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Halloween XXX Porn Parody


Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by Bill The Hobbyist » Review Date: 8/16/11



XCritic's Advice: XCritic Pick

Halloween XXX Porn Parody

Release Date: September 15, 2011

Running Time: 2:07

Condoms: None

Produced By: Stuart Wall

Director: Jim Powers

Cast: Andy San Dimas, Bill Bailey, Britney Amber, Chris Strokes, Jessy Jones, Lexi Belle, Lily LaBeau, Marcus London, Raven Alexis & Seth Gamble

About The DVD

Based on the original move, Smash Pictures recreates a superb version in every aspect. The write up for the movie best tells the stroy in what you will enjoy to its fullest. It says: It was on Halloween night that a young Michael Myers inexplicably slaughtered his slutty older sister (Raven Alexis). Fifteen later, he escapes a mental hospital and returns home. Spotting a scholarly looking teenager, Laurie (Lily Labeau), the deranged psychopath Michael lusts after her and stalks her. Finding her trampy friends, Annie (Andy San Dimas) and Lynda (Lexi Belle) engaging in carnal acts with their boyfriends on Halloween eve, just as his sister did years ago, sets Michael off. While her friends are off engaging in sex acts and getting killed, the responsible Laurie is at home babysitting. Unable to reach her friends by phone, Laurie becomes suspicious and walks across the street to Annie's darkened house and comes fact to face with Michael Myers himself.

Opening Comments

I have watched many parodies, take offs and recreations of mainstream movies, but very few deliver in the content of the story, script, sets, graphics, acting and sex that flows so naturally with each moment as “Halloween XXX Porn Parody”. This movie is not just your average “XXX Porn Parody”, but it is a movie in itself that will keep your attention during every moment and at times wondering what will happen next. If you enjoy porn with a script, mainstream video quality, fantastic acting and fucking great sex, then this is one you will enjoy. The movie even plays out its entirety. Smash Pictures, puts a different and unique twist as it has over ten minutes of the ending story part of it all, even after the last sex scene.

Raven Alexis & Seth Gamble

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Halloween 1996, when Michael Myers slaughters his sister

As things get under way, Raven responds very strong as she has her pussy eaten and returns the favor with very aggressive cock sucking that would bust anyones nut in a heartbeat. Taking a unbelievable pounding in doggie and being treated to a finger in her ass at the same time she then moves from one position to the other and never misses a beat. Pounding hard on his cock in cowgirl, she continues right to the end as one fantastic wild fuck and taking a load of cum into her open mouth. Yes, Raven does deliver one wild fuck and will have you jerking off from beginning to end.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Spooning, Cowgirl, Cum In Mouth

Britney Amber & Marcus London

Britney Amber and Marcus London arrive to transport Michael

Britney’s scene shot inside a car, put no limitations on what this young lady can do in performing sexually. Starting off making out, she then exposes her great tits for boobie play and nipple sucking that any of us would love to do. From having her pussy eaten to great cock sucking as she takes a finger fucking at the same time, will have you reaching for the lube more than once. Great vocal response as she fucks hard from one position to the other and some unbelievable shots while riding cowgirl, gives you constant excitement during the entire scene. To make sure there is no cum splattered on the seats, she takes his load with a wide open mouth and swallows every drop down.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Cum In Mouth, Swallow

Andy San Dimas & Bill Bailey

Andy San Dimas and Bill Bailey trying to get Lily LaBeau to join in on a threesome. When it did not work, it did not keep them from having there own fun.

Not only is Andy San Dimas, fantastic in playing a variety of roles, but she always delivers them so naturally. Playing her character perfect as a dirty little slut, she brings on a sex scene that is so realistic and strong as she flows from one aspect to the other, she will have you stroking away from the moment it starts. From her sweet boobies and suckable nipples to stuffing her panties in her mouth, she will not only have your woody strong, but have you shooting your first load watching. Lots of dirty talk while she has her asshole licked and takes a hard finger fucking, enhances every moment of her scene more and more. Orally, very aggressive with hard cock sucking, face fucking and tea bagging, Andy covers it all. Fucking powerful in every position with not only a natural flow from one to the other, but watching her body movements quivering in response, will be busting your nut once again. Andy, brings a phenomenal scene to an end, with a load of cum placed on her stomach, follow by running her fingers through it and licking them clean.

Positions: Oral, Doggie, Cowgirl, Missionary, Spooning

Lexi Belle & Jessy Jones

With nobody else in the house. Lexi Belle and Jessy Jones have one hell of a fuck with each other.

One thing I love about Lexi Belle, is that no matter what character role she is cast in, she not only always plays it strong, but with perfection. A horny, dirty girl, with a bit of a selfish bitch is what she plays out and holds her character right though and even after the sex has ended. A fantastic natural lead in, playing it a bit rough and starting with some fucking hot dry humping, goes on to exciting sucking and fucking delivered so well. Sucking cock with lots of licking, spit and deep throating will have you wishing it was your cock she was working over. Having her pussy eaten and her sweet pussy lips sucked on had her squirming and jolting in response. From being slammed hard in missionary to driving hard on his cock in cowgirl, the excitement and energy delivered was second to none. Bringing her romp to an end she takes a load of cum on her stomach and had my load shooting all over the screen at the same time.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Cowgirl, Spooning

Lily LaBeau & Chris Strokes

Not realizing the guy under the sheet was actually, Michael Myers. Lily LaBeau, has a fuck with the boogie man.

Having sex with her partner covered in a sheet as a ghost had to be a challenge for Lily in at times in keeping a strait face, but she performed her scene so well with unique excitement and energy. Following some masturbation and not being able to resist his cock, she literally dives onto it with with strong sucking, licking and deep throating. Riding high in reverse cowgirl, gives some great shots of her pussy being rammed by his cock and you will enjoy the same as she is pounded in doggie. When, riding cowgirl and taking a finger in her ass, it was so hot, I busted my nut twice back to back watching it. Non stop powerful sex and a just as powerful ending as she opens her mouth wide for his load and swallows in down.

Positions: Masturbation, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Doggie, Cum In Mouth, Swallow

The Ending

Be sure to watch every final moment, to see how it all ends.

Extras

Audio & Video: The overall quality was fantastic with giving you those true moments of the movie.

My Final Thoughts

Smash Pictures, Producer: Stuart Wall and Director: Jim Powers did a great job in developing, creating and shooting “Halloween XXX Porn Parody”. They enhanced it’s strength even more by putting together a phenomenal cast in delivering each moment and driving this dvd right to the top. It is not often you get every aspect so flawless and at the level of mainstream movies. But, Smash Pictures has now set that standard for others to follow. One of the strongest cast I have ever watched in a Parody and each should be commended on there commitment, acting skills and sex. With all that is delivered in “Halloween XXX Porn Parody”, it easily archives that level of being and “XCritic Pick”. “Halloween XXX Porn Parody’, releases on September 15, 2011, so get your copy pre-ordered today, so you can enjoy it from the moment it comes out.


 



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