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Bridesmaids XXX Porn Parody


Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 10/8/11



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Genre: Parody 

Director: Jim Powers

Cast: Sarah Vandella, Lexi Swallow, April O' Neil, Kagney Linn Karter, Katie St. Ives, Sasha Knox, Eric Swiss, Bill Bailey, Anthony Rosano, Jack Lawrence. Non-sex roles: Heide Mayne, Julian St. Jox, Haji, Reverand Sands, Jay Ashley, Crash, Adam Wood, Ed, Miles, GG Elvis, Mrs. Elvis, Sylvia, Garr, Norm, Tommy, Newberry

Length: 149 minutes

Date of Production: 7/16-17/2011

Extras: There is a very entertaining Behind the Scenes segment that lasts twenty-two minutes. Each six female stars are interviewed. A major highlight is Sarah Vandella's segment. A nice looking photo gallery is also provided. Eight very good trailers are provided. Web site information is also included.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are solid. It is filmed in high definition. 

Overview: Bridesmaids XXX Porn Parody is a parody satire of the surprised mainstream summer hit flick Bridesmaids. In this adult version, Lexi Swallow plays Sarah Vandella's maid-of-honor. The rest of the bridal party consists of four distinctive and entertaining personalities. They come in the female talents of Kagney Linn Karter, April O' Neil, Katie St. Ives, and Sasha Knox. Sasha is the sex-crazed Megan who can never get enough cock. April is the recent newlywed who is sexually curious since her new hubby is boring sexually. Kagney is the stressed out and frustrated married mother of three who is ready to bust out and have some fun. Katie is the overly driven wife of the groom's boss who competes with maid-of-honor Lexi for the approval and admiration of the bride. Meanwhile, Lexi Swallow must cope with her personal issues while trying to handle the maid of honor duties as a conniving Katie is always one step ahead of her. At the same time, bride-to-be Sarah is so deliriously happy in love that it is easy for her to get caught up with all of the excitement surrounding her wedding. I need to give special recognition to Heide Mayne for her non-sex acting performance as the retail sales lady at the high-end wedding shop. She gives a funny memorable performance. I can still see her animated demeanor in my mind as the funny incidents at the store continue to happen. This lady deserves to get nominated. Anthony Rosano's brief sex scene with Lexi Swallow at the start of the movie is a gut-busting laugh a minute performance. His expressive facial expressions are top-notch gems.        
 

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Scene One: Katie St. Ives and Anthony Rosano are playful together while making out in bed. He sucks her nipple briefly before the dark-haired cutie sucks his sexual tool. Her energetic cocksuck looks cool. She moans nicely as their 69 progresses. There is good camera footage at both ends of the pleasuring action. Then, Katie rides him cowgirl style. She straddles and bounces on Anthony well. Anthony also pumps her solidly. The excitement level definitely picks up during this lengthy portion of their performance. He spanks her ass several times. When she turns around to face the camera, the cockriding session becomes more intense. A heated doggie screw follows as the man eventually sticks his thumb into her butthole. Next, a very passionate spoonful of pleasure occurs with Anthony providing very good effort. The camera shots of the two performers in bed look hot. It makes the male viewer want to be Anthony at this instance. Later on, he pulls out and cums on her pussy.

Scene Two: Gorgeous looking Sarah Vandella and her frisky man Eric Swiss are fondling each other while their guests are in the other room. Suddenly, the blonde bombshell is sucking his cock. I love the oral sounds that she makes. It puts a smile on my face which is similar to the one I had during the Anthony Rosano-Lexi Swallow fling at the opening moments of the film. Afterwards, Sarah is riding Eric reverse cowgirl style. Her beautiful body is pure eye candy and her dirty talk and moans are quite enjoyable. It will linger in my mind for some time after the movie has ended. When Eric sucks her beauty spot, Sarah's smile looks so adorable. I love her reactions when he sticks his dick inside her. The viewer can tell that she enjoys it a whole lot and is impressed by it. As his fucking motion gains in energy, the scene becomes more exciting. Her facial expressions are very expressive and at times, even funny looking. I really enjoyed the urging on that she vocalizes at him as he fucks her with more intensity and pace. Finally, he pulls out and cums in her open mouth. 
 
Scene Three: April O' Neil and Kagney Linn Karter have a very titillating girl-girl tryst. The sexual chemistry between them is incredible. The anticipation is very high in the desire to see them get it on. When Kagney sucks the woman's pussy, the viewers pull themselves closer to the screen. The sight of April's sexy legs is a huge turn-on during the juicy oral treat. Then, when the blonde beauty fingerfucks her, the sight of her inner pinkness looks so enticing. This oral pussy pleasuring display is mouth-watering sensational. Afterwards, their brief kissing session feels sweet. Then, April places much detail of affection and fondness on Kagney's lovely sexual playground. The atmosphere remains sweet, tender, and erotic. Next, Kagney applies a vibrator on the woman's sensitive pussy lips while she licks her asshole. The constant vibrating sensations make April moan with much delight. Then, April uses a small, but powerful vibrator on the blonde's luscious love spot. At the end, they kiss in a sweet manner.       
 
Scene Four: Sasha Knox leaps on air marshall Bill Bailey's desk and grabs the surprised man. They kiss and suddenly, the passion between them erupts. The blonde cutie sucks his cock with solid stroking pace. Then, she rides him cowgirl style. Meanwhile, Sasha's vocal comments and moans sound exciting and, at times, entertainingly funny. Her inner thighs quiver while she gets fucked reverse cowgirl style. The energy and intensity level heightens during the doggie moments. He really makes her scream and moan with much emotion and intensity with his steady missionary screw. It is quite exciting to watch. Finally, Bill pulls out and cums in her wide open mouth.

Scene Five: Lexi Swallow and Jack Lawrence make love in bed. The stunning blonde looks so yummy. Moments later, the man licks her sweet tasting pussy as he fingers it. The woman can feel the heated sensations run through her body. Next, a very sensual cocksuck is applied by Lexi. She applies sweet fondness on his meaty manhood. Then, Jack mishes his lady with good fucking energy and rhythm. In the meantime, she continues to look hot. The camera shots of her butt are cool as the man continues to fuck her vaginally. The remaining screwing action is quite exciting as the man increases his steady rhythm as he sticks his thumb into her asshole. At the end, he pulls out and cums on her mouth.   

Final Thoughts: This film is one of the best comedy parodies of the year. There are moments of sheer hilarity. There is going to be a slew of award nominations for this film such as the very entertaining and creative screenplay. Moreover, director Jim Powers sets forth a well-paced production that runs as smooth as melted butter. Kagney Linn Karter will get nominated for Best Supporting Actress for her entertaining role. She is a scene-stealer. Lexi Swallow deserves recognition for Best Actress while Katie St. Ives and Sasha Knox should receive Best Supporting Actress nods. The theme song "Hard On" by Garr Montalbano and performed by Wigzon Phyllis will get nominated for Best Song at the AVN awards. I highly recommend this super fine film which will eventually be competing for Best Parody-Comedy at the AVN's and Parody Release of the Year-Comedy at the XBIZ awards. It will be a crying shame if their selection committees leave it out.


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