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Teases & Pleases #2

Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/21/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Teases & Pleases 2

Vivid Entertainment

Genre: All Sex

Director: B. Skow, Mr. Pete, and Shylar Cobi

Cast: Lily LaBeau, Barry Scott, Ralph Long, Alexis Texas, Billy Glide, Charley Chase, Toni Ribas, Meggan Mallone, Mr. Pete, Sara Jay, Evan Stone, Lee Stone

Length: 209:28 minutes

Lily LaBeau

Date of Production: 9/21/2009 to 12/19/2010

Extras: There was a photogallery, some trailers, spam, a “special” offer, and that was all.

Condoms: None

Alexis Texas

Audio/Video Quality: Teases & Pleases 2 was presented in a 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color it was shot in by director B. Skow (credited on the box though the opening credits shared the honor with Mr. Pete and Shylar Cobi) for Vivid Entertainmentusing the standard definition MPEG-2 codec in 480 resolution for this DVD. The lighting was well handled and this added to the pleasure of watching the gals in play as the lengthy scenes gave them enough freedom to explore their sexuality. The composition of the camera angles was almost always optimal this time, Skow seeing fit to try and enhance the look of the ladies at every turn as possible, the minor grain not bothering me nearly as much as it could have in less capable hands. The fleshtones were usually accurate too and the DVD mastering was okay (the bitrate hovering around 3.0 Mbps), even if the lighting was off at times (the company watermark will be bothersome to some out there but only some given its location). The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in 256 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) offering with the vocals sounding flat and the music pretty decent. The aural qualities of the movie appeared to offer very limited separation and dynamic range, the vocals easily heard in most cases and mixed in with the ambient noises fairly well.

Charley Chase

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Body of Review: B. Skow and Vivid Entertainment have been almost synonymous with the term “quality porn” for the last several years, the director usually bringing out the best in those he captures in action. His latest flick is called Teases & Pleases 2, the cover clearly stating he was in charge of the six scenes yet the opening credits causing me some concerns. My issue going into this one was that it was apparent that the scenes came from over a year’s spread and then had at least two other directors credited at the beginning. When the cover hype and the credits clash, it almost always means the title was slapped together out of scenes originally slated for other projects, look at the first volume in the series to see what I mean. Still, the lengthy release had some of my favorite ladies at play including Lily LaBeau, Alexis Texas, and Sara Jay (in a relatively rare on camera performance now that she generally confines her work to meeting lots and lots of fans across the country) so I bit my lip and figured that if there was as much tease as Skow tends to include in his better movies, I’d be okay with it. The back cover described the movie like this: “Part two in the famous B. Skow "Tease and Please" style. Featuring smokin' hot Lily La Beau in two scenes, first teasing Lee Stone in her office before she takes his huge cock right at her desk. Then there's big-titted Sara Jay who oils up and masturbates before taking Evan Stone on the stairs of her dad's house. Followed by Charley Chase as she suns by the pool and jerks off, only to find Toni Ribas watching her...and in return she takes his cock and gobbles his cum. Then there's Meggan Mallone taking a ride on Mr. Pete! And finally a spectacular 3-way with Lily again, teasing two guys before they ravage her in a dirty alley. Ready to watch? Just say Please...” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Meggan Mallone

Scene One: Lily LaBeau, the fetching young lady featured on the left side of the front cover, was up first as she teased in an alleyway and provided some solo masturbation action. Once the music stopped, she was approached by the naked bodies of Barry Scott and Ralph Long, the men feeling her up as they took turns getting a blowjob. Lily applied some hand to gland action to each to serve as a fluffer between their turns, Lily soon allowing them vaginal access in a number of positions. She was only active when she was on top of them, occasionally blowing one while the other plowed her pussy with his pecker, Barry unleashing a modest wad of genetic juice into her mouth first but followed soon enough by Ralph rubbing out his spunk all over her crotch and puffy pussy. The chemistry between them was nonexistent but she was a cutie.

Sara Jay

Scene Two: Alexis Texas, the bodacious babe featured on the right side of the front cover, was up next in a red and white polka dotted bikini, teasing in a small backyard before a reset had her nude on a hammock. Billy Glide then joined her on a more stable platform, eating her out and enjoying her titty fuck before she slobbed his knob so aggressively. She performed for the camera more than pure enjoyment, showing a modest connection to the guy as she worked him to a fully turgid state. This led to some active vaginal riding where Alexis impaled herself soundly on his cock, her sweet ass cheeks rippling delightfully as she hit her rhythm. He rubbed out a nut of population pudding on her crotch to end it, Alexis demanding he give it to her before she tasted it and gave some post coital head with a smile.

Lily LaBeau

Scene Three: Charley Chase, a curvy brunette in a bright pink bikini, was up next as she was featured in a video tease montage, the gal enjoying herself both clothed and naked. She was also in a backyard setting, Toni Ribas coming over once the tease was finished to massage her pussy and kiss her. He fed her some of her own juices before sampling them straight from her labia, Charley reciprocating actively with a blowjob and some hand action. She was also an active rider though I sensed more connection between the pair here than the previous scenes. She really liked taste testing between positions too, Toni also giving more head at times which included rimming her. More penetration then led to him beating off to her open mouth, Charley swallowing his spunk and savoring his cock with an adoring face from there.

Scene Four: Meggan Mallone, a former contract girl from a few years back, was up next in a scene that looked nothing like the first three of the movie. She did not tease and was immediately sucking face with Mr. Pete, her weird green & black dress augmented by some patterned pantyhose that helped firm up her lean figure. Pete fingered her as he destroyed her hosiery and her juices appeared to be free flowing, the guy tearing them further to gain greater access. He slapped her ass and whispered to her as she struggled, Pete clearly in charge of what took place the entire time. She then gave him some head after he snacked on her crack but as much as there was some sexual tension apparent, they did not seem to have any chemistry together. She did finger her own asshole though, Pete going in deeper and longer with some assistance from his tongue. The vaginal penetration was on the passive side this time, Pete far more advanced and experienced than she was but the pop shot of splooge coming in the form of a semi-creampie (he was pulling out when he unleashed his seed, going back for more), Meggan cleaning him off orally while looking knowingly at the camera.

Scene Five: Sara Jay, a bountifully curvy woman, was up next as she rubbed her huge tits and ass, oiling up by the stairs until the mighty Evan Stone came over to service her. She had a clean shaven snatch and he worked her over at length compared to most of the others in the movie, Sara responding very favorably as she made a wide assortment of faces. He fingered her and she inhaled his pecker, giving his balls some love before actively riding him vaginally. Sara was all over his cock during the riding, her ass cheeks and boobs bouncing tremendously, some tender moments displayed as Evan took it slow before going full tilt to drain his balls of semen with a facial. She did not swallow but she appeared to get off and adored the guy even though he thoroughly glazed her face.

Scene Six: Lily LaBeau, the cutie in an office in the last scene of the movie, had a very short tease before she reset to wear a green dress and glasses. This came off to show her wearing fishnet stockings and a bra, masturbating until muscular Lee Stone walked in to go down on her. She seemed completely infatuated with him and the way he gave her pleasure, a far cry from the pair of mopes working her over in the opening scene. They actively screwed and she gave him some intermittent head, both of them getting into the scene before he held her head while unloading his nut of sperm all over her mouth and face. For her part, she went back to his pipe to continue draining every last drop she could get from him, swallowing some of it in a seductive manner.

Summary: Teases & Pleases 2 by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment may well have had the infamous director share responsibilities with others but it was still pretty good, the two scenes starring Lily LaBeau enough for her fans and the work by Alexis Texas, Sara Jay, Charley Chase, and Meggan Mallone sure to provide spank bank fodder for many others as well so I rated it as a light Recommended. The probability this was a collection of completely unrelated scenes was high and the layer change was abrupt enough that it scrambled my computer’s DVD player when I finished watching the movie and needed some screen captures yet the replay value was there and I admit my initial concerns were allayed by the time the lengthy fuck flick was over. In short, Teases & Pleases 2 was not generally the kind of production I associate with Vivid but as an all sex romp with at least a little tease in all the scenes, it merited giving it a chance so give this one a look and see what the buzz is all about.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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