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Miss Teen Strap America

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/2/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Miss Teen Strap America

Evil Angel/Joey Silvera Video

Genre: Female Domination, Pegging, F>M Anal, Teen Women

Director: Joey Silvera

Cast: Heather Starlet, Holly Michaels, Gabriel D’Alessandro, Jessie Andrews, Vin Deacon, Giselle Leon (Lexi Brooks), Shay Golden, Christian XXX, Beverly Paige, Deviant Kade

Length: 196:42 minutes

Holly Michaels and Heather Starlet with Gabriel

Date of Production: 2011

Extras: The extras were light this time, including a cast list, five photogalleries, filmographies, a popshot recap, and some websites but no trailers as advertised on the front cover (other than a generic one for the company website).

Condoms: Some (on dildos)

Jessie Andrews with Vin

Audio/Video Quality: Miss Teen Strap America was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel in the usual standard definition MPEG-2 codec with 480 resolution. Thanks in large part to decent lighting and a relatively limited amount of moving around with the camera, there was little grain or video noise in the movie, few compression artifacts to be seen. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were decent. Like many of the director's at Evil Angel, Joey seems to prefer concentrating on capturing the raw energy over giving the viewer technical perfection, the end results sometimes varying considerably. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio (at 192 Kbps) was presented in the usual stereo English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.

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Giselle Leon (aka: Lexi Brooks) with Gabriel

Body of Review: Joey Silvera is one of the kinkier directors whose directing efforts are distributed by Evil Angel, his interest in transsexuals and fetish niches admittedly placing him outside the mainstream of my own interests at times. His latest release making it my way is called Miss Teen Strap America, the usual dynamic of ladies boning males once again explored with a great cast of ladies (the men still not as high in quality) but adding that the women were younger this time (a role reversal since men tend to dominate teens in porn). For the newcomer, the series brings women of all types into the company of men that like a little something extra in their sexual exploits, primarily a strap on dildo pounding away at their asshole. Some of the best women in these role playing scenarios are those that are doing it for the first time (at least their first time on camera) and the biggest weakness is that only a small number of men, typically third or fourth tier mopes, are willing to play along. The new kink this time focused on the ladies being much younger than usual, the idea that teens could persuade or otherwise bone the mopes so hard coming across as a welcome addition to the related “Strap Attack” series so I hope it continues.

Shay Golden

The company website described the movie like this: “Kooky porn iconoclast Joey Silvera presents "Miss Teen Strap America," a special edition of his blockbuster pegging series "Strap Attack." Six of Joey's perverse young ladies wear menacing, crotch-mounted dildos to turn the porn tables, demanding anal submission from their male partners! Naturally stacked cutie Holly Michaels teaches her boyfriend what real fucking is all about, with the help of blonde professional Heather Starlet. The two sweet girls anally double-team the hapless fellow using their big strap-on tools. After a mind-blowing prostate workout, Holly jacks him off onto his belly, then scoops up his semen and feeds her compliant butt-boy a humiliating snack. All-American slut Jessie Andrews comes to Vin Deacon's house to dog-sit his pets, but she ends up making her employer roll over and beg. Jessie buries her plastic bone deep in Mr. Deacon's ass and gives the bald stud a lesson in sexual obedience. Giselle Leon is a sultry, bratty brunette who gets off on bossing boys around. This haughty bikini bitch tosses orders at her ex-boy toy Gabriel; annoyed by his constant come-ons, she shapes him up with a butt-pounding dose of strap-on discipline. Blonde tart Shay Golden satisfies her aggressive urges on beefy Christian, and all-natural, hugely buxom BBW Beverly Paige pegs her male victim using an appropriately oversized fake dong. Pussy-boy suffers ass-to-mouth domination and a stinging round of leather butt whipping! In an ass-wrecking pageant like "Miss Teen Strap America," the young ladies wear the pants ... and wield the weapons!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used on dildos for those still interested:

Beverly Paige with Kade

Scene One: Heather Starlet, the blond featured on the center of the front cover, was up first as a trained professional trying to assist fellow cover girl brunette, Holly Michaels, how to dominate her loser of a man in Gabriel D’Alessandro. In the right angles, Heather still looks a bit like a young Jennifer Garner but with the added appeal of her slutty behavior, her fleshier pal Holly only demure until the ladies were slamming him hard up the ass with their strap on dildos. Yeah, they made him go oral and they teased him with some handiwork to enhance the proposition, their blowjobs leading to him getting ass fingered though the illusion was weakened by his immediate slobbing of their fake knobs so aggressively and skillfully. He also sucked lady ass and took their plastic peckers like he had too much experience, though the ladies were good sports in letting him have some pussy before he ate his own genetic juice out of Holly’s hand.

Scene Two: Jessie Andrews, the lady on the cover wearing a patriotic themed top, was up next as a dog sitter helping out with the mutts of Vin Deacon. They talked and she soon had her lips wrapped around his package and nuts, using multiple fingers to penetrate his asshole as he purred for more. She blew him a bit and rode his small cock actively but he was more into getting throated by her with her strap on dildo and enjoying some face sitting as she climbed aboard his head to smother him. It was surprising that she tossed his salad but her pounding penetrative skills were too slow, her potential not lived up to as of yet from what I could see. She got better with time and beat his meat with some help by Vin, cumswapping his population pudding with him once his balls were drained dry.

Scene Three: Giselle Leon (Lexi Brooks), was up next as she hung out by the pool in her neon pink top and cut off jeans while Gabriel D’Alessandro rubbed himself. He bothered her so she gave him some room to maneuver, her tiny tits out to play before she choked him. Her bitchy attitude was such that he had to suck her feet and then her ass once they went inside, her strap on dildo poised to make him her own once they did each other orally. She spit on him and fingered his ass, tossing his salad before more penetration with multiple fingers as he jerked himself off. Giselle seemed more at home than any of her peers when it came to planking her man, the gal taking a masturbation break with a wand vibrator before jumping on his cock to vaginally ride it. There was no chemistry between them though, she was doing this for pay without any doubt, her hand milking his pecker of spunk while the other fingered him to a frothy climax (that he ate).

Scene Four: Shay Golden, a cute blond wearing a tiara and street clothing, was up next as she walked around with her strap on dildo in plain view. Her top was lowered to reveal all natural tits and her sweet ass was clamped together by the strap device holding her “member”. She had an urge to merge as a dominant part of a relationship, just the type of gal that beefy muscle boy Christian XXX needed, the man coming from behind her to paw her before eating her out front and back. She reciprocated with a blowjob and ass licking, fingering him and slobbing his knob before some more hand to gland action led to her planking his backside. While she took it easy on him by going slowly, she went as deep as she could, breaking for some more blowjob action and a brief vaginal ride. She then ate his ass while fingering him, sharing his splooge orally with him once he came in what was the best scene of the show in most technical aspects.

Scene Five: Beverly Paige, the busty brunette seen on the lower right corner of the cover, was up last with fourth tier moper Deviant Kade, the gal wearing an animal print outfit as she brandished her small flogger. She was like a much heavier version of pop star Katy Perry, her fluffy curves the type that many associate with older mistresses rather than teen porn. Still, she played the role with confidence and Kade seemed at home with his tongue in her ass, some boob play leading to him proving he was as good a knob slobber as anyone else in the cast. She licked him a few times and flogged his ass, fingering him and using an expansive vibrator to warm him up for her strap on dildo advances. He did ATM with a degree of comfort few of his peers showed and she took him from an angle while spanking him some more, Beverly jerking him to completion and feeding him the semen as he lapped it up.

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Summary: Miss Teen Strap America by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel was not the most consistently heated set of trysts in the series, the chemistry between the performers intermittent, the skill level of the pegging not always great, and the general levels of heat modest but it was everything it advertised itself of being so I rated it as Recommended or better, depending on your own tastes in such things. In short, Miss Teen Strap America was a worthy effort of the series as far as bringing two distinctly different types of performers together, some of the first time ladies showing a lot of potential to make such female domination an interesting (and rewarding) sideline to their regular line of work if they are interested. Of particular noteworthy status to look for would be featured cuties Heather Starlet and Holly Michaels but all the ladies fit their roles pretty well this time.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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