Extras: Photo Gallery, Trailers and a "Pick Your Pleasure" menu
Audio/Video Quality: Stereo/Widescreen
Overview: Five vignettes of Euro whores taking it up the pooper
Scene One :
David Perry and Nick Lang are chilling by the pool with their shirts unbuttoned, apparently tanning their chests. They discuss banging Perry's wife, Aleska Diamond, presumably in the ass. Coincidentally she shows up just then and they all go inside. After a bit of awkward broken English conversation Aleska strips out of her slutty zebra print dress and starts grinding on Lang. Her body is tight and that ass is looking good. Soon she's slobbing his knob while Perry eats her asshole. The guys spit roast her on the couch swapping her mouth and pussy. When Aleska tells Perry to "fuck my ass please" he willingly obliges with a reverse cowgirl ride on his dong while she blows Lang. Diamond rides cock like a pro and her natural tits bounce perfectly. Soon they are trading her mouth and ass back and forth, pausing now and then to gape her butthole for the camera. Next Aleska takes a thorough DP reaming from the boys. Perry pumps her ass full of cum which she promptly farts back out with her asshole looking pretty abused. She takes Lang's load on the face to finish out the scene.
Aleska politely holds open her backdoor.
There was nothing new here but this scene was a solid effort by the cast. Aleska has a hot, toned body and a great attitude.
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Christina Bella is on a boat. She shows off her body for the camera while fingerblasting her own butthole. Her body looks good but her face is busted. She goes below deck where she finds Evan Rochelle at the helm and promptly blows him and squats over his cock so he can swab her poop deck. Christina's ass looks fantastic in this position. They move back up to the deck so Evan can bend her over and plow that ass some more. As long as her beautiful ass is filling the screen I'm into this but her tits and face are a plastic surgery nightmare. She rides him in a few more positions and he drains his nuts onto her brown eye before she sucks his cock clean.
Christina never thought she'd be buttfucked on a boat.
The boat setting was a nice touch. The natural lighting looked good and there were more opportunities for position variations than are offered by the usual couch. I liked the lack of music and especially the lack of dialogue from the cast.
Bruno SX is driving Christian Clay around in a Volvo and via the Godfather soundtrack and the typically horrible Euro porn dialogue some sort of mob situation is being implied. Christian is being "made" and no one will ever call him "Pinocchio" again. Or he just got out of prison. Or something. They arrive at a warehouse where Andy Brown is stripper dancing on a stack of wood pallets. Andy is a butterface with a juicy ass. Bruno says she has a prize for him and Christian inexplicably pulls about 50 feet of red ribbon out of her pussy. Andy sucks Christian's cock while he slaps her face and Bruno slaps her ass. There's lots of good moaning and screaming from Andy as the boys give her an anal spit roast on the pallets. They take turns reaming her butthole until it's sufficiently gaped and they slap her face whenever they feel like it. Bruno drops his goo in her purple swollen rectum and Christian squirts on her tongue.
All this scene needed was a paper bag.
This was a fairly hard scene. Andy is clearly fine at the end but she was taking two dicks at uncomfortable angles either on rough wood pallets or face down on a cement floor. There wasn't anything particularly interesting here but fans of the rough stuff might like it.
Aspen is on a different boat. She shows off her slim body in a short black dress and her legs and ass do look fine. She gets naked and asks "Is there anybody who can spank my ass and fuck me?" and Choky Ice and James Brossman arrive instantly to do just that. They slap her young perfect ass until it's rosy and then pull their dicks out of their casual slacks and go to work on it. Aspen looks great on her knees in her high heels getting sodomized in the captain's chair. Early in the scene she opts for one cock each in her hand and mouth instead of the spit roast position to service the men simultaneously. I wasn't familiar with this arrangement but perhaps it's popular in Europe. She finishes them off by taking both their loads on her tongue.
Aspen learned this move rowing on her college crew team.
I wouldn't mind seeing more of Aspen in the future. There's some great footage of her young ass being spanked and she'll have lots of appeal for fans of young natural girls. She's very vocal during the scene and while it isn't completely convincing it isn't annoying either.
Bruno SX and Frank Gun are speaking off screen but I can't tell what they're saying. It hardly matters after they call Jessica Lux into the room and tell her they will just be fucking her ass today. They tell her to take off her clothes and when she does the results are spectacular. Jessica is a young thick-assed Russian blonde reminiscent of Maya Hills and the hottest girl in the film by a wide margin. The boys give her mouth and ass a good workout and even though occasionally it seems a bit much for her to handle she keeps smiling and putting in work. The guys finish off by coating her tonsils in spunk.
Jessica is all smiles and ass.
This scene could have been longer. MUCH longer. After seeing Jessica's ass on the cover of the DVD I had been waiting to see it in action. She's not just eye candy though; her little butthole can take a pounding and her cock sucking skills are top notch.
This was worth a viewing one time through for the better than average elements but was mostly your standard Euro fare. The quality in female talent was inconsistent, especially with Jessica Lux in the final scene blowing the curve straight to hell. Her scene was the best by far and was the only one with any amount of replay value so I give this Ass Bangers a final score of RENT IT.