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Real Housewives Of San Fernando Valley: A XXX Parody


Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 6/12/11


XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Parody

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Julia Ann, Diamond Foxxx, Inari Vachs, Tanya Tate, Lexi Belle, Anthony Rosano, Dane Cross, John Strong, Mark Wood, Michael Vegas

Length: 135 minutes

Date of Production: ?

Extras: There is a good fifteen minutes Behind the Scenes segment. Julia Ann tells the plotline of this movie to the viewers during her photo shoot. One of the shots of her cool session makes her look like a hot lioness. Inari Vachs also has a photo shoot. Lexi Belle puts on her porn clothes. Tanya Tate's moments are quite entertaining. Diamond Foxx also appears. This section also has a nice looking photo gallery, several trailers, and a cumshot review.   

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are very good. This film is shot in High Definition.

Overview: Real Housewives of the San Fernando Valley: A XXX Parody is a film from the studio 3rd Degree Films that pokes fun at the popular cable series The Real Housewives of Orange County. In this movie, Julia Ann has the lead role. Since the economy is bad for real estate, it makes it difficult for her construction-working husband John Strong to build houses. So, his wife decides to rent out their home to porn filmmakers so that she can sustain her comfortable living status among her well-off friends. The supporting cast gives very good performances that will make this film a huge pleasure to watch. Other parodies that this production company has made are Official Big Brother Parody, TMSleaze A XXX Parody, Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody, and Official Vagina Monologues Parody.

Scene One: A beautiful red bra and panty-clad Inari Vachs makes out with pizza delivery guy Mark Wood in her bed. Soon, they kiss and then, the horny woman takes out his cock to suck it with good passion. The tight close-ups are effective in making her blow job activity feel in your face especially the cool sounds of her slurping noises. After their 69 moment, the woman is in doggie position in order for the man to suck her juicebox. Mark does a fine job in stimulating Inari. The heat factor rises as soon as he fucks her solidly from behind. The blonde hottie's moans sound awesome. This high energy doggie activity is a very good strokability moment. Afterwards, the missionary action allows the viewer to marvel at Inari's lovely body while Mark continues to pump his rod into her with more aggression. She is receiving a super workout. Later, Inari places her juice spot on his mouth right before she obtains a very heated cock ride from the man's meaty plaything. Both performers apply a high level of energetic effort. Her ass looks divine. I was running out of breathe just by watching them. It's not a surprise that Inari sets her pussy on his mouth again to give Mark some needed refreshment. Then, he pumps her very hard and consistently during the reverse cowgirl action. Of course, she needs to suck his dick to quench her thirst. There is more solid vaginal doggie activity that follows. Finally, Mark pulls out and strokes his man juice all over her hot ass.

Scene Two: Anthony Rosano arrives at Tanya Tate's home. They head to her bedroom where he removes her sexy red heels and sucks her toes. After he slides off her panties, the guy orally massages her fine looking sexual muscle. In the meantime, the woman grabs her breasts tightly and moans with glee. Then, her tits are used for the brief tit fucking moments. Next, Tanya sucks and strokes his good looking dick in a playful manner. She also deep throats him with ease and also sucks on his balls. I really like her blow job demeanor. Her oral skills continue to be shown on the bed during their 69 action. It's at this point that Tanya's effective oral work becomes very wet and sticky with a lot of slobber and saliva. It's important to note that the camera concentrates on her blow job and we don't receive his pussy eating actions in this position. Then, Anthony pumps her quite steadily while Tanya rides him and rubs her own clit at the same time. Her moans sound quite emotional. Her broad smile is very cute. Afterwards, the guy orally attacks her pussy for some juice before he rapidly spoons her sexual passageway. Some hot fingerfucking  and pussy eating action by Anthony occur later that make her quiver. A very rough doggie fuck follows that makes Tanya moan louder. Her vocal comments are also pretty cool. This high energy performance ends with the guy pulling out and cumming on her receptive mouth after their mish. I love Tanya's facial expressions during that final missionary screw.

Scene Three: The approach that Diamond Foxxx takes to seduce Dane Cross is quite funny and highly enjoyable. When she sucks on his dick, the woman's face looks very hot. She is also quite thorough in making sure she orally pleases his sexual package fully. I really like how she sucks on his cock while he pumps it inside her mouth. Next, the energy level increases as soon as he mishes her. The pretty blonde's eye contact at him is cute. Her body reminds me of a glamour puss during her missionary screw. A nice looking cowgirl ride occurs next with several slaps to her butt. Afterwards, Dane does a fine job in orally attacking her pussy and asshole. A good doggie follows with Diamond's steady adorable stare at him. Another missionary occurs that really gets her so turned on. Then, he cums on the joyous woman's tongue.

Scene Four: Julia Ann gives Michael Vegas a very thorough and sexy blow job. I had hoped that it would had lasted longer. Then, he sucks and fingers her pretty honeycomb. His actions make the attractive woman moan emotionally. Some very good eye contact occurs during their passionate mish moment as she rubs her own clit. Their doggie action is much more consistently heated. Julia Ann's body looks very incredible while she is in cowgirl position. The camera shots are very hot. His pumping actions create good excitement too. Michael also does a fine job with the spooning fuck. At the end, she makes him cum in her mouth.

Scene Five: Lexi Belle and John Strong make out on the sofa. They kiss and soon, their clothes are removed. Then, her cocksucking behavior is totally hot with passionate slobbering actions. A very cool reverse cowgirl ride is shown with Lexi's body stretched back and the sight of her pussy in glorious view. John gives her a solid fuck during the cowgirl rides. Her butt really bounces on his thighs quite effectively. The bottom of her ass turns red. He really fucks her hard while he holds her up to his waist. Her expressions on her eyes are cool as the man pumps her on the couch. It's a high energy performance by both people. Their doggie session looks very cool. Finally, after the mish, he pulls out and strokes off on her mouth. This performance is a super way to end this film's sex scenes.

Final Thoughts: This parody is a fine looking film that has very entertaining storylines for each character. Of course, Julia Ann stands out as the main star who continues to show everyone why she is one of the best adult actresses ever. Diamond Foxxx and Tanya Tate give solid acting and sexual performances. I am also impressed by the male cast. John Strong, Anthony Rosano, and Dane Cross are very good in their roles. As to the hottest sexual scenes, I have to give it too Inari Vachs and Tanya Tate. If there is a sequel, Inari has to have more screen time. I highly recommend this film. There could easily be several award nominations for this movie and it's performers such as Best Parody, Best Screenplay, Best Actress (Julia Ann), and Best Supporting Actress (Diamond Foxxx).


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