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Rezervoir Doggs

Studio: Exquisite » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 6/7/11

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Rezervoir Doggs
Exquisite Films Parody
Directed By: General Stone
Price: 32.99
Running Time: 2hrs and 15min


Kimberly Kane (as Mrs. Pink)
Andy San Dimas (as Mrs. White)
Lizzy Borden (as Mrs. Blonde)
Chanel Preston (as Mrs. Orange)
Tara Lynn Foxx
Amber Rayne
Zoe Holloway
Tom Byron
Anthony Rosano
Dale Dabone
Xander Corvus

Special Features:

Shot and Edited in HD
Blonde Ambition: 51 minutes of BTS footage, pretty much all of just the infamous ear scene from the movie, with Lizzy, Chanel and Xander
Roam the Set: 1hr and 33 minutes of BTS of photo shoots and interviews while the girls get their photos taken or walking to different locations. And then more footage of the cast crew as they get ready to shoot the movie, looking over their lines and stuff.
Woodcrest View: 1hr and 33 minutes of even more BTS footage of the girls filming the car and trunk scene, followed by some more scenes in the warehouse.
Cum Reel: 3 minutes of the money shots from the film
Photo Gallery

Technical Stats:

Audio: Dolby Digital 2 Channel at 48 kHz and 192 kbps

Video: Mpeg-2 at around 5 Mbps

Overall Thoughts:

So I will try and not talk too much about the story, just in case you haven’t seen the original movie, but I will try and compare and contrast a little, while commenting on the sex, the main reason you are checking out this movie. I just recently re-watched the original so that everything was fresh in my mind. It’s been awhile since I have watched it, still good after all these years.   

So I have to say that this was a great parody, they stayed very true to the original and found a great way to incorporate the sex into the movie, without really taking too many liberties. They used the same dialogue and did great finding some similar locations to shoot in too. Now I don’t think I have reviewed any other movie parodies, just TV shows, and I have to say that I can only hope they all do as good as job as this one. Great job everyone that was involved in this one. All of the girls did a decent job of playing their male counterparts, with a shout out to Andy, Kimberly and Chanel for their great performances. 

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And to top that all off, you get a second disc, which has about 4 hours of footage from the filming of the movie, which is way beyond the normal, but there are times where the audio isn’t the greatest at some parts, but I am willing to look that over a bit when there is 4 hours of footage to go through. I have to say that even though the audio wasn’t 5.1 and the video had a somewhat indy looking feel to it, I don’t want that to affect the overall score too much. I’m sure even QT himself would be ok with that. And you factor in the sex, which there was only one scene that I didn’t enjoy, the fact that seeing Andy and Chanel in other scenes made up for it. You know what they say, to each their own, and maybe you will enjoy or not enjoy the scenes I did. Plus the special features, for a 2 hour movie you get 4 hours of footage to go with it, I am willing to give the score a little bump.

But overall I really think this movie deserves some high praise for what it brings to the table, this is a movie any fan of Reservoir Dogs would enjoy watching, and I look forward to seeing this on my shelf, sitting right next to the original. So this movie overall deserves our highest rating, XCRITIC PICK. After seeing this parody, I am looking forward to seeing how others stack up to this one.

Scene One: Andy and Tom (4/5 rating)

We finally get to our first sex scene, and Andy takes no time giving his dick a work out and then ends up on top for some reverse cowgirl action, as she wiggles her hips on his cock. She screams with excitement as she cums on his cock, and then she is back on his cock for some cowgirl action. She shoves a few fingers in her ass as she continues to get fucked. She climbs off and gives his cock some more attention before they are back to fucking as she lays on the table. She cums once more for him and then he gives her a money shot in the mouth and on her face. A somewhat short scene, but she totally makes every minute worth it.

Scene Two: Kimberly and Anthony (4/5 rating)

Kimberly plays the dominant one over Anthony, as he is playing the shy and timid guy. She throws him down on the bed and jerks and sucks his cock, spending a lot of time on the tip as she gags on his cock. She takes off her shirt and her panties soon follow, as she ends up on her knees for some more oral action on his cock. She leans him back on the bed once again and slides his cock into her pussy for some cowgirl action. She tells him to grab her ass while he fucks her. She climbs off and tells him to do his job, as he dives his face into her pussy, but he soon slides his cock back in her pussy. She turns around for some doggy action as she continues to boss him around, with her face in the sheets and her ass in the air. He shoves his face in her, and then shoves his cock back in her pussy. She wiggles her ass for him as he continues to fuck her. They continue with some spoon action on the bed, as she spreads her legs and rubs her pussy. He pulls out and jerks himself, as she licks his balls, and gives her a money shot all over her face and mouth.

Scene Three: Raylene and Dale (1/5 rating)

She walks in and climbs on top of him and begins to kiss him, while she rubs his crotch through his pants. She unbuttons his short and then his pants quickly come off as she starts to suck on his cock. We cut to some doggy action as she leans up against the couch. He pulls out and let’s her lick it before she ends up on top for some cowgirl action. He gives her ass a few slaps as she rides him. She turns around for some reverse cowgirl action until she ends up on her back on the couch. She looks into his eyes and begs for him cum all over her face, and he pulls out and gives her a decent load on her mouth and chin.

Scene Four: Chanel and Xander (5/5 rating)

Chanel is working out at the gym and he starts chatting her up, but she seems really into her workout. He doesn’t give up and she says why not just cut to the chase and fuck in the gym. She stands up and starts to kiss him, and then pulls down his shorts and underwear to unleash his cock, which ends up in her mouth pretty quick. She gives his cock and balls a pretty good workout. He face fucks her, as he pushes her head onto his cock. She gets up and takes a seat on the workout machine, as he licks and sucks on her foot, as she begins to rub her pussy.  So foot fans, they even threw in a little something for you. He works his way down her long legs until he reaches her pussy and begins to lick away. After some time on her pussy, she ends up bent over as he fucks her from behind. She likes it a little rough as she tells him to slap her ass while he fucks her. As her ass raises in the air, he teases her pussy a few times before he sticks his cock back in her pussy, and a little finger play in her ass too. He takes a seat and she climbs on top for some reverse cowgirl action, she hangs on to the machine but then leans back so her can reach around and get a nice grip on her tits. She climbs off and spins around and shows off her amazing ass to the camera, as he continues to fuck her, and once again a little finger play in her ass. She climbs off and gives his cock some more love and then walks over to another machine and lays down and he is right back into her pussy. He gives him a look and licks her lips as she begs for his cum on her face. He pulls out and jerks himself off until he gives her a pretty good load in the mouth.

Scene Five: Tara and Amber and Zoe (4/5 rating)

The girls at a club and they are looking for some pussy, and what do you know Zoe comes in and starts to shake her stuff for the ladies as she gives them a dance and a little more. The clothes come off as they start to lick and play with each other’s pussy. But we get a little more than that, some ass slaps, some ass licking, two girls shoving their fingers in one girl’s pussy, some foot love as the girls double team Zoe. As the scene continues the girls take turn double teaming each of them, but even are nice enough to share as one cums on her fingers and they all get a taste of it. We get a finger DP and some more rough stuff as she begs to get her face slapped. After some pussy grinding, the girls kiss each other as the scene comes to a close.

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