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Lex The Impaler 7

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/22/11

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Lex the Impaler 7: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Interracial, Gonzo

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Lela Star, Lexington Steele, Franceska Jaimes, Angelina Valentine, Alanah Rae, Jada Stevens, Jacky Joy

Length: 226:07 minutes (120:24 minutes & 105:43 minutes)

Lela Star with Lex

Date of Production: 8/3/2011

Extras: The boilerplate extras were kind of generic, the 13:22 minute Behind the Scenes feature offering more sex, the trailers, the photogallery, the usual pop shot recap, helpful cast list, and director biography all welcome.

Condoms: None

Franceska Jaimes with Lex

Audio/Video Quality: Lex the Impaler 7 was presented in an anamorphically enhanced 1.78:1 widescreen color the movie was shot in by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video in the MPEG-2 codec used for standard definition releases (in 480 resolution). There was some variation in the lighting that added additional grain but I saw a few other issues as the camera kept an active stance at providing the best angles to showcase the ladies. The editing helped in this endeavor too with a movie as long as this one needing extra care to make sure that there is enough tease but also heated sexual antics, my initial impression being that this was a well rounded romp where virtually all the cast had a lot of fun. The bitrate was typically around the 4.3 Mbps mark, solid enough there were few compression artifacts, the aliasing minimal and given the length of the double disc offering, fans of Lex-inspired scenes should be very pleased even though the company watermark was highly visible. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals (there was some potential to do so here too). The dynamic range was also kind of generic, an area that seemed slightly better than previous efforts and an area that Jules could easily improve to make best use of the great many home theaters in the hands of porn fans everywhere.

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Angelina Valentine

Body of Review: Jules Jordan is one of the most impressive modern day success stories in the porn industry, the man working his way up from being a clerk at a porn store to owning one of the most profitable companies, Jules Jordan Video, around. His legion of fans appreciate that he includes a lot of tease, skimpy attire, and high end casting of the best available talent, his most recent release being the interracial Lex the Impaler 7: Special Edition. As expected, the six scenes on the two discs took plenty of time to showcase the ladies individual assets before each of them took on the powerful size of Lexington Steele. As expected, Jules provides the best work Lex has done all year, this time using a more varied cast of lesser known (though still skilled) performers compared to the previous volume released earlier this year. I was most enthusiastic about seeing Alanah Rae, Franceska Jaimes, and Lela Star, but all of the ladies were fuckable and whatever their previous attitudes towards huge black cock, none shied away this time, the subtitled “The Dark Knight Returns” seemingly quite apt. I expected each lady to do ride Lex as advertised (not all did anal however) but other than that, I went in with an open mind not an empty head. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Alanah Rae with Lex

Scene One: Lela Star, the lean young brunette featured on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up first and given the status of her previous projects, it could be argued that she was the biggest “name” of the ladies in the entire cast (at least a few years ago). She wore a blindfold and sexy lingerie as some music played, her tease session hampered a bit by some artistic looking visuals. Thankfully, the arty farty stuff one might expect at a particular contract laden company elsewhere was turned off when Lexington Steele entered the picture. He savored her body orally and soon placed his pecker by her mouth, Lela’s instincts honing in on it to start blowing him, her lithe young form poetry in motion as she continued to engage his boner orally as deeply as she could (both with and without her hand). The sheer girth of it spread her mouth in erotic fashion, Lex rewarding her efforts but stuffing his face between her ass cheeks to satiate his love of her great ass. Their personal chemistry was solid and she really threw herself into the action, the vaginal pounding simply awesome and even the anal better than ever expected for her first time with the guy. She even rode actively with him tearing up her ass once up for it, the ending wad of splooge gracing her face showing she was content at a job well done (Lela cleaning him off and smiling).

Jada Stevens

Scene Two: Franceska Jaimes, the physically appealing brunette with a heart shaped ass seen on the entire left side of the front cover, was up next wearing a red latex fetish dress that gave her already shapely ass a boost in all the right directions. The tease was uncharacteristically slow for Jules, the music again bugging me slightly as though out of place. In any case, her black fetish top was nice too, the visuals not as expected until she hooked up with Lexington Steele. While I generally prefer lingerie on the women, this was a nice change of pace, Lex seemingly agreeing given how rock hard he was. Franceska knelt down to slob his knob and titty fuck him too, her continued efforts to blow him becoming increasingly solid as the scene progressed between some active vaginal positions. Her hip grinding was a nice touch too, the flexible lass spreading nicely even before the slow paced anal drove him balls deep into her great ass. Toward the end of the scene, she was impaling herself as much as he was hammering away at her ass, the ending nut of semen landing all over her abdomen, upper torso, and face but Lex continued by going back inside of her for a bit too.

Jacky Joy with Lex

Scene Three: Angelina Valentine, the heavily tattooed brunette seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up next as the last scene on the first disc, her tease around the pool in her bikini a nice touch as Jules coaxed her to do more. There was some generic music but frankly, given the quality of her ass, there was no need and that she fingered her pucker briefly signaled what I expected would be the resting spot for the large cock of Lexington Steele. Sunlight and oiled up hotty body is something I really appreciate compared to the fake indoor lighting of most porn, even as just a tease it enhances the action for me (to the point that one popular company goes all out to provide it). Lex adored her and his hands ran all over her curvy figure, Angelina doing likewise as she learned to appreciate his manly physique. Not one to shy away from a challenge, Angelina blew him in the open like a champion, savoring him as she proved to Jules that she could throat his entire length with a smile. The scene then abruptly switched to inside where her naked body was pressed against his, more hummer action leading to Lex tapping that sweet snatch of hers. She was intermittently active here, a function of the positions more than her willingness I gathered, the cowgirl in his lap was a sight to behold. She did some powerful taste testing and Lex then went into anal mode, drilling her rump hard as she sat back to let it happen (while not as active here, she had a look of satisfaction in her eyes I could appreciate). More often than not, Angelina was the one to guide his manhood into her ass too, doing some ATM and receiving his wealth of seed for swallowing by her own hand (a great preference of mine compared to the guys beating off). She swallowed every drop and proved it, laughing at her accomplishment before an abrupt cut back to the start menu.

Scene Four: Alanah Rae, the busty blonde cutie sported on the middle of the right side on the front cover, was up next as the first scene on the second disc. Jules was visiting Lexington Steele and she was clearly visible in the window wearing that skimpy fetish outfit from the cover, enhancing her already fetching body as she gave the appearance of an unknowing tease. She then posed for Lex in a stills session, the couple getting frisky even before the director joined in to shoot their sexual liaison. After some pawing, Alanah dropped to her knees to slob the top portion of Lex’s knob, alternately using her hands with going hands free, throating far more of the massive meat missile than most attempt. Her tits came into play for some enhanced friction and Lex continued to warm her up, the pair soon actively boning vaginally on the furniture. Alanah did some taste testing and braced herself for the anal after that, Lex taking his time to plunder her perfect pucker with increasing speed. There was some ATM after that and Lex beat off a round of genetic juice to her open mouth and face when he just couldn’t hold off any longer. Alanah gave some post coital head and smiled as Jules interviewed her briefly, the gal laughing as the camera faded out.

Scene Five: Jada Stevens, the ever appealing brunette seen on the lower middle wearing white panty hose (positioned near the title), was up next out by the pool, her shapely ass even better than I remember it when she was more actively making porn. The effect of the thong and patterned hosiery was to enhance what she already had, the natural lighting by the pool helping her look her best as well. After some slow teasing, she climbed the house stairs and met up with Lexington Steele, his already turgid rod seeking to find a new home in Jada. They felt each other up and she blew him, her oral abilities limited in how deeply she could throat the huge pecker. Still, she gave it a solid effort and worked around her limitations, lubing him up for a nicely active vaginal ride. This continued with some taste testing until they were ready for the next step, Lex spreading her ass cheeks with her help when she wanted him inside her sweet ass. Once warmed up, she was an active rider of cock too, going balls deep inside her ass as she moaned out loud. It was a lengthy scene and ended as expected with a facial, Jules keeping the camera on her face as Lex unleashed his load of population pudding to glaze her quite well (Jada taking his rod into her hands to continue milking him dry).

Scene Six: Jacky Joy, the busty blond seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up last as she walked in to an appreciative Lexington Steele, her neon blue satin top and white lingerie elevating his interest. Her implants were on the overdone side but Lex did not care one bit as he sucked them and pawed her body, Jacky putting on some glasses before dropping down to blow him actively. It was a short bout of mouth boning though, Jacky possibly realizing her limits given his size, the gal bending over the counter to show her true strength of taking him in her snatch. She was most active on top of him but seemed to have a connection as they paired up, certain positions allowing her to control the pace just enough to let loose impaling herself. There was no anal and she went from vaginal to a mouth assisted titty fuck, Lex unleashing his spunk into her mouth and chest as a result.

Summary: Lex the Impaler 7 by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video shows yet again why fans of interracial action, particularly involving the infamous “Man of Steele”, keep coming back to Jules. The series includes the best women having the most fun and enjoying themselves at least as much as Lex does, all while showcasing the ladies to highlight their best attributes in strokable tease. The replay value, strokability, and technical qualities all lived up to previous efforts so I rated it as Highly Recommended or better, your personal tastes guiding the ultimate decision. I also appreciate that in an industry known for using the youngest, often least able performers in order to sell the “new” angle, Jules has been wise enough to use the kind of seasoned performers that are truly good at what they do, relish performing with someone as genetically blessed as Lex, and project their desires so well on the small screen. In short, Lex the Impaler 7: Special Edition benefitted by the inclusion of Lela Star (in her first tryst with Lex), Jada Stevens (another first), and Alanah Rae but all of the ladies proved worthy of the “Dark Knight” and the results made for a lot of replay value and strokability so check this one out if you appreciate interracial action in the slightest.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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