Cast: Kelly Divine, Jynx Maze, Alexis Texas Non-sex role: John Stagliano
Length: 199:37 minutes
Date of Production: 2011
Extras: This single disc release had three trailers, a cast list, photogalleries, and filmographies. Given the length of the movie itself, there was enough strokable spank bank material to last a good, long time.
Audio/Video Quality: Buttman’s Stretch Class: Detention was presented in the improved 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director John Stagliano for Evil Angel in the MPEG-2 codec using 480 resolution. As noted previously, John has never displayed the overwhelming desire to show crystal clear visuals, preferring to focus his efforts on the kind of raw energy so few of his peers are as capable of providing. The levels of grain, video noise, and even pattern effects were okay this time and the action lost nothing due to the flaws on the technical side (the movie was still hot but the bitrate typically hovered around the 4.1 Mbps though it varied significantly at times), more attention paid to some of the lighting issues I’ve fussed about in the past. The composition of the camera angles showed some care put into them, making the ladies virtually always look their best, and this is the strength of John's directorial ability more than anything else (as a producer, he also tends to make fine selections of cast). The large amounts of tease and clothing play along with female masturbation efforts enhanced this one significantly, the nastiest the action got with John involving his hands or some face smothering. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio track (in 192 Kbps) was as basic as gonzo porn came be, with limited talking going on outside of John's own directions in the background. The cast could be heard moaning & groaning but this was definitely a limited selection based on audio quality.
Body of Review: John Stagliano is the director best known as “Buttman”, his career well known for how it popularized the gonzo format even before he branched off into forming Evil Angel. Over the years, his name has become associated with quality entertainment relating to tease, the gonzo shooting style, and a love of shapely female ass, many directors following in his footsteps building upon the basics that he established to the delight of fans all over the world. His latest title making it my way this week was Buttman’s Stretch Class: Detention , the latest in a series that I like so much, this time revisiting some of the best babes ever seen in a Buttman flick. The movie was a selection of three lengthy scenes dedicated to tease and anal play, the ladies given the freedom to enjoy themselves without male partners getting in the way. The amount of ass tease alone in the nearly three and a half hour flick was more than you will see in probably a dozen gonzo titles with variations of the terms used for ass so if you are in the market for a movie showcasing curvaceous young babes such as Jynx Maze, Alexis Texas, and Kelly Divine. The first thing that went through my mind when selecting this one was that it might be a compilation given the three babes were each featured previously in the series (one each in volumes 3,4, and 5) but even as a compilation I knew this was the crème of the crop, I just wanted to be sure either way.
The company website described the lengthy, single disc movie like this: “In "Buttman's Stretch Class: Detention," ass-obsessed director John Stagliano assigns three of his most alluring, sexually delinquent students to further flex their bodies, orifices and dirty minds. Voluptuous Kelly Divine, perky Jynx Maze and impossibly ass-blessed Alexis Texas return to Mr. Stagliano's classroom - his California beach home - to preen, pose and explore their incredible bodies using big anal toys, vibrators, speculums, clamps, clothespins and lots of imagination. Bratty, busty Kelly bends over and lets Buttman measure the amazingly deep cleft of her booty cheeks. Kelly tugs at the nipples of her big jugs and fits a giant vibrating wand inside her rectum. Several lewd sex toys later, Kelly's gaping asshole has learned an important lesson: "Always Be Opening!" Next, round-assed bad girl Jynx torments her pert, natural titties with suction devices and pinching clothespins. The tanned, young beauty pulls her bunghole wide for Buttman's camera. She extends her abused nipples using the teacher's medieval stretching apparatus and masturbates her holes with an ever-larger series of buzzing toys. Last, sweetly ditzy Alexis brings her titanic ass back to school, wearing skintight spandex and driving Buttman crazy. He shoves his face in her warm crack, inhaling deeply. Alexis licks her manicured toes and gets off on stuffing her massive butt with foreign objects. The sincere, selfless goal of this inventively erotic showcase of feminine pulchritude is simply to help young ladies achieve their sexual best. The program works. But when girls act up, a little detention is the best training!” Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Kelly Divine, the thick redhead featured on the center of the front cover, has been popular for her shapely ass for years now. As such, she was up first and fans of gals with junk in the trunk will adore her and the antics she deployed here, starting off with John highlighting her in a colorful dress. He then used a metal ruler to measure the depth of her ass crack, the nearly hour long scenes giving plenty of time to expand upon the action she gave in the third volume of the series. He spanked her, sniffed her ass crack, allowed her to stay in her white thong for an extended period of time, and even gave more foot fetish action than usual. There were fewer changes in outfits this time, the toys including lots of anal and some pussy weights (as well as a labia spreading device that looked wicked), and the same level of heat provided in most volumes of the series as Kelly stuffed herself full of toys and used vibrators to get off by the end of the lengthy scene. If you like gals with what most might call a “few extra pounds” (I thought she was just fine), Kelly will wow you too.
Scene Two: Jynx Maze, the gorgeous Latina featured on the bottom of the front cover, was up next in a repeat performance to expand upon her antics from volume 5 in the series. She wore a tiny white crop top and neon pink leggings with a visible panty line, her “bad girl” status requiring her to do some detention time with John. They discussed her flexibility and John was soon stuffing his face in her ass crack, a bit of titty play involving suction devices as the duo checked out a variety of toys to use. Compared to her peers in the movie, she had the firmest looking ass, sacrificing only a bit of girth to achieve this state. It was cute how Alexis called on the phone to tie these scenes together, Jynx easily able to push some large toys inside of her pussy and ass before licking them clean. John was vocal in what he wanted as much here as elsewhere in the flick, serving as the representative of the audience wanting to see how far the gals would go. Jynx is definitely one of the industry stars worth seeing in anything these days, her enthusiasm and passion for play surpassing so many of her peers to make her stand out in the crowded field. The Lucite chairs were used in the scenes and Jynx’s ability to do all the usual anal tricks again superb. There were spreaders used and some foot fetish stuff too, multiple toys used to penetrate her at the same time as well.
Scene Three: Alexis Texas, the extremely popular blond featured on the top of the front cover in the neon yellow thong, was up last. She started off in a pink top and white stretch pants, her inclusion in the show helping to make it the best of the batch (so far I’m told!) with a performance rivaling the other two in this more recent performance (John and Alexis discussed her work in the fourth volume too; John glad she wore sheer pants this time over the jeans from before). They began outside the beach house this time, Alexis looking leaner than I’ve seen her of late, John sniffing happily like many others would like to do. John worshipped her ass as she slowly pulled down her pants to reveal the cover thong, some foot fetish action included along with a mirror (she kissed it a few times), and some solo work to boot included. The clear plastic chairs helped fuel my spank bank and they tried in vain to get her healthy ass into some rubber shorts. The resulting wedgie was fun and Alexis pranced around a bit, John measuring her ass crack depth (Kelly won) and then they looked over some toys to get her off with. Unlike the other two, Alexis did not try to go overboard using anal toys (or toys at all!), a small plug, a funny frog toy, and some glassware used to stretch her sweet little gape. She got off with the want too, cleaning things orally as she continued to masturbate seductively until her heart shaped ass was given some last screen time.
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Summary: Buttman’s Stretch Class: Detention by director John Stagliano for Evil Angel was a single disc extravaganza full of tons of tease, lots of toy use, and the kind of freedom from the usual porn formulas that worked for me in terms of replay value and strokability. I rated this as an Xcritic Pick given the strength of the cast, the quality of the tease, and the huge amounts of strokable “fun factor” so amply offered up this time, all three of the ladies providing a superior experience. For fans of Jynx Maze, Kelly Divine, and Alexis Texas this should be considered another completely “must have” production given how much footage each was allowed without the usual mopes ruining things (so there was no genetic juice or population pudding included), John’s devotion to ass and the female body shining through the entire time but never getting in the way of the ladies getting off. In short, Buttman’s Stretch Class: Detention, employed a lot of kink for ass lovers to appreciate, the three shapely young ladies all giving a show worth saving for many repeated viewings thanks to their enjoyment of the tease and toys. For the record, the three scenes were not the same footage displayed in previous volumes showcasing the ladies, each of them offering tremendous replay and stroke value for their legions of fans.
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