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Anchorman A XXX Parody


Studio: New Sensations » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 9/5/11


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

Anchorman A XXX Parody stars Jack Lawrence in the role of Ron Burgundy, the egotistical seventies era San Diego newscaster made famous by Will Ferrell in the original Hollywood Anchorman, a film that’s understandably gone on to build itself a pretty solid cult following over the years. When the movie begins, Jack and his fellow newscasters – Dale DeBone, Anthony Rosano, and Eric Masterson – are lamenting how they’ve more or less bottomed out since moving to Los Angeles. In order to try and get their careers back into high gear and find themselves some top notch news casting positions, the crew have to team up with Veronica Corningstone (Tasha Reign) and her team of female newscasters made up of Dana DeArmond, India Summer, Aiden Starr, Dylan Ryan and Adriana Sephora. While Ron and the boys may still abide by the old adage that news casting is a man’s game, the ladies are doing a whole lot better than they are and maybe the guys could learn a thing or two about the business, and about boning, from the fairer sex.

Here’s the obligatory look at who fucks who and how they do it:

Scene One –Tasha Reign And Jack Lawrence: Jack takes Tasha back to his place for a little alone time. She lays back on the bed and he basically climbs on top of her before she spreads her legs and he goes down on her. She gets on all fours and sucks his cock and then flips over onto her side for a bit of spoon position pussy poking. They go at it from this angle for a while until she flips over onto all fours and he fucks her from behind, her big tits flopping around, and then she rolls over so that he can jerk off onto those aforementioned big tits. Not a bad way to start off the XXX content of the movie. Of course, both performers stay in character so there’s a sense of humor to a lot of this scene as well as to the other four on the disc, but that’s par for the course and it doesn’t take away from their respective pants tightening qualities.

Scene Two –Aiden Starr And Dale DaBone: After delivering a report, these two head away from it all for some private time (in the back of the news van!) that starts to get hot when Aiden takes down Dale’s pants and sucks his dick. He lays on his back and she rides him reverse cowgirl style, and then she gets down in front of him on all fours for a bit of doggy style play. From there she gets on her back for missionary style pump time, and she really seems to enjoy this angel, bucking her hips into Dale as he too starts to really get into the scene. He pulls out and ends a nice, steamy second scene by stroking himself onto her breasts.

Scene Three – Adriana Sephora And Dylan Ryan: How about a little blonde on blonde action? The mood hits these two curvy cuties right in the middle of the news room where they make good use of the desk and then the black leather couch in place of a bed. They take turns eating each other out and fingering each other, kissing a good bit and playing with their tits as well. It’s a fairly standard girl on girl scene but these two are obviously enjoying one another’s company and having fun, and the fact that it’s done completely ‘au natural’ and without any toys whatsoever will probably appeal to a certain demographic, this writer included, who dig such things.

Scene Four – Dana DeArmond And Eric Masterson: Dana and Eric head away from the rest of the team because, well, she’s horny. She takes his pants down and blows him, really getting as much of him down her throat as she can and taking her time with him, stroking her pussy as she sucks him right down to his balls. From there he bends her naked ass over and dives in face first, before fucking her pussy while she bends over standing up and rubs her clit. She rides him reverse cowgirl style and then she puts on his cowboy hat while he bones her spoon style. She gets on her knees and sucks his dick for a big facial finish, which seems to make both of them very happy.

Scene Five – India Summer And Anthony Rosano: Last but not least, India and Anthony find themselves away from the rest of the pack for a little while in the tape storage room and decide to make the most of it. She gets naked and drops to her knees and rubs his prick against her tits, and then they get down on the floor and she sits on his face for a bit before stroking him and moving into a sixty-nine. She rides him reverse cowgirl style and then they roll over onto their sides for some spooning. She gets on a chair and spreads’em wide and he enters her from the side, playing with her tits a bit, and then she flips over and he fucks her pussy from behind before pulling out and squirts onto her ass cheeks and back, ending the scene and basically the feature as well.

If you dig the original Anchorman movie you’ll probably have a good time with this one. The cast are all pretty good at parodying their silver screen inspirations (where applicable, obviously as some of the female characters in this version are brand new) and they all look good naked. The sex doesn’t get particularly kinky or original but it’s spirited and enthusiastic and there’s a good sense of humor behind all of this, making it a fun couples movie.

The Video:

Anchorman A XXX Parody movie is presented in a nice 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer that boasts good, lifelike color reproduction and strong detail levels throughout. There are some very minor mpeg compression artifacts evident in a few of the scenes but aside from that the disc is well authored, meaning that there are no problems with edge enhancement or aliasing. Sometimes the colors look to have been intentionally muted a little bit, to give the movie a sort of old sitcom look, but once you get used to it you won’t likely notice it and generally the picture does look very good here.

The Audio:

The movie sounds good in its English language Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo mix. The score, dialogue and ‘sounds of sex’ all come through loud and clear with nice channel separation and some fun directional effects. Bass response is tight and bouncy and the score in particular sounds very good. Levels are properly balanced and there are no problems with hiss or distortion to complain about. Overall, things sound great.

The Extras:

Extras on the first disc? Not a one, outside of scene selection and some nifty menu screens. On the second disc, however, New Sensations have included the ‘Party Version’ of the movie which is pretty much the same as the hardcore version, just with the explicit XXX content taken out. This brings the running time down to 28:41, so it’s considerably shorter, but hey, if you want to watch it with your mom or something, here it is. Aside from that, and probably of more interest to most viewers, is a Behind The Scenes featurette (27:40) that features some fun interviews with the cast and crew, with Lawrence staying in character as Ron Burgundy and the rest of the ‘news team’ following suit. Oddly enough, there isn’t actually any behind the scenes footage in here, just interviews, but they’re amusing enough that you’ll probably want to watch them if you enjoyed the feature. There’s also a Bonus Scene here that runs for twenty-seven minutes but features no credits. In this scene a very pretty brunette gets fucked in the office by a guy in a suit with a purple tie. She blows him, they go at it from a few different angles including some hot anal reverse cowgirl action, and he pulls out and gives her a big sloppy facial. Not sure who this girl is, but she’s a cute one, that’s for sure.

Closing out the extras on the second disc are some outtakes, a still gallery, a cum shot recap, company info, trailers for a dozen or so XXX Parody releases available from New Sensations, and some DVD-Rom accessible content.

Overall:

Anchorman A XXX Parody is just a fun fuck film that most will probably enjoy. The sex is steamy if not all that ground breaking and the performances completely enjoyable. The movie is well shot and the DVD offers up the feature in good quality with some decent extra features as well. Recommended.



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