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This Ain't Fox News XXX


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 6/26/11



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Parody

Director: Stuart Canterbury

Cast: Nicole Aniston, Darryl Hanah, Sea J. Raw, Loni Evans, Randy Moore, Tom Byron, Herschel Savage, Alec Knight, Eric John

Length: 120 minutes

Date of Production: ?

Extras: An eight minutes Behind the Scenes (BTS) segment is included as well as a nice looking slide show. Hustler trailers and web information are provided. As to the BTS moments, we see Randy Moore's solo performance being shot, an entertaining Darryl Hanah interview, and Nicole Aniston and Eric John are shown screwing during their scene. Tom Byron and Loni Evans also appear while filming their scene. 

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are solid.

Overview: This Ain't Fox News XXX is a parody that pokes fun of the number one cable news channel. Several of their high profile television personalities are characterized with a fine looking cast. Herschel Savage is the man O'Reilly who leads the No-Spin Zone. Tom Byron is the Beckster who liberals love to hate. Eric John is in the role of conservative talking head Sean Hanity while Alec Knight is crybaby Speaker Boner. The women cast members are also effective in their role playing roles with Nicole Aniston as anchorwoman Megan Kelly, Darryl Hanah is conservative spitfire Anne Coulter, and Randy Moore as legal eagle Greta. Sea J. Raw and Loni Evans also provide solid performances too. I hope that Hustler will lampoon it's sister station with the appropriate title of This Ain't Fox Business XXX.
 

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Scene One: Herschel Savage (Bille) heads to Sea J. Raw's pleasure room after the show. The dominant mistress has the man on his knees as he worships her legs briefly and then, she grabs his cock and shows the man who is the boss of his domain. Afterwards, the woman sucks his cock and massages it thoroughly. Then, she shoves his face into her crotch so that the Factor man can orally stimulate her sexual plaything. Later, he fucks her doggie style. It's at this point that the energy level picks up with some good energetic fucking activity. After the solid and heated mish, he pulls out and cums on her sexual playground.    
 
Scene Two: Speaker Boner played by Alec Knight gets undressed so he can lay in a tanning bed to get that orange skin color. However, he ends up looking through a peep hole at blonde bombshell Megan played by Nicole Aniston. She undresses and lays in a tanning bed herself. When she comes out it, she realizes that she is being watched. She finds out that it is the Speaker and soon the angry woman is pleased to see his manhood. The fascinated lady sucks his dick with good sensual fondness. The sight of her lips around his pecker is hot. I also enjoyed seeing her eyes stare up at him. Next, he fucks her the missionary way with his long cock as her left leg rests on his shoulder. His constant screwing motion is a turn-on and Nicole is feeling the sensations run through her body. The camera focuses a lot on their vaginal-penile penetration activity with good close-ups throughout their performance. He pumps her quite rapidly during the reverse cowgirl action. Meanwhile, Nicole also straddles him well too. It's at this point that her hot body is showcased more often. The shots of her butt are also yummy looking. A spoonful of the speaker follows as well as a more energetic doggie screw. In the meantime, her smile looks very cute and viewers will get turned on by this blonde hottie. Finally, he cums on her mouth.    
 
Scene Three: Darryl Hanah as Anne sucks Eric John's cock after their interview. The woman applies a very good blow job on Hanity's dick. Her constant handstroking actions create energizing heat. She also sucks his balls nicely too. It is apparent that the blonde  is enjoying herself a whole lot. Next, the man is eating her tasty passion fruit with good determination. His effort is turning the woman on immensely. He really shoves his mouth into her pleasure spot as he continuously strokes his own cock. Then, Eric sticks his pecker through her sexual tunnel. He mishes the woman well and Darryl shakes while she rubs her own clit for added stimulation. At times, her facial expressions look intense. Afterwards, her ass looks fine as it boounces up and down in the cowgirl position. A good lengthy anal doggie fuck follows with effective close-up shots of the penetration activity. At the end, the woman sucks his cock and strokes him off on her open mouth.  
 
Scene Four: Randy Moore as Greta is practicing her on-air greeting while staring at the mirror. Moments later, she is teasing the camera with her seductive moves. A highlight of her solo play occurs when the camera showcases her pussy while the woman is rubbing it in a sexy manner. Randy also does a fine job in licking her scented fingers. I also enjoyed the camera movements as it panned her beautiful body. Later, she is using a purple vibrator to fuck herself. The sight of her sexual mound looks very enticing. 

Scene Five: Tom Byron as Mr. Beck is in a white room while being put in a straight jacket. After some tossing and turning activity by him, dark-haired Loni Evans removes the jacket from him. Moments later, he strokes his dick in front of her briefly before she sucks it with good passion and thoroughness. Then, the Beckster fucks the woman on the floor in several positions. The cowgirl moments are the coolest as he pumps her well and the sight of her tits are very cute looking. The energy level during their performance is mixed. He finally strokes off on her face.           

Final Thoughts: Most fans of Hustler parodies will be disappointed by this effort despite the good sexual performances. The characterizations of the male Fox personalities are not solid. They are weak imitations. Only the women performers really get their tv personas down well especially Nicole Aniston. Thus, I can only give this film a rental rating. If Hustler decides to make another Fox News film or a whole new Fox Business one, they should concentrate on the female anchors rather than the men. They will have a better opportunity in creating a more entertaining film in regards to both sex and acting prowess.   


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