Extras: The first disc included a cast list, a web trailer, and some websites, mentioning what was on the second disc. The second disc also had a cast list but included some filmographies, trailers and a 151:41 minute long Behind the Scenes feature with a lot more interview material, Bella and Aiden interacting with the cast, and more insight into the movie being made. While some of the BTS was additional sexual material, there was a lot of interviewing as well, making this even more appealing to fans of the cast.
Lexi Belle and Tori Lux
Audio/Video Quality: Belladonna’s Dirty Panties was presented in the usual 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Aiden Riley for Evil Angel in a standard definition release using the MPEG-2 codec with 480 resolution. As expected, the mixed level of lighting resulted in some grain and video noise, the creative team behind the project focusing on raw energy and kink over technical superiority, most of the scenes looking unpolished and rough. Still, the action was clear enough and fetish fans will find the sheer amount of kinky fuck for the buck to be enough to largely compensate for the technical limitations that still remain. The camera angles were a mixed batch and the video bitrate hovered in the high 4.4 Mbps area when I spot checked it, nothing out of the ordinary for the company but it did not look nearly as harsh as some of the smaller fetish companies either. In any case, the audio was presented in a similar fashion with a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in the usual 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate) offering that sounded hollow with no separation between the channels and no music to bore you with. Still, it was not significantly worse than most gonzo titles out at this time, the sonic portion less important to most fans than the visuals.
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Lily LaBeau and Kimberly Kane
Body of Review: Belladonna and husband Aiden Riley have been co-directing various porn titles for Evil Angel for years now, often providing a stark alternative to formulaic corporate porn. Rather than stick with a single sexual theme as others do, Belladonna explores all sorts of nasty (but fulfilling) sex, the latest title coming in for review being the lesbian themed Belladonna’s Dirty Panties. The idea that women could be just as hot, if not hotter, working each other over in thongs and panties as they worked up a sweat is nothing new but Belladonna again makes the genre her own by means of excellent casting and her vivid imagination. Starring babes like Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Kimberly Kane, Lily LaBeau, and several others, the smoldering hot panty fetish action was sweet.
Lou Charmelle and Sammie Rhodes
The company website described the title like this: “Evil Angel's queen of lesbian pornography, Belladonna, directs 10 beautiful, young babes who truly appreciate the wonderful stink of a sweaty pussy! In Dirty Panties, the director's cast of lovelies enjoys the powerful aroma that emanates from a woman's moist butt crack; they indulge this nasty obsession with lots of passionate panty tease, underwear-sniffing, foot worship and kissing. These are the type of adventurous girls who will shove a pair of panties deep inside their partner's vagina just so they can inhale the musky aroma of the juice-flavored undies. Sweet little Lexi Belle has a crotch-dampening roll in the sack with tattooed girlfriend Tori Lux; they suck toes and mess up each other's panties. Newly brunette Kimberly Kane and spunky blonde Lily LaBeau interrupt their workout session to explore their wakening olfactory fetish, breathing in the rarified air from unwashed cunts and sucking the panels of one another's sheer underthings. And Sinn Sage and Kristina Rose have a giggling, fully-clothed rasslin' match that accelerates into a nude, panty-slurping grindfest. Dirty Panties is an extended two-disc set that includes behind-the-scenes footage and a solo underwear masturbation scene with Belladonna herself, to satisfy the true panty pervert. When it comes to unpredictable girl-on-girl perversion, it smells like Bella has a corner on the market!” Here’s a very brief look at the cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Kristina Rose and Sinn Sage
Scene One: Alexis Texas, the curvy blond hotty featured on the front cover, and her sweet brunette counterpart shown nearby, Ann Marie Rios, were up first in a workout sequence. They were in a barren room and wearing some tight booty shorts, stretching and trying out various positions to get fit. One of the devices used was that late night cable thing that looks like you are jerking someone off (and please don’t tell me that if you’ve ever seen it the thought hasn’t occurred to you) and Alexis really looked good shaking it about. Otherwise, Ann was in charge most of the time as the lengthy tease footage led to Alexis licking Ann’s titty which led to Ann reciprocating further. The rug munching and caresses were full of chemistry, some foot fetish action included before the scene ended a little after the 50 minute mark of the show.
Scene Two: Lexi Belle, still one of the absolute cutest ladies in porn these days, was up next with another cutie, Tori Lux, as the two enjoyed some time at a public beach. They wore sexy bikinis and frolicked about in the surf, an abrupt edit showing them wrestling on a mattress as their actions took a more sexual turn. The foot fetish, rug munching, and panty play was extensive, the fun factor even higher in this scene than the last. There was some light choking but the two adored each other and it showed, the scene closing out around the 94 minute mark.
Scene Three: Kimberly Kane, without all the makeup she usually wears, and similarly prepared babe Lily LaBeau, were up next running up and down stairs to get some exercise. They wore loose fitting shirts and generic shorts, stretching in the studio before their aromatic states could go no further without being addressed. They began sniffing each other’s panties and crotches, transitioning into eating each other out anally as well as vaginally but showing a devotion to their juice soaked panties all along. The scene was very appealing and ended around the 129 minute mark (the timing mentioned is to give fans an idea of the duration of the individual scenes).
Scene Four: Sammie Rhodes, a lean blond, and slightly curvier brunette Lou Charmelle, were up next on a mattress in their flimsy shirts and tight panties, no storyline used to lead into the lesbian action they began with. Lou appeared to be the sexual aggressor and they left their panties on while they fingered and licked for some of the scene, purring niceties at each other as they got off. As with the other scenes, I never got the impression that any of the ladies were going through the motions or portraying lipstick lesbians, Lou and Sammie stuffing panties in pussies before their mouths and engaging in foot fun along the way. Aside from the giving of wedgies with the panties, there was a serious attempt to show panty devotion by way of licking them too, the ladies always smiling as they catered to one another’s needs. The scene finished up around the 165 minute mark.
Scene Five: Sinn Sage, a lean and all natural brunette, was up last with curvier cutie Kristina Rose, her infamous ass always welcome in a porn scene according to the masses (let’s face it, Kristina’s booty is great!). The ladies were chilling on the mattress found on the floor, soon wrestling with each other as their clothing fell to the wayside, leaving them in shiny panties as they felt each other up and savored their various olfactory scents such as armpits and asses, pussies and boobs. They appeared to have similar amounts of chemistry as the other pairings, a factor in making this such a well received movie, chemistry or at least a physical connection relating to desirability always a plus in porn. There was also a lack of penetrative action yet again, the absence of toys marking this as a welcome rarity in an industry so fond of shoving the largest toy possible as a means of “proving” the ladies were having some fun. The scene ended just before the 208 minute mark for those keeping track.
Scene Six: Belladonna was up last on the second disc as the only formal scene delegated to the disc, her solo masturbation sequence on a bed showing her getting her fill of a wide variety of thongs and panties, tearing some mesh booty shorts up as she rubbed a few orgasms out. It only lasted 13:34 minutes but I was still glad to see Belladonna, as hypersexually charged as she is, join in albeit in a limited manner.
Summary: Belladonna’s Dirty Panties by director Aiden Riley for Evil Angel was well above average for the genre, capturing all sorts of imaginative exploits of a top notch cast getting freaky in ways that provided serious replay value and strokability, the lack of genetic juice and population pudding not harming it in the slightest so I rated it as Highly Recommended. In short, Belladonna’s Dirty Panties showcased a variety of talent such as Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Lexi Belle, Lily LaBeau, and others as they each provided a dedicated look at lesbian sex involving working up a sweat in various forms of sexy underwear. This might not appeal to everyone but frankly, even as a niche product it had a lot of mainstream porn appeal for me, marking it as a very solid release from Belladonna and Aiden. If you’re a fan of any of the ladies in the cast, you should consider this a “must have” for your collection too, the BTS footage on disc two containing a wealth of material you’ll be extremely happy with, though I question what appeared to be the tacked on Belladonna scene on the second disc (it was a solo scene and did not fit the others given she had no partner, lasting under 14 minutes too; it would have been just as interesting as a great extra as part of the show).
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