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Tales From The Hard Side

Studio: Twistys » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 7/27/11

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Studio: Twistys

Category: Gonzo, All Sex

Genre: Web to DVD, Widescreen

Director: Bobby Manilla

Length: 2 hours

Date of Production: 3-17-11  

Extras: Photos, Behind the Scenes, Popshots

Condoms: No

Audio/Video: Clear and sharp

Cast:  Chris Johnson, Danny Mountain, Isis Taylor, Jordan Sparx , Marie McCray, Miley Ann, T.J. Cummings, Tommy Gunn, Tory Lane

Overview: Basic gonzo setups and quick to action sex

Hype and Pub: When Twistys girls go hardcore, you don't want to miss it! Isis Taylor, Tory Lane, Marie McCray, Jordan Sparx and Miley Ann go all the way with that special 'twist' you've come to love! These good girls have dirty minds, and they want you to help them satisfy their cravings for some deep dick penetration! Sure they love their toys, but there's nothing like a full contact suck and fuck fest to make these beauty queens scream for more! Give 'em some tales to tell from the hard side!

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Isis Taylor – Isis seduces Tommy Gunn—not really, he was pretty easy—in her office. Isis is sultry looking with nice boobs and a terrific ass. They get going on her desk as Tommy eats her pussy and they both get naked. Isis is quite energetic and vocal and looks hot getting probed and prodded. She makes good eye contact during sex and takes a cum blast to her open mouth in the finale. While I liked what I saw, I would probably not come back to this scene for any personal 1-1’s.

Jordan Sparx – Jordan is a well-built blond who goes from her kitchen to her bedroom to masturbate with a purple dildo. A guy in a mask resembling the guy from the flick Halloween by John Carpenter follows her upstairs with a bloody blade. He approaches her as she begins to masturbate and they struggle for a little bit before she gives in and she sucks his cock. He gets her back on the bed and eats her pussy before fucking her in several positions. The heat was again pretty lame and this one too is not a scene I will return too. At the end, the director implies they guys stabs her repeatedly—not a good way to end a presumably sexual experience.

Marie McCray – Marie is the cover girl and very pretty with a gorgeous body. She is trying to sell some paintings to a dealer and seduces him to seal the deal. The house they are in is fantastic and Marie takes charge during the whole deal. They fuck on a black chaise lounge and Marie turns out to be the best thing on this disc. She really responds and fucks the guy hard, taking a good pop to her face at the end and smiling the whole way through. Very good scene, but seemingly out of place on such a mediocre disc.

Miley Ann – Miley is practicing ballet in a tutu when a guy appears and begins to feel her up and they get naked to fuck. They are in a studio with a practice bar and mirror. They fuck on the floor and standing by the bar and in the finale the guy shoots on the mirror while Miley plays with his balls. She then licks the cum off the mirror in a good piece of action. Miley is a brunette and not beautiful, but has a sexy attraction in her plainness. This scene is okay and one I might return to in the future.

Tori Lane – Tori comes into an office and immediately goes after a guy who is sitting at a desk. She quickly gets her outer clothes off to reveal a leopard print bra and panty set and looks very, very good as she unzips the guy’s pants and inhales his dick. She then fucks his brains out on the desk and I mean she really fucks him hard! This is hot action from the git go and is very enjoyable. The guy cums in her pussy, which she then pushes out and rubs all over her engorged lips. Good stuff and the deep French kiss at the end is hot!

Summary: The BTS is incredibly short and passed before my eyes before I had a chance to process what just happened. There were a couple good scenes in this but for the most part is subpar and I can only give this effort a Rent It evaluation. Marie and Tory were very watchable and girls I will seek out in the future.


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