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Official Vagina Monologues Parody

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 6/16/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Parody

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Inari Vachs, Samantha Ryan, Kristina Rose, Kimberly Kane, Yurizan Beltran, Bill Bailey, Anthony Rosano, Mark Wood, Michael Vegas, Marco Banderas

Length: 128 minutes

Date of Production: March 2011

Extras: There is a good eight minutes Behind the Scenes segment. There is plenty of Samantha Ryan and Mike Quasar coverage. This section also has a nice looking photo gallery, several trailers, and a cumshot review.   

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are very good. This film is shot in High Definition.

Overview: The Official Vagina Monologues Parody is a film from the studio 3rd Degree Films that pokes fun of the highly successful The Vagina Monologues play. The premise of the production is that several women perform their own monologue about their vaginal playthings and then, afterwards, a performance occurs with that particular actress in it. In this adult rated version, the five women who take on this womanly topic are well-casted and bring a very entertaining aspect to their performances that only their own unique personality could had given to it. Other parodies that this production company has made are Official Big Brother Parody, TMSleaze A XXX Parody, Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody, and Real Housewives of San Fernando Valley: A XXX Parody.

Scene One: Inari Vachs is interviewing potential employee Bill Bailey. Suddenly, the woman takes a different course of action and shows her pussy at him. Then, the guy is shown eating her vaginal treat with good technique. After orally stimulating her womanhood as she is in the doggie position, the man then, fucks her solidly and with good heat. Inari sucks his dick nicely right before the woman bounces on him reverse cowgirl style. Her moans become more emotional as the activity progresses. In the meantime, her airport strip looking bush is quite noticeable. The lady's blow job moments are totally hot and I would have liked to have seen more of it in this scene since Inari is known for her amazing cocksucking abilities. Thus, fans will be disappointed despite Inari's solid fucking moments. Her moans sound cute during their mish action. At the end, he pulls out and jacks off on her tits.

Scene Two: Samantha Ryan and Anthony Rosano have a brief conversation in the room. Suddenly, the pretty woman sits on his face to have her vaginal juicebox eaten. Moments later, the woman is on her back as Anthony provides a very focused and determined pussy workover on her. I am so glad that her unflattering dress is off Samantha. I did not like the color nor it's style. Later, the horny woman does a fine job in sucking his meaty package in the 69 position. Next, the man pumps her pussy well and it is evident that Samantha is feeling the effects. Anthony is one of the best and reliable male fuckers in the industry. Later, I loved seeing the brunette beauty suck and stroke his meaty manhood. Again, I would have liked to have seen more of it during their performance. Their doggie screw creates good emotion on Samantha's face. She also sticks her finger into her asshole. The spooning action is quite heated and emotional as the woman rubs her clit. Anthony is providing a super workout on her with some rough pumping activity. A brief missionary screw follows and then, he pulls out and cums on her open mouth.

Scene Three: Kristina Rose is in her gynecologist's office. Once Mark Wood sees her super fine vagina, it does not take long until he is licking that tasty sexual platter with effective enthusiasm. At times, the woman also sticks her fingers in and out of her vaginal plaything. The sounds of her moans and heavy breathing are turn-ons. Afterwards, the cute woman provides a very fun and passionate cocksuck. The mish moments are very hot as Mark pumps her hard and steady. His rhythm and effort make the woman get off immensely even during the doggie activity. Their performance is a very heated and exciting one. Next, her bobbing head looks quite fetching during a blow job moment. Then, Kristina's ass looks totally hot during the cowgirl ride. The following doggie action continues Mark's determined and steady screwing performance. Lastly, the guy strokes off on her hands and mouth.

Scene Four: A romantic-thinking Kimberly Kane talks about her vagina briefly during her monologue. Then, her scene with Michael Vegas begins. I like their chemistry and the man sucks her bushy vagina well. The color of her sexual carpet and his own hair on the top of his head match. It is very noticeable. Michael really digs into her pussy when she spreads her vag lips and it allows full access to her inner pinkness. Afterwards, Kimberly sucks his dick with good technique and passion. A very solid mish and reverse cowgirl screws follow where Kimberly's body looks quite yummy. An exciting cowgirl ride is shown next with the dark-haired dream provides good humping action. The spooning action shows off the woman's sexual playground well. Moreover, Michael pumps her solidly and with good focus. This is one hot moment as Kimberly's facial expression is quite noticeable. Then, he cums on her beauty spot.

Scene Five: Yurizan Beltran talks about her vagina in a silly manner. When her sex scene with Marco Banderas begins, it starts off steamy which continues for a while. His pussy eating actions are quite focused and effective in making the woman's sensations tingle inside of her. When she spreads her pussy lips apart, her pinkness looks very pretty. The guy does a thorough job in licking her womanhood and making her moan with delight. Afterwards, he sticks his dick inside of her. Moments later, Yurizan feels his tool inside of her. It eventually heats her up and works her over. A good doggie occurs next and the heat factor increases as the bouncy activity gains in momentum and passion. Overall, these two performers look incredible together as sexy people. A spoonful of pleasure occurs next where her vocal comments sound cool. Their doggie position is a turn-on. Then, she sucks his cock and strokes him off at her open mouth.

Final Thoughts: This parody is a good film on account of it's sexual performances. As for the monologues, they kept getting better with each scene. However, it's the sex by Samantha Ryan and Kristina Rose that are the most memorable. They are the most intense and definitely the most heated. As for Samantha, this sexual performance is one of her best. Unfortunately, the biggest disappointment in this film is the lack of blow job action from Inari Vachs and Samantha. Nevertheless, the Official Vagina Monologues Parody is still a recommended movie at best. 

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