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Protect Me From Love

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 5/26/11

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Protect Me From Love
Wicked Pictures
Directed by Barrett Blade
Price: 23.99
Running Time: 1hr and 30min
Condoms: Yes


Briana Blair
India Summer
Kortney Kane
Natalie Vegas
Barry Scott
Danny Wylde
Kris Slater
Mick Blue

Special Features:

Bonus Sex Scene with Briana Blair, Alektra Blue and Tommy Gunn from Mesmerized (15 minute scene)
Trailers  6 (+2 before the main menu)
Photo Gallery
Motion Menus

Technical Specs:

Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 at 48 kHz and 384 kbps

Video: Mpeg-2 at around 7 Mbps

Overall Thoughts:

The story is nothing new, we have seen it a million times before in Hollywood, a guy gets wrongly accused of cheating on his girlfriend or wife, but in the end, she finds out what is really going on, and cue the music as we get a happy ending. But I have to say that both Briana and Kris both do a pretty good job at the leads in this version of the story. But more than just acting, Briana also brings that amazing body of hers to this film, which makes it worth sitting through this story once again. And like the box says, this is one that would be great for couples, some very hot sex with a decent story, nothing too wild or crazy, just some people in love, who end up together in the end, after all the trouble they go through. And I have stated this a few times, but I like the fact that Wicked always adds a bonus scene (from a new release movie) that has one of the ladies in the movie (plus the added bonus of Alektra Blue), so we get treated to another scene of Briana in action. The video and audio quality are pretty much the same as all of the Wicked Pictures, with no real issues with either. Everything was in frame and no focusing or blurring issues, and for that I believe Barrett deserves some attention, he did a great job with this film and I always seem to enjoy his movies. Figuring out all the numbers and averages, there should be no surprise that this one is going to get a HIGHLY RECOMMENDED rating. That makes two great movies in a row, I can only hope this trend continues.

Scene One: Kortney and Danny (3/5 rating)

So Briana and Kris are out relaxing, and he seems to really want to meet her dad, but he is off on vacation right now. Kris gets a call and he says it is work, so he has to take it, and walks away. But it seems that Danny and Kortney are making out behind the bushes and they hear him on the phone. They decide to take things inside and up to her bedroom. He sets her on the bed, as she takes off his shirt, and he pulls down her top and begins to suck on her tits, before heading south and getting this tight pants off of her. He panties soon follow and then he goes in and licks her pussy with his tongue. But she soon returns the favor as she sucks and swallows his cock. There is some face fucking as the oral continues, and from this position we can really get a good look at her body, which isn’t bad at all. So she leans back and he fucks her missionary style, which she seems to enjoy as she moans and grabs her nipples with delight. They switch to some spoon as he reaches around and gets a nice hold on her boobs. And after a flash cut, we are back with some doggy action as he continues to fuck her pussy, while she braces herself on the end of the bed. The doggy continues until he is ready to release his money shot all over her tits.

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Scene Two: Natalie and Barry (1/5 rating)

So we cut to Kris as he meets up with India, who is going to help him pick out a great ring for her. She offers tea, but he has to leave and get ready for his big day tomorrow. So the next day, Kortney and Briana talk about her adventures last night, and she tells her about the call Kris was making. She seems to think that he is cheating on her, but Briana seems to trust him. Next up, it’s the guys turn, as Barry is trying his best to convince Kris he shouldn’t do it. Barry has already called the stripper for his bachelor party, but Kris wants him to get rid of her. So he goes inside and tries to explain to her the party is not going to happen. She is pissed and she wants money for her time. She gets some money and they start to kiss and he is all over her, rubbing her pussy and getting her out of those clothes. Her bra comes off to show off her pretty nice tits, and then he slides off his shorts and she goes to work on his cock. A plus to this scene is the whole school girl plaid skirt she is wearing, what can I say, I am a sucker for the classics. He teases her with his cock, as she tries to keep it out of her mouth, but soon his cock ends up in her pussy for some reverse cowgirl action on the couch. He gives her quite the ride and then we flash cut to some spoon action, and once again he really gives it to her, although she pretty much makes the same noise throughout the whole scene, which sort of makes this scene lose some heat. Some doggy follows, as he gives her a few slaps across the ass and some more hard thrusts. As the sweat pours from his head, it’s finally time for a money shot in the mouth, so I guess she had a good day, made some money and got fucked.

Scene Three: Briana and Mick (4/5 rating)

Back from a date, Kris gets a call, and he says it’s work again as he leaves and heads inside, where Kortney is. He walks in and she walks out and starts to talk trash about it, he comes out and says he has to leave. She kids about cheating on him, but she starts talking to Kortney once again and it seems that she recorded the phone conversation, on a nanny cam, and shows it to her. She can’t believe what she sees. She starts to cry and Kortney says they should go out and get a few drinks. Kris shows up at a lady’s house to try out some food he was going to serve at the big dinner when he was going to ask her to marry him. He leaves and we are back to the ladies as they are getting back from a long night of partying, as they go to Mick’s house and Kortney leaves her. So Mick comforts her and says all the right things, as they start to kiss passionately and then he goes for her boobs, licking and sucking on them, as she sends her hand down to his crotch to rub it through his pants. It seems it was a no panties night, as he starts to rub her pussy. She rubs his crotch some more, before she finally gets his pants off and spits and jerks his cock off. She bobs on his cock, while giving him a few looks as she does it, just to keep him on the edge of excitement. She moves in a little closer so he can play with her pussy while she continues to work on his cock. They get some 69 action going on, as she moans with delight as she jerks him off. She ends up on her back as he slides his cock in and out of her pussy and she tells him not to stop. After a flash cut, she is on top for some reverse cowgirl action, as she hovers over him and he pounds away at her pussy. We cut to some doggy as it seems that Mick is about to burst at any moment, but not as soon as I thought. He keeps giving it to her until he cums on her ass, and she has a look that maybe she just did something very bad.

Scene Four: Kris and India (4/5 rating)

Kris shows up the next day and Kortney tells him off for cheating on her, he tries to explain himself and Kortney takes great pleasure in telling him that she spent the night at her ex’s house. He goes to talk to Barry and he seems to make him feel better. Back at home, Kortney wants to hear about last night, but Briana can’t seem to forget about Kris, and after Kortney tells her that he stopped by, she really gets pissed at her, and leaves. We cut to Kris and India and he tells her that he no longer needs the ring and wants to try that tea after all. They both try the tea, which seems to be horrible, but it seems to get her in the mood as she rubs his body and moves in for a kiss, and he kisses her back. Must be some powerful stuff in that tea, and that is not a knock on her, she is rather hot too, a very sexy hippy chick. He starts to take off his shirt and then rubs all over her, until he lifts up her top and sucks on her tits. She lifts up her dress and he begins to lick and finger her pussy. She shakes and shivers as he continues to work her pussy over, and then she stands up and he slides off her skirt and then she leans him back and opens his pants, so she can suck on his cock. She shows off her oral skills until he cut to him as he is about to slide his cock in her pussy for some reverse cowgirl action. We follow that up with some doggy, with some hard pounding, and then she is back on top once again for some cowgirl action. Considering it is the tea that is why they are fucking right now, it seems that there is some decent chemistry between these two. And he gives her a shot on her pussy and they kiss as the scene comes to an end.

Scene Five: Briana and Kris (4/5 rating)

Briana gets a visit from the chef, who tells her the whole story about what he was going to do for her. She realizes what he was going to do and seems happy. But we cut to Kris as he is looking at pics of the two of them. Barry walks in and Kris’s mom has sent him her ring and tells him that he shouldn’t give up on her. They run into each other in the rain and they make up and he gets down on a knee and proposes to her and she says yes as they hug and kiss in the rain. Now if this was a Hollywood movie, this would be the end, but oh no, we get to see a little more action. They end up on the couch and continue to kiss and she slides off her short and shows off her sexy red bra, which he slides off her tits, as he begins to lick them. He heads south and opens her pants and slides them off and dives into her pussy. He shoves a finger in her pussy and lets her lick the taste off, before we cut to her, as she is returning the favor to his cock. And she does an amazing job as she works it over. We cut to some cowgirl action as she bounces her ass on his cock. Next up is some spoon action, as she looks back and looks into his eyes as he fucks her. Some missionary leads to him leaving a money shot all over her body, and then they kiss one last time as we cut to them as they are about to get married.


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