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Squirt Girl Alexis Ford

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Crimson Clown » Review Date: 6/17/11

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

I was a little disappointed with "Squirt Girl" when all was said and done because while Alexis Ford is a beauty and she's sexy and can squirt, she can't squirt as well as the title would indicate. In fact she can't really squirt as well as the other women in the compilation. And not nearly as well as Sindee Jennings. Nonetheless, Ford's "Squirtgirl" is a variety of squirt sequences that are usually followed by the standard fuck fest that occurs before the squirt and sadly Ford only gets about a few scenes in before her fellow performers are allowed to outshine her.

Alexis Ford and Mr. Pete
Alexis Ford is merely washing her car in her G-string and high heels. Or as I call it: a Saturday. Until Mr. Pete comes along and begins making out with her instantly clutching her pussy under g-string. After suckung her tits for a little bit, he goes right for her pussy, fingering her with four fingers and pounding her pussy with four digits stuffing them up her hole as she moans and goes down on him, sucking his cock for the camera and deep throating him. He then mounts her planting her against the hood and fucking her spread eagle as she moans and cries out. He slows down to get the right buttons on Ford, and fingers her to squirtastic glory! She cums all over the hood and squirts all over his wrist and hands, and goes at her again, fucking her widespread much to her pleasure. Speeding up the fucking, he presses all the right buttons on her pussy as Alexis lets loose with another orgasm, spraying his hands and the hood. He bends her over the hood and fucks her ass pounding her deep and fast, as she then rides him reverse cowgirl going pogo stick on his cock. After some more pounding fails to get Ford off once more, Mr. Pete cums all over her pussy and makes her lap up her own cum from the hood of the car.

McKenzee Miles and Tommy Gunn

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McKenzee Miles is just standing by the pool in her black swimsuit and high heels until Tommy Gunn comes along to join her party bending her over a large black couch and rimming her, then going straight for the pussy, eating her out as she moans and groans and the two share a few kisses before goin down on her again, fingering her to the brink of a spraying orgasm that splashes all over her inner thighs and legs. He fingers her again rapidly and gets a spray from her a second time as she moans and watches the action from above. She reciprocates by going down on his cock, sucking him off rapidly and then mounts him riding him fast and hard as he struggles for that third orgasm. After rapid fire pumping and thrusting, Miles sprays all over the floor barely capable of keeping herself coherent and goes down on him savoring his shaft, until ahe rides his tongue with her pussy 69ing him along the edge of the couch. She rides him reverse cowgirl once again and takes a pummeling in her pussy finally spraying far toward the camera! That's called distance, Ford! After some more pounding along her pussy, Miles goes off once again in a mild squirt, and again after Tommy Gunn fires off some rapid fucking her way. After more kissing and pounding from Gunn from behind, Miles goes off yet again drenching the couch, and again all over the seats! About five more squirts later, Gunn cums all over Miles' belly and the two fade off in to the sunset.

Brooke Lee Adams and Chris Johnson
Adams will do as she looks marvelous demonstrating a little pot belly and gorgeous ass that makes her look dynamite in her red lingerie. Chris Johnson is along for the ride as he comes along to get his cock sucked by Adams who licks his shaft and devotes time to his balls. He goes down on her instantly, fingering her and eating her pussy quickly garnering a squirt from Adams who tenses up with every squirt thrown Johnson's way. He enters her from behind and fucks her slowly and then speeds up as she mounts him and rides him cowgirl. This is my least favorite of the segments because Adams squirts are mostly internal. Since there are various types of orgasms, most times the girls get a good distance and sometimes people like Brooke Lee Adams just cum without much of a drip and that's that. This is the latter of the variety and that's a shame. If you're going to be in a porno called '"Squirtgirl" you'd better have some sort of squirting power and only on the final fibe minutes does she display some kind of squirt ability. It's a shame, I wanted more from this. And just got a hand full of dampness from the performers and nothing more.

Charley Chase and Rocco Reed
Charley Chase is a squirter, and I'm happy for that. While she's something of a Jersey Girl/Snookie look alike, she is really hot and comes off this porno wanting to dominate. Of course it's tough to top McKenzee Miles whose own segment deserved a porno of its own. She fired off a consecutive twelve shots! Charley Chase gets Rocco Reed and she has some stiff competition to deal with. It takes a while with Chase but after some really hard and rough reverse cowgirl with Reed she squirts off a quick one for the camera firing off the money shot! Some more reverse cowgirl gets Chase riled up as she goes frantic on Reed's cock, masturbating herself near orgasm and screaming with every pounding from below. She's more an internal squrer like Adams, but unlike Adams she gets off some suirting for the camera, which includes four really good spritzes and a lot of screaming for the camera man. Chase rocked in this segment and I commend her for getting off when clearly she was having trouble doing so from minute one.

Alexis Ford and Marcus London
Alexis Ford is up to the plate one more time and this time she'd better bring her A game. Marcus London gets a crack at her this time around and I wasn't too pleased with her opening segment as mostly she came but not in the distance of the great Sindee Jennings of her fellow competitors. Alexis Ford looks dynamite in a black bikini and made up to look dapper, and London goes to work on tits right away on her pussy. Unlike her superiors, Ford can't break out much of a squirt with this final segment and it shows as London goes to work on her pussy and clit and pounds her as hard as he can only get to few more squirts out of her that are more leaky than squirty. In all honesty, McKenzee Miles deserved the title of squirtgirl as Ford's closing segment doesn't do much to convince me she's an equal for Sindee Jennings.

In a widescreen format, "Squirtgirl" is presented with a great clear and crisp picture, all while the audio is fantastic. You could almost hear the cum squirting from McKenzee Miles' pussy at times and it helps when the picture looks good to give off the illusion you'll get hit with something eventually.

There are plenty of goodies to feast on here and some of which I got a real kick out of. It's rare porn titles will feature Bloopers on the disc but lo and behold, we get a four minute reel of gaffs on set. We get a twelve minute bonus scene from the film "Hot Squirts," a fucking excellent masterful fuck scene between the immortal Randy Spears with Cytherea who squirts so much during their fuck scene, she begins to whimper like a dog. There's a twelve minute comprehensive interview with Alexis Ford exploring her first time squirting and why she's so good at it. We get a fifteen minute behind the scenes glimpse at the fuck fest and the exhaustive film shoot from Ford.

In spite of Brooke Lee Adams' segment which is a lot less than what I was looking for in regards to a movie about squirting, "Squirtgirl" is a relatively great porno and one I highly recommend. The extras are also great sporting a wonderful extra scene with Randy Spears and some fun bloopers. I suggest this title to anyone in the mood for squirt porn and wants to get drenched.

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