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Incredible Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody, The


Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/13/11
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The Incredible Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody

Vivid Entertainment

Genre: Parody

Yes, there was a watermark

Director: B. Skow

Cast: Tori Black, Dale DaBone, India Summer, Marie Luv, Jon Jon, Zoe Voss, Alexis Texas, Sara Stone, Anthony Rosano, Katie St. Ives, Alec Knight, Lexi Belle, Gracie Glam, Lily LaBeau, Lee Stone, Tanya Tate, Randy Spears

Non-sex role: Ralph Long

Tori Black with Dale

Length: 251:50 minutes (131:36 minutes & 120:14 minutes)

Date of Production: 1/12/2011 to 2/12/2011

Extras: The best extra on the first disc was the 34:17 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Ralph Long, introducing the cast and concept. There was then a couple of photogalleries, one for the BTS and the more traditional version so movie fans can see both sides of what happened before camera. The second disc began with an 18:16 minute long bonus scene from Superman XXX, Andy San Dimas sucking Ryan Driller’s super pecker. There was also some trailers, the usual spam and other extras offered on a Vivid production (with a bonus if you have a smart phone (alas, my phone is more of a “dumb phone so I didn’t get anything here).

Marie Luv and India Summer with Jon

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The Incredible Hulk XXX was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen as shot by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment. With David Stanley writing the script and Skow on the production side, I figured this would be a solid action porn parody, the technical aspects handled very competently. The video bitrate hovered around 5.2 Mbps (when spot checked), it had the video look most porn is shot in, the special effects handled by someone uncredited showing at least a modicum of care (for a porn flick at least) to look like the original (albeit on a porno budget). The lighting was solid and there were a number of touches used to emulate the “look” of specific scenes from the original television pilot, some of the rougher edges polished up in post production by people like editor T-Squirrel Jones. There was a company watermark in the lower right hand corner though, a distinctive reminder of the company at all times. The audio was presented in a basic 2.0 Dolby Digital with a 48 kHz sampling rate and 256 Kbps aural bitrate, the vocals clearly heard regardless of the situation. The musical interludes sounded much like the original score from the 1970’s show too, another decent attempt at providing a better aural experience than is typically the case in adult flicks.

Alexis Texas, Zoe Ross, and Sara Stone with Anthony

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Body of Review: B. Skow is the best gonzo shooter of porn ever working for Vivid Entertainment, his feature releases also garnering some acclaim in recent years. One of the things that comes up a lot about him is his willingness to shoot longer sex scenes than any of his company peers, resulting in more fuck for the buck than you find at any of the remaining feature making companies. His latest venture is actually a parody in the form of The Incredible Hulk XXX A Porn Parody. Rather than stick to the comic book roots of the character or go with either of the big budget mainstream releases, Skow used the skills of the infamous David Stanley to pen a close enough version of the 1970’s television show pilot, Dale DaBone placed in the Bill Bixby role of Dr. David Banner while muscular Lee Stone was thrust into the Lou Ferrigno “Hulk” character. Unlike many other suck parodies, this was a straightforward tribute that sought to emulate the original but add sexual trysts to it, some of the campier elements kept to mimic the original. While not my favorite manner of parodying a show or movie, I knew that Skow was up to the task of doing it right, the resulting show providing plenty of fuck for the buck but also catering to the show’s fans, I admit to having not only seen the original pilot (and subsequent series) but also own the special edition complete series boxed set.

Katie St. Ives with Alec

The back cover described the show like this: “Unable to save his one true love from a terrible car crash, scientist David Banner obsessively devotes himself to finding a way to tap into the superhuman strength within us all. Although Dr. Banner's hot research assistant really discovers that sex holds the key to superhuman strength, Dr. Banner believes exposure to gamma rays is the link to super-human strength and subjects himself to a high dose of radiation , the result is the Incredible Hulk, not a fearful monster but a super-ripped green-skinned sex machine! Watch AVN star of the year Tori Black have a banner moment with the Hunky Hulk. Watch a scorching threeway interracial with Marie, India and Jon Jon! Watch an amzing 4th of July 4-way with Alexis Texas, Zoe Voss and more! It's 8 big scenes in all, each with a superstar and a super story! Hulk out with your cock out! It's B.Skows's greatest superhero epic yet! And yes ...Incredible is definitely the word for it!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Lexi Belle and Gracie Glam

Scene One: Tori Black, the attractive brunette seen on the bottom of the DVD case (second from the left), was up first as the love interest of Dale DaBone. The sex between them included a lot of foreplay and was handled in a romantic fashion, the montage showing the deep connection between the two before the vaginal and oral tryst. Once they started screwing, the sex was more generic though, their personal connection (or chemistry) somewhat limited. Tori was an active rider and it was most strokable though, her lean young body always a delight to enjoy in operation. The scene ended when she jerked him off into her mouth, Dale’s genetic juice soon oozing out of her mouth as it ran down her hand.

Lily LaBeau

Scene Two: India Summer, a sexy MILF (playing a hooker but not displayed on the front cover sadly enough), was up next with lean black babe Marie Luv (strangely also not on the front cover), and Jon Jon. The interview led to a threesome as she recounted her past, India brought in by the couple to get freaky. The ladies spent some time kissing and Jon gave both of them plenty of attention, all giving head to one another before Jon took turns pounding their pussies in alternating sequence. The ladies gave his pecker a bunch of taste testing between those positions and the gals assisted each other in various ways (rubbing clits as Jon hammered away at their pussies), though it seemed almost surreal in terms of the lack of chemistry. India was especially receptive to the action in terms of how juicy she got (watch the scene) but the vocals were overly loud and even the active riding seemed to go on too long. The scene ended when the ladies double teamed his cock with their hand to gland action and some oral, at least some of the population pudding apparently swallowed after they cumswapped the remains.

Lily LaBeau with Lee

Scene Three: Zoe Voss, Alexis Texas, Sara Stone, and Anthony Rosano, were up next in a personal display of his fireworks show. They were dancing in a small living room and partying it up, the ladies enjoying themselves more when their clothing came off. Alexis slobbed his knob while Sara and Zoe engaged in some lesbian oral. The scene showcased Alexis’ awesome ass in the air as she blew Anthony and ate pussy but each of them seemed to provide a strokable experience in terms of their oral and vaginal abilities. Anthony appeared best suited for the grease ball guy trying to tap pussy than he was sexually though, the ladies doing as well masturbating or going down on each other than with his dick stuffing mouth and pussy. It ended when the ladies knelt before him side by side and he beat his meat until his spunk landed on their faces, the camera sadly not showing them sharing the semen or otherwise still in heated mode (the needless addition of some clearly fake spunk weakening the scene).

Tanya Tate with Randy

Scene Four: Katie St. Ives, a cute brunette with pretty eyes, was up next in bed as part of an experiment with Alec Knight. The clinical setting aside, he warmed her up with a vibrator, Katie slobbing his knob in return. She actively rode his cock vaginally from there, some intermittent taste testing enhancing the tryst despite Alec’s moper status. There was no chemistry between them either but she was such an active vaginal rider that it partly made up for it, the resulting nut of spew landing all over her lower back and ass.

Lee Stone as "The Incredible Hulk"

Scene Five: Lexi Belle, the fetching young hotty seen on the front cover (second from the right), and adorable Gracie Glam (on the bottom of the cover on the far right), were up next in a lesbian tryst on a blanket in a secluded area. They took their time and kisses, groped, and teased each other in a very sensual manner, the lingering oral by both an upgrade over the somewhat mechanical encounters shown on the first disc. The rug munching and fingering were superior to the usual toy-centric lipstick lesbian action seen elsewhere, both ladies appearing to get off on each other due to their skill and personal chemistry.

Scene Six: Lily LaBeau, the attractive lab assistant seen on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she enjoyed a soothing soak in the bathtub. Her hands freely roamed about her body as the suds surrounded her, Lily’s swollen labia showing her degree of being turned on as she masturbated. She was fantasizing about blowing Dale DaBone, her hands still roaming about her tits and pussy as she inhaled his pecker, the gal certainly knowing how to slob a knob heatedly. She kept solid eye contact with him as she gauged what he enjoyed most, Dale not quite as successful when he started eating her out, vaginally hammering her, and even choking her a little. As she warmed up though, Lily displayed a lot more interest in the frictional encounter, actively riding his dick until he tossed off a round of splooge to her face.

Scene Seven: Lily LaBeau, still in need of seed from the last scene, was up yet again as she masturbated during the lab experiment that unleashed David’s darker id persona (the Hulk) in the form of Lee Stone. While Lee is no Lou Ferrigno, his buff muscular body is about as close to the former body builder as the world of porn is ever likely to see, the sexual exploits about what one might expect of his growing bulge in his torn pants. They felt each other up and she dropped down to tackle his big green rod in her mouth, the body paint coming off and coating her mouth a little but still resulting in the advertised fantasy taking form. Apprehensive at first, she took a few inches of his pecker into her mouth, soon impaling herself vaginally as she aggressively bounced on the increasingly flesh colored penis. The oral and vaginal tryst concluded when he stood above her and his juices freely flowed, Lily taking matters into her own hands to relish the semen landing on her lower abdomen and tits.

Scene Eight: Tanya Tate, the sexy Brit developing a major following for her cosplay antics at comic conventions, was up last as she serviced reporter Randy Spears in a dark room. She felt his junk up until it began growing, Randy kneeling down to lick her twat before she blew him aggressively. She then bent over the table to take his rod in her snatch, her dirty talk enhancing the moment and their oral antics continuing between the various vaginal positions. She was an active rider and his spunk landed all over her pussy, the scene cut short to get to the feature elements.

Bonus Scene: Superman XXX: Andy San Dimas, was up last in a flowing outfit, Ryan “Superman” Driller taking her for a flight around town before she unleashed his super package to aggressively suck on. Her hand assisted hummer was in keeping with her usual degree of quality head, Ryan taking her from behind as the vaginal positions began. Andy was an active rider in about half the penetrative positions, Ryan tossing off a facial and Andy cleaning it up orally before the flick came to an end.

Summary: The Incredible Hulk XXX by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment earned a rating of Recommended for how well it copied the original and the resulting sex scenes. Some of the sex was handled very nicely but other scenes appeared so tacked on that I wondered if this was an exercise in duration. As anticipated, Skow shot the sex to provide longer than average scenes while still keeping much of the general feel of the original show pilot, the movie lasting well over four hours as a result. The pacing was at times uneven and the limited use of the brutal “Hulk” character seemed very retro by comparison, my preference would have been to either drop some of the theme elements or more readily convert them into sex that varied more, the movie still a nice first try for the popular director. In short, The Incredible Hulk XXX A Porn Parody might not have had the best sex the director has ever shot nor will it be accused of too much originality but the totality of the production was enough to merit inclusion in your collection if you are a parody fan or just like lengthy sex scenes with a variety of ladies to fill up your spank bank so give it a look.


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