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Desperate MILFs & Housewives 12

Studio: Pink Visual Productions » Review by Rob Perez » Review Date: 8/14/11

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Gonzo, Mature, MILF, Wives

Director: ??

Cast: Julie Robbins, Sierra Snow, Dani Nixx, Mrs. Philmore

Audio/Video: Audio was fair to good. Video quality was fair.

Length: 1 hours, 41 minutes

Release Date: 7/22/11

Extras: Extras include over 10 Pink Visual trailers, slide show, PV Mobile, a five minute long striptease sequence featuring Alexis Silver, behind the scenes from Dani Nixx’ scene, and a bonus scene featuring Alexis Silver from Monster Cock Junkies 10.

Condoms: No

Overview: There are only three positive things I can say about this DVD. It was fairly short for film. Alexis Silver’s striptease in the bonus features reminds me of how much I miss watching this lovely Brit babe. And the bonus scene starring Alexis Silver is the only scene worth watching. Man, can that lady fuck. The four scenes that make up this DVD, which I suspect were kept in a vault and not seen in years, should have stayed locked up and never viewed again by the public. Usually, you want to show your best scenes that have never been seen before and package them in a hot compilation. This title features the worst of the worst in the Pink Visual library.

Scene 1 Sierra Snow

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Two guys are talking, one a wimpy looking white guy, the other a pretty well built black repo man. Repo man wants to take his car from wimpy for lack of payment. Wimpy has nothing to offer so repo man suggests letting him bang wimpy’s wife. Wimpy is reluctant but has no choice. In walks Sierra Snow, a very cute young wife who is pissed that wimpy has basically offered her goodies to the repo guy. She does what she has to do because it’s actually her car about to be repossed. Repo guy orders wimpy to stay and watch. Yep, it’s a cuckold scene, one of my least favorite genres in porn. Sierra actually has a great body and can fuck but the whole scene is ruined by the two guys constantly talking—repo guy tormenting Sierra’s husband and wimpy guy yelling, to deaf ears, what not to do to his wife. Also a major turn-off, the camera’s constant close-ups of wimpy guy and what I couldn’t help but notice but repo guy looking at Sierra’s husband while he’s banging her. I’ve only skimmed past a few cuckold scenes so I’m not familiar with how they work but I’m guessing this is standard. But why stare down at a guy when you’re banging a really cute girl? To me, porn should always be about the girl; this is why I avoid stuff like this. Wish I had known about this before requesting this title.

Scene 2 Dani Nixx

Yay! Another cuckold scene. Two scenes I would never watch for any other reason but I’m stuck with reviewing. Dani Nixx is an attractive girl and a girl who would nicely fit in the MILF/Housewife role. Here she is being the pissed off bride as her man just offered her up to someone else. Why exactly? I honestly can’t remember. Is that really important for you cuckold purists? The point is, it’s another scene very similar to the previous one, with a lot of trash talking, humiliation, questioning the other guy’s manhood while the wimpy husband just sits there and takes it all. Dani is more vocal than Sierra was in trashing her man but even that gets annoying. Anyway, Dani gets banged, her scene partner gets off on her and Dani’s husband gets pissed off. Another cuckold scene that was 25 percent about the girl, 75 percent about the two dudes.

Scene 3 Julie Robbins

Here’s where I first suspected these scenes were made years ago. I’ve been watching Pink Visual films since the beginning and remember when their stuff was taped on video, not film. And the hairstyles on the two guys—one a short-cropped blonde dude the other a ridiculously long haired douchebag—reeks of early 2000’s. The first five minutes are of the guys talking in the car, on their way to meet up with Julie Robbins. She’s waiting for them at her place and the three get down to business fairly quickly. This scene is lackluster at best, with nothing much to report on. Just a standard, g/b/b scene that falls flat. Nothing to masturbate to here.

Scene 4 Mrs. Philmore

Pretty much the only scene that was any good was the final scene as we see a young, 19 year old guy on his way to meet an older chick he met online. He finds Mrs. Philmore and she’s surprised by how young he looks. Mrs. Philmore isn’t a bad looking older female and does a nice job playing up her cougar role. They head back to the hotel and she immediately goes down on him. She removes her clothing and lets her young fuck toy do what he wants. He bangs away at her with Mrs. Philmore enjoying every second his young hard cock is in her hairy wet pussy. Mrs. Philmore really doesn’t do much as she just allows him put her in various position, fucking her good until he spews his hot load on her tits. This scene is classic MILF Seekers, one of PV’s best lines and should’ve been placed on there instead of being packaged up with these poorly made scenes.

Conclusion: Pink Visual normally bats near a thousand when it comes to their releases, so there will be the occasional miss. This one never should have made it in the ballpark’s parking lot field. Skip This, there simply isn’t anything worth getting excited over.

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