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Tosh Porn Oh


Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/7/11



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Tosh Porn Oh

Vivid/Sunlust Pictures

Genre: Parody

Ron Jeremy cameo song

Director: Dane Cross

Cast: India Summer, Xander Corvus, Skin Diamond, Michael Vegas, Georgia Jones, Lily LaBeau, Dane Cross, Heather Starlet, Rachel Roxxx
Non-sex roles: Misti Dawn, Ron Jeremy, Peter O’Toole, The Minion, Chip Richards, Dirt Cobain, Richard Moonshine Length: 123:34 minutes

Date of Production: 3/27/2011, 3/28/2011

Extras: While there were trailers and a photogallery, the primary extra was a 44:17 minute long Behind the Scenes feature full of all the goofiness one might expect from Dane’s directorial debut. It was entertaining and added enough to make the show well worth picking up.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Tosh Porn Oh was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Dane Cross for Vivid via their distribution deal with Sunlust Pictures. This being quite a departure for them in terms of hiring an outside director, giving him credit for it, and allowing the show to be a parody sparks additional interest for me to follow them but let me discuss the movie in hand as it were. The camera work looked a bit on the rough side at times, as if a modest handheld consumer unit was deployed where the footage was cleaned up by the editing of Lance Longstrong. The visuals were not unlike those from the Comedy Central show though, maybe even a bit too crisp for the internet footage pokes at times, but overall it had that basic cable “look” to it. The sex scenes were on the choppy side and could have lasted longer but otherwise, I was surprised at how well handled the technical aspects were done this time. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using a 48 kHz sampling rate and 256 Kbps bitrate, the vocals clear but the silly parody songs by Richard D. Jamz making me laugh out loud (admittedly, I’m a fan of parody songs from before Weird Al Yankovic was a name so your mileage may vary). In any case, the studio audience noises were also similar, if understated, and with a bit of tweaking, might make a follow up even closer to the original but I enjoyed it just the same.

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India Summer

Body of Review: Dane Cross has been something of a mope in porn compared to bigger “name” males for much of his career but thanks to numerous roles in features, vignettes, or other scenes where he was allowed to show his acting chops, he has been on the rise (no pun intended) compared to many of his otherwise nameless peers. Now, thanks to a distribution deal by Sunlust Pictures and Vivid, Dane has become a director for the very first time with a parody of his own called Tosh Porn Oh. For those that do not follow the relatively obscure shows on the cable network Comedy Central, this is a parody of the Daniel Tosh show, “Tosh.0”. The show takes various clips off the internet and the comedian/host tosses in various degrees of commentary that ranges from brilliantly funny to “isn’t your 15 minutes up yet?”, the show apparently a hit in a young age demographic (something like males under 20). Daniel often comes across as a huge douche bag which was surprisingly well played here by Michael Vegas, another up and comer in the porn world. I’m not going to ruin the skits and clips for you other than to say the hit to miss ratio was better than the mainstream cable show (at least the handful of episodes I’ve watched of late). The back cover described the movie like this: “At last, an episode of Tosh showcasing clips too hot for TV! Dane Cross and Xander appear as Leroy Jenkins & the "Star Wars Kid" as you've always wanted to see them having raunchy sex with hot dirty broads! Lily Labeau, Georgia Jones and India Summer pay homage to some of the internet's biggest viral videos. Rachel Roxx and Heather Startlet give viewers a brown "surprise" in their own version of "2 girls 1 cup." Misty Dawn demonstrates the proper way to give a "dry blowjob" and Skin diamond shows us exactly "what what" is in her butt. Backed by Michael Vegas as Tosh, you won't know whether to laugh, wack off, or both. Guest starring Ron Jeremy, Sinn Sage and Peter O'Tool, this comedic feast comes with all the trimmings, including a surprising set of sexy DVD extras. Guess what comes next? It's probably you!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Skin Diamond with Michael

Scene One: India Summer, one of the hottest MILFs in porn these days, was up first doing a Star Wars dildo wielding geek played by Xander Corvus. While his dildo moves were suspect, India took care of leading him into a state of bliss, tossing aside the toy and kneeling down before him to slob his knob aggressively. Her eye contact and devotion to duty were superior and she enjoyed actively riding his pecker in her pussy, the flexible lass engaging in taste testing between positions and enjoying his round of genetic juice beaten off all over her torso.

Georgia Jones

Scene Two: Skin Diamond, the light skinned black gal seen on the middle of the front cover (beneath Michael), was up next as a wannabe diva singing an ass related song, complete with special effects. It was a cute ditty and led to Michael Vegas joining her by the green screen platform, his admittedly gay looking attire not dissuading him from going down on her or her on him, some throating leading to an active burst of boning; initially in her pussy but then her ass. Her rounded rump was a delight to behold and once she was on top, she was nearly as active a rider in the ass as she had been vaginally. That continued until he unleashed his wad of population pudding onto her ass, some post coital head ending it.

Lily LaBeau and Dane

Scene Three: Georgia Jones, the gal on the cover showing her sweet little ass, was up next in a solo scene in a locker room. You just don’t see a lot of solo work in parodies and features these days, the risk of offending viewers too much for most seasoned directors to chance but Dane displayed the beauty in all her glory, the hotty rubbing one out before fingering and repeatedly stuffing her muffin with a sizable dildo.

Scene Four: Lily LaBeau, a beautiful little babe in bikini undies, was up next as she masturbated on a bed in a messy set, goofy Dane Cross jumping on top of her before the scene reset for a amazingly cheesy (but funny) comedy clip. That finished, he was back between Lily’s legs eating her out, some 69 action allowing her to get him ready and the active vaginal plowing making her look even better. Lily has really cranked it up of late in her performances and certainly elevated the sexual heat of the movie (much like India did earlier), her puffy pussy and bouncing boobs as strokable as ever. Dane stepped it up a few notches and did her right, ending the scene by tossing out a load of spunk to her face for her to enjoy.

Rachel Roxxx and Heather Starlet

Scene Five: Heather Starlet, a fetching blond, and large breasted brunette Rachel Roxxx, were up last in a full blown lipstick lesbian scene on another colorful but limited set. They wore slutty maid outfits with fishnet stockings (Heather) and checkerboard stockings (Rachel), some oral and fingering leading to a small vibrator used to get off with. While I did not think they had a lot of chemistry together, it was still a fun scene catering to the male sensibility, the two slutty chicks ending the sexual exploits of the show in order to see the infamous “Minion” gross out the world much like he did back when he worked for Chico Wang.

Summary: Tosh Porn Oh by director Dane Cross for Vivid might not have had a big budget, might not have best utilized hotty Misti Dawn (in a non-sex role?!?), and might not have been a perfect copy of the original cable show but it was otherwise superior to 80% of the current parody crop as a feature & the sexual trysts had a lot of strokability, chemistry, and replay value. Lily LaBeau and India Summer led the way in terms of offering the best of the sex but the solo scene, the lesbian act, and the interracial bout of boning with our host were all decent too so I rated it as Recommended or better, depending on your tastes. In short, I like being favorably surprised and Tosh Porn Oh did the trick as a parody as well as a sex flick so before you automatically judge it by the cover, take a look inside. You just might find the level of quality to your liking as I did. Good work Cross!


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