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Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 10/13/11



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Kung Fu Pussy
Burning Angel Entertainment
Directed by Joanna Angel
Written by Joanna and James
Running Time: 2hrs and 27min

Starring:

Joanna Angel
Kleio
Jessie Lee
Dana Dearmond
Skin Diamond
Kelly Chaos
Tom Byron
Tommy Pistol
Mr Pete
Brian Street Team
Dane Cross
James Deen

Special Features:

Behind the Scenes-16 minutes of rehearsals, practicing their fight choreography and all the normal goofiness you expect from a Burning Angel movie, with plenty of boobies. And we all wish we could be in Brian’s shoes at about the 10 minute mark.
Photo Gallery
Trailers-4 trailers
Full Motion Chapter Menus

Technical Stats:

Audio: Dolby Digital 2 Channel at 48 kHz and 192 kbps

Video: Mpeg-2 at around 5-6 Mbps

Overall Thoughts:

So it’s been awhile, but it’s always nice to come back to a personal favorite, it’s nice seeing you again, Joanna and the Burning Angel girls. It’s been too long. Seems a little had changed, but still seem to deliver some great material, hot sexy tattooed girls in some great sex, with some great humor thrown in. Nobody brings the funny one liners like Burning Angel.

If you read my reviews, which I hope you enjoy, you know my love for Alektra Blue, and how it brings a smile to my face when I see the lovely Stoya on the screen. Well I think it is safe to say the same things happen when Kleio shows up too. She had an amazing body to begin with and it seems that with a enhancement just makes her more sexy and amazing. If I had to die, please let it be at the hands of that sexy ninja Kleio. But I do need to also say that it’s good to see Jessie again, after her horrible accident, it’s good to see that she is back and I am sure we are going to see plenty of her in the future.

I do have to point out a few bad or not so great things, there isn’t many, but I feel it is my duty to bring them to your attention at least. For those techno-files out there, it seems the audio is only at 2 channel and it appears that this wasn’t shot in HD. Now having said that, it was still a great movie and only a few of you will care about that, but I need to mention it. And with only about 30 minutes of special features, compared to what you normally get from them, it was a little disappointing.
So figuring out all the numbers and averages, this is going to get a HIGHLY RECOMMENDED rating and one I look forward to watching again and again and I am sure one that you will enjoy while you are working on your technique.

Scene One: Joanna and Tom

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It seems we have 3 girls who have entered the training group, lead by the great Tom Byron. They get into a fight during training and then we get our back story of one of his other pupils, but ended up being a major villain. Only the combo of their tits, ass and pussy can take him down. Tom asks Joanna to stay behind and gives her a motivational speech, and she grabs onto his crotch. He tells her to let go, she says no, and he so ok as she starts to suck and jerk him off. After showing off her oral skills to her master, he attacks her tits and then bends over and shows off her iron ass, as he dives in and licks her pussy and ass. He slides his cock into her pussy for some doggy style and then she flips over on her back and he goes back to pounding her pussy. But it soon time for him to really enjoy that iron ass, as he slides his cock in her ass, while she rubs her pussy. He pulls out and she goes back to her oral skills , deep throating him, but then ends up bent over and begs for him to stick it back in her ass. He thrusts his cock in and out of her ass, as she continues to beg for him to fuck her. He pulls out and blasts her face with his money shot, and she licks and sucks off the cum from his cock, like a good student would do for her master.

Scene Two: Kleio, Jessie and Tommy and Pete

Jessie and Kleio are trying to relax, but it ends up in a fight. But Tommy tells them there is no fighting here. Jessie makes fun of Kleio for listening to him and then it quickly turns into a blowjob competition between the girls. Kleio vs. Tommy and Jessie vs. Mr Pete. There is plenty of deep throating, gagging, and face fucking to make your day a little brighter. But we have no clear winner, so the girls climb on top of the guys for some great synchronized cowgirl action. Jessie lets Pete shove a few fingers in her ass. The camera moves back and forth between the girls showing off their great asses to the camera. They continue to call each other names while they get fucked. Jessie is the more vocal of the two as they get fucked. The girls get up and flip around for some reverse cowgirl action, as Jessie continues to challenge her technique. But this position seems to be where Kleio really shines. They both give their guy some oral love and then then rigt back on their cocks. But that quickly turns into some doggy action as they continue to try to outdo each other. Pete is once again allowed to shove a few fingers in Jessie’s ass while he fucks her. Some great one liners from Tommy during the scene, but you expect him to do that in all his roles. And then next round in this battle is some spoon action. Kleio and Tommy move on to some 69 action for a bit and then are back into some spoon action as it seems this battle is about to end. But in this battle of the blonde alt beauties, we all win, as we get to witness this with our own eyes. The girls end up on their knees as they wait for the guys money shots, Tommy gives Kleio a blast on her face and Pete gives Jessie his cum in her mouth.

Scene Three: Dana and James

Back at the dojo, we find Joanna and Tom talking about what he must do next, and we follow that with a training montage of course. After a long day of training Joanna tries to start a conversation but it only seems to lead to more fighting between the girls. Master Tom gets a visit from James, who ends up killing him. And we all know you never kill anyone’s master. The girls mount up and head out to get their revenge. We then find James as he is waiting for his next shipment of drugs. He is not worried about the girls coming for him. But he is a little horny, so he calls for one of his slaves, and the guards bring him Dana. There is some funny dialogue between the two as Dana tries her best to play out James’s fantasy. She ends up on her knees and comments on his big evil cock and she strokes it and deep throats it. But he returns the favor as he rubs her pussy as she continues to show off her oral technique. He takes a seat on his throne and she climbs on his cock and goes to town on it as she bounces that booty on it. They move on to some pile driver action, as she continues to be a good sex slave for him. She bends over on his throne and after some finger banging in her ass, he slides his evil cock into her ass. After he fucks her ass, he shoves his cock and balls into her mouth as she chokes and gags on them. But they are back to some ass play as she shows and spreads her pussy and ass for him. She seems to be finding her sweet spot as she shakes and shivers a bit for him, especially when he dives into her pussy and works it over with his mouth. But he is far from done as he takes a seat on his throne and she is on top once again for some reverse cowgirl action, as her ass continues to get fucked. He pulls out and blasts his sex slave with his cum and she licks the taste of cum off his cock. But she is no longer any good to him, so he calls for his guards to take her to the kitchen to be dinner for the dogs.

Scene Four: Skin, Kelly, Brian and Dane

The girls have found the hideout of their enemy, and get attacked when they get distracted by Jessie and her excitement about finally getting reception. They get sent to his prison where they meet Skin and Kelly, some of his sex slaves. Back with James and his talking of his huge testicles. Joanna tries to figure out a way out of the prison, and they figure they can help the prison girls get laid and also get a distraction at the same time. So they call the guards in, Brian and Dane and convince them to release them so they can suck their cocks. Kelly seems to be the anxious one of the two and quickly ends up on her knees working over his cock. Skin soon joins her, as she works over Brian’s cock. Dane gets the first crack at some pussy as he fucks Kelly, while Brian gives Skin’s pussy some oral love first. The girls make sure and give each other some attention while they are getting fucked by the guys. And the guys also make sure they each get turns with the girls, and lucky Dane gets some double teaming action from the girls as they work over his cock, it’s good to be Dane. If you are a fan of girls with perky little tits, this is a scene for you, and Kelly has some nice tattooed bows under her nipples, what a great gift indeed. The guys do a good job of also sharing their loads between the girls as the scene comes to an end.

Scene Five: Joanna, Kleio, Jessie vs. James

And what would a kung fu movie be without the big battle at the end, but there is no fighting in this battle, just a whole lotta fucking. James vs. these lovely ladies, I think he’ll do his best. I am thinking of Monty Python right now, and the holy grail, anyone else. Anyways, back at the fight, it seems the girls are no match until they realize they need to work as a team to defeat him. Jessie attacks with her tits, Joanna her ass, and Kleio sits on his face. And then Joanna calls for Jessie to make him hard as she starts to suck and jerk his cock. Kleio leans over and gives Jessie some help as they double team his cock, I think we all would be waving the white flag at this moment. But wait there is more, Joanna slides his cock into her ass as James begins to fuck her. The girls once again combine forces as they all work over his cock, and then all end up bent over as James goes down the line of girls. I may not say a lot about this scene, but take that as a good sign, as I enjoy watching this play out on the screen in front of me. And because we know how much Joanna loves anal, it’s not long before he is back to fucking her ass, so there will be plenty of ass to mouth going on here. We also get to see Joanna as she works over Kleio’s pussy as Jessie is getting pounded by James. But wait, it seems Kleio is going to get in on the anal action as James slowly slides his cock in her ass. From the look on her face, he seems to be doing a great job opening her ass. So that just leaves one more lady, does Jessie know the anal technique? The girls once again triple team his cock and then he spreads his final technique all over their faces, and then seems to have a heart attack. And before we leave it seems the girls have gone hard kung fu as they are now being dubbed when they talk.


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