Cast: Raven Alexis, Brooklyn Lee, Marco Banderas, Anthony Rosano, Tara Lynn Foxx, Lee Bang, Sophia Santi, Dana DeArmond, Ralph Long, Dane Cross, Lily LaBeau, Misti Dawn Non-sex roles: Diamond Foxxx, Spock Buckton, Michael Vegas, Lee Wang, Old Man Frady, Elizabeth, Arthur, Michelle, Taylor, Marc, Shantell, Bejean Bourgeois, Marlynn Lane, Tatyana, Shireen, Tamara, AJP, Rachel Waters, Ulysses, Nathan Stayton, Angel, Vernon, Samuel, Maura, John
Length: 123:42 minutes
Raven Alexis and Brooklyn Lee with Marcos and Anthony
Date of Production: 2011
Extras: There was a slip cover, a photogallery, a pop shot recap from the scenes, and a short Behind the Scenes feature lasting 10:42minutes full of humor, largely consisting of a series of interviews but also including some regular BTS material too.
Tara Lynn Foxx with Lee Bangs
Audio/Video Quality: Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody was presented in a very appealing 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by directors Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs for Third Degree Films using the MPEG-2 codec for the standard definition release (using a standard 480 resolution). The lighting was usually optimal and it generally limited the grain, video noise, and shadows substantially. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the ladies and given the quality of the cast, this made it more enjoyable too. The fleshtones were generally accurate and the bitrate hovered in the mid 4.4 Mbps area so it looked pretty solid, Melissa Monet handling art direction. There were no compression artifacts and the visuals were generally handled pretty well here. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate of most productions. The music by Kevin McLeod was cute at times and the vocals; while plain as could be, could be heard in almost all cases; only slightly hollow at times when the ladies were making it clear their limits were being pushed.
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Sophia Santi and Dana DeArmond with Ralph
Body of Review: Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs are better known as the Popporn duo, their witty online antics matched by the quality of their movies for companies like Third Degree Films. Their latest release making it my way is Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody, using the mainstream movie hit as a template to be tweaked, adjusted, and otherwise played with to add some pornified sweetness. From my experience, their all original movies have been among the best all of porn has to offer in the last few years but I thought if anyone could make this project work, it would be these guys. Considering they had a great lineup of ladies such as Raven Alexis, Sophia Santi, Tara Lynn Foxx, and others on hand, the likelihood that this would be a winner was quite high going into it. The back cover stated it like this: “When lovable nerds Louis and Gilbert embark on their freshman year at college, will they become the dick-swingin' studs they always wanted to be or will college just offer more humilation and embarrassment? 3rd Degree invites you on a journey where the nerds finally get even...one horny cheerleader at a time. Starring Raven Alexis, Lily LaBeau, Sophia Santi, Dana DeArmond, Tara Lynn Foxx and Brooklyn Lee, join Louis, Gilbert, Poindexter, Takashi, Booger and Lamar as one of the 80's most popular sex comedies gets the full porno treatment from POPPORN's own Brian Bangs and Spock Buckton. They've been laughed at, picked on and put down. But now it's time for the odd to get even...and get laid!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Raven Alexis with Dane
Scene One: Raven Alexis, Brooklyn Lee, Marco Banderas, and Anthony Rosano, were up first in a makeshift dorm room, the jocks beating up the nerds before engaging in some carnal activities. Raven looked tasty and Brooklyn appeared ready to slob knob, the ladies using their oral seduction on the men just as the males provided some brief oral reciprocation before the vaginal plowing took place. The ladies were active riders and when the couples paired off, they focused on their respective mates as Anthony tore into Raven and Marco pounded Brooklyn. The women wore their cheerleader outfits as expected, always a good idea since many men enjoy such attire on a babe, the two ladies taking facials of genetic juice before the feature aspects started back up.
Misti Dawn and Lily LaBeau with Ralph and Marco
Scene Two: Tara Lynn Foxx, a popular young lady an all natural body, was up next in an interracial scene with Lee Bang, “Booger” introducing the two as a means of getting Lee to reconsider his stance on letting the nerds into his organization. The couple retired to the bedroom and he ate her out, Tara sucking his pecker as though hundred dollar bills were flowing through it before they started bumping uglies. Her prolonged and sloppy hummer included a lot of hand to gland action, the lady bouncing on his rod vaginally as she squealed in delight. She loved his cock and when it fell out, she yelled out “No no no no no…” as she shoved it back inside her dripping wet snatch. The coating of sweat adorning her body glistened and she repeated did some taste testing to lick her juices off his rod between positions, the ending blowjob milking his balls dry of spunk with very little help from his own hand as it landed on her face.
Scene Three: Sophia Santi, a heavily tattooed babe on her road to doing men (after years of denying fans of that pleasure), was up next with Dana DeArmond and Ralph Long, the ladies interrupted during their lesbian tryst by the Tri-Lams. The gals kicked the others to the curb and settled in to slob Raph’s knob aggressively, double teaming him soundly before sharing each other with him. Sophia ate clam as Dana sat on her face and Ralph porked her, the trio switching around from time to time but the ladies showing each other as much oral love as his pecker. The scene worked thematically more than because of any chemistry, the ending load of spunk jerked into Dana’s mouth for cumswapping with Sophia.
Scene Four: Raven Alexis, looking as sweet as ever in the role of “Betty”, was up next in her cheerleader outfit as she masturbated with her legs spread wide. Dane Cross was the creepy nerd pointing out how much better nerds are than jocks sexually, his tongue working her labia very nicely as she yelled out way too loudly to come across as believable. From there, Raven made it clear that she wanted to suck his dick, not letting up until his rod was in her hand and she was slobbing his knob aggressively into the back of her throat. They then started vaginally pounding, Raven lighting up at the thought of getting some more cock inside of her even if it was from him. The way her fleshy ass shook was inspiring and her titties bounced around very nicely as well, her face christened with population pudding before the movie went back to the feature aspects.
Scene Five: Lily LaBeau, Misti Dawn, Marco Banderas, and Ralph Long, were up last after the nerds took their rightful place at the head of the pack. Dane took on tattooed Misti while Marco, in his newly “nerdified” state took on curvy babe Lily. Both ladies looked right for their roles and Lily’s glasses added something just as Misti’s red tresses and tattoos came across as particularly slutty. The women dropped down to blow the men and unlike previous scenes, partner swapping was deemed just fine as they sampled one another’s ladies. Misti had the slut look down pat while Lily went crazy actively bouncing on cock, the facials ending the sexual portion of the movie until the credits ran.
Summary: Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody by directors Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs for Third Degree Films was a fun parody of a classic revenge movie that was truthfully advertised, contained a great cast and provided a good pornification of the entertaining original movie, it struck me that a rating of Highly Recommended was in order. The scenes varied in terms of replay quality and strokability but most of them were appealing enough to merit additional viewings, my belief that the directing team tends to fare better when shooting all original material (yet still manage to beat most seasoned parody directors at their own game when allowed to do so). In that sense, I wondered if there was anything these guys couldn’t pull off, their biggy of the year being the forthcoming “Man Vs. Pussy” that has made some big waves already. That said, Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody was a movie with five scenes, a comedic theme, and decent technical values so you really can’t lose by picking up a copy as a stroke flick or as a tribute to an amusing mainstream movie that spawned scores of far worse mainstream copies over the years.
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