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Men In Uniform Love Big Tits


Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 6/12/11



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Studio: 3rd Degree

Genre: Military, Big Boobs, Widescreen

Category: Gonzo, Anal

Director: Miles Long

Length: 2 hours

Date of Production: 3-24-2011

Extras: Behind the Scenes, Popshots, Photo Gallery

Condoms:  No

Audio/Video: Excellent on both fronts.

Cast: April O'Neil, Erik Everhard, Jack Lawrence, John Strong, Joslyn James, Mark Wood, Michael Vegas, Phoenix Marie, Shyla Stylez, Sophia Santi,  

 Overview: Beautiful Women, uniforms, big boobs and cocks, and detailed photography. Nuff said!

Hype and Pub: Unzip those cammo pants and whip out your assault rifle, cuz these horny sluts love a man in uniform! Whether you're a foreign army recruit looking for some American hospitality, a sexy beat cop collaring a local whore who loves every minute of her "punishment," or a US solider at target practice (shot on location at an actual shooting range!) - these girls want to thank you for your service in every way they can. Just the sight of your soldier gear gets them wet and ready to slip your gun into their luscious racks, lock, and watch you unload!

April O’Neil – April is in a bar and playing with her body, pulling up her little black dress and pulling down her blue panties. She is on a divan in the center of the floor and she is lying on some uniforms. After some playtime the scene shifts to a soldier sitting on the divan and April comes over to sit beside, offering him a drink. After some chat, she tries on some of his gear, gets turned on and moves in close and before you can say “Attack” she has his dick and is sucking it down her throat. April is a brunette with a nice body and good boobs and a sexy Euro look—kind of dark with big eyes. His uniform is shed and they fuck on it and others that are spread across the divan. April also has a nice round ass and when fucked doggy style it is really nice to watch. She makes great eye contact and is into the sex, which is aggressive and intuitive. She dons a field jacket to get fucked and then takes a wet load to her open mouth face and to the field jacket, which she then lifts up the collar to lick the creamy stuff off of it. Great stuff!

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Shyla Styles – Shyla, the great big tit star of porndom who is a favorite of mine, is in some kind of weapons/communication shed caressing a rifle with a grenade launcher and then sheds some of her clothes to masturbate for us a little bit. The scene shifts to a firing range where she is shooting with an instructor before they retire back to said shed for some hot sex. Shyla has his cock out and is sucking it as soon as the scene turns, and her perfect lips make an impressive ‘O’ around the instructors large member. He gets naked and lies back on some stuff covered by uniforms while Shyla sucks him still wearing her cammo pants. This is a hot scene and really worth your while! Se is vocal and demonstrative as she is getting plowed in a spoon position and her eyes roll with satisfaction. Her nipples are huge and her big tits quiver with each thrust. She straddles the guy for a reverse cowgirl, taking his dick into her ass hole for some hard anal. She is wearing short high heel boots and this sequence of ass fucking is some of the best on this disc. She then takes it up the butt doggy style from which after some furious thrusting he pulls out and cums on her mouth and face, Shyla licking and cleaning his cock and her boobs with her fingers in a rousing ending!

Joslyn James – Joslyn, a big boob redhead hooker is arrested and taken into the slammer by a cop where she promptly offers him a little of herself to forget the arrest. She is wearing a typical hooker outfit of red fishnet and black latex top and briefs with tall heels. She begins with swallowing his cock and then lying back on the bunk to let him finger and eat her pussy. She takes him doggy style in a really cool looking sequence and the he fucks her missionary before he shoots on her open mouth. Joslyn had donned his police officer’s shirt with the badge attached and the cop also sprays the badge. Joslyn sees the cum on the badge and lifts up and licks the cum off the badge while she talks to us, the viewer. Very hot scene!

Sophia Santi – Beautiful, beautiful Sophia Santi takes your breath away when you first see her mesmerizing eyes and lovely body. Full red lips and sexy eyes, she makes you hard or wet within seconds. She has some tattoos and as she preens for us in the beginning sequence, the move like they have come alive. Living artwork—yes, that’s what it is. A highly decorated soldier comes into the shop where she is working and to reward him for his bravery they sit down on a small loveseat and Sophia sucks his cock and then fucks him in several positions, moving her perfectly formed ass with gusto and 100% into the scene. While the sex is not gymnastic in scope, Sophia is such a wonder to watch you will get off then and in the future every time you watch her. She takes a big wet load to her open mouth and face, which gets covered and then she smiles contentedly into the camera. Another damn near perfect scene!

Phoenix Marie – The Great Phoenix Marie starts off her scene caressing a rifle while wearing a leopard print bikini top and bottom. Her hair is done up and her eye makeup dark, giving her a threatening and deadly look! She also has a pistol strapped to her luscious thigh and she withdraws it from the holster and holds it up while she slides her fingers into her panties and beats off. A SWAT officer visits her in full uniform with BF vest and sitting on a loveseat, he shows her his weapons which turn her on and they begin kissing. She is in different clothes now, but still looks great while sucking his dick which she has finagled out of his uniform. They get naked and she strokes him while he finger-bangs her and kiss at the same time—a very hot sequence! He eats her and then fucks her hard, her legs akimbo and in some amazing positions as he thrusts in and out. Phoenix is vocal and expressive as always and looks fantastic as she plowed by the cop’s huge cock. He explodes on her face and Phoenix loves every drop of the hot stuff.  

Summary: I am going to give this great effort a Highly Recommended rating because of the consistent high quality of the sex, beautiful women and terrific close-up photography that will keep you cumming back pretty regularly to view this disc. All of the women bring their ‘A’ game and the men aren’t bad either. The concept is a good one and I would like to see more of the same. This disc has considerable replay value and if tings were just a millimeter better—say, a couple more anal scenes (would have loved to see Phoenix take it there)—then this would have garnered the highest award we can give. But alas, it is close and you will not go wrong getting this disc if you are a big tit fane and a fan of any of these women. What an experience!

 



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