XCritc.com Adult DVD Reviews
Popular Searches:
Porn Reviews » Adult Movie Reviews » Twilight The Porno and Other XXX Parodies

Twilight The Porno and Other XXX Parodies


Studio: JM Productions » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 7/3/11


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Vignette

Director: Jim Powers

Cast: Jennifer White, Ashley Reeves, Mariah Wind, Lea De Mae, Xander Corvus, Evan Stone, Claudio, Dave Hardman, Johnny Thrust
  
Length: 80 minutes

Dates of Production: 11/22/2010, 11/23/2010

Extras: Some nice looking trailers are provided.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The video and audio quality are good.   

Overview: Twilight the Porno and other XXX Parodies is a film by the studio Powersville and distributed by JM Productions. In this production, there are four separate fan favorites that get the treatment of Jim Powers' unique wit. Popular films Twilight and Frankenstein along with tv hit show Married with Children and the popular childhood story Where the Wild Things Are all get their own entertaining twist of fate. Jennifer White is perfect in her role as the lovelorn woman who is determined to be with her desirable fella. This episode is not the first time that she has appeared in a vampire movie. In the 2010 Shinefish Films production The Session, Jennifer appears as a vampire. Her sex scene with Anjanette Astoria was so amazing that it is nominated for Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene at the upcoming Urban X Awards.

-- sponsored by --

Scene One: Twilight XXX: While in the outdoors woods, Jennifer White continues to be captivated with her vampire crush Xander Corvus despite his warnings. After she sees his quite noticeable cock, the woman is determined to fuck it. Suddenly, the pair are indoors on a bed as they rub one another's crotches. When her blow job activity is applied, the dark-haired lady sucks his cock with good passion along with solid handstroking skills. Afterwards, the vampire delves into her very tasty pink pussy with good hunger. Then, he mishes her repeatedly with his solid fucking motion. The following cowgirl moments are energetic with both performers applying effective active efforts. The sight of her scrumptious pinkish pussy is pretty cool during the reverse cowgirl position. After the good looking rapid applying doggie, he strokes off at her very receptive tongue and mouth.            

Scene Two: Frankenstein XXX: Mariah Wind is playing with her doll at the swimming pool when Frankenstein played by Claudio walks up to her. After showing him some of her flowers, the blonde cutie decides to play with his dick. Her cocksucking motion is a turn-on as her face looks very pretty with a penis in it. Soon, they are in the shade where Mariah shows off her sweet looking titties. They play with them a bit while he strokes his dick. Moments later, Mariah sucks his manhood with a steady rhythm. A cock ride follows with a doggie screw being applied to her afterwards. The energy level heightens as the scene progresses, however the highlight is going to be the sight of Mariah's hot bod. At the end, the monster cums on her mouth. 

Scene Three: Married with Children XXX: Ashley Reeves and Evan Stone have passionate sex on the living room couch. Her cocksucking action is well done as she deep throats him with ease as well as caress his balls. Then, the man fucks her pretty pussy mound in several positions. The attractive blonde continues to look quite appealing during their performance. The camera angles of her reverse cowgirl moments are a turn-on. The sight of her ass during the energetic cowgirl hop-along is also very enticing. Finally, he shoots his load at her face.
 
Scene Four: This Isn't Where the Wild Things Are: Lea De Mae is surprised by the furry monsters comprised of Dave Hardman and Johnny Thrust. Moments later, she places a spell on them and suddenly, sucks their meaty peckers. Later, the blonde beauty undresses and resumes her oral massage as one of the beasts fucks her from behind. An anal cock ride follows while Lea's mouth continues to be preoccupied with a penis. Thus far, the scene looks quite flattering to one's eyes as the lovely woman's body lays against their furry coats in the darkness. It is apparent that Lea is enjoying herself. Their performance ends with the cutie stroking off their dicks in front of her face.  

Final Thoughts: The big names of Jennifer White, Ashley Reeves, Xander Corvus, and Evan Stone come through in their scenes to make them the standouts. Jennifer and Evan are incredible in their roles. The other two scenes have their solid moments, but the highlights in them are the attractive and charming ladies. However, I am going to give this film a rental rating because only two performances have very high replay value while Frankenstein XXX can't match the enjoyment level of those two episodes and the final scene is way too short with not enough sexual action. A possible Best Song award nomination could be for the theme song "Sluts and Hookers" which is part of the Married with Children XXX episode.


Apache Warrior

Apache W
[email protected]     
http://twitter.com/apachewarrior  



comments powered by Disqus
Popular Reviews


Naughty Natasha
Blacked Out 8
Fucking The Neighbors
Anal Savages 3
Angela Volume Three
Threesome Fantasies Volume 2
Swallowed.com Volume 11
Pirates 2 Stagnetti's Revenge
Disciplined Teens 8
Vampires


Featured Reviews


Get XCritic Via Email:

Enter your email address:


Delivered by FeedBurner