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Visitors, The


Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 12/6/11
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Genre: Feature
Director: Michael Raven
Cast: Aveena Lee, Barrett Blade, Cassie Courtland, Chris Evan,s Eric Masterson, Evan Stone, Keri Sable, Kimberly Kane, Kirsten Price, Marcos Leon.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Kimberly Kane
Length: 01:34
Condoms: Yes.
Bonus: One bonus point for Kimberly Kane, a 2007 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl.

Synopsis

Aliens visit a small town in the desert and frighten local inhabitants with "probing" them sexually. While pundits and "talking heads" attempt to make sense of the phenomenon, people try to carry on their daily lives.

While Kimberly Kane and her dad listen to news reports highlighting the occurrences, Kimberly's sister, played by Kirsten Price, fucks her boyfriend (Barrett Blade) in the bed of his decrepit pickup truck. Sadly, the aliens arrive while Kirsten and Barrett are enjoying their after-sex glow. Barrett is burned to a crisp and, after running for her life in vain, Kirsten is abducted.

Kimberly senses her sister's dismay and awakens from a deep sleep. Anxious, she steps outside for a smoke and witnesses a streak of light across the sky. Kimberly knows something is awry--she feels it in every fiber of her body. However, before she has a chance to unravel the mystery, her husband (Evan Stone) comes home from an out-of-town work trip. Of course, Kimberly and Evan celebrate their reunion with a little intense in-and-out action.

Hours after Barrett is stricken by the aliens, a group of friends heads out to the woods to kick back and relax around a fire while telling scary stories. Eventually, the friends break off into three couples, go for walks, and end up fucking. After each couple finishes up, the girls are abducted. God only knows what happens to the guys!

The local police, of course, investigate the abductions and killings. They, too, end up dead.

In due course, Kimberly discovers that the man she thought was her husband--the guy who just sent her to orgasmic heaven--is one of the "visitors." She runs, but cannot escape the abductors. After she has been captured, Kimberly finds herself naked in a transparent coffin as an alien's glowing tentacle probes her magnificent pussy. Kimberly soon succumbs to the alien's touch and fucks it back as its glowing head penetrates her. Then, inexplicably, she finds herself back in her living room. Knowing that she's somehow "dirty," she takes a shower and discovers that she has been "branded." That's not the end of the story, however, Soon, the population of her entire town disappears...and then the nation?

Review

The Visitors is an hour-and-one-half long first-class science-fiction thriller that contains about 40 minutes of plot development and 50 minutes of sex. From both the "feature" and sci-fi perspectives, the movie is very well made. The locations, sets, plot, costumes, makeup, editing, dialog, editing, and special effects are all appropriate and quite believable. In particular, Kimberly Kane's overall performance--both as an actress and as a sexual performer--are award-worthy. In fact, I'm putting her name on my list of nominations for the 2007 X-Rated Critic's Association (XRCO) "Single Performance--Actress" award. Of particular note is Kimberly's superb performance when a dildo-like alien probes her pussy. Also noteworthy is Aveena's delivery of dialog during the campfire scene.

That said, I must admit that I was quite disappointed in the sex in The Visitors. In the first place, there's way too little in-and-out action. The scenes, ranging from a minute and a half to 14 minutes, are too damned short! This is particularly disappointing when the quality of the cast is considered. Sadly, I think it's a shame that Kimberly Kane didn't get a chance to go fucking wild. Even worse, incomparable Eva Angelina, who plays one of the female townspeople, doesn't get to fuck at all! Can anybody explain to me why director Michael Raven hired Eva to be in a movie without having her perform? Don't get me wrong. The sex is not bad at all...there's just too little of it! Second, the too-short sex scenes are too mild and contain too few positions. No scene contains more than two positions! Third, one of the "sex scenes" is nothing more than a blowjob that clocks in at a mere four minutes. Fourth, there's not much of an emphasis on female orgasms in The Visitors. Of course, the guys all pop. However, isn't sex supposed to be about both partners' pleasure?

My point is this...The Visitors is a very pleasing science-fiction movie. However, it's not a very good "adult" movie. I know that it's hard to combine good plot development and acting with incendiary sex. However, adult directors need to remember that people buy porn for the sex! If I wanted to see a sci-fi movie, I'd choose Spielberg or Lucas. However, when I choose to watch an adult movie, I want to see people fuck! Don't get me wrong...I enjoy plot-based adult features if the sex is hot and steamy. Corruption and Pirates are two examples of full-blown features in which the sex is worth watching. In those movies, the sex is an integral part of the plot development. Unfortunately, the sex is more-or-less "tacked-on" to The Visitors. The Visitors is an hour-and-one-half long first-class science-fiction thriller that contains about 40 minutes of plot development and 50 minutes of sex. From both the "feature" and sci-fi perspectives, the movie is very well made. The locations, sets, plot, costumes, makeup, editing, dialog, editing, and special effects are all appropriate and quite believable. In particular, Kimberly Kane's overall performance--both as an actress and as a sexual performer--are award-worthy. In fact, I'm putting her name on my list of nominations for the 2007 X-Rated Critic's Association (XRCO) "Single Performance--Actress" award. Of particular note is Kimberly's superb performance when a dildo-like alien probes her pussy. Also noteworthy is Aveena's delivery of dialog during the campfire scene.

That said, I must admit that I was quite disappointed in the sex in The Visitors. In the first place, there's way too little in-and-out action. The scenes, ranging from a minute and a half to 14 minutes, are too damned short! This is particularly disappointing when the quality of the cast is considered. Sadly, I think it's a shame that Kimberly Kane didn't get a chance to go fucking wild. Even worse, incomparable Eva Angelina, who plays one of the female townspeople, doesn't get to fuck at all! Can anybody explain to me why director Michael Raven hired Eva to be in a movie without having her perform? Don't get me wrong. The sex is not bad at all...there's just too little of it! Second, the too-short sex scenes are too mild and contain too few positions. No scene contains more than two positions! Third, one of the "sex scenes" is nothing more than a blowjob that clocks in at a mere four minutes. Fourth, there's not much of an emphasis on female orgasms in The Visitors. Of course, the guys all pop. However, isn't sex supposed to be about both partners' pleasure?

My point is this...The Visitors is a very pleasing science-fiction movie. However, it's not a very good "adult" movie. I know that it's hard to combine good plot development and acting with incendiary sex. However, adult directors need to remember that people buy porn for the sex! If I wanted to see a sci-fi movie, I'd choose Spielberg or Lucas. However, when I choose to watch an adult movie, I want to see people fuck! Don't get me wrong...I enjoy plot-based adult features if the sex is hot and steamy. Corruption and Pirates are two examples of full-blown features in which the sex is worth watching. In those movies, the sex is an integral part of the plot development. Unfortunately, the sex is more-or-less "tacked-on" to The Visitors.

Scene One

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Scene One features Kirsten Price and Barrett Blade. Kirsten, who plays the sister of star Kimberly Kane, fucks her boyfriend Barrett outside in the bed of his pickup truck. The condom-protected scene includes a bit of foreplay, two positions, and a butt popshot. Kirsten never appears to climax. Normally, this so-so scene would have earned three and one-half stars. However, since there are only two positions, a one-half star penalty applies. Three stars.

  • Foreplay: Fellatio. Pleased that Barrett remembered to bring condoms on their date (so she can get fucked instead of just sucking him off), Kirsten unzips Barrett's jeans, grins like an excited school girl, and eagerly sucks and strokes his rod to full mast (absolutely superb camera angles). She also uses her mouth to slide a condom over Barrett's cock. Meanwhile, believe it or not, Barrett nurses a beer--instead of her tits! However, he does think to strip off her blouse and hike up her skirt so he can stroke her fine flesh.
  • Position 1: Cowgirl. After way too little foreplay, Kirsten straddles Barrett (with her superb ass facing the camera) so that she can guide his cock into her instantly-accommodating pussy. Then, while he lies back on his truck's bed and enjoys the ride, Kirsten tosses her hot body up and down to force Barrett's cock deep into her slippery cunt. While Kirsten fucks him, Barrett takes the opportunity to squeeze and spank her perfect ass cheeks. Meanwhile, Kirsten vocalizes her pleasure by talking naughty and by groaning passionately.
  • Position 2: Spoon. As the scene progresses, Kirsten lies on her side, atop blankets strewn over the truck's bed, so that Barrett can fuck her nicely manicured pussy from behind, spoon style. Nice camera angles capture the action as Kirsten frantically jacks her clit while Barrett plows her pussy. Kirsten loves it and growls her pleasure--especially when Barrett grabs and squeezes her pretty all-natural boobs. Although Kirsten repeatedly roars, "You're gonna make me cum," I didn't see any evidence of such an orgasm.
  • Popshot: Barrett pounds Kirsten spoon style with increasing intensity until he succumbs to the pleasure. He pulls out of her pussy, rips off his condom, and sprays a massive amount of semen all over her shapely ass cheeks. Believe me, Barrett's pop is astounding!

Scene Two

After more than 15 minutes of plot development, Aveena Lee and Eric Masterson, two of a group of friends who head out to the woods to tell scary stories around a campfire, find an abandoned railroad car in which to fuck during Scene Two. After a few minutes of delicious foreplay, Aveena and Eric fuck in just two positions atop the seats of the old rail car. Aveena, sadly, never appears to have cum. This is a good scene that would normally rate three and one-half stars. However, since they only utilize two positions, a half-point penalty applies. Three stars.

  • Foreplay 1: Kissing and tit worship. After Aveena and Eric make themselves comfortable on the train car, Aveena declares, "I need to get fucked." Obviously willing, Eric takes Aveena into his arms and kisses her deeply while lustily running his hands over her curves as she undulates erotically. In due course, Eric's hand finds its way into Aveena's blouse and begins to squeeze her inviting tits. Eric wants more of Aveena's breasts! So, he lifts up her blouse and greedily suckles her nipples until they swell and harden like thimbles. Meanwhile, he helps her wiggle out of her super-tight jeans.
  • Foreplay 2: Finger-fucking. Once Aveena's panty-less pussy is revealed, Eric slips his fingers inside and fucks her gently while her body continues to undulate with pleasure.
  • Foreplay 3: Fellatio. Aveena repays Eric's oral favor by opening his belt and unbuttoning his jeans so that she can suck his already-erect dick. She slurps, licks, and strokes his rod and manages to deep-throat almost all of its length. Meanwhile, Eric reaches down and squeezes Aveena's pretty butt cheeks.
  • Foreplay 4: Cunnilingus/finger-fucking. Eric has Aveena sit atop the back of one of the rail car's benches and spread her legs. Then, he ravenously eats her gorgeous cunt, tickles her labia and clit with his tongue, and probes her vagina with his fingers. Aveena's body heaves with pleasure as groans of pleasure escape her lips.
  • Position 1: Doggie. Aveena impatiently bites open a condom wrapper and then Eric slips the condom over his aching penis. Meanwhile, Aveena bends over the railroad-car seat doggie style so that Eric can slip his dick into her juicy and begging-to-be-fucked hole. Once he's deep inside her, Eric and Aveena fuck each other using well synchronized moves (nice camera angles).
  • Position 2: Missionary. Without benefit of transitioning footage, we then see Eric fucking Aveena's pussy missionary style. The position the couple uses during this segment is noteworthy: Aveena lies across the top of the rail car seat's back and Eric stands on the seat itself as he pounds her (must have been uncomfortable for Aveena's back!). During the in-and-out action, Eric repeatedly gapes Aveena's slippery hole. However, the camera angle doesn't capture her pretty gape close-up. Aveena really seems to enjoy herself and screams out "Fuck me" to encourage Eric.
  • Popshot: Eric reams Aveena's pussy missionary style until he's ready to pop. Then, he pulls out, rips off his condom, and jacks off all over Aveena's pretty and womanly belly while she giggles with delight.

Scene Three

While Aveena and Eric enjoy their liaison in the train car, Cassie Courtland and Marcos Leon, during Scene Three, remain at the campfire and make out while Eva Angelina ostensibly tries to sleep nearby. Cassie uses her hand to stroke Marcos' cock while they kiss passionately. Soon, Cassie adds her mouth to the mix and gives Marcos a combination hand/blowjob. While Cassie pleases Marcos' rod, he, in turn, squeezes handfuls of her flesh. After about four minutes, Cassie causes Marcos to spew his load all over his own belly and onto her pretty face. Don't you love it when the woman makes the guy cum? I've never been a fan of blowjob-only scenes. However, I'm even more disappointed in this quickie scene because superlative Eva Angelina remains only a few feet away from the action! What a threeway this could have been! Two stars.


Scene Four

Scene Four is the first really hot scene of The Visitors. In it, Keri Sable and her boyfriend Chris Evans, two of the friends who gathered around the campfire, have a fight and then enjoy makeup sex in the bed of his pickup. This multi-orgasmic boy/girl/anal scene would normally rate five stars. However, since there are only two positions...four and one-half stars!

  • Foreplay 1: Kissing. Chris and Keri share a rich open-mouthed kiss while he caresses and squeezes her flesh.
  • Foreplay 2: Tit worship. Chris slips Keri's blouse up so that her perfectly-shaped small breasts are revealed. Then, he goes down on her nipples, eagerly suckling and squeezing them to attention. Damn, Keri has great nipples...they're so perky! Meanwhile, Keri literally gasps for breath as pleasure engulfs her randy body.
  • Foreplay 3: Cunnilingus. Chris kisses his way down Keri's hard athletic belly until he runs into the roadblock of her jeans. Keri helps his tear down that barrier and then lies back on the bed of his truck with her legs splayed open so that he can satisfy his lust for pussy by engaging in some delicious cunnilingus. Damn, Keri's pussy looks absolutely scrumptious! And, Chris does such a good job licking and probing it with his tongue and fingers that Keri has an intense screaming orgasm!
  • Foreplay 4: Fellatio/handjob. To repay Chris for the orgasm he gave her with his mouth, Keri pulls his cock out of his jeans and gives him a spirited blowjob. In addition to using her mouth and throat in a superb way, Keri also skillfully uses her hands...in a twisting motion...to make his cock extremely happy! Meanwhile, he runs his hands over her scrumptious body and fondles her long blond hair.
  • Position 1: Doggie. Keri bends over the tailgate of the pickup so that Chris can slip his condom-sheathed cock into her pussy from behind. Once he begins to ream her, Keri's gorgeous and slippery labia open wide and wink open and closed in sync with his thrusts. Damn, Keri's pussy is pretty! Soon, Keri, while talking nasty, begins to move in tandem with Chris as the two furiously fuck each other like a well-engineered sex machine! Throughout this segment, the camera angles and close-ups are outstanding.
  • Position 2: Missionary anal. While the camera zooms-in tight on Keri's gorgeous bald-shaven cunt, Chris reams her asshole balls-deep with increasingly-frenzied strokes. While Chris fucks her asshole, Keri's labia wink open and closed delightfully. Meanwhile, Keri squeezes her own tits and encourages Chris: "Fuck, that feels so good in my ass!"
  • Popshot: As Chris continues to ream Keri's asshole, he exclaims, "Fuck! You're gonna make me cum!" In just the nick of time, he pulls out, removes his condom, and then blasts an explosive, voluminous, and high-energy load all over Keri's labia and belly. Nice pop, Chris! Damn, Keri's cum-coated cunt looks almost as good as a cream pie!

Scene Five

Eventually, Kimberly Kane's husband (Evan Stone) returns from his business trip. Of course, they reunite passionately in Scene Five as they share some long-awaited lovin' in their bedroom. After some very fiery foreplay, during which Kimberly really shines, the two fuck in cowgirl and then in missionary until Kimberly cums. Had this scene lasted a little longer and featured more than two positions, it would have earned a perfect score. Sadly, the two-position penalty applies: four and one half stars!

Foreplay 1: Kissing and licking. Kimberly and Evan share a delicious and prolonged welcome-home open-mouthed kiss. Then, while he licks and gropes her body, she undulates blissfully.

  • Foreplay 2: Tit worship. Evan must like Kimberly's small and perky boobs as much as I do because he sucks, squeezes, licks, and bites them eagerly.
  • Foreplay 3: Cunnilingus. When Evan eats Kimberly's pussy, he does it with LOTS of gusto! During this segment, Evan licks Kimberly's clit and labia, jacks her clit, and finger-fucks her cunt. Of course, Kimberly loves his touch and every move of her lithe body proves it...especially when she grinds her cunt against his face. God, I love her hairy--yet well-groomed--pussy! This is fucking awesome cunnilingus and Kimberly's performance here is one of the reasons that I chose her as one of my "must see girls" of 2007.
  • Foreplay 4: Fellatio. While they transition from cunnilingus to fellatio, Kimberly spends some time licking Evan's belly, kissing his mouth, biting and licking his nipples, and grinding her cunt against his leg. Again, Kimberly's moves during this segment prove that she's absolutely must-see! In due course, Kimberly pulls Evan's huge cock out of his pants and gasps with delight when she sees it. Then, she goes down on him and uses her talented hands and very willing mouth to give him a very enthusiastic and slobbery hand/blowjob. Even better, she expertly puts on his condom with her nasty mouth!
  • Position 1: Cowgirl. After guiding his cock into her ravenous cunt, Kimberly leans back and groans with absolute delight as Evan reams her gorgeous hairy hole. Meanwhile, Evan jacks her clit with his fingers. (This is a great position for sex...they form a "v" pattern...and the cameraman takes full advantage of the position to show us tight close-ups of the in-and-out action.) Kimberly really gets hot-and-bothered. So, her oversexed flesh is soon covered with sweat!
  • Position 2: Missionary. Evan lifts Kimberly and turns her over atop their bed so that he can fuck her spit-soaked pussy missionary style using long and deep strokes. He even gapes her pussy for us! Meanwhile, she groans with delight, jacks her clit with her fingers, and fucks him back until she cums.
  • Popshot: As soon as Kimberly cums, Evan pulls his rod out of her pussy and rips off his condom. Meanwhile, she keeps her orgasm flowing by frantically rubbing her clit. Then, Evan sprays his semen into her mouth and onto her face.
  • Perhaps the most erotic and visually stimulating sequence in The Visitors is not really a sex scene at all. Instead, after Kimberly is abducted, a super-long, glowing, snake-like, and dildo-shaped alien learns as much as it can about the human race by penetrating and probing Kimberly's magnificent vagina. God, this is fucking hot!

DVD Perspectives

Video (technical): The widescreen video is, without a doubt, mainstream quality. I also enjoyed the quality and organization of the DVD interface, the editing, the special effects, the very effective lighting (The interior and outside scenes, all night scenes, are properly color balanced and the sexual action is quite visible.), and the camerawork are all to be commended. Five stars.

Audio (technical): The Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound is extremely good in all regards. There are six soundtracks--four English (standard, music-only, dialog only, and commentary), Spanish, and German. There are also three sets of subtitles (English, Greek, and Italian). Five solid stars!

Extras: Disc One of this two DVD set contains a very nice DVD navigational interface, menus to select which of six audio tracks and/or three subtitles you prefer, and a full-motion chapter selector. Disc Two contains an impressive array of Extras organized using perhaps the most intriguing and effective DVD Extras interface I've ever seen! After you pass through a "retina scan," the opening menu allows you to choose Classified Reconnaissance, Analysis Database, Auxiliary Stimulus, or Intelligence Report. The Classified Reconnaissance feature includes behind the scenes footage, video explaining how the editors created the special effects, clips of the location being scoped out by the crew, drawings of UFOs and aliens, and an interview with director Michael Raven. The Analysis Database includes behind the scenes footage of the sex scenes, video clips of the photo shoots, a video showing how Kirsten Price's pussy and ass were molded for a sex toy (you've gotta see this!), a game that unlocks a five-minute blowjob/facial scene featuring Kirsten, and two additional full-length scenes (Kimberly Kane with Eric Masterson and Kirsten with Keri Sable). Auxiliary Stimulus includes bloopers, outtakes, deleted scenes, a featurette highlighting the music used in the movie, trailers, promo materials, DVD-ROM materials, DVD catalog, and phone sex ads. Intelligence Report contains performer bios, "pretty-girl" slide shows for each girl, still photos of each sex scene, and behind-the-scenes still photos. Although Wicked Pictures always provides the best Extras, The Visitors has among the best ever! Five stars!

Aesthetics: The visual aesthetics and production values in The Visitors are first class in every way. I particularly liked the choice of locations and the props (especially the dildo-like alien!). In addition, the wardrobe and make-up, although certainly not glamorous, aptly match the plot. The sound effects and music are extremely appropriate and expertly support the on-screen action--whether it be plot-related or sexual. Four and one-half stars.

Final Thoughts

Recap
Average sex rating: 3.40
Average video rating: 5.00
Average audio rating: 5.00
Average production values rating: 4.50
Extras rating: 5.00
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 4.78

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)


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