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Too Big For Teens 2

Studio: Reality Junkies » Review by Alexander 'Ebert of Smut' E. » Review Date: 6/26/11

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Too Big For Teens Vol. 2

Reality Junkies/Mile High Media

Genre:  Reality/Gonzo

Condoms: None

Director:  Bobby Manila

Length:  2hrs 3mins

Date of Production:  03.22.09

Release Date:  10.28.09


  • Scene 1. Missy Stone, John Espizedo
  • Scene 2. Ally Ann, Chris Charming
  • Scene 3. Eden Adams, Chris Johnson
  • Scene 4. Misty Rivers, Joey Brass
  • Scene 5. Lindy Lane, Jack Lawrence

Overview:  Reality Junkies is a fairly new studio, launched in 2009 by Mile High Media, a Canadian adult content company.  The company has been in business for over twenty years in licensing American content for Canadian customers and overseas.  The company began producing original content in 2003 with the formation of Doghouse Digital and later introduced Sweetheart Video, Sweet Sinner, and most recently Reality Junkies.  The concept behind Reality Junkies is “Top Porn Stars in Real Life Scenarios”.  Too Big For Teens Vol. 2 is a somewhat older title, being released back in 2009, but does have an impressive cast including Missy Stone, Ally Ann, Eden Adams, Misty River, and Lindy Lane.

The first scene has Missy Stone and her boyfriend playing video games in a cheesy setup.  Luckily, the setup moves swiftly and has Missy sucking on John’s cock.  Missy gives an impressive knob job and leads us to John returning the favor with some pussy eating.  The sex begins with Missy on all fours and taking the pipe doggystyle.  The action is a little slow on John’s part, but doesn’t fail, as Missy looks genuinely interested in the sex.  The missionary is a little slow as well; however, Missy saves the scene and really rides the rookie via cowgirl until he pops on her face.

Sex Tags:  Blowjob, Pussy Eating, Doggystyle, Missionary, Cowgirl, Facial

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Ally Ann, a cute blonde is paired up with Chris Charming.  Ally plays a customer with not enough money to pay her mechanic, yet comes up with a compromise.   Once Ally and Chris make a deal, Ally gives a very thorough blowjob, which is nicely shot incorporating some POV angles.  It’s only appropriate that the sex take place on Ally’s VW Bug, which starts with some doggy action.  The sex moves into missionary and lastly, into cowgirl position.  The sex is average and produces little entertainment value.  The scene wraps with Ally on her knees getting a facial.

Sex Tags:  Blowjob, Doggystyle, Missionary, Cowgirl, Facial

The third scene stars Eden Adams, a petite blonde with a tight spinner body. Eden convinces her boyfriend to skip basketball practice and treats him to a wet and sloppy blowjob. Eden gives a great knob job and incorporates some light face fucking into the mix as well.  Chris gets Eden on all fours and gives her a rock solid pounding and sets the tone for the scene.  The scene is helmed exclusively by Chris and gives Eden a non-stop piping.  The action is fast and furious, but Eden seems uninterested and doesn’t appear to be enjoying herself.  The scene wraps with the spoon position and a facial for Eden.

Sex Tags:  Blowjob, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Facial

Misty Rivers, a less than attractive blonde is featured in this scene with Joey Brass.  The scene is staged in a tattoo shop, where Misty is keen on having sex with a tattoo artist.  Naturally, it takes very little to convince the male talent.  Misty teases Joey with her tits before giving him a blowjob in his work studio.  The action continues with Misty getting on top of Joey in reverse cowgirl and performing a majority of the work.  The sex is average and does little to ignite the scene, especially as Joey is limited due to their sex furniture.  Joey finds a way to pound Misty via missionary and gives her a hard pounding, but unfortunately, does little to save the scene and eventually wraps things with a facial to Misty.

Sex Tags:  Tease, Blowjob, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Facial

Lindy Lane is featured in the last scene and is paired with Jack Lawrence.  Lindy is one of the cuter girls on the disc along with Missy Stone.  The scene sets up with Lindy not having cash to pay for her pizza delivery.  Fortunately for her, Jack is okay with bartering a pizza for sex.   The scene immediately has a promising vibe and gets underway with Lindy pleasuring Jack.  However, it’s Jack who takes his time in reciprocating the favor and eats out Lindy’s box and asshole.  The action has Lindy squirming and ready for Jack’s rod.  The sexual energy of Lindy is perhaps the best of all the previous scenes and Jack is equally on the same level with Lindy.  The end result is an enjoyable scene full of passionate sex that has been absent from the majority of the previous scenes.  Lindy and Jack go through several positions, each pleasing one another and end things with a facial.

Sex Tags:  Blowjob, Pussy Eating, Ass Eating, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Facial

Special Features:  A cumshot recap is the only extra included.

Audio/Video Quality:  Audio is presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo and is standard fare throughout the entire presentation.   Video is presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen utilizing the MPEG-2 codec at 480i resolution.  Video quality was average and at times seemed washed out and oversaturated. However, for the most part audio and video quality was average and nothing you wouldn’t expect from a budget gonzo.

Final Thoughts:  Reality Junkies’ Too Big For Teens Vol. 2 seemed promising but ultimately failed on execution.  The girls were average with only two stunners in the five scene title.  The sex was mediocre and did little for entertainment value.  The male talent did a decent job of delivery their best but never make the grade.  Too Big For Teens Vol. 2 is worth a rental for fans of Missy Stone, in which she delivers an intimate scene in what seems as a homemade video.  Additionally, Lindy Lane is a cute girl that also delivers a hot scene with Jack Lawrence that should not be overlooked after checking out the Missy Stone scene.  Rent It

Alexander 'Ebert of Smut' E.

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