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This Isn't The Bachelor: The XXX Parody


Studio: Devil's Films » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 7/8/11



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Parody

Director: Sammy Slater

Cast: Gracie Glam, Kourtney Kane, Kelly Klass, Ashley Jane, Bill Bailey, Johnny Castle

Length: 126 minutes

Date of Production: ?

Extras: There is a nice looking photo gallery, several trailers, a Devil's VOD, and a pop shots segment. As to the trailers, they are This isn't UFC: The XXX Parody, This isn't UFC 2: The XXX Parody, This isn't Christmas Vacation: The XXX Parody, and This isn't Fast Times at Ridgemont High: The XXX Parody.   

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are very good. This film is shot in High Definition.The flashback moments are in black and white.

Overview: This Isn't the Bachelor: The XXX Parody Movie takes a more adult tone than the popular network dating program would ever attempt to do on screen. As to the premise of this show, a single man meets a group of beautiful available women who he dates for a particular period of time. At the end of each show, the lucky ladies who he wants to continue to know better will receive a red rose from him. The women who do not receive a flower is transported away. In this film, Bill Bailey plays the bachelor and his final four lovely ladies are Gracie Glam, Kourtney Kane, Kelly Klass, and Ashley Jane. In addition to these single contestants, a male host is part of this show. In this movie, Johnny Castle is that supportive man. Director Sammy Slater is the main man who directs Devil's Film's parodies such as This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody, This Isn't the Twilight Saga New Moon: The XXX Parody, and This Isn't the Twilight Saga Eclipse: The XXX Parody.

Scene One: After a down-to-earth conversation by the fireplace, Gracie Glam and Bill Bailey become very intimate as they kiss. Then, she is seen sucking his manhood. Her solid fondness for his penis creates good energy. The woman applies a good amount of saliva on it so she can manually stroke it easier with her hand and mouth. Later, the bachelor is licking in between her pussy lips briefly right before he doggies her well. The heat level increases nicely with his energetic screwing motion. The major highlights in their performance are their cowgirl moments when the viewer is able to see her active riding ass in several positions as well as the view of her hot bod. In addition, the later pussy eating and missionary activity are hot where Gracie looks the most gorgeous. At the end of their solid mish, he cums on her pretty receptive mouth.

Scene Two: Blonde Ashley Jane convinces fellow contestant Kourtney Kane to have some fun since the bachelor is screwing around with their competitor. Ashley does a fine job in coming onto the woman and providing effective heat to her touchy-feely behavior. Her pussy rubbing and fucking motions are quite stimulating. She sucks her juices fondly. Later, Kourtney has her opportunity to explore and stimulate the blonde beauty's vaginal plaything with her tongue and fingers. She makes Ashley moan well and definitely gets her off while she has her two little fingers up her pussy. Overall, the back and forth pussy play is a turn-on as there are moments of romanticism as when Ashley runs a rose along Kourtney's body and pussy. Moreover, the humping session also gives nice excitement. In conclusion, this girl-girl performance continues to rise in heat.

Scene Three: A very assertive Kelly Klass sucks Johnny Castle's cock in her room. Her talkative behavior adds spice to her blow job activity. Afterwards, the cowgirl ride is also quite energetic as the brunette cutie bounces on his dick with a lot of passion. The passion does not only apply to Kelly as Johnny doggies her solidly too and spanks her cute ass several times. The woman moans with good emotion and she really looks very lovely in that position. The cowgirl moments are the most exciting especially the reverse cowgirl ones where she gets fucked in the ass. Next, the spoonful of pleasure feels slightly more personal and less intense. Finally, he pulls out and jacks off into her open mouth.

Scene Four: Kourtney Kane is sucking Bill Bailey's dick on the grass. Her lengthy and sexy bj is totally hot. Afterwards, she gets naked and a doggie is performed. Her body looks amazing from the side. I really enjoy her cocksucking actions in between each screwing position. The intensity rises as soon as Bill pumps her rapidly during the reverse cowgirl moments. His energetic motion does not slow down when she turns around. Later, his brief pussy eating actions look hot. A steady spoonful of screwing activity follows as he has his hand around her throat at times. Finally, he cums on her mouth.

Final Thoughts: This film is an entertaining production with enough plot to go along with the four very good sexual performances. As to the sex, Kelly Klass was the most excitingly aggressive while Kourtney Kane and Gracie Glam provide very hot looking blow job moments to their performances. The girl-girl duo of Ashley Jane and Kourtney Kane bring solid eroticism to the mix. As to the acting, Bill Bailey and the cast were quite effective in making the storyline flow nicely as well as creating likable and fun characters. I recommend this parody. 


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