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Teen Spermaholics

Studio: Exquisite » Review by Alexander 'Ebert of Smut' E. » Review Date: 8/1/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Teen Spermaholics

Exquisite Multimedia

Genre:  Gonzo/ 18+ Teen

Condoms:  None

Director:  N/A

Length:  2hrs 18mins

Date of Production:  2011

Release Date: 05.31.2011


  • Scene 1. Jesse Jordan
  • Scene 2. Ally Ann
  • Scene 3. Pepper Foxxx, Marco Banderas
  • Scene 4. Missy Vegga
  • Scene 5. Stephanie Cane

Overview:  Exquisite is back with another offering of gonzo material. Teen Spermaholics not to be mistaken with Mike John’s Teenage Spermaholics is a simple offering of eighteen-year-old wall to wall sex. The well designed DVD artwork includes five sexy ladies including:  Stephanie Cane, Jesse Jordan, Ally Ann, Missy Vega, and in my opinion the sexiest of them all – Pepper Foxxx, who happens to be placed center stage.  The artwork omits a director and male talent, which is a sign of a limited budget, as was my last Exquisite experience with Cream in a Teen.  Nevertheless, Teen Spermaholics will receive the benefit of the doubt.

The first girl up is Jesse Jordan, an attractive spinner with an American/Japanese background.  Jesse gets undressed by the mope and immediately starts servicing him.  The blowjob action is top-notch by the young teen, as she’s ready to get down and dirty.  The petite spinner is full of giggles and might be off putting for some, but she eventually quiets down and takes a hard pounding with some light choking.  Jesse’s mope does his job well and gives her a good fuck, especially via doggy, with her head shoved into the bed comforter.  The passion doesn’t stop as Jesse gets reamed in several variations of cowgirl and climaxes multiple times.  The scene is a strong one and finishes as such, giving Jesse a load to the face.

Sex Tags:  Blowjob, Missionary, Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Asian Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Facial

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Ally Ann, the blonde on the bottom right hand corner of the DVD artwork is next.  The scene skips the scenario and begins with Ally blowing her mope.  Ally isn’t as pretty as the other girls, yet she does okay with her co-star as they start off with cowgirl.  The sex begins to lose its pace and lacks energy, even as Ally gets stuffed by way of pile driver.  The mope also includes some light anal play as he fucks Ally from the back. The action remains stagnant and does little to excite the viewer.  Fortunately, the scene doesn’t prolong and comes to a close with a facial.

Sex Tags: Blowjob, Cowgirl, Spoon, Pile Driver, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Facial

The highly attractive Pepper Foxxx is up next and paired with Marco Banderas.  The sexy Latina wears a matching bra and boy shorts.  She quickly gets on her knees to pleasure Banderas with a knob job and some light face fucking.  The action quickly intensifies with Pepper giving Banderas a hard ride on his pipe via cowgirl.  The titty bouncing by Pepper is classic jerk material, as Pepper continues to take Banderas’ pipe. The scene continues to elevate as Banderas pipes Pepper on all fours and gives her a thorough pounding. The action remains consistent throughout the entire scene and will entertain viewers.  Marco wraps things up with a facial on to Pepper.

Sex Tags:  Blowjob, Cowgirl, Spoon, Missionary, Doggystyle, Facial

Missy Vega, a Latin girl of mixed race is up next.  Strangely enough, the DVD artwork makes her looke white rather than Latin.  Nevertheless, Missy gets on the floor and pleases her mope with a wet blowjob.  Missy sports a sexy lingerie outfit with a matching G-string that teases us as she works on her partner.  Additionally, Missy gets the added benefit of getting her box licked before being pounded both doggy and missionary.  Unlike previous performers, Missy’s partner gives it to her hard and raw and rarely gives it to her easy. Missy and her mope deliver a hardcore scene full of dirty fucking that’s highly enjoyable.  The scene ultimately comes to a close with a pop shot to Missy’s face.

Sex Tags:  Blowjob, Pussy Eating, Doggystyle, Missionary, Choking, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Facial

Stephanie Cane, the cutie on the top left hand side of the DVD is last up.  Stephanie has a tight and toned body that’s ready for ravishing.  Stephanie is paired with a mope of higher standards, as he pleases Stephanie with some of his pussy eating skills.  Stephanie returns the favor with a skillful blowjob that’s full of hand job and deep throat action. The sex starts strong with Stephanie on her back, with her legs spread and getting stuffed via missionary.  The hard pounding includes some choking and leads Stephanie to her first orgasm.  The sex begins to taper off even though our mope can fuck non-stop, but at a certain point, Stephanie begins to lose interest.  Stephanie even utters, “You can fuck forever, can’t you?”  All in all, a great scene by Stephanie and her co-star that drips of hot sex and sweat.

Sex Tags: Pussy Eating, Blowjob, Fingering, Missionary, Choking, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Spoon, Doggystyle, Facial

Special Features:  Exquisite does little to include bonus features and only supplies us with two trailers: Charlie Shein’s Vegas Pornstar Party and Justice League of Pornstar Superheroes; cumshot recap, and a photo gallery.

Audio/Video Quality:  Audio is presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo and has little to no range and dynamic separation.  Dialogue is minimal and mainly consists of moans, which are clearly heard with the stereo soundtrack.  Video is presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen using the MPEG-2 codec and output at 480i resolution.  Video quality and lighting is stronger than my previous Exquisite review, which had flat video quality and lacked color depth and accurate flesh tones.

Final Thoughts:  Teen Spermaholics is a strong gonzo title from Exquisite Media.  The budget title lacks star power, but does very well with three highly entertaining scenes.  Production value is what ultimately hurts the title, as the sets are cheaply designed and male talent is non-existent, except for Marco Banderas making a rare appearance.  Ultimately, the ladies are sexy, the sex is hot, and the product delivers.  However, Exquisite does have room to improve by adding special features and pouring more money into their wall to wall gonzo titles.  Recommended


Alexander 'Ebert of Smut' E.

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