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What The Fuck! Big Tits, Bitches & Ass


Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Jack Sesh » Review Date: 10/19/11



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Gonzo

Director: John Leslie

Cast:

  • Ally Kay
  • Candy Manson
  • Chanel Preston
  • Jada Stevens
  • Jenna Presley
  • Katie Jordin
  • Sheena Ryder
  • Tasha Reign 
  • Bill Bailey
  • Bruce Venture
  • Christian
  • Mark Ashley
  • Mark Wood
  • Rocco Reed
  • Toni Ribas

Length: 3 Hours 10 Minutes

Extras: Photo Galleries, Cast List, Filmographies, Trailers, Biography of John Leslie, Websites

Audio/Video Quality: 5.1 digital audio/1.78:1 widescreen

Condoms: None

Overview: This is the last film from legendary pornographer John Leslie.  His signature casual filming style and no-gimmick approach to porning inspired countless fakers.  "Big Tits, Bitches, & Ass!" certainly sums up the content of this film and if you like any or all of those things then you won't be able to watch this disc empty handed.

Scene One:

Tasha Reign and Jenna Presley are naked in the bathroom playing with each other’s boobs.  I had a feeling this is why women always go to the bathroom in groups.  They put on some skanky lingerie and walk out to find Mark Ashley stroking his rod on the couch.  They put on a cheesy girl/girl show for Mark before he joins the action for some tit fucking and a blowjob.   Soon Jenna is astride him and riding him with abandon.  Mark spreads Tasha’s twat and comments “that’s the full meal deal right there.”  Indeed.  He drills her on her back and then goes back for more tit fuck action from the both of them.  Mark works over both girls on the couch in multiple positions while they spew lots of dirty talk and typical porn dialogue.  Mark squirts his thick goop across both their chests to end the scene.

Jenna and Tasha make a great team.

I’ve never been much of a fan of the silicone porn queen type but Jenna Presley has got the look and the skills down to a science.  Tasha’s no slouch either.  It’s a well shot scene with the professional talent and subtle editing typical of John Leslie’s work.

Scene 2:

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Chanel Preston is a high-end whore arriving to service her client Christian.  He’s in a pinstriped power suit and fiddling with one of those jelly double-dongs with the plastic spine inside it. Soon she’s naked and bent over with her fine ass in his face while he DPs her with the toy.  She drops to her knees to suck his hog while he casually undresses.  He skull fucks her and then picks her up and fucks her in standing missionary.  Doggy style on the couch is next and she gasps and moans while he grunts like a beast and goes balls-deep in her pussy and asshole.  All her holes get worked over repeatedly as Chanel’s eyes roll back in her head.  Christian drains his balls into her mouth and she sucks his tool clean.

Chanel gets fucked cock-eyed.

This entire scene is one long satisfying power fuck.  Chanel is one of my favorite new girls as she has the innocent hotness of Penny Flame but can take an ass pounding on the level of Aurora Snow.  Christian has to be one of the biggest white dudes in porn (after Lee Stone of course) and whenever I seen him in a scene I keep expecting him to choke slam some bitch through a table or something.  Oh well, maybe one day.

Scene 3:

Now we have Sheena Ryder’s delicious ass in leopard print tights walking down a hallway.  She enters a room with The Man Himself John Leslie as “The Voyeur” and Katie Jordin sporting a jelly strap-on dong.  Sheena drops her drawers and Katie oils that ass up so she can sodomize it, which is exactly what she does.  Enter Rocco Reed’s cock into Sheena’s mouth for a spit roast.  He moves behind Katie and bangs her pussy while she feeds her dong to Sheena’s ass.  Soon the girls are taking turns bouncing on Rocco’s cock and playing with each other’s asses.  Rocco lines them up side-by-side for an ass buffet so fine that it’s making me hungry.  After that comes one of my favorite moves in all of porn, the two-girls-push-their-asses-together-on-either-side-of-the-cock.  Finally after another round of side-by-side doggy style Rocco squirts on Sheena’s ass while Katie cleans up.

Katie and Sheena come together like the Voltron of ass.

Another amazing scene; even better than the last one.  Creative positioning and high sexual energy levels from all performers give this high replay value.  Sheena and Katie are young and fresh and fine as hell, and it’s rare to see a 3-way where the girls seem to have at least as much chemistry together as they each have with the guy.

Scene 4:

Candy Manson is in a black and white slut dress and talking to herself about it.  She lets Bill Bailey in to watch her strip down and oil up her cartoonishly big boobs.  Seriously those things are gross.  She slurps on his big rod and slides it between her flesh balloons which probably feels a lot better than it looks.  They bang in missionary and then move to spoon and more tit fucking of course because let’s face it, those tits might as well be used for something.  Reverse cowgirl, regular cowgirl, doggy; uninspired sex made even worse by following the highly superior previous scene.  He blows a huge load on (where else?) her tits.

Big rock Candy's mountains.

Any value this scene has is for big tit fetishists only. Otherwise it’s fake, clichéd, and boring.  John Leslie is a legend and considering the quality of his body of work, the inclusion of this in his final DVD was unnecessary.

Scene 5:

Jada Stevens is showing off her big ass and tits on her webcam.  She starts pulling and spreading her pussy lips which always grosses me out because it reminds me of pinning open a dissected frog.  Mark Wood and Tony Ribas join her and before they can even undress they have her in a standing spit roast.  It doesn’t take long before everyone’s naked and going at it though.  Jada rides Mark’s wood while deep throating Tony.  They guys swap all of Jada’s fuck holes, taking full advantage of her considerable sexual appetite.  They each want to blow their loads on her ass; luckily for everyone she has more than enough to go around.

Jada has cheeks for weeks.

This was a solid scene.  Nothing fancy but still quality product from talented performers.  Jada isn’t the most active performer but excels at the slow moving fuck pig role, satisfied to take on whatever the boys want to give her.  And her bulbous ass looks great bouncing on cock.

Scene 6:

Ally Kay arrives late for her sex therapy session with her client Bruce Venture.  He’s obsessed with big asses and she’s gonna give him an “exposure treatment”.  It’s not long before she’s squealing while his tongue is buried in her pooper.  He oils up her ass and slides into her cunt from behind.  She rides him for a while then moves to spoon and doggy, doing most of the work herself.  He finally "resolves his issues" on her ass and that ends the session.

Ally's therapeutic methods are unorthodox but effective.

I’m not familiar with Ally Kay’s work and I’m not into blondes in general but she has a lot of enthusiasm and a filthy mouth, two requirements to a good scene.  She’s clearly enjoying herself the whole time and that’s what a good fuck is all about.

Final Thoughts:

I'm a big fan of John Leslie's work and this is no different.  If anything, it seems even more polished that most of his previous films.  His many years in the industry taught him how to bring out the best in his performers and the 2nd and 3rd scenes express that as well as any I've watched.  Aside from one scene this is a solid effort with high replay value so I'm giving What The Fuck! Big Tits, Bitches & Ass a score of Recommended.  RIP John Leslie.


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