Cast: Tori Black, Mr. Pete, Phoenix Marie, Tommy Gunn, Diamond Foxxx, Rocco Reed, Jenna Brooks, Alec Knight, Kristina Rose, Anthony Rosano, Lisa Ann, James Deen Non-sex role: Evan Stone, Lee Roy Myers (as narrator in the Nixon scene)
Length: 164:47 minutes
Tori Black with Pete
Date of Production: 10/17/2010 to 10/19/2010 (until the 20th per the trailer and ending credits)
Extras: The main extra was a 16:13 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, some of the cast and crew featured during the production of the movie. There was also a pop shot compilation, a photogallery, two box covers and some trailers.
Phoenix Marie with Tommy
Audio/Video Quality: Here Cums The President was presented in 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by directors Lee Roy Myers & Ronald Raygun for Good Night Media. This was a standard definition project displayed in the MPEG-2 codec, the video bitrate hovering around the 5.9 Mbps area when I checked it out a few times during the movie, the lighting solid in all the scenes and no grain or video noise as a result. The composition of the shots and mix of varying angles helped it as did the balance between close ups, medium shots, and some showing the couples as a whole (long shots). The editing worked for me as well as the thematic approach, someone paying enough care to make each scenario plausible in terms of historical believability. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with 192 Kbps aural bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate, the limited separation between the channels and modest dynamic range about standard for this type of production. The vocals were always plain enough and I could hear all that was said, albeit on a basic level, and the music was the usual presidential march theme most associate with presidents so I have to say I liked it overall on the technical levels.
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Diamond Foxxx with Rocco
Body of Review: Lee Roy Myers is best known as an award winning director of porn parodies, his still-new company called Good Night Media. Over the last few years, he has proven to be a versatile director too, beating the odds time and again to offer titles that were close enough to their mainstream counterparts that the media hailed the works as something special. His latest effort is a departure of sorts in that it is not a parody so much as a political satire, poking fun at rumored accounts of various United State Presidents and their sexual misconduct in Here Cums The President. Unlike movies from other companies that spoof individual political candidates (the most successful of which being a series starring Lisa Ann as Sarah Paylin), Lee and his partner “Ronald Raygun” offer up a series of six tributes to the oval office, presented with a tongue firmly in cheek and a wink of the eye, in a manner that entertains as well as provides the kind of heated sexual liaisons fans have come to expect of his work. Evan Stone serves as narrator for the show in the form of an aged George Washington, outlining a host of pairings that star such notables as Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie, Lisa Ann, and others as they engage in the kind of activity we all know takes place inside the halls of power, the final result pretty strokable. The back cover described the movie like this: “All-American sex scandals. Here Cums The President is a historically accurate film parodying the sexual deviance of some of the most well-known Presidents of the United States of America. Hail to the chiefs and their horny terms in office. Washington, FDR, LBJ, Kennedy, Nixon, and Clinton sex up the White House with the hottest mistresses to ever hide under the desk in the oval office. Here Cums The President will have you saying "me likey like Ikey!"” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that some condoms were used for those still interested:
Jenna Brooks with Alec
Scene One: Young George Washington & Cherry: Tori Black, a lean young lady wearing a red wig and bulky clothing as in the olden days, was up first with Mr. Pete, the man portraying a youthful Washington. They were on a landscape set together, the gal shown as the “real” cherry tree he chopped down, Pete’s tongue and fingers probing her perfect pucker and pussy as she moaned loudly in approval. In return, Tori slobbed his knob most seductively, inhaling his cock as she gazed into his eyes, Pete wildly pumping his package into her throat just as Tori let her saliva freely roam her face as she alternated between no hands and hands on hummer action. Tori was an active vaginal rider and even showed some effort during the following anal, loudly begging Pete to fuck her as her ass cheeks shook powerfully. While I found the lack of ambient noises a curious omission and Tori’s large tattoo somewhat out of place, the scene was sexually powerful and ended as expected with his wad of population pudding gracing her face.
Scene Two: FDR & Lucy Mercer: Phoenix Marie, wearing a brunette wig to portray infamous mistress Lucy Mercer (not the BDSM kind of mistress but the “hotty on the side” type), was up next with Tommy Gunn’s rendition of FDR; their long time love affair made public decades ago. If Pete was a questionable Washington, Tommy certainly provided a decent version of the wheelchair bound president, Phoenix slobbing his knob aggressively. With her ass in the air, she bent over to inhale his pecker, her sheer black panties riding up her fleshy ass. By this point in time, it was clear that the usual watered down “parody porn sex” was cast aside in favor of keeping a wider audience happy, even her oral such that she left nothing dry on his rod as she deftly worked it and his balls over. From there she actively rode his dick vaginally, a condom used as one might expect from such a historical liaison, her ass cheeks rippling and tits bouncing as she drove herself balls deep in varied positions. Her juices coated him as she continued her thrusting assault, her tattoo made less prominent and some taste testing leading to the ending titty pop of genetic juice. Phoenix licked at his spunk and the scene closed out for some presidential commentary by the mighty Evan Stone.
Lisa Ann with James
Scene Three: JFK & Marilyn Monroe: Diamond Foxxx, playing a thick Marilyn Monroe, was up next with Rocco “JFK” Reed in bed, her animal print bikini lingerie taken off to allow him to make various commentary taken from the past. While Diamond is a popular MILF and not quite up to the look of the original character she played, her sexual skills were impressive. Like her peers in previous scenes, she aggressively engulfed his pecker orally and teased him with some solid skills, throating him with ease before he reciprocated on her snatch. That led to some active vaginal riding on her part, the condom again displayed prominently as the pair worked each other over in multiple positions. As expected, that led to some anal penetration where she rocked his world, his desire to refrain from discriminating shown for the entire world to see. Unlike some of the newcomers to the industry, Diamond bounced on his rod anally as though she was getting off too, not embracing the act for the extra pay if the look on her face was any indication. The scene finished when he beat off a round of spew to her mouth, Diamond offering some post coital head as his semen hung from her chin.
Scene Four: LBJ & Geraldine Williams: Jenna Brooks, an attractive black woman with a nicely curved ass, was up next giving Alec “LBJ” Knight some dictation. As a secretary to the president, the young lady gained favor and his stance on the civil rights movement (regardless of his many excesses mirroring those of a recent president), the suggestion that the pair had sexual relations certainly not something learned in school. In this scenario, Alec decrees that his previous favoritism to the white secretaries was inherently unfair, introducing Jenna to “Jumbo”, his penis in order to make things right. She blew him with ease while using her hand to gland combat and eye contact to enhance things, bending her over his desk to smother his face in her ass. That led to some fingering and a variety of active vaginal penetration positions, the condom clad interracial boning resulting in Alec unleashing a large amount of his seed all across her ass and lower back.
Scene Five: Richard Nixon & Marianna Liu: Kristina Rose, a sexy brunette with a great ass, was up next as Hong Kong hostess Marianna Liu, a woman reportedly intimate with Richard Nixon (amusingly played by Anthony Rosano). Okay, aside from the fact that Kristina is not of Asian descent, the tryst was well played by both performers. Anthony is the next generation of ham actor in porn, doing his best to take Evan Stone’s role in modern parodies. That said, Kristina’s offer of a massage expanded to include her rubbing all over Anthony’s body, resulting in the man savoring her snatch after her sheer panties were tossed to the floor. Both stayed in character the entire time, Kristina provided every bit as good a blowjob as her peers had done in earlier scenes (if not better). She went all out jerking him off with both hands while throating him too, her oral skills exceptional and the following vaginal positions showing her to be an active rider. He wore a condom and engaged in some foot fetish action, some of the camerawork not the best for the show if you catch my drift. Still, the emphasis on framing the scene around Kristina was not a bad idea in most places, the vocal babe milking his balls dry with some powerfully active anal screwing; his nut landing on that infamously round ass of hers.
Scene Six: Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky: Lisa Ann, the curvy MILF featured on the center of the front cover, was up next as intern Monica Lewinsky, her loving blowjob to Bill Clinton (weirdly played by James Deen) a historical fact that led to his weaseling denial of sex and eventual loss of his law license. As portrayed here, there was no cigar and the age disparities were the most striking of all the trysts from the movie, Lisa removing her blue dress in order to spread out on the presidential desk to gain access to James pecker. While she varied it up a bit, the resulting blowjob was very aggressive and enthusiastic, their chemistry together undeniable as she gave solid eye contact while doing him orally. Much of the scene was shot in point of view (POV) and while it was only a blowjob, I cannot argue that Lisa provided anything less than a spectacular hummer here, even if the links to their characters were the lamest of any in the movie. The ending facial of spunk freely flowing all over the place is probably the most infamous of any pop shot in history, some of it landing on the blue dress in what was the most expensive missed dry cleaning bill ever.
Summary: Here Cums The President by director Lee Roy Myers and writer “Ronald Raygun” for Good Night Media had the strongest sexual content of any of Lee’s movies to date, the feature elements stretching it more often than not but arguably introducing some historical speculation into the public discourse. So sexually it should work for a broad audience even if the satire elements missed the mark a bit, my rating of Recommended admittedly favoring the issues with the feature aspects more than rewarding the strength of the sexual tension created but recognizing that Lee is not “just” a parody king at this writing. In short then, Here Cums The President used a strong cast of attractive women such as Kristina Rose, Lisa Ann, Tori Black and others to make this an important step in the director’s evolution, some might argue his most strokable piece of smut ever thanks to the quality of the liaisons presented so give it a look.
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