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All-American Cheerleaders 1

Studio: Good Night Media » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/4/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

All-American Cheerleaders 1

Good Night Media

Genre: Cheerleaders

Director: Lee Roy Myers and Paul Woodcrest

Cast: Kristina Rose, Rocco Reed, Melanie Rios, Brian Street Team, Lexi Diamond, Jordan Ash, Katie St. Ives, Anthony Rosano, Brooklyn Lee, Mr. Pete

Length: 149:48 minutes

Kristina Rose

Dates of Production: 11/20/2010, 11/23/2010, 2/13/2011 (typo on credits suggesting 2010)

Extras: There was a pop shot compilation, a photogallery, two box covers (the other to the Katy Pervy parody) and some website info.

Condoms: Yes

Melanie Rios with Brian

Audio/Video Quality: All-American Cheerleaders 1 was presented in 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by directors Lee Roy Myers & Paul Woodcrest for Good Night Media. This was a standard definition project displayed in the MPEG-2 codec, the video bitrate hovering around the 5.2 Mbps area when I checked it out a few times during the movie, the lighting solid in all the scenes and no grain or video noise as a result. The composition of the shots and mix of varying angles helped it as did the balance between close ups and medium shots, but the lack of contextual long shots did impact the production. The editing worked for me okay as well as the thematic approach, the cheerleader theme a popular one even before the late, great Jim Holliday popularized it so many times in the past. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with 192 Kbps aural bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate, the limited separation between the channels and modest dynamic range about standard for this type of production. The vocals were always plain enough and I could hear all that was said, albeit on a basic level, and the music was decent enough for the mix.

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Lexi Diamond with Jordan

Body of Review: Lee Roy Myers is best known as an award winning director of porn parodies, his company called Good Night Media. Rather than keep churning out variations of the same old thing (in his case, parodies), he has begun to team up with others to make a pretty diverse catalog of titles including the subject of this review, All-American Cheerleaders 1. Keeping in mind that cheerleaders are a fantasy for almost every man alive (and I’ve enjoyed them in porn from as far back as the original “Debbie Does Dallas” and “High School Memories” before finding a multitude of thematic winners from Jim Holliday), I figured that even with just a touch of thought, the show would be a winner for me too. In that sense, it was fun to watch and the sex was as engaging as expected, no doubt thanks to the efforts of the lovely ladies such as Kristina Rose, Katie St. Ives, and Melanie Rios. The back cover described the movie like this: “You have never seen cuter and sluttier girls than these All-American Cheerleaders. Find out what is really going on under their short skirts and behind their pom-poms. Prepare for some deep co-ed pussy-pounding! Give me an X! Give me an X! Give me an X! What's that spell? XXX Cheerleader Action!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that some condoms were used for those still interested:

Katie St. Ives with Anthony

Scene One: Kristina Rose, the all natural Latina featured on the left portion of the front cover, was up first in full cheerleader regalia, ready to pounce on Rocco Reed in the locker room. She gave her newest cheer and then showed him her other special talent, (“Hut Hut In The Butt!”), the sexual tryst including oral, vaginal, and yes, some anal sex as well where the foxy young brunette actively rode his pecker with a sense of abandon once he ate her tightly trimmed snatch. Kristina was playful and might have overdone the moaning a bit but as always, she delivered with lots of eye contact and energy, her enthusiasm always impressive. The weakness of the scene was due to the manner in which Rocco jerked off to her sweet ass cheek, his spunk not swallowed or delivered by her own hand.

Brooklyn Lee with Pete

Scene Two: Melanie Rios, the fetching young lass seen featured on the right side of the cover, was up next in her own cheerleader outfit as mascot moper Brian Street Team promised her he would take care of her “tutoring” in perhaps the lamest fashion imaginable before he started in on warming her up orally and with his hands. As a mope, Brian is not the worst of the pack but Melanie deserved better, her lithe little body all juiced up and ready to go once his pecker came out to play. He ate her and she reciprocated, the active vaginal riding and taste testing such that it enhanced the movie. As expected, it finished up when he rubbed out a wad of genetic juice to her face, some post coital taste testing and her smile making it all worthwhile.

Scene Three: Lexi Diamond, a sweet looking brunette babe in cheerleader attire, was up next in a bathroom with moper Jordan Ash, the guy looking old enough to be her father. She dispensed with the small talk and told him she wanted him right then, jumping all over him to start them kissing. This led to her dropping to her knees to slob his knob, the playful little tune she played working nicely despite the anachronism of his age compared to hers. He then orally reciprocated and they screwed vaginally in a few positions, her perfect shorn snatch looking very tasty even if she was only an active rider when she was on top of him. The scene closed up when he unleashed a modest amount of population pudding on her face, the post coital head given not lasting nearly enough.

Scene Four: Katie St. Ives, a very pretty gal with amazing eyes, was up next as she was berated by math teacher/coach Anthony Rosano in a generic classroom. His nod to an ancient music video aside, the transition from motivating coach to sex crazed asshole upon her offer of sex for a grade seemed too quick but given her desirability I went along with it. She dropped down to aggressively inhale his pecker, looking up at him when she wasn’t channeling her inner whore. The sheer passion of her oral was amazing and use of hand to gland friction added to the mix before he ate her out. The couple then moved to do some vaginal penetration positions, some minor taste testing leading to her looking up at him while he tossed out some spunk onto her face and neck.

Scene Five: Brooklyn Lee, a curvy lady who appeared to be a bit old for her role but still most fuckable, was up last on a black couch with kicker Mr. Pete. She goofed on him and soon settled for him as all she was going to get for the day, sucking him off with a decent level of skill before he tapped her pussy with his rod. Pete then ate her out and repeated the process of hammering away at her, Brooklyn embracing her role and bouncing on cock until he beat off some spew to her bent over ass.

Summary: All-American Cheerleaders 1 by directors Lee Roy Myers and Paul Woodcrest for Good Night Media lacked some of the polish their works for other companies have had but the theme was solid and the casting of the ladies decent enough, meriting a rating of Recommended for the levels of strokability, replay value, and overall quality. In short, All-American Cheerleaders 1 may not be the best movie released by the company but it was a worthy addition to their current mix, perhaps some more build up to the trysts in the form of tease and/or better context shots enhancing future volumes so give it a look.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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