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Charlie's Family

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Charles Bukkake » Review Date: 7/28/11

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Anal, Compilation, Cumshot, Gonzo, Threesome, Toys

Director: Uncredited

Cast: Bree Olson, Kacey Jordan, Maxine Tyler, John Strong, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete

Length: 3 hrs. 13 mins.

Date(s) of Production: 11/29/06; 1/30/07; 3/17/07; 10/17/07; 10/29/07; 12/27/07; 1/26/08

Release Year: 2011 

Extras: Photo Gallery, Trailers, Website Information

Condoms: No

Audio/Video Quality: Fair Quality – Shot in standard definition with an aspect ratio of 4:3

Price of DVD: $19.99 

Overview: At the height of the media circle jerk born out of the drug-fueled  escapades and coinage of blabber that went on to include popular slogans like “tiger blood” and “bi-winning”, the antics of a certain celebrity were hard to go unnoticed. It seemed that everybody was trying to ride the fame wave and cash in on all of the hype. Having said that, it’s not at all surprising that the Red Light District studio decided to release a compilation movie, starring two adult film starlets that happened to be on the receiving end of the infamous A-lister’s throbbing man sausage.    

Scene 1 – Bree Olson with John Strong: (5/5) Blonde bombshell Bree Olson kicks off this flick with an above average performance complete with plenty of camera teasing, dirty talk and rough anal fucking that’s both exciting and nicely shot. She’s paired with the well-endowed John Strong and their scene is taken from Bore My Asshole, a Red Light title originally released in 2007. Bree wears a pink top and skirt that she gingerly peels off in the opening minutes to reveal a shaved pussy. She begins fingering her snatch, before her manicured digits go further down south to explore her puckered asshole. Soon, our buxom starlet spreads out on a plush couch and starts to suck off John before taking the party to the hardwood floor. There she continues to service his cock with quick hand motions, giving him the signal to begin thrusting, which makes for some truly rough oral sex. It isn’t long before she’s riding the screen’s stud in an even rhythm causing her perky tits to bounce in an almost hypnotic fashion. By the end of the scene Bree is spent, and her golden locks are messy and matted down with sweat. More hardcore anal takes place before she assumes the position and swallows a fat load courtesy of our male lead.

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Scene 2 – Bree Olson with Mark Wood: (4/5) This scene finds Bree Olson yet again, and this time she shares an onscreen performance with Mark Wood in a segment first featured in 2007’s Tinker With My Stinker. Mark starts by having Bree tickle his dick with the back of her tonsils before she takes to riding him in the cowgirl position. Next, she lays down with her perfectly tanned legs raised upright and pointed high towards the ceiling. Her partner viciously assaults her tiny pussy with his raging hard-on making for some great takes. Throughout the vignette, Mark gets really rough with our starlet. He spits on her, slaps her and pulls her hair, accenting some of the more intense moments where his dick is lodged balls-deep in her tight butt. After running through a myriad of sexual positions, Bree is tossed to the ground where she works Mark’s cock over with her tongue before the scene closes with a messy cumshot.

Scene 3 – Bree Olson with John Strong: (2/5) Bree once again finds herself banging John Strong in this Red Light scene lifted from 110% Natural #13, a film released in 2008. This vignette and the DVD it was originally shot for aimed to satisfy the tit-loving crowd with a brand of cinematography emphasizing the magic of mammaries. In that respect, you’ll find several tight shots of Bree’s fun bags here with numerous camera angles complimenting their lovely size and supple shape. Some of the shots can hang on for a little too long, but this reviewer doubts that anyone will be complaining. At the start, Bree struts into frame wearing black hot pants with pink frills and a matching bra that can barely contain her huge jugs. The scene jumps to life with an enthusiastic blowjob on the part of our vivacious starlet and then takes a turn to later scenes featuring John Strong doing what he does best. Before the fade-to-black, Bree receives a sticky load of cum on her tits, and then proceeds to lick them both clean. Overall, this scene was average as can be and it seemed that both actors were just going through the motions.

Scene 4 – Kacey Jordan with John Strong and Mark Wood: (3/5) From the sixth installment in the New Chicks Cum First series is a scene handpicked for Charlie’s Family that features screen time with Kacey Jordan and two male leads that proceed to fuck her silly. Kacey has itty-bitty titties, but more than makes up for it with good looks and tantalizing sex moves. Mark Wood fucks the bleached blonde starlet at the foot of a staircase, making her wet and excited before the two join John Strong on the couch. Kacey rides each stud individually, and as she humps away at Mark’s veiny member, Strong creeps up to stuff his dick in her mouth. Kacey’s a delight to watch on screen and handles both leading men quite well in what this reviewer suspects is one of her first on-camera appearances. A dual-facial puts a little glaze on Kacey’s face, wrapping up this portion of the flick.

Scene 5 – Kacey Jordan with Mark Wood: (4/5) Kacey takes on Mark Wood in a scene originally included in Don’t Let Daddy Know #4, which is a series recommended for anyone who likes to watch dirty sex with teen starlets. In this one, both stars enjoy every minute of each other and Kacey is more than willing to take Mark’s abuse and rough sex play. She’s a real trooper. Honorable mention goes to a point in the scene where Kacey gets on her knees and arches her back expecting an immediate pounding, but is instead treated to some fancy tongue-work that makes her squirm with ecstasy before insertion. The scene ends with a cumshot and made for some exceptional viewing overall.

Scene 6 – Kacey Jordan and Maxine Tyler with Mark Wood: (4/5) This is the only scene in Charlie’s Family that features an actress other than Bree Olson and Kacey Jordan and comes to us direct from a cut of Just Over 18 #19. Here you have Kacey teaming up with Maxine Tyler, a hot blonde with a nice pert rack who has the “girl next door” look boiled down to a science. Both starlets are clad in schoolgirl outfits in the beginning and fondle and kiss each other before Mr. Wood eventually shows up to deliver them his massive erection. Before our male lead does enter the scene, Maxine decides to fuck Kacey with a sizeable glass dong, before Kacey reciprocates. This was really great to watch. When Wood finally does show up, his girls are primed, wet and ready to take turns sucking his dick like a lollipop before fucking his brains out. The chemistry between all three stars is great and they all seem to really enjoy themselves as they explore every inch of each other’s bodies.

Scene 7 – Kacey Jordan with Mr. Pete: (3/5) Kacey Jordan stars opposite Mr. Pete in this scene originally filmed for 2008’s Wasted Youth #6. Kacey is found standing in front of a tall mirror where she gives herself a pep talk and gears up for her scene with Mr. Pete. She’s wearing a plaid skirt, a see-through black belly shirt and knee-high black leggings. When the scene cuts to her sitting on a black leather couch, it takes Mr. Pete only a few short moments before he starts licking away at her bald pussy. One sloppy blowjob later and Kacey proceeds to ride Mr. Pete and screams for joy as the camera cuts to the sight of her pussy lips stretching around Pete’s big peter. The scene plays out like any good boy/ girl segment should and leaves Kacey dripping with hot baby batter well into the final frames of her vignette. 

Final Summation: If you’re willing to forgive Red Light for this movie’s obvious marketing ploy and cut to the quality of the sex, you might enjoy Charlie’s Family, as there’s a lot to like. Viewers who aren’t familiar with Bree Olson or Kacey Jordan will find this compilation to be an adequate introduction to the work of these starlets, but if you’re a seasoned adult film fan, there’s not all too much to get excited about. The scenes assembled on this disc are old, with production dates scaling as far back as 2006. Charlie’s Family doesn’t offer viewers any new material and if you’re familiar with either starlet, you’ve likely seen these scenes before. When you take that and couple it with DVD extras worthy of a yawn or two, it’s hard to recommend this DVD for purchase. Renting it seems far more appropriate, as owning the film would hardly warrant more than one casual viewing.


Charles Bukkake

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