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Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/19/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Anal Only

Adam & Eve

Genre: All Sex

Director: Andre Madness

Cast: Amy Brooke, James Deen, Bobbi Starr, Xander Corvus, Ashlynn Leigh, Johnny Castle, Dana DeArmond, Mr. Pete, Phoenix Marie, Toni Ribas

Length: 118:45 minutes

Amy Brooke with James

Date of Production: 2011

Extras: For those that don’t already have it, the bonus scene from Harderbetween Inari Vachs and Danny Mountain lasting 13:42 minutes will be the best extra. In terms of related material, the 25:06 minute long Behind the Scenes feature and 15:08 minute series of interviews with the ladies will be better, especially since the ladies played up their love of anal sex so much. There were trailers and a photogallery as well, overall offering a pretty solid set of extras.

Condoms: None

Bobbi Starr with Xander

Audio/Video Quality: Anal Only was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Andre Madness for Adam & Eve. The movie was released as a standard definition disc for now, the enhancements offered by high definition perhaps less readily needed given the manner in which it was shot. In any case, the composition of the shots appeared optimized for the ladies to look their best, some issues with lighting popping up at times. The lighting was generally decent though and there was little grain, the slightly artistic angle not as blatant as previous company efforts thankfully. The camera work and editing were a bit choppy at times, the lack of smooth camera work the more noticeable of the two elements, but it was not a bad looking set of scenes. The editing seemed decent this time, the compositional issues expected given the camera operator and director. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with 192 Kbps bitrate, 48 kHz sampling rate, and generally allowed all the vocals to be heard clearly, the musical score suitable for the uses to which it was confined. The dynamic range was average and the aural aspects of the show not optimized compared to the visual this time but a couple of the scenes had better music some might find pleasing.

Ashlynn Leigh with Johnny

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Body of Review: Andre Madness is one of the directors at Adam & Eve, his recent contribution to the parody title “Grindhouse XXX a lot of fun to appreciate. His latest release is called Anal Only, a set of five anal scenes, starring a bevy of beauties such as Bobbi Starr, Phoenix Marie, and Amy Brooke; all of whom led the way in terms of hardcore anal penetration fun. The back cover described the show like this: “Director Andre Madness brings you Anal Only, a butt man's ode to ass. This anally exquisite adventure features superstar anal queens Bobbi Starr, Dana DeArmond, Amy Brooke and Phoenix Marie. Each of these amply assed babes has accumulated numerous awards for their stellar performances, been featured in music videos and appeared on top radio programs. They're some of today's brightest anal stars and you're about to see why that is so true. Anal Only promises to be exactly that: Anal Only. It also features fresh-faced Ashlynn Leigh in an ass pounding scene as Anal Only searches for the best anal scene ever!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Dana DeArmond

Scene One: Amy Brooke, a brunette wearing wide mesh pantyhose, a short plaid skirt, and matching bra, was up first in a bathroom looking especially slutty. The droning music and MTV style editing were marginal but she definitely had a tight little ass worth checking out. She masturbated in a stall with a large dildo, finding a polished glory hole with the cock of James Deen just waiting for her. She continued to anally ride the toy while aggressively slobbing his knob, doing some ATM before retiring to a small black couch for some additional sexual play with James. He banged her ass and she actively rode it, displaying no chemistry whatsoever but still putting on quite a show all the same. He manhandled her into doing more oral on him and it ended when he jerked off a round of population pudding to her asshole.

Phoenix Marie with Toni

Scene Two: Bobbi Starr, the curvy babe featured on the front cover, was up next in an alleyway (granted a low end porn set made to look like one), her classic black lingerie enhancing her physical appeal as she smiled at the camera. Xander Corvus came in with a leaf blower, the windswept look and innuendo of it as a phallic symbol not lost on me. They started kissing and pawing each other, his hands all over her fleshy ass before his tongue took over. He rimmed her at length and she enjoyed it, slobbing his knob briefly before they started anally riding. She was initially passive and this was another scene where the chemistry was modest if present at all, the music again mixed too heavily into the balance over the vocals. They continued until he rubbed out a nut of genetic juice on her ass crack, Bobbi smiling as she looked at the camera.

The Extras

Scene Three: Ashlynn Leigh, a lovely young lady new to porn, was up next in a colorful bedroom as though she were a teenager on the verge of womanhood. She wore some light green panties and matching top, masturbating with a finger in her ass as creepy Johnny Castle watched from a chair on the sidelines. She then got out of bed and danced for him, his hands all over her caressing her body and the two kissing, both doing brief oral on one another before the repetitive anal penetration positions began. She went over the top in terms of her vocals and showed no discernable chemistry but I’d be remiss if I suggested that she wasn’t having some fun too. There as a slight bit of taste testing and he ended it by losing control and planting his seed in her ass, the spunk oozing out as she helped it with her fingers.

Inari Vachs (bonus scene from Harder)

Scene Four: Dana “crazy anal whore” DeArmond, was up next in what was supposed to be a dungeon of sorts, the lighting effects not hurting her look at all as she posed for pictures by a frame and large wooden chair used in nastier scenarios. As one of the most notorious anal extreme queens for years now, the gal (whose aforementioned nickname came straight from her own BTS comments), I knew she’d be in good stead her, Mr. Pete kissing her as he warmed her up with his hand. That led to a messy hummer and a lengthy round of ass pounding penetration, her dirty talk and additional oral quite fitting as she drained his balls of semen in short order.

Scene Five: Phoenix Marie, a curvy blond anal queen, was up last with Toni Ribas, the scenario centering on a sex show of sorts in a rental outlet. There was a bed in the smoke filled room, the glare of neon permeating the room as she teased Toni, her black and red lingerie certainly putting out a bad girl vibe of sorts that he picked up upon. He grabbed her tie and pulled her closely, rolling her on her stomach to feel up that sweet ass of hers. He spanked her lightly and she was soon blowing him, the anal portion of the scene coming right afterwards. He tapped her ass as she spread her legs apart, her taste testing and active riding once on top of him helping keep it strokable. This led to a realistic anal creampie, his seed running out of her perfect pucker while she cleaned his pecker off orally.

Bonus Scene: Harder: Inari Vachs, Danny Mountain: Inari Vachs, next up in black attire as she paired off with moper Danny Mountain, avoiding his judgmental eyes before dropping down to her knees to give him a sloppy blowjob. There was no apparent chemistry between the couple but she worked him over like a seasoned veteran, her mouth engulfing him every which way but loose until she actively rode his cock vaginally and anally. Inari was more active during the anal than vaginal work here, the sparse background helping focus eyes on her thrusting hips as she proved to be too much for him to handle. It ended when he rubbed a load of population pudding to her crotch, the overall effect less than satisfying for me despite the strength of her performance.

Summary: Anal Only by director Andre Madness for Adam & Eve was a set of five sex scenes containing women doing anal, none of them truly standing out as superb but all of them offering up strokability, some replay value, and meriting inclusion in the spank banks of the fans who so appreciate the ladies. Amy Brooke. Phoenix Marie, and Bobbi Starr were the best of the batch this time but Ashlynn and Dana acquitted themselves nicely too, the extras, technical aspects, and overall levels of fuck for the buck meriting a rating of Recommended. In short, Anal Only may not compete as handily with some of the double disc powerhouses of gonzo on the market but Andre’s eye for quality sure did add some style to the five scenes so consider this one if you appreciate the cast as much as I did.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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