in her words, "talks to you."

Best Strip: Most of the girls don't really strip for us. However, Isis Love talks nasty to us as she strips and Leah Luv, who wins this round, literally makes us beg to get her to take off her clothes!

Nastiest Vocabulary: Who should I pick? Isis Love, Lexi Love, Victoria Lan, Monique Madison, Patricia Petite, Michelle Sweet, and Kat all carry on deliciously-nasty conversations with us throughout their scenes. Even better, however, is Leah Luv's extremely erotic "discussion" with us that starts during her strip tease and continues throughout the scene. Damn, Leah knows how to make our blood boil!

Best Use of Fingers: All the girls in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 5 really know how to use their fingers to please themselves. However, two of the girls' techniques stand out: Monique Madison uses rapid-fire strokes to jack her sensitive clit. Even better, winner Lexi Love eagerly digs around inside her cunt with her fingers. Believe me, she REALLY knows how to multiple-finger-fuck herself with BOTH hands until she cums

Most Fingers (Pussy): None of the girls shoves a noteworthy number of fingers up her cunt in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 6. In Volume 4, Taylor Rain won this competition by forcing eight fingers up her commodious cunt. In Volume 6, four was the maximum number of digits employed by any girl. Lexi Love is a card-carrying members of this four-finger-club. Staci Thorn and Monique Madison both tied for second place...three fingers each.

Most Fingers (Asshole): Sadly, there was very little emphasis on anal sex by the girls in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 6. Both Monique Madison and Michelle Sweet worked a single digit up their assholes. Not impressive.

Nastiest Use of Toys: Several of the girls in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 6 REALLY know how to use toys to please themselves. For example, Victoria Lan plunges a pink dildo ALL THE WAY into her pussy. In addition, she does lots of pussy-to-mouth and swallows the toy as she sucks it. Marissa Jayden uses a high-powered corded pocket rocket on the tip of her clit. She uses rotating motions to drive herself wild. Michelle Sweet wields a big purple vibrator on her clit and on her juicy labia. And, she shoves it deep inside her dripping cunt. And, Leah Luv sensuously licks a colorful ribbed and bulbous glass dildo, spits on it, and then fucks herself with it. The clear winner of this competition, however, is Lexi Love. She has a gorgeous, bulbous, and double-ended glass dildo that she uses to fuck herself while pinching her nipples. During her scene, she balances the toy vertically on top of a pool table and fucks it!

Best Pussy Juice Eating: Lexi Love deep-throats herself with her juice-coated fingers and her dildo and proclaims, "Cunt juice is SO good!" Staci Thorn licks her fingers clean AND spreads fingersful of cunt juice on the camera lens. Victoria Lan sucks her dildo clean and acknowledges her "really good cunt juice!" Marissa Madison suckles her slimy fingers and coos, "my cunt juice tastes good...I wish you could taste it with me!" Michelle Sweet realizes that: "There's a problem...I have so much pussy juice left inside me. I'm gonna fuckin' dig inside there and dig it out and lick it all up!" She's right...and she wins this category as she gorges herself on her own juice. "My pussy tastes fuckin' awesome!"

Best Use of Spit: Lexi Love uses globs of slimy spit to lubricate her dildo-pounded cunt. And, she makes spit stringers from her mouth to her dildo.

Best Use of Lube: Staci Thorn squeezes a stream of lube onto her pussy and massages it in. Marissa Jayden adds just a little to her already soaked-with-girl-juice cunt. Winner Monique Madison, on the other hand, uses so much lube that her flesh glistens and stringers of lube stick both to her pussy and her fingers as she slaps her labia.

Best Anal: Monique Madison finger-fucks her asshole and proclaims: "It's so fuckin' tight!" Leah Luv also pounds her anus with a finger. Champion Michelle Sweet finger-fucks her asshole while using a vibrator on her sopping wet snatch. Fun!

Best Double Penetration: Monique Madison and Leah Luv stuff both their holes during their scenes. Monique shoves three fingers up her cunt while reaming her asshole with a single finger. Leah Luv wins this round because she uses a finger in her asshole while fucking her pussy with a big dildo.

Best Orgasm (non-squirting): Leah Luv wins the orgasm contest by a mile! She uses the fingers of one hand on her clit and the fingers of the other hand to pound her cunt AND asshole until she shudders through a back-arching orgasm that causes her body to break out with gooseflesh. Afterward, she eats her cum off of her fingers. "God, it tastes so good!"

Best Orgasm (squirting): Isis Love's body quivers as she squirt/cums. Her powerful and voluminous ejaculation soaks the camera and the floor around her chair. Isis also has a second non-squirting orgasm.

Most Enthusiastic Girl: Excited Staci Thorn undulates her hot little body as pleasure flows through her. But, winner Lexi Love gets so excited that her body becomes covered with gooseflesh.

AND THE WINNER IS:

Best Overall Masturbator: This is a difficult choice! There are two very serious contenders...Isis Love and Leah Luv. Although I really enjoy squirting orgasms like Isis', I've got to give Leah the nod for being the best masturbator in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 6. I could watch--and listen to--her play with herself for hours!

DVD Perspectives

Video (technical): Although I must admit that the camera angles used in 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 6 are first rate (especially during Brooke's scene and during numerous in-your-face pussy shots), I've got to admit that the video is average at best. The cameraman cast his shadow across the girls' bodies, there's a great deal of pixelized video, some of the shots are out of focus, and there are color balance problems. On the plus side, the cameraman knows what we want to see and shows it to us. And, there are very few edits to destroy continuity during the scenes. Three stars.

Audio (technical): There is a great deal of obtrusive ambient noise--especially airplane noise--during the scenes. In several cases, we cannot hear director Steve Austin from behind the camera when he talks to the girls. Some scenes have a musical soundtrack that never becomes objectionably loud. If you don't want any music, there is a menu you can use to turn the music off--or back on again. You can use the same menu to choose to listen to running commentary by Isis Love as she observes the action in three scenes. Three and one-half stars.

Extras: The Extras include additional footage of Victoria Lan, a self-running Slide Show, trailers for six Madness Pictures movies, and website links. Three stars.

Aesthetics: Very little--if any--thought was given to aesthetics when 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 6 was shot. Some of the scenes were shot in reasonably nice surroundings while others were shot in quite ordinary--and somewhat cluttered--locations. Some music accompanies the on-screen action, but it is not particularly well chosen and it doesn't seem to have been chosen to enhance the sex. Three stars

Final Thoughts

Recap
Average sex rating: 4.50
Average video rating: 3.00
Average audio rating: 3.50
Average production values rating: 3.00
Extras rating: 3.50
Bonus point(s): 0.00
Overall rating: 3.40

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)


Dr. Jay



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