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Charlie's Porn Family


Studio: Reality Junkies » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 6/23/11



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Studio: Reality Junkies

Category: Gonzo

Director: N/A

Length: 3 hours 2 minutes

Date of Production: 6-15-11

Extras: Cumshots, Slideshow

Condoms: No

Audio/Video: Very good

Cast: Bree Olson, Capri Anderson, Ginger Lynn, Kacey Jordan, Melanie Rios

Overview: A potpourri of sexual situations with straight, lesbian, and 3-ways filling this pot.

Hype and Pub: Bree Olson: Fed up with everyone getting attention but her, Bree decides to take matters into her own hands.

Capri Anderson: Having never kissed a boy, Capri helps her best friend learn how to kiss and shows her they don't need boys.

Kacey Jordan: A young masseuse, Kacey isn't familiar with the terminology of the trade but is curious to find out what a "happy ending" is.

Melanie Rios: Needing help with her studies, Melanie finds herself to be the hands on subject in her tutoring session.

Kacey Jordan: While House sitting, Kacey gets an unexpected surprise and is terrified she may lose her job.

Ginger Lynn: Ginger shows Elexis Monroe why she's considered one of the most intense performers to ever grace the screen.

Bree Olsen – Outstanding scene with Bree Olsen, a blond with very nice boobs and cute, but nasty attitude. She and her very good looking stud get it going on a couch at the stud's home, Bree kissing him and then unzipping his dress pants to suck his cock. The guy is huge and Bree looks great in the close-ups wrapping her mouth around it and trying her best to take a lot down her throat. Their sex on the couch is really good, Bree very enthusiastic, as is the guy and it is nary a second that you cannot remove your eyes from watching such a good scene. One good thing is that Bree is not shaved, although it looks trimmed and that in itself is refreshing. Her reverse cowgirl action is outstanding! The handsome stud gets in a spoon position from which Bree masturbates furiously before he pulls out and shoots on her open and smiling mouth!

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Marie & Kapri – These two are young with great model-like bodies and start their lesbian love on a bed where one seduces the other. The kissing is very hot with lots of tongue and when they get naked and start licking nipples and pussies, the action takes off. Both girls have smooth white bodies and as they move from position to position and their tongues slither out to lick and suck lips and clits the heat increases incrementally. Both wear footie socks and this small wardrobe thing adds to the erotic nature of these innocent babes going at it. I can just imagine young girls around the world discovering the fun of making love to each other. One is redhead and the other sports brown hair and both have pert tits with equally amazing nipples. They taste each other's fingers after insertion and love to masturbate. I did not expect the quality of this scene—both in its heat and photography—and recommend it heartedly.

Kacey & Darryl – Darryl Hannah and her hubby come home to find Kacey masturbating on their couch. They seduce the young blonde—a smallish waif with almost no boobs—and hubby Randy Spears enjoys every minute of it. Kacey is not the focal point here. The enjoyment comes from watching the older couple. I have always loved Darryl and Randy is a legend in porn and my wife gets off just watching him come onscreen. Kacey is ok, but somewhat outclassed by the vets. Darryl humps her hubby with amazing gusto and Randy reciprocates with a diamond cutter of a cock that the women devour. The 3-way action is good, but as I said it is Darryl whom I watched and Randy whom my wife watched. Both performed superbly!

Melanie and Kaylynn – This is a "good" scene and the quotes are there because I am not a fan of Kaylynn, a busty dark hair woman whom I cannot figure out: Is she in porn for fun, profit, or because she cannot figure life out? Because she appears to me confused and apathetic, I don't like watching her. Melanie on the other hand was very nice to watch and their 3-way with a stud in a kitchen was, again, "good" and it was all because of Melanie. Melanie was much hotter, sexier, nasty, and whatever word a reviewer like myself uses to describes great-looking and enthusiastic porn stars. The action moves to another room where the sex takes place standing and on a table. Kaylynn looks lackadaisical and perplexed and somewhere else the whole time. The finale is a popshot to Melanie's tummy which Kaylynn sucks clean from the dude's cock.

Ginger & Elexis – In the best scene on this disc and the MAIN reason to buy it, Ginger Lynn seduces Elexis in one of the hottest scenes this year. Ginger is beautiful, sexy, and so sure of herself that she makes a man cum and a woman orgasm without even getting naked. Just watching her kissing a man or woman makes you blow your load. Elexis is very hot herself and having dark hair makes for a nice contrast to Ginger's blond locks. Pairing up couples is critical in porn and is something I think directors ignore many times, maybe just getting actors for a price to get the film in the can. In this case, the pairing is perfect, putting together two really sexy and pussy-hungry women. Their eye contact is extraordinary and the scene moves from a slow, erotic pace to one of torrid eroticism. They hump each other half-clothed; lick and suck toes; kiss, kiss, and kiss some more, and relish each other's nipples. A dildo is introduced—a basic ivory g-spot thing—but I hardly noticed as my eyes darted from woman to woman. After so many orgasms I lost count, they end in an exhausted hug and deep kissing. Man, oh man!

Kacey Jordan – In a good but non-heat inducing scene, Kacey is once more as a visiting masseuse who makes love to her client on the massage table. She is just not attractive—having no visible assets, either physical or attitude-wise, to generate any stroke or pussy-rubbing action. I am sorry, but this scene lacks so much that I cannot find words to prop it up.

Summary: Geez, how do I give this one a rating? When I come up against a disc with one bad scene and one great one with some middling scenes in between, it is kind of easy. But with this disc, Kacey Jordan added nothing and I am not a fan of Kaylynn, but there was great stuff here with Gingers and Elexis' scene, Marie and Kapri's scene, and finally Randy Spear's and Darryl Hannah's scene. Bree was really good as well. So, I am going to give this one a Highly Recommended rating because I think you will get some great and exciting sex which will get sexes off easily and will provide repeatable and reusable replay for a long time. Enjoy! Damn, Ginger and Elexis were amazing!



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