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Alexis Texas Is A Goddess

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 6/15/11

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

The Movie:

The AVN award winning blonde bombshell with an ass to die for known as Alexis Texas is understandably one of today’s most popular performers – she’s not only a true natural beauty with a booty but she’s also a spirited little thing with a great ability to work the camera, and in turn, the audience. Sexy eyes, a great body, nice hair and no small amount of enthusiasm make her the ‘total package’ and her work for Zero Tolerance over the years offers up a pretty good look at what makes her so beloved amongst porno lovin’ perverts. Their two disc collection, Alexas Texas Is A Goddess

So without further ado or a need for further alliteration, let’s get down and groove to the who fucks who play by play for this two disc set:

Disc One:

Scene One – Who’s Your Daddy 11: Alexis walks through the door into the fancy home of Ben English and after a brief intro, they head to the bedroom where she strips down to her skimpies and gives Big Ben head. He gets her on all fours and grabs onto her cheeks as he plows her doggy style and breaks for some pussy to mouth action before climbing on top of him and riding him cowgirl style. Those cheeks start bouncing and she starts pumping him and then she turns around for some reverse cowgirl gitty up and is kind enough to let us watch her rub her clit while she goes at it. Ben gets her on all fours again and fucks her from behind one last time and then pulls out so that he can jerk off all over her face.

Scene Two – Apple Bottomz 4: When this scene starts, Alexis is bent over a railing shaking what the good Lord gave her. She slaps those cheeks and we watch’em bounce, and after a nice tease we head inside where she loses the shorts and let’s her man of the hour come in and ravish her. He sucks her toes and then spreads her legs and eats her out. She responds in kind and gets down on all fours and blows him, sucking him right down to his balls. She stands up and spreads her legs and he slips it in from behind, and then she rides him on the couch, cowgirl style and then reverse cowgirl style. He pulls out and makes a big goopy mess into her mouth which she swallows like the pro that she is.

Scene Three – Whack Jobs 2: Ms T starts this scene in a bra and panty set but after a warm up tease gets naked for a POV blowjob. She strokes and sucks the mystery dick and talks dirty while she does it until it blows its load all over her perky tits.

Scene Four – Internal Cumbustion 12: This scene starts with Alexis in a blue bathing suit as she talks dirty to the camera while laying on top of a pool table. She gets naked and then her man shows up – he lays on his back and she sits on his face and smothers him with her cheeks and then they move into a sixty-nine. He gets her on her side on a couch and fucks her from behind and then she rides him reverse cowgirl style. He fingers her and then he mounts her and they go at it missionary style for a few minutes and then they go at it doggy style and cowgirl style. He gets her on her back again and pumps her a few more times and they finish up with an internal cream pie finish.

Scene Five – Goo For Two 6 With Bianca Dagger: Alexis and Bianca double team some lucky guy and get right down to business as he licks their pussies and asses and then gets a double blowjob. Bianca rides him reverse cowgirl style and Alexis rubs her clit, and then Alexis takes him from behind while Bianca plays with them both. He goes back and forth between the two girls and eventually pulls out and blows his load into Alexis’ mouth which she spits into Bianca’s gaping maw.

Scene Six – Wet Dreams Cum True 6: Alexis plays a cheerleader here and after a nice cheer session she shows us her real pom-poms and strips. She plays with herself and then spreads her legs for her boy toy to eat her out, then returns the oral favors with a solid blowjob. They fuck doggy style, missionary style, cowgirl style and reverse with some spooning thrown in for good measure until he pulls out and strokes off all over her.

Scene Seven – Meet The Fuckers 8: All dolled up in some tacky pink fishnet outfit, Alexis is promptly bent over on the couch and fucked from behind. There’s some pussy to mouth action here as he pulls out and crams it down her throat, and then she rides him cowgirl style. They role over and spoon fuck, don’t mess up the leather on the couch! He gets on his back and she rides him reverse cowgirl style and then they finish up with some spoon fucking before he pulls out and shoots his load onto her ass cheeks as she plays with her bunghole just a tiny bit. Nice.

Disc Two:

Scene Eight – Chain Gang with AnnaBelle Lee and Holly Morgan: Just when you were starting to think Third Degree was skimping on the girl on girl goodies comes this scene where our three beautiful stars get down. Alexis starts off solo, using a vibrator on herself, and then the other two girls show up, each with toys of their own, to help her out. They gang up on Ms. Texas and bring her to a climax and then proceed to eat her ass and her pussy for her. The fish a vibrator deep into her pussy and get her off that way with some help from some nimble darting tongues and then the two girls take off and leave Alexis alone with some lucky guy who shows up just in time to get his cock sucked, Texas style. He bends her over and gets her on all fours to fuck her from behind and then spoon fucks her before riding him cowgirl style and then reverse cowgirl style (at which point she really gives her clit a work out). A second guy shows up and she drops to her knees and sucks them both off, one dick at a time going back and forth between the two. The guys take turns fucking her pussy and then her mouth and then they finish off by pulling out and jerking off into her mouth.

Scene Nine – Girlvana 4 with Renae Cruz and Aiden Starr: It’s shower time! The girls make out in the shower room and then head into the locker room for a tongue twisting three way while a few other naked ladies watch from the background. Alexis gets on her back and the other two work her over with some scissoring, pussy licking and tit play and then Renae sits on her face to get some action of her own. Renae moves over and Aiden sits on Alexis face and grinds her with her twat and they really get into things here. Alexis sits on Aiden’s face while Renae sucks her tits and then Aiden gets on her back and lets the other two work her over for a bit before the scene comes to a close. Nicely done, girls.

Scene Ten – Flying Solo: Alexis looks herself over in the mirror and the mood hits, it’s time for some self love. She gets naked and lays on the couch so that she can spread her legs far and wide and get that pink rubber cock way up inside her nice and deep like. She taps herself from a few different angles and winds up on all fours to show off her famous ass while she plows her pussy with her toy.

Scene Eleven – Pussy Cats 3 with Roxy DeVille: After the girls enjoy a smoke outside in the garden they head inside where Alexis gets down on all fours on a bed. Roxy examines her and then they get into some heavy petting and deep kissing. Alexis sucks on Roxy’s feet and then spreads her legs and sucks on her pussy lips. Once Roxy’s had a go she gets Alexis spread on the bed for more of the same and proceeds to give her twat a serious tongue lashing and finger massage. They go back and forth on one another, fingering and licking each other and kissing a fair bit and finish the scene by mutually finger fucking Roxy’s box until she seems like she’s going to explode.

Scene Twelve – The Doll House 6 with Kagney Linn Karter: These two blonde bombshells do a sexy tease dance and then disrobe and get down. They show off their asses for the camera and rub up and down on each other and then a lucky guy shows up to get a double blowjob from the two horny honnies. The girls take turns riding his face and riding his cock from a few different positions and then give him some more double head action. Kagney lays back and lets Alexis eat her out while she gets fucked doggy style and then they trade spots for Alexis can get some dick up in her too. He finishes them off by pulling out and blowing his load across Kagney’s nicely groomed box and into Alexis’s open mouth and then share his load between the two of them with a nice closing kiss.

Scene Thirteen – Curvies: Out last scene starts out with Alexis poolside strutting around in a skimpy purple bikini where she oils up her body and shows off her ass. She heads inside, gets naked and sucks her man’s cock in an unusually white room. She gets on all fours and he eats her from behind and plays with her cheeks and tongues her ass. She flips over and gets on her back so he can finger her and then she gives him a nice slow blowjob. He fucks her pussy missionary style and then she rides him cowgirl style, letting us get hypnotized by those ass cheeks in motion. She gets on all fours and takes him from behind and then they spoon fuck. She drops to her knees and sucks him to a big messy facial finish, ending the scene and the disc.



Alexis Texas Is A Goddess is a shot on digital video production which looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.78.1 non-anamorphic widescreen transfer. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident throughout in the darker scenes as well as some distracting interlacing occurring throughout playback. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on (though some of the camera work in a couple of spots is quite shaky), and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you'd realistically expect it to.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue, of which there is generally only a little bit, comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn't much to whine about here. The audio is fine.


Extras are comprised of a still gallery, trailers for a few other DVD, animated menus and scene selection. In short, there’s not much here.

Final Thoughts:

Alexis Texas Is A Goddess doesn’t bring anything new to the table but it is a nice collection of previously released scenes that ought to please the beautiful Buttwoman’s ever growing fan base. If you’re a fan of Ms. Texas and don’t already have most of her appearances from the last few years of Zero Tolerance titles, this is a great way to get them all in one shot and as such comes highly recommended even if the video quality isn’t all that exciting.

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