I don't know what the hell keeps attracting me to Milf and Cougar porn. Granted I love some Milfs and or Cougars for a good time, but half the time when I review a porn with the "mature" sector of the porn world, I'm disappointed because they're mainly poorly made and the women look pretty mediocre as cougars meant to entice young men. With "Cougar High" it's a mixed bag as usual. The performers donning the cougar tags are gorgeous, some of them nut bustingly gorgeous, but the production quality stinks. The camera tricks used here were revolutionary in 1992 when folks used to lug around those giant camcorder with the spotlights attached. So you have to appreciate how the flick is considerably simplified and so low budget it feels like a poorly made indie arthouse flick.
Chayse Evans Chayse Evans has some unruly students in her classroom, both of whom are wondering what it would take to get in to her panties. Of course, Evans has none of that and is pissed off someone is messing with her equations on her board. She keeps Kelly after class to write the equations and what begins as a punishment escalates in to a reward as they begin making out in front of the board. Undressing, Kelly admires Evans' gorgeous ass and finger pops her hole as she makes it over to the desk spreading wide for him. He eats her pussy and fingers her out along the top of the desk as she moans and drops to the floor to take his cock, sucking it deep and hard. He bends her over the desk and fucks her ass fast and hard ramming her from behind. After some more foreplay involving kissing and petting, he takes her from behind again, fucking her slowly then fapping hard along her cheeks as she cries out, and then spreads her along her back fucking her pussy while she gasps with every thrust and fingers herself to orgasm. He then fucks her ass again hard and pounds her cheeks as she cries out and moans and rides him cowgirl style along the top of the desk, and then reverse cowgirl. Spread again she takes it in the pussy, and finally gets a pop out along her face displaying for the camera.
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It's parent teacher night at the school and Jessica Lynn is there to greet Mr. Pierce complaining about his unruly son who ogles her, and Mr. Pierce can sympathize. For his son. Lynn is quite hot and the meeting takes an unlikely (Pfft!) turn as Lynn obliges Mr. Pierce with a look at her supply closet, undressing her and revealing a rather busty Mrs. Lynn for the camera as she's practically bursting through her bra. After some foreplay and heavy petting, Pierce sucks on her tits for a bit and eats out her pussy along the top of the desk. She bows down to Pierce taking his cock in her mouth as she sucks him fast and deep, and then takes it up the ass as Pierce dominates her from behind and fucks her hard much to her surprise. He even takes to pulling her hair and riding her behind as hard and roughly as he can. He takes to the chair where she rides him cowgirl, taking his cock up her gorgeous ass, and rides him reverse cowgirl, fingering herself near orgasm. After some more pounding in the puss, and cocksucking, he finally pops off in Lynn's face and gets his son off the hook!
Kerry Louise Kerry Louise is very top heavy, she's so top heavy she looks out she's about to tip over any moment. Not that I'm complaining, and neither does her cohort who takes pride in sucking her gorgeous lemons as she pulls him in to her taking his kisses and petting with gusto. If we had teachers like Kerry Louise, school could have been so much more interesting. After some more heavy petting and rubbing off her lovely gazongas, he takes her in to the supply closet to eat her pussy out with her legs wide spread as she presumably speaks in tongues the whole time; he then mounts her mouth as she sucks his cock deep and hard choking on it, and deep throating the shaft every chance possible. He then spreads her wide and fucks her pussy hard and fast, and then bends her over fucking her lovely round ass doggystyle as she grunts and cries out with every pump. After more choking on his cock, she rides him reverse cowgirl pounding down on his cock hard, and rides him cowgirl style taking it up her ass. After some more cocksucking, she takes it up the ass and finally bows down to take a facial from her fellow teacher.
Nikki Benz Nikki Benz is the big headliner here and it's not shocking at all considering she's the best looking woman of the group. She's also the most convincing as a cougar considering she looks young enough to be a MILF, but old enough to be a believable Cougar. Not to mention out of the group, she's the one wearing less caked on make-up and much less tats no her body. I can't be expected to believe these women are cougar teachers if they're donning tattoos like bikers and whatnot. Benz is given the last hurrah for the movie, and she is just marvelous in this final shot. Benz wants a transfer to the drama department and she'll do anything to convince the principal to do so, as she begins rubbing his package and sucks his cock long and hard. After a great cock sucking on the part of Benz, she spreads wide along the table and gets her pussy eaten out by the principal, who mounts her and fucks her pussy hard playing rocket ship diving in and out at first and then pummeling her with it along the desk. He then bends her over fucking her ass, prompting her to ride him reverse cowgirl along the desk, pounding down on his cock hard and fast. After spreading her wide and fucking her from the side, he pops off on her chesticles and Benz gets the transfer.
Audio/Visuals: The video is much too sharp, sometimes the digitized background made for a distracting sight as most of the scenery was pixellated and quite distracting. All the while the colors are bright and make for some blinding visuals that can tend to distract from the performers as well. The audio is fantastic with the dialogue and foreplay coming in loud and clear as well as the fapping material to boot.
Goodies: Consumers are only given a Popshots gallery and a stills gallery from the porn flick. That's that.
After Thought: Once again this is a buy that's lacking in extras, but "Cougar High" is Highly Recommended solely for the gorgeous women that parade around this high school all topped off by the sexy Ms. Benz. I wasn't too happy with the visuals, but that is forgotten when you acknowledge the quick fapping material supplied for the audience with decent foreplay, tolerable set-ups, and great fuck scenes.