Genre: Teen, Gonzo
Director: None Credited
- Nika Noire
- Gracie Glam
- McKenzee Miles
- Nichole Heiress
- Chloe Star
- Anthony Rosano
- Will Powers
- Daniel Hunter
Extras: Photo Gallery, Cumshot Recap and Trailers
Audio/Video Quality: Stereo/Widescreen
Overview: Girls who are only 18 get fucked.
Pigtailed Gracie Glam is smoking a cig behind her school and talking to the cameraman. Through their Q&A session we learn she’s eighteen, flexible and a slut. She flashes him her OUTSTANDING tits and ass. Uh-oh, here comes school security guard Will Powers to bust her for truancy. He frisks/molests her and takes her back to his office so she can pay her debt to society. At first he makes her write sentences on the board but quickly changes his disciplinary methods and opts for a slow, wet blowjob on the desk. After that he hikes up her short skirt and bangs away at that fresh bald pussy. She strips naked and climbs on top of him for a vocal and energetic fuck. The camera is kept at a nice angle and we get some great footage of her juicy ass jiggling and bouncing while she rides him. She finishes him off by jacking his goo onto her lips.
Gracie gets an A in anatomy.
Gracie Glam is the reason I wanted to review this disc. Since the first time I saw her in porn her performances have never disappointed me. The setup and direction of this scene was pretty standard but Gracie’s natural beauty and talent took it to a higher level.
The scenario is unclear other than Chloe Starr and Daniel Hunter want to fuck on camera. Luckily there’s a cameraman in their crummy apartment to facilitate that. From the start there is zero chemistry between them. Chloe has an emaciated look that I don’t find attractive in the least. When a girl’s ribcage protrudes above her tits it makes the scene look like necrophilia. Daniel provides annoying comments like “ooh baby your titties are so nice,” which is a blatant lie. Chloe blows him and rides him with all the passion of a crack whore. Her ass looks OK in reverse cowgirl and doggy but her whimpering and groaning is depressing. She’s obviously uncomfortable and so am I. Daniel finally blows his load in her mouth and she drools it onto her tits.
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Everything about this was awful. Chloe has the physique and sex appeal of a holocaust victim. The camera went in and out of focus. You can hear the director giving commands off-camera and there is no editing. This kind of content makes me feel dirty and not in a good way. Avoid this scene at all costs.
Nicole Heiress is in a park and being interviewed on camera. It’s banal and annoying and makes the intros of Chico Wang pornos look refined by comparison. Cut to interior scene and she gets naked for the camera to reveal a set of unfortunate bolt-ons with gross puffy nipples. She drops to her knees to give Anthony Rosano a blowjob and a titty fuck, the former looking good but the latter is difficult due to the four inches of space between her tits. Anthony is into her though and eats her pussy to a convincing orgasm in 69. He drills her in reverse cowgirl and missionary while she seemingly continues to blow loads. Soon he has her in doggy and this girl’s best feature is her big round ass. They spoon and she comes again, then it’s back to that glorious ass filling the screen in cowgirl. Anthony finishes up with a few drops of jizz to her face.
If porn doesn't work out for Nicole she can always bee a teeth model.
I wasn’t into this scene at first but by the end I was converted. The production values were only slightly better than the last scene since it had a meager attempt at a set instead of some dumpy apartment but the camera work was uninspired and at one point you can hear a cell phone go off. Anthony brought his A-game as usual and brought out a good performance in Nicole by fucking her like he hadn’t seen pussy in a month.
Nika Noir is also in the park and she‘s wearing a Nerf Tag vest and protective eyewear. She looks a bit like Aurora Snow. She’s Russian and politely answers the interviewer’s moronic questions. She seems a bit naïve but that might just be the language barrier. There’s some Nerf Tag footage with her and Anthony Rosano that goes on too long. Now we go inside where she strips down to show her young natural body and her perceived naiveté disappears faster than Anthony’s cock down her throat. She‘s a stellar cocksucker with deep throat skills and lots of lash-batting eye contact. She plants her pussy on his face in a 69 but she still seems 100% committed to eating his dick and balls. Once he sticks it in her she shows that her adroitness at fucking is high as well, giving him an active and vocal ride. Rosano is a talented cocksman but he gets outfucked by Nika and when it’s time for her to take a load on the face Anthony looks like he’s having a stroke.
In Soviet Russia, pussy fucks you.
This scene was another surprise. I didn’t expect much from Nika at first but she ultimately made Anthony look like an amateur. Unfortunately again the set is utter shit and the director needs to keep his mouth shut.
Mckenzee Miles face down ass up in a thong and Ugg boots. She sits up to reveal her slim body and tiny tits and upon request from the director deep throats a cucumber. Soon the cucumber is replaced by Anthony Rosano’s engorged member and it slides down her throat just as easily. The blowjob goes on for a while but it’s robotic; Anthony enjoys it but she’s no more turned on by the cock than she is by the cucumber. She finally gets up on that dick and her performance is stiff and awkward. The director doesn’t help by giving yelling out position changes just as the performers are beginning to build a bit of a rapport. Things don’t improve when he moves them into doggy, where McKenzee continues to be mostly disengaged from the action. Finally we get an edit to the pop shot in McKenzee’s mouth.
McKenzee puts her best face forward.
This was another waste of time and talent. The time wasted was mine and the talent was Rosano’s. McKenzee seemed nice enough but was just not into this performance at all. The director seemed like he was as impatient to get the scene over with as I was.
Any potential this disc had was completely squandered by its dumbass director. I wish I knew who this asswipe was so I never review his films again. Instead of letting the performers get comfortable and fuck like actual human beings then edit the footage together to make a watchable piece of smut, he just barks orders at them like he’s training dogs then doesn’t even have the integrity to edit his own voice commands out of the finished product. Gracie Glam was perfect as always and Nika Noir fucks like a demon but unfortunately She’s Only 18 was mostly a disappointment from the formerly reliable Red Light District so I have to condemn this slop with a rating of Skip It.