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Club Lil Jon

Studio: Vivid » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 6/23/11

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Club Lil Jon
Vivid Entertainment
Directed by C Mizzle
Running Time: 1hr and 38min


Monique Alexander
Tawny Roberts
Jada Fire
Olivia O Lovely
Ayana Angel
Shy Love
Finesse Navaro
Tyler Knight
Byron Long

Special Features:

Chapter Search
2 Photo Galleries (sex and BTS)
Previews- 30 minute reel of all their celebrities videos
Commercials (which you can skip)

Technical Stats:

Audio: Dolby Digital 2 Channel at 48 kHz and 256 kbps

Video: (not full screen) Mpeg-2 at 8 Mbps

Overall Thoughts:

So basically we are going to follow Lil Jon as he has a car full of ladies and he is going to take us to a club and show us some nasty and dirty things. So this movie is from 2005 and it’s just getting released now, and I don’t think too many of the girls in this are even still in the biz, except for Jada and Monique. And it’s no longer 2005, is Lil Jon really that cool still?  Some weird issues with the audio as it tries to go in and out of when Lil Jon is talking in the club, kind of distracting, but I can understand they are trying to cut out all of the background noise at the club.  I think overall this movie should have been released earlier and it just doesn’t seem to stand the test of time after all of these years. Other than seeing Shy Love in action, nothing else was really that great or amazing when it comes to this movie. I guess this is one of the movies, where it’s going to be ok to give it a SKIP IT rating, save your time and money and find another, better movie to watch.

Scene One: Olivia and Tyler and Byron

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So a few of the girls are getting hot and heavy as they are on the way to the club, there is some heavy kissing as they lick their tits and play with their pussy.  And as Lil Jon is talking, Jada joins in and they play with their tits, while he continues to talk, at this point, do we really care. Anyways they make it to the club and it seems like this is going to be like those VIP videos where we get to see people having sex in a club. Any ways, he gets all of the girls on a stage and they begin to dance and shake their stuff, and the winner gets some dick.  And Olivia is our winner, and she is lead to her dicks by Lil Jon and they are going to be Tyler and Byron. They make their way to the back of the club and into a private room, and the guys go right for her tits, as they start to get her out of her clothes. She ends up on her knees and starts to suck the guys off, until she stands up and continues to jerk them off, well at least I think she is, doesn’t really do a great job of letting you see all of the action. Anyway, we cut to her, as she is getting eaten out by Byron and continues to suck on Tyler’s cock. But soon enough, her pussy is getting pounded by Tyler (condom), and then later by Byron (condom) for some reverse cowgirl action. She does a decent job of making sure both guys are getting attention no matter the position. They continue to take their turns with her, but we do get some anal action as they fuck her from behind. The scene comes to an end with a money shot on her stomach and face.

Scene Two: Monique and Unknown (Jenavive Jolie, thanks to the credits)

Back at the dance off, he leaves Monique and unknown and let’s them continue what they started in the car. They help each other out of their clothes, and goes back to rubbing her pussy and then dives her face in it and licks away as she moans with delight. But Monique gets some attention too as she sits on her face and let’s her eat her out. But then the girls seem to be sitting on top of a spotlight, as Monique pulls out a toy and uses it on her pussy. Ok the other girl in this scene is really starting to bother me, they don’t give her any credit on the cover and she looks really familiar, but I can’t remember her name, hopefully it’s in the credits at the end. The girls continue with some 69 action as they lick and finger each other’s pussy. And then kiss as their scene comes to an end.

Scene Three: Shy and Finesse/Tawny and Jada/Tyler and Ayana

So we see that the action is continuing in the other room, where two girls are naked on the pool table, and Lil Jon has two ladies of his own, who start to fight over him, and he offers some money and dick to the girl who can win in a oiled wrestling match. So Shy and Finesse start to fight and he adds some more oil and then the fighting turns more into loving as they spread the oil over each other. They end up with their asses in the air and he seems to amazed at Shy’s pussy, but then decides to check out the two ladies on the pool table. It’s Tawny and Jada , and Tawny is fingering her pussy and then they go to some 69 action, before they end up scissoring each and rubbing their pussies together. Follow that up with some foot fetish action and then she really gets rough with Tawny with some slapping and choking of her neck. And Tawny seems to enjoy it, as she let’s her have her way with her. Jada shoves her tongue in her ass, as she has her head on the pool table. She then grabs her head and leads it to her pussy, as she goes back to fingering it. But Jada breaks out a toy and is once again back in control as she shoves it in and out of her pussy. She continues to dominate her  until she let’s Tawny go back to fingering her pussy and then we see that Tyler and Ayana are on the stairs and he is behind her rubbing her pussy until she turns around and lets him lick her pussy as she leans up against the railing. They start to make their way down the stairs, but he ends up bending her over and sliding her panties off and then begins to lick her ass and pussy, while she shows off her ass to the camera. And after some long pussy licking, she rubs his crotch and then pulls out his cock and begins to work it over. She seems to be working it over pretty well, but he seems rather limp right now. He seems to becoming a little more erect with some titty fucking and then followed by some doggy action in her pussy. The scene ends with a weak money shot in the mouth. But wait, we finally get back to Shy and Finesse, as Finesse has shoved a toy in Shy’s ass and gives her pussy a workout with her fingers. There is some pussy grinding before Shy breaks out the toy and shoves it in her pussy. They go back to some grinding of their pussies, but Finesse brings back the toy and shoves it back in her ass. Seeing Shy in this scene, just makes remember all those great scenes she did when she was in the industry. Anyway they kiss as the scene ends and we cut to Lil Jon and a few ladies as they leave the club.

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