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I Can't Believe I Fucked A Zombie

Studio: Exquisite » Review by Vincent Pierce » Review Date: 6/28/11

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Horror

Director: Rodney Moore

Cast: Caroline Pierce, Harper Leigh, Nikki Daniels, Rachel O

Date of Production: 2011

Length: 1 hr. 30 mins.

Audio/Video: I'm not sure if this DVD is in HD, or digital. I could not find the specs on it. The video is presented in a widescreen format/ratio. At times the picture gets grainy, but I'm not sure if that was for effects or not. The audio is clear, but is augmented by special audio effects at times.

Overview: This is a DVD that's supposed to be about zombie girls that crave cum. All I saw was a bunch of goth girls moaning "FUCK ME". There are four scenes with different girls dressed in goth apparel. Each girl is unwillingly summoned to a mysterious guy's house where he fucks them. Little is explained about the zombie part of this adult film.



Scene 1: Caroline Pierce

When the scene opens the camera is focused on a view of some town. After the camera pans around the area a bit it comes to focus on a goth looking girl who is walking like a zombie, and moaning "Fuck Me". Theres an eerie music playing that pays homage to old horror movies, and Carolines moaning is altered in a way that makes it sound creepy. Caroline continues to moan, and walk like a zombie until she reaches some random apartment door. The door opens, and a guy lets Caroline the zombie waltz right in. As she does so she continuosly moans "Fuck Me". In fact she repeats it even as she's being fucked. The stranger undresses Caroline, then forces her down on her knees. She then gives him a very weird blowjob. While she's sucking his cock she constantly has her eyes rolled back in her head. I couldn't really enjoy that part due to that. After that the guy fucks her in various ways including doggystyle, missionary, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl. After getting one final blowjob from Caroline the stranger comes in her open mouth, and watches her play with it a bit. I actually thought this scene was a bit whacked out. It's like being under the influence of drugs when you are watching it. I don't think I really enjoyed it at all, not even the cumshot.


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Scene 2: Nikki Daniels

This scene actually starts of the same as the first one only this time there's a different location, and different girl. Nikki is walking up a sidewalk towards the camera dressed in a long black trench coat while repeating "Fuck Me". This time she's not really moaning, but just saying the phrase in a rapid manner. She didn't look like a zombie to me. She just looked like a goth girl who had been doing drugs. After walking a while she is let into a guy's house through the garage door. She follows him through the house repeating the same phrase as she did at the beginning. When she ends up in front of a chair the stranger sits her down, pulls off her panties, and then licks her pussy a little. After that it's the same routine as the first scene. The guy pushes her down on her knees, and recieves a blowjob. When he's done with that he finishes undressing her, and continues to fuck her as she repeats "Fuck Me" in that strange altered voice. the sex positions are pretty much the same as in the first scene. The guy starts out with missionary then moves on to doggystyle, and cowgirl. Nikki gives a few slobbery blowjobs between each position change. After Nikki recieves her massive facial from the stranger the camera lingers on her a bit before following her back outside the house. She was still naked, with the facial. The only thing I can say that was good about this scene was that Nikki didn't roll her eyes back into her head.



Scene 3: Rachel O

This scene finally offered a little bit of insight to why these girls were 'zombies'. The scene opens up in Rachels apartment where she is discussing a strange dream she had about being in a horny trance-like state, and ending up letting some stranger in to fuck her. The whole time she is on the phone she is dressed in some sort of maid lingerie. I actually found her kind of attractive. She was on the goth side just like the other girls. After she gets through with the phone conversation she decides she's going to take a nap on the sofa, and see if she'll have the dream again. When she finally doses off a ghost image of her rises from her body then walks to the door to let the awaiting stranger in. The special effects for that part were fairly interesting. Once the stranger is in he goes through the same routine of recieving a blowjob followed by undressing Rachel. Rachel actually gave a rather impressive blowjob. She did some amzing deepthroating considering how long the guy's cock was. The sex in the scene was repetative, and kind of dull. The stranger ends up coming all over Rachels mouth. After that she wakes up from her trance, and gets on her cellphone to talk to her friend about the guy coming on her mouth in the dream. She realizes as she's talking that the come is still on her mouth! The scene ends focused on Rachel's puzzled expression, as she touches the cum on her face. This scene was ok, but I just couldn't get into it.



Scene 4: Harper Leigh

Harper actually had a kind of different look than the previous girls in this DVD. Her hair was short, red, and choppy. She kind of reminded me of one of the actresses in the Twilight movie. I found her oddly attractive. This scene was alot like Nikki's scene in that it starts off with Harper walking on a sidewalk towards a stranger's door. It wasn't a garage door this time though. After making her way into the guy's apartment very slowly, and repeating "Fuck Me" she arrives in front of a small sofa. Again the stranger goes through the same ritual of recieving a blowjob, and the undressing the girl. From there is the same strange, and drawn out sex that is overshadowed by the weird trance like visuals that make up the scene. The stranger ends up doing some doggystyle, cowgirl, missionary, and reverse cowgirl with Harper. I just couldn't enjoy it, because it was so weird. Harper ends up recieving a thick facial. The camera actually zooms in on her face to show it off, and for some reason it also zooms in on one of her tits. After all that's done the scene ends. This was just another letdown.



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I don't really know what I was expecting when I asked for this DVD, but this thing was so weird I couldn't really find any enjoyment in it. The girls didn't appear to be zombies, unless you're talking about the voodoo type. Their constant moanings of "Fuck Me" were actually kind of comical, but it didn't help the DVD out. The plot made no sense at all. I never really found out why the girls were being put in zombie trances, or who that stranger was. Maybe he was Dracula??? I found this DVD to be a huge disappointment. I can't even honestly recommend it for rent. Just skip it.

Final Rating: Skip It.

"I'm the man who coined the phrase "Same Sex Different Dame". If you're gonna produce porn PLEASE go all out, and don't fall victim to retro ruination. Innovation is king!"

- Vincent Pierce 2014 A.D.

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