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Suck It Dry 9

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/21/11

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Suck It Dry 9: Special Set

Evil Angel

Genre: POV Blowjobs, Messy BJ’s

Director: Jonni Darkko

Cast: Adrianna Luna, Jonni Darkko, Chanel Preston, Winston Burbank, Inari Vachs, Prince Yahshua, Lily LaBeau, Lou Charmelle, Tiffany Brookes, Tori Lux, Brooklyn Lee, Heather Vahn, Shay Sights, Madison Ivy, Cassandra Cruz, Yuki Mori

Length: 284:06 minutes (143:35 minutes & 140:29 minutes)

Adrianna Luna

Date of Production: 2011

Extras: There were trailers, cumshot recap, a very helpful cast list, some filmographies, and websites. The second disc also had a 25:57 minute long bonus scene between Adrianna Luna and Winston Burbank but in all, given the length and quality of the movie, the extras were not as crucial this time.

Condoms: None

Chanel Preston

Audio/Video Quality: Suck It Dry 9 was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel. The MPEG-2 codec was used and the video bitrate seemed to hover around the 5.1 Mbps mark, the camera always managing to capture the action in point of view (POV) as the ladies slobbed knobs and stroked out large loads of genetic juice from the men. There was a “Darkko” company watermark as is increasingly common these days, the action typically kind of formulaic since the ladies were limited to POV angle blowjobs as part of the theme. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps audio bitrate, the ladies rarely talking a whole lot over the thumping background music mixed into the initial tease sequences.

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Inari Vachs

Body of Review: Jonni Darkko is one of the talented directors releasing titles at Evil Angel, his main claim to fame in recent years being his lengthy blowjob movies. His latest such title to make it my way is called Suck It Dry 9: Special Set, a series of 12 blowjobs (13 if you count the bonus hummer) by a wide variety of lovely performers including Chanel Preston, Brooklyn Lee, returning favorites Inari Vachs and Shay Sights, and a whole bunch of others (as listed above and below). Going into the production, I figured that this one would be less sloppy than his “Sloppy Head” series, my hunch proving correct in many cases though the sheer variety of quality hummers was enough to win me over time and again thanks to the copious amounts of suck for the buck the 5+ hour double disc production had to offer (if you count the well done bonus blowjob that is). In any case, the men did not get to tap ass or pussy here and the use of titty fucking was very limited compared to some of Jonni’s other titles but the focal point of the fast paced (yet still substantial) scenes was always on the ladies giving superior blowjobs to milk the genetic juice out of the balls of the guys (not to mention assisting home viewers with inspirational material to do likewise at home).

Lou Charmelle and Lily LaBeau

The company website described the action like this: “Director Jonni Darkko loves a good blow job. Who doesn't? But when it comes to capturing the wet, nasty oral skills of his female performers on video, Mr. Darkko is a first-rate master craftsman. The knob-bobbing footage in his double-disc release "Suck It Dry 9" includes 12 epic head jobs plus a bonus scene. Spanning nearly five hours, this BJ extravaganza features drooling, ball licking, throat fucking and gooey facial fun - POV-style - with an amazing selection of 13 of Porn Valley's most luscious and outrageous cocksuckers. It's a smorgasbord of killer oral action even by Jonni's standards. Anybody like blow jobbing blondes? Jonni's got cat-eyed Madison Ivy, stunning porn veteran Inari Vachs and sweet, all-natural Lily LaBeau, whose dick sucking three-way with dark-eyed French slut Lou Charmelle, ends in a creamy cum swap. Brunettes are represented by tanned, perky Tiffany Brookes, expert sword swallower Tori Lux and busty, ball-sucking MILF Shay Sights. We get an array of gorgeous Latinas: Adrianna Luna does what she does best in two separate scenes; spicy bottle-blonde Brooklyn Lee sucks two lucky guys in succession, then blows slobbery cum bubbles; dark brown beauty Cassandra Cruz and sultry supermodel Heather Vahn make their fellatios caliente. Watching all these stylish, cock-hungry whores work their mouth magic on big, hard man meat, then get splattered in messy sperm, is a tasty treat for any blow job lover. When these girls "Suck It Dry," they get very wet!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast but the action was very similar in each scene thanks to the selection of talented oralists so I’m not going to split hairs describing them all. Please note that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Tiffany Brookes

Scene One: Adrianna Luna, Jonni Darkko,

Scene Two: Chanel Preston, Jonni Darkko, Winston Burbank

Tori Lux

Scene Three: Inari Vachs, Prince Yahshua

Scene Four: Lily LaBeau, Lou Charmelle, Winston Burbank

Brooklyn Lee

Scene Five: Tiffany Brookes, Winston Burbank

Scene Six: Tori Lux, Jonni Darkko

Heather Vahn

Scene Seven: Brooklyn Lee, Jonni Darkko, Winston Burbank

Scene Eight: Heather Vahn, Winston Burbank

Shay Sights

Scene Nine: Shay Sights, Winston Burbank

Scene Ten: Madison Ivy, Winston Burbank

Madison Ivy

Scene Eleven: Cassandra Cruz, Jonni Darkko

Scene Twelve: Yuki Mori, Jonni Darkko

Cassandra Cruz


Yuki Mori


Adrianna Luna (bonus scene)

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Summary: Suck It Dry 9 by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel was clearly a winner with no low points to speak of, the sheer quality matching the quantity of blowjobs but done with enthusiasm and energy the likes competitors came only hope to match some day in a distant future. The standouts for me included Lily and Lou inhaling Winston (while also offering some lesbian action to spice things up), Chanel working out a major wad of population pudding, and Brooklyn throwing herself so completely into the effort that she deserved an award so I rated this double disc set as Highly Recommended. It was also strokable to see such established talents as Shay Sights and Inari Vachs back in action, their comebacks proving that like fine wine, they have aged excessively well, other ladies relying smartly enough on their youthful zeal to get the job done. In short, get Suck It Dry 9: Special Set is the kind of double disc movie that Jonni should be submitted for pre-nominations in various oral categories, most of the ladies literally blowing away the competition from the usual suspects (pun intended of course) so give this one some serious consideration if you adore half the cast as much as I do and want to see just how skilled they are at milking a nut in POV fashion.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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